₦airaland Forum

dbynonetwork:
Dem dey get IKWUANO bros..... Thanks to their hijab Dat hide everything from men like u...

Really
Never seen one na....even without d hijab

internationalman:
This is d reason I don't like black girls.
It's too blacker beneath..
And the irony is dat the beneath can never be bleached.

Gosh what heck am I even saying..

We like am like DAT...thank u!!!

cooldrinks:
Everyone is an ashi.

Not me!!!! Colddrinks

meelerh:
Yes

All d best dear!!!

This life nawa o...me never even talk face to face with ashi before o!!!

telkevog:
I appreciate your humility and sense of remorse. Your sins are forgiven.

Pastor peace!!!

Nma27:
Mtcheeew. You guys can't survive one day without such. I can imagine how scarce soap and Vaseline would b if God decides to lock the kitty for just one week!

Not for me.....am alien on dat level!!

*yawns*
But OP....where this kinda geh dey
For Ibadan here dem....make I no talk sha

Yet to find an Hausa geh with a good sizable ukwu...is it d kunu they sip or d tuwo shinkafa they eat that caused this??
Give us some ass!!!! They have pretty faces though!!!

*Rushed into thread thinking I am gon see some ass*

Mtvhewwww....just breasts?? Wetin I wan use em do?? Fry pancakes

meelerh:
Yup

What u still doing up??
Have u guys started.....school stuff

meelerh:
HAHAHHA

U know na!!! Hope ur gud??

thoth:
any young man that dates a woman a day older than him is cursed. unless you're doing it for the obvious.

Really?
Tell.me more!!!

chidichuddo:
this reminds me of a lady despite her acknowledging the fact that she is older than me and in her late 30's, she still thinks everyone ought to be doing her favors.

imagine demanding to eat what she Knows she can't afford, giving me list of things men ought to be doing for her including searching for work and starting a business for her.

would prefer if possible a lady in her early 20's with wisdom of a 70year old woman


I think that's too much to ask

That woman never mature finish o....
She is a hungry mofo!!

meelerh:
Hustle and open your school...Goodluck

I see u my sister!!

Funkybabee:
Davido don't dare that oooooo


You won't last long

N how do u know aunty

soberdrunk:
Hahahaha!! This just reminded of years back when i went into the ceiling to peep when my older brother and is girlfriend were having 'fun', i got so carried away by the action i didnt know i had moved my weight to the wrong board and came crashing down by their side, i dont know who was more embarrassed, me or the girl, all i kept screaming was "cable wire"!! "Cable wire"!! trying to cover up with the lie that i went into the ceiling to adjust cable wire........

Ur crazy I swear.....hahahahahhahajaja
Laf wan kill me die

charleskl:
shey na food go open em eyes ni?

Lmaoooo
Yes na!!!

Nellychinma20:
Older men are cool too ,I didn't say old men
Dating a guy within my age bracket is a no no for me .
They are too young and inexperienced and for an intelligent person like me ,its like watching a dog poo.

Older men like me??

lefulefu:
na padded V boot be dat abi na venza i dey see?
Femieddy
luminouz
dacovajnr
sunshineG
Lordcrimson
come and see padded tinzs

OMG!!!!!

GloriaNinja:
MOST OF THESE BEAUTY CONTESTANTS LIE ABOUT THEIR AGE.

N their so called beauty too

holuwajobar:
i dont understand.. is it that he beat u twice on different occasions or twice at once?.. Then you reacted by breaking bottle? I dont understand.. can someone explain to me....


Am not taking sides

Have u eaten??
If not...eat n read it again..
U go understand

Nemesis1:
As nice as this is, it won't end well


A scientist and inventor from Dubai I think died testing one of his own car-o-Plane


Powers that be don't want this happening now, as such I advise DeLorean to calm down

Could u tell me more about d dead inventor?

Tenkobos:
Kimbraa, what do you mean by 3 being too small for sexually active guy?


Are you not aware that there are volcanoes that are active but have not erupted in the past 9,999 years?
Being sexually active and whoring around ain't the same thing.

Nice observation!!!
I am sexually active o....don't lemme go dia
But I ain't a man hoe! Dont whòre around!!!
But I don't blame her assertion o....if u see what i see everyday....

phintohlar:
i go fix am 4 u no worry

Lmaoooooo!!!!
OK...I hear

Evaberry:
Baby boy stop lying

Evaberry my dear....
I ain't lying ooo!!!

What's with d iamkashybaby copycatting
Too lazy to form ur own words

Deseo:
Whenever I read story where a beloved is hurting the lover I remember how that bastard deceived me. OP she is seeing someone else an looking for an excuse to dump you. Forget her and never speak with her again.

But you won't listen to me, it is the lover's curse. We all must go through it at least once.

More like d lover's BANE!!!!

phintohlar:
u try

Lmaoooo!!
Well thank u!!!
Phintoh....abeg I no wan break my teeth oooo!!!

dukeprince50:
pls sell your balls, you don't need it. and also take the blood of men out of your veins, until you mature we won't call you a man.

If u can't help..must u judge?

humeeh:
Kiikikikiki....Goodnight jae pop...Have a wonderful night rest.

U too babe..u too