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cymontempler:
TGoddess. I guess as much. She is cute and she flaunts it.

Are you taken?

Queentzzy what do you reckon?

Lover boy!!!

gbadexy:
I'm sorry I took it harshly.I guess can blame it on poor sleep.
His question is one I can relate with though. you just over the time tend to notice a particular number and it repeatedly sticks out randomly till you begin to notice it.

Lmaoooooo...
Issokay!!!!

Penaldo:
U never ready for skull mining business

Lemme joor n go find sallah meat to chop!!!

funmisticqueen:
why should i beat you, i will perform something more intimate and professional, cut off your balls

Jesuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
So u too are in d skull mining business
Oh my poor balls!!!!!


Epon agbo fall on U!!

funmisticqueen:
are you mad, pls delete that statement, do you see me insulting your mum, dont cross that line abeg or you wont like what i type

Please am so scared right now....please don't hurt me.....
Lmaoooooooooooooo!!!!
Am in d toilet...coman beat me!!!

Rorachy:
On how en dey be, many people tell me may I pm dem, I cannor come and kee myself.

Lmaooooo!!
I.was joking joor!
Ur sallah for ur side??
Meat sure? Make I show?

Penaldo:
Yes and what can you do

*roars in anger*
Jusjiejehehejenjjj!!! Spirit of d air,attend to me!
Jsjejdjejskshhegehe!!! Spirit of d sea,attend to me!
Ghagsghshsbsbbshn!!! Spirit of blood n gore, hear me!!!!
I have a new target for u!!! Na one small boy like dat
Let's go fvck him up!!!

U scared yet

gbadexy:
get the Bleep out of my mention. you can just take a pass and don't respond to every post that wasn't directed at you. Learn to be civil and don't abuse the anonymity of the Internet.
I only gave the poster a possibility.

Seems d sallah meat wey no reach ur side is fvcking u up.....
Please do have a sense of humour naaaaaaaa!!!!

Rorachy:
I'm always right .

Not about me!!!
U told me to PM u....now u didn't reply since!!!
Na joke ooo

[quote author=raquel97 post=60013670][/quote]Lmaoooooo!!!
No mind d geh..just because she dey date Edo boy..she thinks all Yoruba men are scum including her own DAD!!!
Cc...funmisticqueen

funmisticqueen:
your words amount to nothing, they cant change the price of beans inthe market

Urs amount to less than nothing....
Here I am...farting em d fvck away....

Rorachy:
Your presence on her birthday would have meant a lot to her, little things matters, it's not all about money.

What are u saying naaaaaa?
A grown ass man should leave his job? on a Tuesday
So d girl doesn't understand say work is work....
Nawa oooo

ruggedmallaam:
Today na sallah abeg

Wey ma sallah meat naaaaaa!!!!

gbadexy:
what you are experiencing is weird but not unusual. It's not as if your watch is stuck at that time, it just happens that whenever you unconsciously check the time on your phone or other digital watch, you notice 11 or rather it's coincidentally at that period also.
it may be that you may experience tough period for 11 years and better times for same year. Same as the story of Joseph.
it may be vise versa, but whatever good period you have, make the best use of it and save for the future just in case.

Pele o...prophet!!!?
What I see is 30billion all d time.....hwf does it mean naaaa!

Bester44:
I know how I react whenever I reach orgasm. I would just breathe heavily. Whenever she cums, she would act like someone in very deep pain, make weeping sounds, but without tears.

Now that we are separated, anytime I cum now, I do exactly like her. I would act like someone in very depp pain, weeping, but no tears.

There was a time she insisted on checking my anus very closely after she said she felt something there. There is a certain tiny flesh close to my anus which has been there since childhood. Then she told me she has the same thing. When I checked hers, it was exactly the same in size and form. What is going on?

U guys could be related u know
Or just freaking coincidence!!!

Penaldo:
lol na shillings my skull go give you

So u still quoted me abi?

daben1:
Whenever i check my time, it's always 11:11, who else is experiencing this?

Check d fvcking battery if its working...

toastedbread:
look for this guy. 5dmindset

Oh yeah d guy who talks about how our souls are being upgraded to d next level n how we must evolve or perish n stuffs like DAT?
Lmaooooo!!!

Penaldo:
Ooni is a spoilt child

Ogbeni park well if u have no respect for ur elders!!!
Can u say DAT about ur own father
N don't fvcking quote me again or I will use u for skull mining

Mup4life:
Dude's name is Dele Taiwo he is a pastor @ RCCG and also a lawyer, and he is doing very well.

U dey mind d mumu OP
D guy still dey him mama house dragging 2 pieces of meat with his 2year old brother....

Are those tattoos??
Seems u created this thread to mock those girls....
Quite d opposite of what ur thread title says!!
Oniranu!!!!

Modified!!!
I can't help but wonder in that last geh pix if d markings on her stomach is d code for d location of King Solomon's mines,d lost city of Atlantis, d buried gold treasure of Chimqueticatl d Undead or maybe d series of steps to be taken for me to finally build my hyperdrive n antimatter engines!!!!

DarkMagic:
I thought u said u will stop creating dumb threads

I knew she wouldn't change
I knew she couldn't change
I knew it!!
I knew it!!
Onila d dumb thread killer poster will never change!!!

amuokuko:
Wiv the 2nd pinshure, I think the Ooni likes Escorts as wives.

DAT 2nd pix almost got me!!!!
But I rebuked my diick sharply!!!

wizzyba:
after my nysc i traveled to nearby city for a job, and luckily i meet someone who can help me out, so i try to hussle and get money to finance dis in a nigerian way (bribing) so during dis period i have 3girls as my neighbour, dey live in same apartment and they are friends, as per am in dat city for a mission i initialy mentain my lane and dont interact with any one, but dis girls want to move closer to me, dey come to me ask silly things in which always try to avoid dey, after sometime i notice anytime i passby i normally overheard dis girl saying somthing like, dat guy is impotent , he cant woo e.t.c so after a while i decided to move closer to one of them and woo her(to prove some point) guess wat? dats where the rediculed started, dis girls ridiculed me to last scorn, dey laugh at me mocked me to d extent dat am fully depressed for months and i totally lost confidence in myself pumping many question in my heart like wat could have happened am i too ugly but always remembered even girls call me fine boy with good stature when i was in school, but i later discover its because i dont have money, i dont wear gud clothes, e.t.c fast forward to some years later i saw her on facebook, message and add her up, after she saw am now a big boy, she replied and we have started dating, but one thing is am not dating her cus i love her but for a revenge, and this are d tins i have in mind
1. i wanted to impregnate her and denied am not responsible for it

2. or waste many of her year like gaining her total cofidence in me, introduce to her fake/rented mother, father, siblings, friends, hide my original name, plan our wedding with dis fake representatives, then on d wedding day i wont attend or probably fly out of the country same day

3 . or i record our sex scene and post it on d internet.


abeg give me d best purnishment for her

lalasticlala

U have already revenged on her!!
How? U became a big boy!
The best revenge is success
Whatever else u wan do na rubbish!!!

My friend
my candid advice to you is that : flee from him as fast as you can. If possible relocate to another room or else he will continue to disturb you and even if you keep telling him to back-off, he will still continue to pressurize u with his sexual advances... My friend you better run for ur dear life ooo
later I dnt want you coming to NL to seek for help such as : pls help me, i'm gay and wants to be straight.... Cos when that happens, i would be the first person to give you a serious bashing.

Run to where
Is d guy diseased or what??
OP..I smell lies......
But if ur right....just tell him off...firmly!!!
Unless u want a diick in ur hole when u wake up this sallah period.....u goan become his sallah meat!!

Ermmmmm.....
Those small Chinese/Korean tea cups should do!!!

Greene66:
This is how they talk until one day it happens. They blame the devil or they say they were drunk. Please no be today.

I do agree there are good men out there but they are so few that we cannot take risks based on a few good people. We cant. Majority are bad.

How do we tell the good ones? Even the bad ones start out good then show their true colors.

Am one of the 'few' good ones!!!!
Pusey no dey freak me!!!!!
Are we done now
Oya bye bye!!!

funmisticqueen:
please allow me to rephrase, yoruba men born later than the year 1990, besides my dad didnt have a typical yoruba upbringing, so he is exempted

I still stand on my word......

Greene66:
I was never a victim of anything. But I've seen people who have suffered. I've seen ladies get raped by so called friends. I've seen ladies get disappointed by so called friends. I've seen so called friends manufacture hoax just to destroy the relationship of the girl so they can get the girl in the long run. I've seen things bro..

You dont have to be a victim of armed robbery before you learn to close your gates and doors. Same way I don't have to be a victim of this before I know what is up.

All men are what I typed!!! You can deny it all you want but its the truth. If your so called friend opens her legs up for you, you would mate with her. So spare me.

But not all men are like what u typed!!!!
I am not one..coz Pusey no dey freak me!
I am Also sure dia are guys like me out there!!!
U don't really know all MEN...do u

funmisticqueen:
her mum is right, yoruba guys are uncaring and poor, and they tend to depend on women a lot, take it from a yoruba girl

Well I don't depend on women for a living...
U sure ur a Yoruba girl Coz u just abused ur own DAD