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Romance › Re: Guys, Come And Carry Your Wife ooo! What Kind Of Make-up Is This? by luminouz(m): 10:10pm On Aug 22, 2017
lefulefu:
decieve who? cheesy
with a face like dat wey don turn to mask cos of too much paint grin
Femieddy
dacovajnr
luminouz
make una come see eyebrows of life grin
Lmaoooooo!!! I will pass!!!
Romance › Re: Looking For A Wife And/or Wives. Please And Thank You by luminouz(m): 9:08pm On Aug 22, 2017
Lewaluv:
Oko mi. Do you have d account to support more than one household?
When did he become ur oko?? shocked shocked
Nawa oooo
Romance › Re: Looking For A Wife And/or Wives. Please And Thank You by luminouz(m): 9:07pm On Aug 22, 2017
Preetiex:
ye she is got a sexy but deadly body
Forget deadly... Gimme sexy
Business › Re: Lagos To Sell Lake Rice At 12K Per 50kg Bag - "Eld-el-kabir" by luminouz(m): 8:32pm On Aug 22, 2017
ACHIEVERBA:
I WONDER WHAT MR "STOMACH INFRASTRUCTURE" HAS TO OFFER HIS CITIZENS
Lemme leak d secret!!!
Its ur gòat head he is preparing for his citizens..as Asunised suya!! grin
Romance › Re: Looking For A Wife And/or Wives. Please And Thank You by luminouz(m): 8:20pm On Aug 22, 2017
Jahsam:
You guys are three much mehn
Send me a PM n I will drop monikers of single n sexy ladies for u....I can't post them hia
Romance › Re: Looking For A Wife And/or Wives. Please And Thank You by luminouz(m): 8:19pm On Aug 22, 2017
Preetiex:
luminouz,i hope d guy is jovial & flexible or else he is on a long tin,i asked him some questions up dere & he wrote an epistle as answer
I read it dear n I was like shocked
Romance › Re: Looking For A Wife And/or Wives. Please And Thank You by luminouz(m): 8:18pm On Aug 22, 2017
Preetiex:
dont u want d queen tashira again or should i send moniq or amelia or jael tonight
Lmaoooooo
I like Jael.....sounds sexy... grin
Romance › Re: Looking For A Wife And/or Wives. Please And Thank You by luminouz(m): 8:17pm On Aug 22, 2017
Preetiex:
help him he has been heartbroken for sometime
OK...for u babe...just for u!!
Romance › Re: Looking For A Wife And/or Wives. Please And Thank You by luminouz(m): 8:02pm On Aug 22, 2017
Preetiex:
1 becos ur riches are in heaven.
2 u dont know ur complexion
3 u will like 1 dan d oda
4 u have not manage 1 wife u are speaking of wives
4 polygamy is wahala with all d dramas & juju
He wants more than 1 womanhuh shocked
Babe...u sure I should help this guyhuh shocked
Romance › Re: Looking For A Wife And/or Wives. Please And Thank You by luminouz(m): 8:00pm On Aug 22, 2017
Preetiex:
ok let me help u,oyindidi,Dlordsamurai,luminouz,humeeh,lewaluv,airforce1,fabulocity,lala247,purple25,victornezzar,tamarapetty,rorachy pls dis guy needs help
Yea babe.....I am here o....

Jahsam or Potsam tongue....them plenty for ma hand......should they send PMshuh
But u sound morafucking rigid sha o....hope ur not a religious hotheadhuh
Celebrities › Re: Muma Gee’s Daughter, Monalisa Eke Celebrates 1st Birthday (Photos) by luminouz(m): 7:57pm On Aug 22, 2017
alexialin:
Lol I hear Mr handsome.
tongue tongue
grin grin
Romance › Re: My Wife Has A Spirit Husband by luminouz(m): 7:56pm On Aug 22, 2017
Preetiex:
no but i can direct her to u if u want
What are u waiting for againhuh
An engraved invite?
Send am to me joor! tongue
Romance › Re: My Wife Has A Spirit Husband by luminouz(m): 7:22pm On Aug 22, 2017
Preetiex:
saw d queen of d coast before :Psaw d queen of d coast before
Damnnnnnnn!!!!
She was beautiful shey?
U get her numberhuh grin
Romance › Re: My Wife Has A Spirit Husband by luminouz(m): 7:11pm On Aug 22, 2017
[quote author=Preetiex post=59725252][/quote]Lmaoooooo
N how u know they prettyhuh tongue
Celebrities › Re: Muma Gee’s Daughter, Monalisa Eke Celebrates 1st Birthday (Photos) by luminouz(m): 4:36pm On Aug 22, 2017
alexialin:
So pretty.

Can't wait to have mine kiss

I know all my kids will be drop dead gorgeous kiss

Baba God pick my call cheesy
Amen.
Drop dead gorgeoushuh I concur!!! grin
But only if am d father!! tongue
Romance › Re: My Wife Has A Spirit Husband by luminouz(m): 3:44pm On Aug 22, 2017
Preetiex:
wich kind ugly picture u put so,many of those girls are pretty but destructive
Na spirit wife naaaaaaaa!!!
U scaredhuh tongue
Romance › Re: Can You Have A Three-some SEX With This Girl And Your Girlfriend? by luminouz(m): 3:39pm On Aug 22, 2017
Mtchewwwwww...
Na fine face we go chop?? D punna is clean so??
Naso one geh like DAT get fine face....till she bend yansh n I was subjected to a mindblowing,disgustingly yucky,seriously revolting crawcraw pucci.....
It was on NL front-page some days ago!!!
Romance › Re: Is It Bad To Whistle At Night by luminouz(m): 11:04am On Aug 22, 2017
lefulefu:
i whistle at any time i feel like.. wether na night or daytime cheesy
dacovajnr,luminouz,Femieddy,kennyID17
fear dey let una whistle at night?
una dey fear spirit? cheesy
Well...I heard some types of whistling might attract snakes......after all snake charmers use whistles to talk to their snakes
Politics › Re: Rutile, Galena, Uranium Discovered In Cross River State By Chinese Men (Photos) by luminouz(m): 10:48pm On Aug 21, 2017
Ashley86400:
Get those racist chinkos out!

They hate black people and always portray Africa in a bad light in their country.

In their country they deny educated black people jobs and prefer to hire white people from third world European countries just because of their absurd worship for the white skin.

They shout "heiren" when they see black people and openly claim their race is higher than the blacks.

If they even manage to give black people jobs in their country, they'll say it's Obama skin coloured blacks they want.

A Chinese recruiter once told me they didn't like hiring black English teachers because the parents of the students taught the teacher might scare the kids because he is too black. Can you believe that ?

Most of them see black people as lesser humans.

Coming to Africa to finish what the white man didn't.
And we open them with loving arms and shout "sir, sir" when we see them- ready to give them homes, cars and money, but a similar Nigerian with the same qualifications won't be given half of that.
On the road, you see these washed up foreigners conduction road constructions. .for how many years will they keep doing our work for us. .don't we have engineering/ Geography/Geology students ? What do they do after graduating with outstanding degrees? Must they keep working under these same people and calling them "Ogas"?
One step forward, a thousand steps back.

Why was I created on this continent with it's series of ever growing problems and mental backwardness? undecided
Here re ur reasons!!!
One....so u can be d messiah to fix it!!!!
Two....so u can be part of legends who changed the landscape/rulership of the continent
Three......so u can be a trailblazer....pathfinder n an unrelenting bulldozer
Four.....so u can suffer like ur ancestors suffered n die like a pauper....

The choice is urs nigga!!
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Girl I Visited For The First Time Today by luminouz(m): 4:03pm On Aug 21, 2017
Papiikush:
Rule number one.

Never, ever, ever, ever, never visit a lady in her apartment. Let her beg you to come instead (after turning her down for months)
One of my morafucking ironclad rules bro!!!!! grin
Nice one!
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Caught In Lagos,almost Killed By Mob(photos,video) by luminouz(m): 4:41pm On Aug 20, 2017
dapyd1:
We have still not learnt, jungle justice is not the way.

Just because Nigeria is lawless and perpetrators of jungle justice are not arrested. In saner climes, videos shot of jungle justice will implicate everyone in it and you could face death penalty for murder.

The motive doesn't matter, killing someone for whatever reason is wrong. If 10 kidnappers escape, it's better than lynching one innocent person.

Whoever kills is a murderer, it doesn't matter who you kill. If you kill someone because he killed your relative, who kills you for killing him? For you have become guilty of the same offence you accused him of.

The corruption in the NPF is not enough reason for lynching. The decay of our legal framework is not a good reason either.

KILLING ANOTHER PERSON IS WRONG NO MATTER THE MOTIVE, ONLY THE STATE HAS THE RIGHT TO SENTENCE SOMEONE TO DEATH
Just pray ur mum/dad is not kidnapped n u finally catch d culprit!!!! U will change this nonsense post n kill d kidnapper ursef!
Only cats who have not tasted meat are deemed trustworthy to guard a chicken hoop!!!! undecided
Romance › Re: Men Nowadays Prefer To Be A Babypapa, Than Becoming A Husband --adekemi Taofeek by luminouz(m): 2:55pm On Aug 20, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
[color=#550055]Are u still using the same number since day 1? grin[/color]
Same number Mami!!!! grin
Romance › Re: Men Nowadays Prefer To Be A Babypapa, Than Becoming A Husband --adekemi Taofeek by luminouz(m): 9:30am On Aug 20, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
shocked

Am serious ooo..

So, now ur telling me that Nigerian Green card is aint real? embarassed all these stuffs are aint real?
Lmaooooo grin
Don't be like DAT baby grin
Let's talk better on d oda side.....holla me aiit?
Expecting u ASAP!!!!
Romance › Re: My Wedding Pictures! by luminouz(m): 8:00am On Aug 20, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
cheesy

Nice... grin


Who's NEXT? cheesy
U ARE NEXT!!!! grin
Romance › Re: Men Nowadays Prefer To Be A Babypapa, Than Becoming A Husband --adekemi Taofeek by luminouz(m): 7:52am On Aug 20, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

And the big sister had spoken.. grin

I will only do this to get a Nigerian Green Card as what Luminouz told me grin tongue
Baby baby!!!! grin grin
What if I tell u say a lotta niggaz are already asking me about ur coming o....I was like wtfhuh shocked
Dem be like u mean she is really cominghuh I be like...ermmmm...urmmmmmm......n they were like fvck off mehn give us d full 411 man!!! grin
I was like iamkashybaby don put me into trouble ooooooooooooo!!!!!

How u doing baby?? grin happy Sunday
Romance › Re: Mr. & Miss Nairaland Contest 2017 (opinion & Suggestions) by luminouz(m): 7:40pm On Aug 19, 2017
humeeh:
Pop i'm neutral o
OK....so ur just like me.....take 1 kiss
Romance › Re: Mr. & Miss Nairaland Contest 2017 (opinion & Suggestions) by luminouz(m): 7:33pm On Aug 19, 2017
humeeh:
Izz contest o

Voting or contesting??
Definitely not contesting!!!!
Voting? Depends on If any of ma niggaz is contesting??
U nkohuh
Romance › Re: Mr. & Miss Nairaland Contest 2017 (opinion & Suggestions) by luminouz(m): 5:11pm On Aug 19, 2017
humeeh:
Yelzzz!!!You aff to contest o


Moi alien pop,luminouz.Where u?
Yes mai dear.....I dey hia oooo!
Whatzupping?? grin

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