₦airaland Forum

Evaberry:
women are more emotional than men

a woman can't just absorb the shock and move on

abeg that shit hurts like hell

So u have emotions

franco3075q:
GV HER SMTIME, BE A MAN N STOP CALLING HER, DNT DO ANYTHING TO CONTACT HER, TRUST ME SHE WILL START MISSING U, SHE WILL CALL U, WHN SHE DOES, B IN CONTROL

Miss who?
Not when she is prolly fvcking anoda nigga!!!

Royal155:
6 good solid years and you no chop kpekus
Nigga are u sh*tin me? :oo

See eeh mek I just tell you the truth, you are the cause of your own problem, I swear .

How can you date a girl for six donkey years without digging da hole . Are u a 'cuntless unsolid'?

If you had dugged da fuckin hole one or two times, she'll think twice before friend zoning ya sorry a$$. Now another nigga from a foreign land with a potent cunt has taken over the management of that company with all the benefits(even eaten a hot served kpekus :PP) attached to it.

Nigga quit crying and whinning like baby and look for another babe, but this time, don't be stupid and blinded enough not to chop that kpekus .

Ndo Nnamm

Nice comment!!!

*sighs"
Another fvcker spotted!!!

DJHANDSOME:
Her parents are struggling to fed oooo, i now work so i take care of them most of the time.

Its like ur head is not correct this morning
Are u under a spell
Ur making me angry with this ur mumu post??
Surely NL guys can't be this stupid naw!!!!

ekems2017:
Must you celebrate salah with ram?

He should use what then...frogs

Gaddafithe2nd:
This isn't new at all. This kind of ritual is common in Sagamu, Ogun state. Some even use bread to eat the sh.it.
You dey dupe people self without jazz na still curse let alone of adding voodoo to it.

People should be careful, we have terrible people that can do anything for money.
Some people even use the leaves used in wrapping cold pap to do jazz.

Nitori Jesu!!!!!
Bread to eat shiit?? Like beans
Werey plenty for this 9ja o....
Coz of quick money!!!

Evablizin:
lols so you don't want me to go to school abi

Figured u goan be a I.T/banker or such!!! Ur always online
But its nice dou... I can relate to what ur experiencing... Am bored at home 2!!!

Adadioranma79:
Alrighty, i guess we ll find out together then, via email,
Lol
Noticed you tried sending me a mail

Lmaooooo.... U got me!!!

Adadioranma79:
Lol, dont take me serious, dunno how to even kiss

Lmaooooo
I guess i will have to confirm for myself ..won't i??

JaffyJoe:
This is serious o. On a lighter note, this new trend can be used in combating the issue of open defecation o. When people refuses to shit in the open out of fear of juju, our environment will be better of. No be so?

Lmaooooo....na so

Adadioranma79:
Your comment got me laughing like seriously, true talk tho. Wish i could kiss you right now

Forget him...just kiss me!!!

Evablizin:
sowie dude strike things,i no comment for every post,just check.

Wow...so ur actually in school
Go figure!!

NwaAmaikpe:



May his marriage be in the same state as Adebayo Road, Ado-Ekiti.

May urs suffer d same fate!!!!
Amen!!!

jegz25:
Abeg someone should give me d number of that girl wey dey dance.i think I found d mother of my unborn pikins

Wrong geh bro!!
She dey ma crib ad we dey speak!!!!
Better luck next tym

subtlemee:
I don't ever want to experience heart break again...I never thought I'll live to tell the story,i was stuck in sadness stage for God knows how long

Really??
Tell me more!!!

tosyne2much:
Abi no be so?

Lmaooooo
Am not married bro!!!

tosyne2much:
I really do feel sorry for this boy

Even those with captivating joysticks are still finding it difficult to satisfy their wives in bed, talk more of someone with an amputated joystick

U say whatttttt

YelloweWest:
Ooni is a gold diggers who married for money.

Wura is one rich lady and when he saw she wasn't about to let him drain her he pushed her out.

Please where did u leave ur brain
Tell me...lemme help u bring it back

Coldfeets:
Not impressed in any way at all.

Aesthetically speaking, this is bull_shit!

How can I walk into a room and be seeing colored tyres everywhere?

Is that not childish?

Coz it is!!! For a coldfeet

Doctorphil:
This is mentally bamboozling to my understanding as to why a peripheral creation of animalistic evolution will try to kidnap themselves for money in such a sacrilegious mindset. I weep for our incoherent offsprings and what lies ahead for them

Ur incoherent offspring ni o....not MINE!!!

Nina4u:
She's fat he's old

N u are so fvcked!!!!

ofemigeorge:
I noticed....for the past four days now every page I open on nairaland can't load images.... I have to go to the link to see the pics.....but every other page I browse on shows pics...what's wrong?

It happened to me a while back...some peeps even thought na spirits dey follow me upandan...
What to do??
Ur browser is having issues... Uninstall n download another from google playstore...it should work fine....mine was text not images....I couldn't read any text at all!!!!!

ofemigeorge:
I noticed....for the past four days now every page I open on nairaland can't load images.... I have to go to the link to see the pics.....but every other page I browse on shows pics...what's wrong?

StarBukola:
So what we should now do?

*sighs*
Let's boil climate joor!

WORDWORLD:
Its wordworld, already asked one who but made you her mouth piece. O! what a goddess with so much power that commands men.

What's with d malnourished poetry bro
U related to Shakespeare ni!?

lefulefu:
ukwu rules
ukwu is divine

Gimme correct ukwu n watch me eat 30 fufu!!!

Stellie:
lolxxx.... U hav got a banging body... Nice legs

Awwwwwww...
Oya take two sharp sharp..

Stellie:
dis ur question get as e b......pls luminouz can u help me ansa dis guy

Right here babe
Well.....worldworld my answer is this....y don't u ask the gods