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lefulefu:
weeeyyyy!!
dacovajnr
Femieddy
luminouz
Lordcrimson
make una come see the biggest ukwu in the whole wide world

Nice sight to my eyes!!!!
An eyeful not an eyesore!!!

Beefnstew:
I have experienced n seen a lot bro, but thought it wise keeping them to myself.
Felt wat that dude saw, seriously.

Then share URS!!!

krissconnect:
Africans. Africans. I weep for my continent

Who asked u to cry

Narldon:




I just hope he doesn't come down with waist pain after....

*sighs*
Exactly what I have been suffering from since last month!!!
Its not easy oooo

Davash222:
The last picture, where are they going

Ur house!!!!

Beefnstew:
Still wondering how someone took his time to share such a wonderful experience, and no one commended him, not even a comment! Nawao, its too discouraging na.

Anyway, kudos 2u bro. E no easy at all. Who say e easy make e go take em own eyes see am. Abeg share more of ur experiences, am all ears.

Na so so stories u like abi??
It won't be funny if u experience one ursef
U goan wet ur blue pants hommie

SOLMICHAEL:
God bless you! That's worthy of emulation!

“When you realize you’ve made a mistake, make amends immediately. It’s easier to eat crow while it’s still warm."

What sorta proverb is DAT??
Crow ko....sparrow ni

Stanleyafam:
Youths that have refused to discover their purpose on earth

Biko tell me....what is ur own purpose in life o?? U don discover am??

I know just how to handle DAT ass.....

My thang!!!!!

lefulefu:
aghh i thought u love yellow babes oo

I love all colours bro!!!
Black,white,yellow,brown,cream....even blue!!!

alexialin:
Luminouz dear

Thanks for standing up for me

Your smart!

One love!

Uwc!!!!

lefulefu:
Femieddy
luminouz......aghh luminouz no dey take lightskinned babes dey joke

Lmaoooooo!!
She is my friend self
She try oooooo!!!!
Besides who told u I like light skinned girls??
Am neutral on colour o

folakemigeh:
Paddy is very rude and very quick to anger, i know him personally and he knows me too




Having rich parent(s) is a successful boost and it makes your life race lot easier

Not again!!!
U can lie for d Universe ooo
He knows u personally
Like u meant he fvcked u right
Yes I concur...but he has forgotten about u...no wonder ur so pained!!!

Simongm:
hmmm "indentured Ass"
i hope she didn't bother to check the meaning, right?

Lolzzzz

I am telling u bro!! She had no fvcking idea!!!

Me: I love ur indentured ASS!!!!
She:.Thank u darling lumi...ur one in a million!!!!
I burst out laughing!!!!

futurism:
It is clear Mikel isn't fully on top of his game with this woman... rubbish.

Thank u bro!!!
N ur d nigga who tops his own game ;
I don't fucking think so!!!

IamKashyBaby:


Chineeke! See kweshun ooo..?

Dont worry i can stay in PH..u can come and visit me there or vice versa, we'll schedule that..

Lmaoooooo....
U n who go dey do visitation things??
U never serious about d green card o....
When u become serious lemme know!!

IamKashyBaby:
My meatballs, abeeg na sign all the papers the immigration asked you since day 1 ..So i can have that green card so i can live happily ever after in PH

Ohoh....so ermmmmm.....is it d green card u want or me or both
Besides I hate PH.....come live in ibadan

IamKashyBaby:


Whaaaat? Red card? What is that Penalty in football?

Oga, Luminouz told me Nigerian Green Card is the Best in Africa..so waz that all a bluff?

Chaaai! I don die nau..

Baby..why are u letting ursef be distracted nau....
Focus on me u hear.....
DAT guy even had d temerity, audacity n pomposity to say he wants ur NUNU while I am still alive??
This is not acceptable ooo....at all!!!

chinawapz:
I intentionally wrote it like that bro...am not here to write English exam. This is a forum, anyone can write as he or she likes. You like to slang your word. Definitely, I still have the freedom to write here on nairaland as I love to. carry your wahala comot

Haba....na play I dey nau....
Somborri canor joke wif u again ni

FemiEddy:
Nice curves, where are my fellow ukwu brothers? Come and see d delicacy I just found
dacovajnr
luminouz
Lordcrimson
Lefulefu

Omo these girls won't kuku kill somebody..
Oko MI dide ni sha!!!!!
Thank God na inside bus I look d thing not when my landlady's daughter is in d kitchen!!! I for dey jail now!!!

chinawapz:
You don't even know what u're saying. You that want to teach me tutorial can't even spell the common 'Your' I pity you

U be ode ni?
I slanged it....not ur tenses that never agreed

IgbotiicGirL:
He should just inbox me ...i will teach him for free

Teach me...I will pay u!!!

Bimpe29:
Who be your Aunty?
Please park well.
Which vain word una wan hear again?

How dare u insult his highness..d alien luminouz
Becareful ooooo.....
Auntyyyyyyyy!!!!

Bimpe29:
God have mercy. It is really unfortunate to have lived in this generation with her.

Aunty holy holy!!!
Abeg make we hear word!!

wine4dguy:
I can't believe I know this girl. ..

Where In ur dreams abi??

sinaj:
Why didn't she bare it all na

Mitcheeew

Y u reacting
U be reactor

Chevronstaff:
Is it not the same UI whose VC attended his son's convocation in the United states of America few months ago??
https://www.nairaland.com/3828617/university-ibadans-vc-sons-convocation

It's about time we curtail the powers of labour unions In Nigeria.. They are becoming insensitive with crazy demands and inappropriate measures at the expense of the future of the Nigerian youth

Will u shût up They fight for better learning conditions for d students.. But then ur prolly one of those silvered spooned 3 chinned poop lickers who went to school abroad. I don't blame u at all!!!

Rorachy:
You don't know me o, if I make up my mind not to do something, no Jupiter can stop me, all I need to do is to make up my mind. That's me. My decisions are not flexible.

That's what my friends complain about me, I don't change my mind easily.

So do all you want, if I don't want to marry you, my decision is final. Ask guys that I turned down.

Nawa ooo
See this one feeling like shina Rambo!
How many guys u don turn down?
So long am not there..d list is incomplete