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buharichild:
she promised me sex

Really? N ur dumb enough to believe her

Not bad!! Lefulefu n d UKWU crew come in here!!!

buharichild:
Romance section ladies are not what they are, I sent this girl pm on Thursday, she told me she need an accommodation in Ogun state, due to her sweet voice I sent her 7k for transport sharply, Ever since I called her always switched off or she won't pick, am not worried about the money oo but y would a lady do such, d lady knows her self.

How I wish one of these girl mofoz would just ask.me such rubbish??

pweetiedee:
It is a husband, not "an husband"

plus,
her husband knows she is an actress, he loves her and what she does. they have four kids together.

they've been married for many years.

Just leave it like that.

Lemme say this......an husband is right...coz d pronunciation of 'hus' sounds like ò(a vowel-like a,e,I,o,u),the 'h' is very silent....so d 'u' sounds like 'or' so most times 'an' usually comes before this word.....
Other words include hospital
Or so I was taught by my oral schoolteacher.....

idris4eva:
But they don't really do these in Ondo, Ondo town to be precise

And g boys plenty

Who even born them

When niggas dey carry juju inside bag

The only thing I know police do in Ondo is to settle husband and wife fight or chased tenant out of the house by the order of the landlord

If you even get bar for hand well dem go escort you from club at night reach your destination....

U really stay in ondo town bro....na true u talk!

nkemdi89:
I get dem many as friends, including their men too, and I don stay police barracks well well, the women can pour themselves hot water because of their DPO in the station, they can poison their fellow woman police because of man.

Abeg...u fit hook me up with any unmarried among them

bbbabes:
What's this Fine Boy saying

Lmaaooo! I need a blackberry babe!!!

MissRaine69:
Should have nipped it in the bud... it's time to bring a woman into the frame
Real or imagined
Otherwise you are going to find yourself in a very compromising position

As if....

bbbabes:
This family is weird

Like urs I concur!!!

johnbuck81:
why u dey do like lion...o yes,her husband is weak.

Really?? Oya go n make him strong naw!! Ur.still in ur mama house collecting 3 pieces of meat n u no get shame!!!!!!

7... Women hate too nice guys.... Coz they give off d sissy smell
8..... Don't become too available to women coz u will become undesirable to them.....u need to be desired!!!

Lmaoooooo!!?? OP u will soon pay for school fees!!!
Ur in d Brother zone!!!!!

I better not travel there...they will just castrate me ni....coz I won't let their big ass girls rest!!!

nkemdi89:
Police women are the worst, they like free food and drink so much, they like sex like mad, and whenever they see money their eyes will be sharper than zakky touch.

*coughs* they like sex like mad?
How u take know

xyoung:
I hope I won't get blocked for posting all these?

On a serious note, these are all happening in this Lagos. Money is indeed the root of evil

Money is not u fool!!! Its d illogical, tyrannical n puritanical LOVE of money that is d root of all evil...

ModusOperandi:
RMD is like fine wine, gets better with age

N what about U

lefulefu:
yes...very false alamish and she come get face like vampire sef

I tell u!!! I shouted Jesu like 4 times when I saw her face!!

lefulefu:
haba! Dis one is too much na.iyam not sure my paddies dacovajnr and luminouz go like dis one.see as e big like catapilla. Too much of everything is bad.....sath the preacher.

Know d babe!!!
Eudoxie yao or something!!!!
But her own is not appealing....just be like parboiled cowdung with yeast!!!
Lefulefu.....this one na false alarm!!!

lefulefu:
odegwu!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come see rear attack ooo!!! Na dis type of yansh Helen of troy gather wen come cause dat war dat time.chai!!! Back then for Sunday school i always argue dat d apple wey Adam chop wasn't just apple..it was ukwu.wen he taste d ukwu he never wanted to go back being the innocent Adam.luminouz,dacovajnr,IDeyFindWife,Deadshot,Lordcrimson i wanna play seesaw with this ukwu

Lmaoooooo!!!!
Yeah bro...u got this one right
No false alarms on this one
Who gives a fvck about her designer/sienna sunshades!!!

Sacluxpaint:
I.lived in Singapore a decade back, I saw some Asians with round booty but they are few in number.

Wao!!!! Even if na one dey Singapore eh.....na me she go dey date!!!!!

IHate9jerians:
From the way here eyes always darts everywhere,to her frequent looks of disgust and her aggressive voice tone,its clear this Adesua is a very troublesome person.Her marriage to Banky W(if it isnt a publicity stunt to gain more traction for their "wedding" movie) wont last upto 18months

God!! Seemed u read my mind!!!!! Big bold eyes glinting everytime,that flaringly bold nose n DAT jaw......are recipes for disaster for a softie like bankie.....this geh is made for hard core niggas.....reminds me of those gun-running n dope dealing black.American drug lords of the 1950's girlfriends...they all had this fierce look to them...
I pray for bankie's sake that it works out

IdeyFindWife:
Nor mind them; I been done see the news 2days ago on https://www.mycelebrityandi.com/china-holds-womens-beautiful-buttock-contest/. I dey consider to post am sef but I say no; noble Lords & Knights of the #BigBhootyKingsConnect nor dey chop bony pigeons like their own, mehn, na correct king-size #christmasturkey bhooty #DistinguishedSirs dey chop.

Besides, i just felt cheated again by dese chinkos! Dem get nerve to dey jonze us low quality toothpick-booties like say na Itel or Oppo phone levels, ehn? Wey #LexingtonSteel come dey see those #bigbooty Asian gals wey hin dey bang ? For where? Anyone whu know make e tell me, after am thru with my current quest, na that AsianArss Utopia I been wan dey go do my Summertime demo with my mandem dey "fo shizzle ma nizzle" their "pokemon" dey go ! And Daco-J, na dat ur 4in talk dey inspire my waka make i go 'obtain' dem small!

If i enta Singapore, chai, see d kind wey i been dey aim... abi, yhu nor see am?!

U mean these big ASS girls can be found in Singapore
U sure they ain't transgender bro?

Lefulefu...am kinda confused!! Are u calling this chink ASS ukwu or FUFU! Coz d yansh just strong with plenty muscles........
Not for me....Hell No!!!...
This ass is a diickbreaker!!!!

HarmonyDee:
i do it too much i think i overdo it sef..some times i have to remind myself to keep a serious face lol

Really

OP...date all three,then make up ur fvcking mind!!!

Omoedeki:
These ones small sef. A girl told me she is looking for 11 inches dick.

*sighs* now DAT is a HOE with a big HOLE!!!

asatemple:
am doing my best but i also need God for perfection

Good answer!!!

bewla:
What the capital Ibadan

Lmaooo......OYO...On Your Own!!!!

asatemple:
I cover my husband with the Blood of Jesus and blind every distraction from women..... Amen

Give him good sex,good food n stop nagging..... Otherwise OYO

She pretty n I guess has a nice ASS!!!
But no! I am quite sure I never slept with this one...so my destiny is SAFE!!!!
#modified... Now DAT d demons are gone....I can....