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Romance › Re: Can Black People Swim ? by luminouz(m): 11:41am On Jul 09, 2017
Whywhyogun 4.0 reloaded!!!!
undecided undecided undecided
Just stop wasting ur data n transfer d money to me naw!!!!
Romance › Re: Will You Still Love Me If I Say I Am A Witch? by luminouz(m): 1:50am On Jul 09, 2017
Oh! Was that why u slept with up to 40 men in one of ur threadshuh? Ur kind witch love diicks too much o....is ur surname soDIQhuh
BTW....are u a white or black or red witchhuh?
Romance › Re: My Dilemma With A Married Friend Who Wants Sex From Me II by luminouz(m): 1:44am On Jul 09, 2017
OP...is like ur brain is paining u!!!
Ema gbami ke! Iru ode ati sugomu alatarodo WO ni BOBO yi?
Are u so gormless or brainless DAT u invited a man n his wife to d same place only to accuse d wife of infidelity WITHOUT proof(WhatsApp, voice calls,messages) huh
To cap it all,u now ask for advice AGAIN on how to handle her threatshuh?
U claim she wants u still? Wait! Is ur diick made of ice creamhuh
So many lies n half truths here ogbeni!!!
If u don't know what to do at ur age......swim lekki lagoon!
Romance › Re: Rapper, The Game Puts His Big Eggplant On Display by luminouz(m): 9:46pm On Jul 08, 2017
vanida6:
no no tnx
Haba!!!!! When am not even charging u for looking...its free jor....come n see!!! tongue
Romance › Re: She Does This To Me Constantly And I'm Fed Up. Please Help. by luminouz(m): 9:39pm On Jul 08, 2017
Masterclass32:
Guy, move on, for your sanity's sake. It WILL happen again. Some emotionally under-developed (not emotional immaturity. Emotional under-development tend to be with the person for life) folks seek for people to feed off of. You torture is their glory. When they come back to you, its not because of you. Its cos there's probably cos you come in handy at the time.

You can remain friends, if you want. But don't hurt yourself by putting your emotions on her.
I think ur on point.....
Those gehs are emotion succubi!!!
Their humorless lives make more meaning when they torture n use guys!!!!
Once I identify one....I do two things...
I run away or I yell at her to back d fvck off!!!
Romance › Re: Rapper, The Game Puts His Big Eggplant On Display by luminouz(m): 9:31pm On Jul 08, 2017
vanida6:
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed


am running out!!
Come back hia...u must see.my own!!!
Health › Re: Man Escapes Death After An Insect Bite In Rivers State (Photos) by luminouz(m): 9:23pm On Jul 08, 2017
IamaNigerianGuy:
I see. You got a long way to go buddy
Oh! Thanks hommie! Same to U!!
Romance › Re: Wedding Pictures Of A Yoruba Man And An Igbo Lady by luminouz(m): 9:21pm On Jul 08, 2017
Keneking:
The guy would eat good food from now on...
GBE enu oshi sohun.....onisokuso!!!!
Romance › Re: Wedding Pictures Of A Yoruba Man And An Igbo Lady by luminouz(m): 9:19pm On Jul 08, 2017
Papiikush:
Can't wait to find the right lady cry

She must be beautiful, caring, rich, intelligent, very good in bed and kitchen. Anne
Get clay bro....n mould her ursef lipsrsealed
Family › Re: Wives and Intending Wives, Do you Love Guys Who Can Cook Very Well? by luminouz(m): 8:16pm On Jul 08, 2017
Nofuckgiven:
I love men who cook as I have only dated such. They are always romantic,hardworking and caring. I really miss my boo. Donno if I should call him ex or not. I miss you Tito. embarassed embarassed Let me know if you can see this. Its been three months now and you haven't still called me. Is USA that far? undecided
Thought ur nofvckgiven...why do u give a fvck if he calls u or nothuh?
Family › Re: Wives and Intending Wives, Do you Love Guys Who Can Cook Very Well? by luminouz(m): 8:06pm On Jul 08, 2017
nursennenny:
I adore guys that can cook wink
Keep adoring....I can't cook!! undecided
Health › Re: Man Escapes Death After An Insect Bite In Rivers State (Photos) by luminouz(m): 7:52pm On Jul 08, 2017
tolulope2021:
That is what we call hypersensitivity reaction, it has happened to me before. If an insect with strong venom like a bee should bite you, your body produces an antibody to resist and fight the venom but in doing so, it produces much more enough to cause and allergy (allergic reaction) which makes ur body swell up.

Yoruba people call it "popola" it dissappear after u miss palm oil and kerosene with your body after 2-3 hours but the itching is bad. And all your entire body will double its size including your penis.
But this does not affect some people like me......I have been bitten by bees(plural) n my body never reacted like DAT while a cousin of mine was bitten by one n broke out in hives!!!! Allergies differ from human to human...my little contribution!!!
Health › Re: Man Escapes Death After An Insect Bite In Rivers State (Photos) by luminouz(m): 7:48pm On Jul 08, 2017
aamstih:
Oga, I love your analysis but never underestimate the power of 'your village people'.
Nah!! More like 'YOUR village people' bro!!! tongue tongue grin grin
Health › Re: Man Escapes Death After An Insect Bite In Rivers State (Photos) by luminouz(m): 7:45pm On Jul 08, 2017
IamaNigerianGuy:
Stop mixing science with fiction.
This a Type 1 hypersensitivity reaction; specifically an anaphylactic reaction. We agree on that.
Treatment is by intramuscular epinephrine and anti histamines. (If you see someone with this, RUSH to the hospital, a proportion of patients will die without treatment)
There is no role for palm oil
Who is this one nawhuh Ehhuh Which fiction did I put up there?? undecided
Who asked u for detailed analysis nowhuh I said something is basic biology... Never asked u to showcase ur talents.......all the allergic reactions to insect bites or other that I have witnessed have been managed using palm oil application both intra n extraveinously!!!! Y? Coz it works!!!
U would ask a farmer bitten in his farm to be taken to a hospital 20km awayhuh undecided
Health › Re: Man Escapes Death After An Insect Bite In Rivers State (Photos) by luminouz(m): 6:25pm On Jul 08, 2017
All d guys above me are jokers....
D poster suffered from an allergic reaction to an insect bite....our allergies are different from human to human....n such insect bites could initiate a subcutaneous swelling which in seconds make almost every part of d body to be more swollen.....
Native remedies I know of include palm oil due to d presence of compounds which have a laxative effect on the swollen cells n cause em to deflate back to normal n this could range from mere hours to a day depending on d severity of the allergy trigger!!!
Nigga was prolly scared seeing a Frankenstein version of himself n thought demons were after him....

Nawa for everyone claiming witches n wizards,God n demons o.....did these guys attend secondary school at all? Its basic biology.. undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Guys And Ladies, is It Ok To Marry A Physically Strong Woman by luminouz(m): 5:37pm On Jul 08, 2017
funmisticqueen:
Calabar babes nkor, are they not physically strong?
Calabar gehs ke? For wherehuh Lmaooo
They might be stronger than other naija gehs not ME naw!!! grin
grin
Or maybe u mean sexually stronger coz my neighbour went in with one since last night n him never come out till now...
Make I go knock..... Make him no die dia tongue
Romance › Re: Guys, how do you control your public erection,share your experience! by luminouz(m): 4:14pm On Jul 08, 2017
nattyjay:
Go check yahself
No bro....U check ursef!
Why on earth would I see a complete stranger n get a hard on?? It means she is a sexual object n not a person....I need to know her a little before my diick starts nodding!!!!
BTW...am a booty fan yet I have rejected women with booty but bad attitudes...... So wtf brohuh undecided
Romance › Re: My Woman Sex Life Is Dead, Someone Should Help Pls. by luminouz(m): 3:54pm On Jul 08, 2017
Oyindidi:
angry no, thanks
Kk babe grin grin
Romance › Re: My Woman Sex Life Is Dead, Someone Should Help Pls. by luminouz(m): 3:50pm On Jul 08, 2017
Oyindidi:
Face front
But ur d one in front naw!!!
Me is tryn to helep u with a solution ooo..... tongue tongue grin
Romance › Re: My Woman Sex Life Is Dead, Someone Should Help Pls. by luminouz(m): 3:46pm On Jul 08, 2017
Oyindidi:
I'm here to learn. Having similar problem. Not even the least urge. I'm more like a guy lipsrsealed
Just visit me for a week n a miracle will occur in ya life o!! tongue
Romance › Re: Guys, how do you control your public erection,share your experience! by luminouz(m): 3:38pm On Jul 08, 2017
That shiit never happened to me! I don't look n get aroused....prolly why my niggas call me ALIEN!! grin
Romance › Re: Guys And Ladies, is It Ok To Marry A Physically Strong Woman by luminouz(m): 3:36pm On Jul 08, 2017
Well am yet to see a lady physically stronger than me....
Not talking about those with upgraded training like soldiers or SSS or Mossad oooo......natural girls
Romance › Re: Angry Woman Stages Bizarre Protest Completely Unclad In Brazilian Town Pics(18+) by luminouz(m): 3:31pm On Jul 08, 2017
lefulefu:
haha not all sha grin.some babes still sabi tk care of themselves cheesy
I hope so.....coz I run from such o..especially if they are 28 n above!!!! grin grin
Romance › Re: Angry Woman Stages Bizarre Protest Completely Unclad In Brazilian Town Pics(18+) by luminouz(m): 3:27pm On Jul 08, 2017
lefulefu:
brazil another ukwu headquaters outside africa.very nice wink
i dey always love these type of protests wink wink wink
dacovajnr
IdeyFindWife
LordCrimson
luminouz
come and see cheesy cheesy
Wao........I like wat am seeing o.....
29 years n she get nice booty(not big just nice) n hot breasts like DAT?
29 years old girl for naija go strip n u will instantly lose ur APPETITE coz of saggy breasts,cellulose ragged thighs n python-just-swallowed-a-boar-tummy!!!!
She try......I think I need to visit Brazil for my holidays!!!
Crime › Re: Nairalander's Experience With Police/sarz Officers Today by luminouz(m): 3:22pm On Jul 08, 2017
nkemdi89:
I will at your own peril o.
Oya my dear....let's go dia!!!!
Unmarried ones o...pretty with big ukwu!!!!
Romance › Re: I Used To Think Yoruba Men Are The Worst In Taking Rejection by luminouz(m): 3:21pm On Jul 08, 2017
onila:
how are my rubbish threads your business ?
.....

Celebrities › Re: See How Wale Ojo Grabs Omotola Jalade By The Waist, In Alter Ego Movie Cover by luminouz(m): 2:30pm On Jul 08, 2017
pweetiedee:
h is a voiceless consonant. it is still a consonant. husband is pronounced /ˈhʌzbənd/.
so it is a husband, and an orange.
Babe.....ur words were exactly what I told my schoolteacher... N for DAT I earned six strokes of d cane for being an 'i too know' student!!!
I remember being mocked by my classmates for even daring to challenge him!!
I never forgot DAT incident n I always ask people who use an + husband if they are correcthuh
Some say yes...others say an naija English!!!!
kiss kiss
Romance › Re: I Am Finished by luminouz(m): 2:15pm On Jul 08, 2017
buharichild:
u insulted me so Nah
OK....I got my proof from u! Bye!!!
Romance › Re: I Am Finished by luminouz(m): 2:11pm On Jul 08, 2017
buharichild:
did it on free will
OK bro!!! I need ur free will to help me.....can I pm u my acct.numberhuh
Romance › Re: I Used To Think Yoruba Men Are The Worst In Taking Rejection by luminouz(m): 2:08pm On Jul 08, 2017
phabulous88:
Good stuff. I've missed your posts, what have you been up to lately?
U missed her postshuh Who d fvck are u bro? Her asslickerhuh
Onila has no good posts!!!
Her threads on diverse cultures died a long time ago..these days she is just a raving paranoiac!!!
Romance › Re: I Am Finished by luminouz(m): 2:06pm On Jul 08, 2017
buharichild:
ur d dumb 1 here
Really? Who just lost 7k to a scammer?? U!!!

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