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NubiLove:
They were the same state before so I am sort of right!

Sort of!!!!

NubiLove:
They were the same state before and they have very similar yoruba culture. I would pick Ondo, because when I was in FUTA (Akure) I was always eating pounded yam and egusi/efo at mama put.

Wrong bro!am from ekiti!!! We invented pounded yam bro!!! D ondo indigenes got d taste from us!!!!
Ekiti,Ondo n ijesha are the three pounded yam loving states in yorubaland!!!

SorftWerk:
kikiikiiki...seriously bro?


U know what baffles me the most is that, the ones that parade themselves as "good girl" are actually easy to get behind closed doors. We'll just say they are shy just to keep em on the safe side but behind closed doors, they are something rotten..its so sad.


Imagine one girl i use to shag told me she was in a room with this Nigerian guy who used truth or dare game to get her for sex but she told him she can't Bleep him but is willing to make him cum..she blew him twice bro...twice! Obi 'm gbowa! I just fucking let go cos I couldn't handle such betrayal even tho she said she told me out of guilt..

Lawd!!!!! These gehs won't kill me with lies I swear!!!
She won't fvvk but she was willing to blow d niggar! Which idiotic mumu guy will allow blowing n he came too? Twice
Dis one weak me!!!

Constance20:
Am just saying nt all are runz girls and if some are runz bae,it is not anyone's business

Look at ur mouth!! I already know which fish u represent!!!

NubiLove:
Ondo or Ekiti....

Lmaoooooo!!
Only one is correct! Pick!!!!

Xway:
Plz can u point it out in the pic below.
I meant the hair on the neck.

Xway....is DAT my geh *winks*
U never reply me ooooo!!!

Sensual:
Puhlease!! keep on obsessing over my physical appearance. carry am untop head dey sell like your fellow gala hawkers.
The fact that you think that I had to have aborted pregnancies before feeling the pain of that innocent baby who was thrown away like he or she doesn't have a soul is very very sick, and I can only pray good women don't come across evil men like you. I am a woman, and most importantly, a human being, and it's very natural to feel pained and curse the woman who did this.

Nah, its not your fault. Maybe if your mother had aborted you or discarded you under the bridge, the world would be free of one irritant.

E PAIN AM!!!!
N gehs like u want a God fearing husband with this attitude!!! U sound so self righteous its sickening!!!
Nobody said what d mum did was right but using God's name to invoke a curse on another human being shows u have serious issues!!!!
N look at DAT! After cursing somebody just now ur using DAT dirty mouth to pray to GOD DAT I don't meet good women? Which God? D one in oshodi or kubwa?
Oponu ni baby yi sha!!

Talk2Bella:
Swallow is my best meal

Amala and Ewedu or Ila happens to be one of them

Awwwwwwww! Look at me here in d same city n I hate it! My neighbours tried to get me to eat to no avail!!!
I was brought up with pounded yam n egusi/efo riro soup!!!!
Can u guess which state I am from??

callmescandy:
She try!!! But for me fat women is a no no thing!!

How can I get the hole!! Wit all those many laps

Its all about skills! U want tutorials?

Talk2Bella:
and aunty Laura is a drama queen

What's up at ur side? Hope dey haven't used amala n ewedu to kill u?

Talk2Bella:
And now the drama begins

*Quoting Sir Arthur Dayne,sword of d morning in Game of Thrones* I wish them good fortune in d wars to come....N Now it begins!!!

Sensual:
Stfu!! If you know how painful it is, you won't be shameless enough to quote me saying rubbish.
If you haven't cursed someone because of the painful thing the person he or she did, then you can keep on confronting me.
Nonsense.

Now DAT I have confirmed DAT u don't deserve my respect......fvck U!!!
For all I know u have aborted 7 kids n can't have children again dats its so PAINFUL to u abi?
Who are u to curse someone else! U no dey sin?
N u have d guts to call ursef sensual? With this lopsided mouth of urs

daylyt:
Why him go insult you na..Just because you asked a question..

Me sef wan fight the op

Leave am joor!!!! U be MVP!!!!
I go just dey reply am small!!!!
I asked about d tokunbo status of d car with d wrapped up leather seats....coz d topic says tokunbo car!!!

Sensual:
oh lord

May the woman who abandoned this child never give birth in her entire life till death! How can someone be this wicked

When you tell them to abstain from premarital sex, they won't listen!
God, pls keep that baby warm, pain free and in good condition

I wanted to insult u but ur dp made me changed my mind!
Stop judging! For all I know u have done worse!!!

daylyt:
Buy the car na..

No be tokunbo o..

DAT was d question I asked d OP o n he insulted me!!!!
I no buy AGAIN abeg!!!!

daylyt:
Una don dey speak in tongues sef

Lmaooooooo!!!! he should be thanking me for making his thread popular! I have been d only one commenting since 2 days ago!!!!

daylyt:
Lmao!

You guys are still on this matter

We still dey dia oooo.....
Shebi him like trouble....I dey dia with am!!!

chibecan:
TORTUGA

TORTUGA ko, PORTUGAL ni

Baaaaaaccccck tooooooooo sennnndddddddeeeeerrrrrer!!!!!!!
TORTUGA 4.0!!!!!

chibecanglobal:
DIABLO

*singing* cha cha we match together.....
Back to sennnnnddddddddeeeeerrrrrrrr!
DIABLO 3.0!!!

chibecan:
UKEBE

Bla bla bla!!!!!!!
Back to sennnnnnnnnDERrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
UKEBE 2.0

Culin:
Exactly! There are even equipments that can spot out ghosts by detecting heat signatures. Science proves that ghosts exist.

In order news i regret reading this post cos it's 02:48 amd i'm scared to hell.

Scared of ghosts Small geh!!! Me DAT saw one nko

chibecan:
EBO

Backkkkk toooooo senderrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

chibecanglobal:
AWOBI

Back to sender all d way!!!!

sonmvayina:
Mine was when I was in year 2, uniben...gf just came in from ekpoma, before we reach my BQ, for uwasota...I just bring her boobs just start to suck, they where huge as I have always been a boobs man...I don suck like for 3 minutes, when I turn see monsie.when be dey hang cloths for backyard dey look us..i wan faint she just said in ibo.."cu ba Imu nor"...that is carry her enter house...we just laff..and she said "no mind tony"...was so embarrassed...

Ur mom is understanding sha!!!!

kokoA:
Back then in my year two in the University, I stayed back in school for our 200level SWEP programme while my gf who was in Remedial then went home for holidays. MTN extra cool was the coolest ish then so we normally spoke like all through the night. One night, we got so Hot while talking that we began having phone intimacy, I was saying very nasty things from my end while she was seriously moaning, after a while the line went dead, I called back but it kept ringing and no answer, I had to self-service off the bloody thing an went to bed. The next day, some few minutes pass 7am my phone rang, it was my gf, I picked it The first thing I heard was "you demon!" in a very harsh tone.. The voice continued " I rebuke you! Your plans will fail! Blah.. blah.. . My daughter that has not yet entered school fully, you want to spoil her for me. God will punish you! You will not graduate from that school... blah blah blah". Smh.

Laff wan kill me!!! Nice one bro!!!!

tochi8888:
Thank God..... at a far range as I watched.... when they shot at hamburger..... he dissapeared... but his shadow can still be seen..... so they said some incantations on thier guns... rubbed some juju on their palms.... and shot at the shadow.... then the guy (hamburger) re-appeared..... and he was shot again in the chest.... that's how he died..... I ran than Usain Bolt today.

WTF ;

NwaAmaikpe:
Tolu Taiwo is a twin as well


He has better reasons to thank Mary Slessor

Wrong! Twin killing has never been part of Yoruba culture!!!