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For making me read this yeye + mumu story this early morning without breakfast, u go bomb ni
Ode oshi!!! Beggi beggi boyfriend!!!

dessz:
him own gud e try cook indomie , d day I try boil water, the water burn

U tried oooo! I tried to boil water n ended up burning the whole HOUSE!!!!!!

hibiscus76:
some people will come now and start swearing for themselves on how they can never do that for any woman they ain't married to. congrats to them joor..I Tap into such blessing

*sighs*

OP...what is not appropriate is the very tiny sense ricocheting in ur skull! Please I go borrow some till u grow enough...
PM ME!!!!

*sighs*

lefulefu:

I just see am! Oh my Lawd!!!!!!

shinarlaura:
Yes..... A girl I called my friend, My sister betrayed me big time. I caught her red handed in bed with my bf. What hurt me the most was the fact that the day prior to that incident, I was the one looking after her baby cuz she told me she will be travelling out of town for a day meanwhile madam was bleeping my man. I was such a big FOOL.

Haaaaaaaaaa!!!! Ur friend DT had a baby dey fvck like DAT!!!!
Babe....say no more! Lemme be ur father confessor!!!

Csami:
First, you're not smart.

Secondly, I don't believe anybody want to use anybody for any silly ritual. There's this thing called mood swing. One minute you are loved by someone, the next minute you become public enemy number 1 of that same person.

And how do you people come to the conclusion of ritual? Because the op entered a trance or because you see everyone as diabolical.



Nigerian president answers to no one but himself once his tenure start.

Now I see ur REALLY not smart!!!!
Mood swings are prevalent in women not men! N what kinda extreme mood swing would make a MAN suddenly sack his most loved worker Guy! Stop smoking DAT shiit again joor!!!

curiositymaster:
Oya take the numbr: odo odo odongbodopon otudo okan odo odo okan

Are u sure that is d numba?
Or ofo otufo otuwantufo!!!!!

curiositymaster:
Oya take the numbr 009 234 8000000123

Lmaooooooo! So u dey send me kidnappers numba abi? Na so u hate me reach

chukxy:

Hey Mr man, I have noticed you. Can you do me a favour and find your square root?

Oh DAT? I just calculated it...here is ur final answer...

chukxy:
Op, I think you are the cause of your own problem. Your problem started when you started seeing your then boss in your dreams demanding for your 11 months old son. I bet after those dreams, your attitude towards your boss unconsciously changed. The poor guy would be wondering in his mind what has he done wrong for your attitude's change.

For the cheque, you can give it to me to keep the money for you. After one year, I give it back to you with interest.


Can I advise you to stop believing in these things that keep us in stone age?

Wee u shut d fvck up

Csami:
You should investigate as to why your boss would do such a thing to you.

Ask yourself
1. Is he doing you a favour by letting you go?

2. Is he under pressure by his own boss to let you go?

A man that replaced your 2010 SUV with a 2015 SUV won't just ask for your resignation letter except been pressured by someone or something.

Na this kind yeye advice dey vex me! Were u drunk when u read d post or what? What yeye questions do any sane being need to ask again on top blood ritual matter?? Don't u guys read what u post ni?

lefulefu:
haha na op go suppose get her number na

OP nawa for u oh.....do share her numba naw.....abi kin fun e lepe ni?

lefulefu:
luminouz na ukwu master
but who no like ukwu

I be ukwu master guy....wey her numba!!!!

curiositymaster:
E be like say na lefulefu dey like this kin food.

Luminouz abi you sef like, I get her number oo

*mouth hangs open,tongue lolling out* gimme her number or I will call amadioha ooo!!!

GloriaNinja:
NEVER KNEW DBANJ GOT MARRIED.

Now u fvcking KNOW! He is taken! Come for ME!!!

ehie:
Osinbajo is another Obama, he will throw his mother under the bus.

N u had to mention his mother?

daylyt:
Nice

Luminouz the car is sold!

D guy should compensate me joor!!! Na me help me publicize it!!! Make the guy gimme my share oooo!!!

Though I love booty but on this one.....I sincerely,totally,utterly TAKE A FVCKING PASS!!!

*sighs* love is just a season movie with all this drama!!!

NwaAmaikpe:


They are very lucky...

Walahi if I was there, I'd cut part of their roasted meat to cook Okazi soup...



Wicked people.

Cannibal d brother of Hannibal!!!

Bluffly:
I forgive you of your stupidity

Even my dvck knows ur d stewpid one