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Romance › Re: . by luminouz(m): 2:29am On May 28, 2017
fanficgirl:
Oh lol how far?
I dey Illinois geh!!!
Romance › Re: . by luminouz(m): 2:15am On May 28, 2017
fanficgirl:
I don't know what you mean my brother
Lmaooooo! Am just greeting u noni my sister!!!
Romance › Re: . by luminouz(m): 2:09am On May 28, 2017
fanficgirl:
Huh?
Huh what!!!! U scaredhuh
Romance › Re: What Kind Of Twerking Is This, Nigeria Girl Twerking Badly by luminouz(m): 1:56am On May 28, 2017
Just tell us d geh is U.... OP stop lying
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Insisted I Take Her Out For Children's Day by luminouz(m): 1:54am On May 28, 2017
I am very angry with u OP. U should have taken her out Na.....to a motherless babies home...
Romance › Re: How Else Can One Earn Trust From A Wife? by luminouz(m): 1:51am On May 28, 2017
*sighs* will I ever marry with all dis husband-wife drama? undecided
Romance › Re: My Virgin-girlfriend Lost It A Night Before THE Night. by luminouz(m): 1:38am On May 28, 2017
Lmaooooo! Ehya! So u waited for YEARS to pop the cherry n now some don helped u Munch d thing! I don't believe she was raped! She claimed DAT so as not to lose U in case u finally tasted d thing....
Am luminouz n trust me DAT shiiit happened to me....d geh claimed she be virgin..I kept telling her to tone down on d virgin issue DAT my love is not virginity based! Any small thing she be like I will curse u if u fvck me n leave me coz u know am a virgin!!
Then d day came!!! I put in d black mamba n come watch as d geh swallow am( n am on d thick side o).she was just saying 'eeesshhhh...ooooshhhhhh......eazzzzz' n I fully entered without blood coming out! Na so I put in some 'ishan' n banged her like 2mao no dey! I asked her afterwards why blood no come out....she was like one of her uncles wanted to rape her n couldn't but put in his finger .....just only his finger o.....maybe datz Y!
I banged her twice more DAT night...the next day I walked out n never looked BACK!!! I hate liars!!!
Romance › Re: . by luminouz(m): 1:33am On May 28, 2017
fanficgirl:
Haile Sellasie didn't see himself as a negro
Forget about dat king jor...am more interested in U! cool
Romance › Re: Tag The Cutest And Beautiful Male And Female Niaralander You Know by luminouz(m): 12:45am On May 28, 2017
pbs4real:
Lol, ow u take knw?4rm douala i suppose enter dakar.
Go Dakar straight naaaaa! Leave shinarlaura alone!!! tongue
Autos › Re: Super Sharp Camry LE 2010 Leather Tokunbo@4.75m 08096577304 SOLD SOLD by luminouz(m): 11:47pm On May 27, 2017
chibecan:
Go back to the playground mr toddler
Really? N u want to sell a car with this attitude? Please find another profession...maybe bouncer? Coz car salesman doesn't fit you bro!!!! undecided
Celebrities › Re: D'banj Poses With His Newborn Son, Daniel (Photo) by luminouz(m): 8:21pm On May 27, 2017
NwaObinkita:
Not one Sir.


Koko garri and the rest all failed.
He does not even have a fish pond
U dis guy don't u ever rest? Ur d most vitriolic tribalist on NL! Always saying afonja upandan!!!
How do u know all his businesses failed? Will a man without anything to his name marry? The guy is lowkey n has may businesses you don't know about..just like u don't even know he is married!!!
Autos › Re: Super Sharp Camry LE 2010 Leather Tokunbo@4.75m 08096577304 SOLD SOLD by luminouz(m): 7:57pm On May 27, 2017
chibecan:
Oga nobody compels you to drop a comment here. The instructions for contacting the op are clearly stated on the ad
D who d fvvk are U to talk shiiit?
N why u sounding pained? Have u eaten todayhuh
Autotrader n d rest never behaved like U! So I am suspecting ur black ASS

Nairaland General › Re: Do You Have Secrets You Intend To Take To The Grave? Get Some Off Your Chest by luminouz(m): 4:24pm On May 27, 2017
CookieLaVee:
I do? Thanks. I'm not a writer though, my English teacher did well smiley
Cookie babe!!!! grin grin
Romance › Re: N'landers Men Come In And Chose Yours (picture) by luminouz(m): 3:52pm On May 27, 2017
dingbang:
Someone who is hardworking cannot be dirty...



So i condemn this
Very possible!
Hardworking n cleanliness don't always go together! Doubt me? Visit any food market near U!!!
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Guys Prefer Girls With Big Buttocks? by luminouz(m): 2:34pm On May 27, 2017
deltalife:
If you have a Big Bot Partner and you don't have a longer than normal dick, you just docked yourself in a one-chance cheating game.


I stand for moderate and straight Bot.
Stressless
Issalie.....mine is not longer but thicker!!!! They cry when am doing it sef!
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Guys Prefer Girls With Big Buttocks? by luminouz(m): 2:33pm On May 27, 2017
lefulefu:
that makes two of us grin
......

Romance › Re: Why Do Most Guys Prefer Girls With Big Buttocks? by luminouz(m): 2:02pm On May 27, 2017
lefulefu:
u too plenty tinzs i swear grin
Lmaooooooo! I like em big at d back! Its my weakness!!!!
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Guys Prefer Girls With Big Buttocks? by luminouz(m): 1:34pm On May 27, 2017
lefulefu:
haba bros dat look like photoshop na shocked.i mean sumptin like dis cheesy
D one on top is a no no for me! The geh is blue dress is lit dou!!!!! Don't u have something a little bigger? I really like them bigger!!!! Like below

Education › Re: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by luminouz(m): 12:34pm On May 27, 2017
Eli360:
you are 100% right bro.
Pls ehn you forgot to mention LSS undergraduate of 2015/2016 cos they haven't been paid too & it's not all the schools that have gotten their Laptops.
Seriously? 2015/2016 too? I thought they have been given both their laptops n money since na!! Nawa oooooo!!!!!
Autos › Re: Super Sharp Camry LE 2010 Leather Tokunbo@4.75m 08096577304 SOLD SOLD by luminouz(m): 12:31pm On May 27, 2017
What's with d wrapped up leather seats when its tokunbohuh? grin
Celebrities › Re: Ese Eriata Fumbles On The Meaning Of B.Sc On International TV (Video) by luminouz(m): 12:29pm On May 27, 2017
flawlessT:
Oya talk... Talk here ooo grin
U want oda NL gehs to kill u abi....meet me in za OZA ROOM!!!! cool
Its quiet n safe there tongue
Education › Re: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by luminouz(m): 12:28pm On May 27, 2017
possessor1:
Please don't get me fvcking angry....
little Wong!!!

hmmmm. I love you Bro.
smiley
Love is greater!

NB: was just sharing the information I have Bro
Well I was a little bit harshbro! Its just DAT I know first hand people DAT were affected! My best friend was one! He was very happy n was even preparing to get married! Fast forward almost a year later...he had to abandon his PhD programme coz he hadn't paid school fees for almost 2 sessions n PTDF wasn't even saying anything on d issue....just DAT they should wait n all DAT crap while OSS have received allowance for last year n full SKUL fees paid! D disparity between OSS n LSS is just too much n d guy was telling DAT if he hadn't won any scholarship he would have hustled harder...but they kept promising n nothing is happening right now...

So u see d thing is kinda dire......though PTDF says its recession or TSA or something like DAT hampering them but you n I know its bullshiiit!
Celebrities › Re: Ese Eriata Fumbles On The Meaning Of B.Sc On International TV (Video) by luminouz(m): 12:20pm On May 27, 2017
[quote author=flawlessT post=56924816]If we aren't talking money then u hv to be brief... 'Very brief' tongue[/quote


Lmaooooo!!!
We talking something else babe!!!
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Guys Prefer Girls With Big Buttocks? by luminouz(m): 12:19pm On May 27, 2017
lefulefu:
ehm na pix u try show me?...i no see anything ooo.abeg repost am againcheesy

Politics › Re: Osinbajo Off To Italy For G7 Meeting by luminouz(m): 11:01am On May 27, 2017
NaijaMutant:
I really want to know the yardstick for measuring Osinbajo as being efficient and capable of presiding over the affairs of Nigeria.

What does Nigerians want in a president?

is it by honouring invitations and travelling up-and-down - then Buhari would be Nigeria's best president

Is it by media stunts, going to market and identifying with the masses - then Fayose would be the best president Nigeria never had

is it by eloquence of speech - then FFK should also stand a chance and posterity will surely punish Nigerians for not giving Gani Fawehinmi a chance

what other index do his praise singer use in measuring his performance.

Here are the real indices beyond media hype and propaganda:

A man who was the head of an economic team that crashed a once buoyant economy into recession is simply not good enough.

A man who still takes orders from a godfather at bourdillion is not good enough

A man who is being controlled by cabals is still not good enough

Thanks
N a fvcking bug headed MUTANT is not good enough!!!
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Guys Prefer Girls With Big Buttocks? by luminouz(m): 10:54am On May 27, 2017
lefulefu:
bro there are some slim babes wey dey carry back oo cheesy
Ermmmm.. Like this?

Romance › Re: The Real Reason Why I Hate Girls by luminouz(m): 10:30am On May 27, 2017
lefulefu:
....harsh grin
I hate men who whine! Either go get what u want or get outta d way n let real men handle d gejs ur wasting! What he has is a fetish most guys have one...but he is just not ready to deal with his!!!!
Luminouz OUT!!!!!
Education › Re: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by luminouz(m):
stanisbaratheon:
What tha f..... embarassed
Just a little pissed off by their comments! They didn't even bother to make enquiries n yet they sounded like specialists on d issue!!! Seems they want to write this year's exam abi? I am telling u....that stuff won't hold when they haven't even settled LSS scholars who got d award last year both MSC n PhD!!!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Tinubu Fails To Appear For Boxing Match With Evander Holyfield by luminouz(m): 10:07am On May 27, 2017
adadike281:
u can't see my face, I don commit suicide
grin grin
Romance › Re: The Real Reason Why I Hate Girls by luminouz(m): 10:06am On May 27, 2017
Nina4u:
I am your fantasy , your very own living breathing fantasyyyy ..
You created me ... Im the one you drew at night when you cant fall asleep ..
You wanna play with me? Stay right there ... i be back ... im gonna slip into something little more comfortable ..
Do you like leather? Hmmhhhmm ha ha ...I do ... Im gonna put on my high heal shoes ..the one with the gold tips ..
Hmmhmmmha ...then im gonna get my wip ... dont worry .. i wont hurt you .. we just gonna have fun ..
This is your own fantasy ..we can do anything you want ... but i do have a few good ideas id like to share with you ..
I love it when your body glitters that way ..when sweat run down your thighs.. forms like pearls .. mmmmmmm making wet sheets ..
ohhhhhhhhhhhh dont worry its just ur fantasy .. hhhmmmhmmmaaahhhh i love nylon stockings ... black and with lace .. do you agree?
We can try something different ...something ..compleatly different .. hmmmhhmmmaaaaahhh 
You wanna play with me ? You created me ... Im what you need .. running through your mind when u cant fall asleep ..
making your body shimmer ooohhhhhhhhhh just give in ...
Let me hear it ... im your fantasy .. fantassssyyyyyy hehhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh
You wanna play with me ? Not my fantasy ...but i love it ... he he he
Let your immagination run wild .. aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you can think of so many things ...
ON YOUR KNEES IF U PLEASE ...  then maby ... you can get what you want ... cause i am your fantasy ..
You gonna get what you want .. cause i am your fantasy ...aaaahhhhhhh I give you what u want ... what u want ..
Wtfhuh?? undecided
Romance › Re: The Real Reason Why I Hate Girls by luminouz(m): 10:04am On May 27, 2017
Eglobalma:
I have done alot of soul searching and i think i have discovered why im so bitter and angry with females. I now know its not because of the story i told in one of my threads, its because of a craving i have had since i was 15. U see my first idea of sexx was female domination unlike other guys who get introduced to nomal sexx porn at that age. For me it started with one girl who sexually dominated me and i really enjoyed it cuz i was young and she was abit older like she was 21 and i was just 15. She would sit on my face and i would enjoy it so much that i now grew into loving dominant women. But as an adult now my life is the complete opposite. I have girls wanting me to dominate them as it normally should be, but they dont know i detest it so much and would rather be dominated. All this cravings as made me hate girls so much cuz 90% of naija girls dont know what dominating a guy means, and the few that do dont like it. All these has made me so bitter and its why i never smile with girls or flirt back, cuz i feel by the time i tell her about my fantasies she wont want to be a part if it instead she would want the normal relationship thing they are all used to. So ladies thats my real story and thats why im a bitter guy.
Quit being a biatch ass nigga n man UP! Ur not d only one molested while young! Use it as a learning experience n come out of it an alpha male!!!
What u have is called Stockholm syndrome n can be overcome.....
Jokes Etc › Re: Tinubu Fails To Appear For Boxing Match With Evander Holyfield by luminouz(m): 10:01am On May 27, 2017
adadike281:
why u dey Cc me?
I just realised how much I missed see ur face@ dp!!!!

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