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chibecan:
UNYOHOLO!

Back to sender all d way!!

mhizesther:
Walked in on lesbians so many times nd I've got a lot of them as friends, it's not a big deal....They are actually friendly,cute,sweet,amazing nd all that

Biko mai dear! Introduce me to just two naaaaa! Those gehs need a bodyguard!!!

chibecanglobal:
MPAMA

Back to sender!!!!

wjxavier:
That's what demons do. They play on your feelings.

It knew you felt bad that she died. So it decided to harass you and guilt-trip you well.

Surely, maybe if you had applied your faith and prayers, she might have lived.
(That's the weakness of doctors -you forget you're gods too)

All of n all, it's meant to harass you. The woman was dead. 4 letters.

Lmaoooooo! Demons!!!!
U watch too many Nollywood movies bro!!!

DALE917:
Lol

This one pass me oh

But, when a soul dies he faces judgement immediately
I think it's an evil spirit trying to play on your mental mind

Really? So an evil spirit took over my grandpa's form to GREET me in SKUL? N wore his best clothes n shoes d same time he died in his own house some hundreds of kilometres away
Smh for u guys! No matter how u deny it the supernatural is real!!!

chibecanglobal:
The worst thing you can do to yourself is lying to self.

Oh puhleaseeee! U no dey tire Its a new day bro!!!!

itsJude:
no be small family civil war happen b4 this wedding take place , most especially from his side


Its good that he conquered their mumu talks and followed his heart

The man looks good but the woman no be virgin , in the south west they are extinct


Make una flex jor , where those ibot yoot and afon warriors while una dey online they shout the ones when get sense dey mix up


We are one , una go tire

Who told u DAT virgins are extinct in yorubaland?

MrBrownJay1:
Bro, any smart man would demand a proof of virginity from such mad woman, as she could simply buy herself times, to cOme up with another foolish excuse. Now that she sees that you are serious about the issue, she says it was a joke, yeah right!

U see am too? Told u d OP is NICE guy!!!!

banqalee:
Turned it was a test to see how I would react if she were actually raped...can you just imagine?

Guy no dull ursef! Have u tested d pussy to know if she told u d truth? Or u just believed what she told u without proof?
Anyways ur d guy in d relationship not me
Luminouz OUT!!!

Yewandequeen:
Dear dont attach blood absence to her not being a virgin. Many hymens have been broken without sex and without the person being aware. Can be lost to some particular exercise, biking, cycling etc.
U can judge with other things but not with blood absense.

She is not d exercise type! In fact how many naija geh dey do all these biking n cycling or tricycling or tetracycline poo!! Besides DAT how do u explain a supposedly chaste geh who took in a thick black mamba with minimum discomfort....the thing entered straight with no hindrance! Haba!!! N she felt minimal pain!!
Even with hymen lost(according to u) she should be crying when am doing it not giving me ringing tones!!!

Another nigga with no GAME!!!! Well luminouz is always there to help out!!!
Ready for ur first lesson OP?

skylowlow:
This thread funny die

You dey fight car dealer ni?

See me see trouble oooo! I just asked a simple question n he just insulted me.....naso e start o....next I heard was he was invoking some shiit in some alien language!!!! :

Darla:
Yes On elm street

Lemme send u something!
U know where to check!!

Darla:
Naaaaa...I watch like a boss
Cyber movie abi? Lol

Nah! Mean cinemas n stuff? U based in d country

Darla:
LOL...no crimes.
You're not one of those pyschos acting out horror movies in real life, are you?
If your answer's NO, then we're good

Of coz NOT!!!

Its just rare to see a horror movie with a girl without counting some scratches on ur skin,she rumpling ur shirt, she squealing n squeaking,tightly holding ur neck at every scene of d horror movie! All my Exes were guilty of these!
Maybe we could watch a movie sometime!!!/

Darla:
Lol...nightmares? Naaaaaa...that's only for the faint-hearted

Lmaoooooo! Could it be DAT I have found my patner-in-crime?

Darla:
Lol. Can't be too sure. It could get too scary sometimes

Like giving u nightmares n stuffs? Lmaoooo!!!!

skylowlow:

Ur moniker is back huh

kings20:
Toughen up abeg

why won't she truth u like shit when u are always at her beck and call

make her understand that there are several fishes and don't care about her


better still

date her best friend and thank me later

U fvcking NAILED it!!! Women don't want yes-men but REAL men!

ShawttySoFyne:
Lol sorry

Ur forgiven my daughter!!!

technicallyrich:
Nnamddi kanu please will you marry me.i am a yoruba girl but I love you so much,you are brave something our men can never be.please you are a hero and a king and I want to be a queen.
I want to marry a real man,not a man I will be flogging with koboko while he cries like a baby.

Nawa o....na so d thing hold u reach? Which Yoruba man u dey flog sef? Oniro oshi! Come flog me na! I dey Ibadan too!!!

chibecan:
OGWUGWU NA UDO NWOKWEE HU NIANU!2

Back to sender x1million!!!

chibecan:
OGWUGWU NA UDO NWOKWEE HU NIANU!

Back to sender!!!!!

chibecan:
You are going no where. He who invokes equity must come with clean slates and hands. If you like go to heaven and come back you must get must attract the outcomes of your action wether you know this cosmic principle or not....MBA!PATA OCHE SU OHU EBEA

Lmaoooo!!!! Cosmic kor.......rhythmic ni!
Like I said 'back to sender'

Seems ur not selling a car again....ur now selling juju!

chibecan:
MBA!PATA OCHE SU OHU EBE

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Kayus4real:
there was this girl I loved some times ago. I really loved her, I could do anything for her. she treated me badly, ignoring my calls most time and when she picked it, it would be a nightmare. She was so arrogant, rude and unpleasant. there was a day she told me she couldn't date me because I was so broke. She slapped me and threw dirty water on my clothes. It got to me that day and I was very depressed. I moved on.. despite the whole ugly event.

I got a job in a big firm two years ago and I can say I'm comfortable now. she called asking for an assistance I think I'm capable of rendering. Should I help her out? please I need your sincere advice..

U still need DAT pussy? Its ur chance to get it now!
But u sound like a nice guy n DAT irks me....what kinda guy stays till a geh throws dirty water on him before he leaves....what u did is called pestering!!!!
Man Up bro or this time she would take away all ur money n ur heart too

I looooove this!!!!

Darla:
Love, love, looooooove this thread!
Great work explorers, I'm a fan of your posts.
I've had particular interest in this sort since I was a kid, saw lots of shows on paranormal activities.

Wow! Just see DAT! I also love creepy n scary shiit! But it seems u like it more than I do!!!

chibecan:
MBA!PATA OCHE SU OHU EBEA

*seems this one is calling his gods for money rituals*
*in MFM voice* BACK TO SENDER BY FIRE!!!!

adepeter26:
Aswear, you no lie.... They force you to the ground, and for you not to fall their hands, you act along....

I'm a testimony to this point of yours

I have no problem falling their hand.....ain't falling when I don't feel shiit!!!

ShawttySoFyne:
Shes noot.
My own big pass that one

U should have seen d speed with which I ran to see d ASS only to see rihanna on some mood shiiit!
Am I ur mate to be deceived this way??