₦airaland Forum

Ursulaa:
Lol,am I permitted to do it??

I HEREBY PERMIT U!!!! Go on!!!!!

Tritri:
Ur Village people won't let you say something reasonable ..I pity ur parent...u better not quote me again or else THUNDER WILL STRIKE YOU WHEREVER YOU'RE.

I don't fear thunder bitch ASS coz I am thunder!
Here take these for ur troubles...

Tritri:
..U're above 50yrs but no COMMON SENSE TO DROP A SINGLE ADVICE...It my opinion and if you have nothing better to say.SHUT UR TRAP

Ur off ur meds again! Quickly take 10 of d red pills n 2 of d green ones to prevent a seizure!!

Tritri:
I sense you must be below 25 and also a YORUBA.as this is common among yorubas.

But listen

If ur dad dies without knowing this..It's unfaire of you.

Your dad's friend , his wife , now his SON is involved :

This is unfair to your dad & his spirit .

i pity for your dad if only he knows.

I pity for you becos u will end up hating your mom and not been able to talk.

My advice. Take ur dad out and tell him.but he must protect ur image.Let him start from a secret DNA.

The worst that could happen Ur mom hate you..(That is if your dad tell ur mom at all.)

But keep the secret..will you make heaven with such a secret in your heart ?

Keeping this secret Nature could have a way of dealing with you .

Let look it this way..

What if ur dad friend becomes REAL - BORN-AGAIN & comes out clean to confess to ur dad? what will happen to ur mom/sister/and even U? The pain it will cost ur dad will be worst..By then u will be a BETRAYER to ur DAD.

PLEASE DONT CONFRONT UR MOM.SHE MIGHT ACT FASTER THAN YOU.SHE HAS DONE WORST TO UR DAD..UR NOTHING TO HER.

Think about the ABOVE and make the RIGHT CHOICE.

Bla bla bla was all I read!!!
I guess ur below 15 n also a tribalist as this is a prototype of their skewed reasoning!!!

barallanee:
Wat is all dis..Hw many times will u people ask stupid question

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Evaberry:
u deserve a hand shake man
u Fucking killed it
lol

Thanks berry berry!!!
Hope ur like d geh on d left sha? If u are.....

ijayebonyi:
My day was awesome. Trust yours was?

It could have been if not for the rain! I was beaten blue by it!

kelvinrhs:
Go ahead and laugh at what's not funny lol...

If it is not funny y u say LOL?

Nma27:
Pls don't give people weird ideas my frd! I no hold you!

I ain't ur frd! N d guy understood what I meant! Why u carrying it on ur head like gala? Reread again if u don't get DAT simple statement! Am in no mood to argue biko!!!

femolala001:
seems u av d same characteristics wit d slim girl. anyways i prefer d slim one too
Easy to suck her punna

See his mouth like suck!!!

Nma27:
What's d correlation now?

Please leave me d fvck ALONE!!!!

SalamRushdie:
Got this same car for my mum and will get her something better before the year ends .. Sorry I am hanging out now..will take down this pic soon though ..just posted it incase u think I am lying

OK o.....don't lemme disturb ur enjoyment! Bye!!

SalamRushdie:
You are 21 go out and hustle ....dude by 25 I had bought a car from my my mum. ..I really your dad he has tried ..I left my dad's home at 11 and I haven't spent 3 weeks there till today

Really? Then what's with ur English n stuttering?

seunseye:
compare to this

Will u just look at DAT ASS on the left? The strong legs n thick thighs? D wide hips? Lemme break it down

ASS.....u just closed from work,dead tired, fed up with this country n her fvcked up leaders n u just wanna go home,crawl inside,eat n doze off......then u get home n wifey(dressed in a nightgown) welcomes u,takes ur bag n walks off(n ur eyes follow her as she wiggles DAT ass) ,suddenly adrenaline pumps into ur blood n u become light headed n naija ain't so bad anymore..... U know u gon fvvk DAT ass tonight.......
short version? Big ASS is a mood lifter/aphrodisiac

STRONG LEGS: good for clamping down on junior n riding u like a hell queen plus u can feed ur eyes on d symmetry!!

THICK THIGHS: u ever been cold on one of these harmattan periods? Try a geh with one of these n u gon be amazed as how warm ur life would be as she wraps 'em around u...OR u lost ur bet9ja slip n ur in a murderous mood.....a lap dance with those thighs will convince u to use ur house rent for 2moro's game

HIPS: *sighs* lemme just quote my mum ' wide hips help with childbirth! She gon be dropping 'em kids like flies...
My OWN: the wider d hips the tighter d poosay! Who wants a fvvking borehole when u have bottled water!!!

[quote author=ugoc post=56873185][/quote]3G is for small boiz n little men
4G all the way!!!!
WiFi can go to hell

moorevic:
I dope cap for you. Play safe make u no carry

Lmaoooo! I hear bro!!!

Sunofgod:
The one to the left can only accommodate massive diccks....and can consume!

The one to the right is safer if your packing anything less than 15 inches and are on a budget!

What's with big yansh- massive dick fallacy! I do big yansh geh n mine ain't 15 inches......its d slim yansh geh DAT are bottomless pools of desire...u keep filling till u become fed up n throw ursef inside as a filling material n yet she won't be full.......in my tribe they are called 'legelege can destroy'

moorevic:
Which pussy is more tight and gummy?

The big yansh geh own tight pass....trust me bro! I have a PhD in DAT section

sexybbstar:
She's beautiful

Those eyes dou!!!!

Brownbarbie97:
So if he's tired of the girl the best way to go about it is to burn her??what happened to just calling it quits and ending the relationship!!!The way some of you on this forum reason is sickening,I'm seriously considering deactivating before I get infected by the foolishness on here

Go ahead n do DAT...we don't give a feck

folakemigeh:
With all these recent NEWS about killing of spouse/mate/wife etc. I am so so afraid to fall in love again let alone go into a relationship

Who be this guy masquerading as a female! U dash u DAT geh pix?

joanana:
Yes ooo how is u now? It's been a while.

Me is vine ooooo! See as u dey shine,sun sef dey jealous u!!!!

ijayebonyi:
Lol. Nothing o

Loool! How ur day??

kelvinrhs:
He kept pestering me just to be clear that he wasn't asking u for money.
But from his write up, he sure was asking for something lol...

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kelvinrhs:
I don't think I said anything funny, neither was I being humorous in my write up

Its funny to me!!!

joanana:
some people just dey comment anyhow. how tonto marriage take enter this matter.... abeg wey she shade her husband for the post.... abi i no dey read again.

I dont see anything wrong with her post, its an advice simple and the moral lesson is when u cant take the hit... get out when u can. I just dont understand what people are saying in respect to her post .

Iyawo!!! Its been a while! How is uuuuu?

Kakamorufu:
baaad sharp guy. twaley

Lmaooooooo! Wetin I go do naw! Can't kill myself!

kelvinrhs:
I'm half yoruba and half igbo. But I understand yoruba 90 times better than I understand igbo lol...
Truth be told, I've never heard someone use d name in reality but in movies. And I'm just saying what I think.
For example they'll always say Ijakumo ko kin rin losan, eni a bi re kin rin ide oru
Meaning ijakumo does not walk at afternoon[more like a night crawler or an evil person]. That's just what I think

Lmaoooo!!!

kelvinrhs:
I'm sorry once again

Izzokay bro!!!

neoapocalypse:
Yes they are all married with kids , 3 ladies ( lesbians ) and one guy ( gay ). One of the ladies used to live on my street as a teenager before she got married. It was general knowledge that she was a lesbo , she had a dyke that was always coming to see her , she always used to say that she doesn't feel anything for guys and turned down all the requests from guys ( she was an eyeful , very beautiful indeed ). Eventually she got married to an unsuspecting guy and they have kids now , funny though , the dyke poses as her best friend.
Another was a course mate in University , she was more on the masculine side and was a judoka ( no try that girl she go beat devil comot for your body ) , after Uni we all heard she was happily married with kids , I haven't seen her since graduation though.
The third lady I suspect is bisexual but leans more on the lesbian side , she too lived around my area and was one very fine chick , she was one crazy chick who had no inhibitions , if you go see her as a guy , she can totally disrobe in front of you and she wouldn't see anything wrong in that. She had numerous girls come around and they would be making love , more than once her neighbours , mostly guys , had seen them in action. She too , I heard , is married with kids.
The only guy I know who is gay and married was a customer of mine whom I used to supply loaves of bread in Ajao estate , I know his wife and kids. I never suspected he was gay until I sent my sales boy to go collect money from him one day and he made advances at the boy , the boy was visibly terrified when he came back and told me about everything.


As you're a guy only the gay guy in Ajao would love to meet you , so what do you say , do you want his number ?

Lmaooooooooo! I still prefer doz lezbo gehs compared to dat gay morafvcker....I can't imagine bending down n offering my ASS to be drilled by another bitch ass nigga! Apart from how disgusting it sounds,am an alpha male n I don't bow down like a slave to another man!!!
So thanks but no thanks!!! But if u have a geh's number(unmarried of course)... Send me!!!

ShawttySoFyne:
Single independent women rock

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Ursulaa:
They are very beautiful and cool

God,pls bless me with twins

Dem plenty for my lineage......u know what to do!!