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Rtopzy:I hate these bloggers! Too many lies n DAT is what's driving me nuts!!! Not these twins!! They gehs ain't my type dou cute....but am attracted to their brain power! |
kelvinrhs:Let's quit this! I haven't eaten n can't waste my energies fighting an e-war |
kelvinrhs:Are u Yoruba? Coz u interpreted DAT word like a non indigene!!!! |
[quote author=kelvinrhs post=56861313]Hahaha! Its still the same thing, asking 4 money in a cunny way. Trying to make it look like a joke, but it might become reality If its a line from a Nigerian movie then I guess #I'm shooshing up[/quote Do I look so poor at DP? So I will now start begging a total stranger on NL for money! Haba!!! ....n yes! Its a line from a Yoruba movie..just like twale baba or some similar shiit like DAT! |
Angy55:Loool! Don't keep me waiting babe |
sisisioge:I get u SISI!! Nice one!!! |
neoapocalypse:Really? Am interested oo......the 4 are married ba?? ![]() |
Angy55:The 'soon to be ex boyfriend' part got me interested! Dump his black ASS n PM me babe!!!! ![]() |
sisisioge:Y u give her too ![]() |
Today's update loading 10%.....75%..... Homeworld!!!! Hapes Cluster* |
Ajibel:UWC bro!!! Just take Care of her! She has this innocuous look about her DAT I like!! |
kelvinrhs:U should bro! She just rubbished ur African manhood or Is it manliness! |
kelvinrhs:Jeez! U have no humour left in u bro.....I was teasing the lady not directly asking for money from her naaaaaa! She called a NLander a son n I kinda joked with her by calling her mama d mama n using the'anything for d boiz' line to complete d Yoruba movie line.... Ogbeni learn to read between d line na!!!
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khiaa:Lmaoooooo!!!! Am all tons of good bae! |
ijayebonyi:Lmaoooo! It means 'mama d mama...anything for the boiz?'' |
On Earth!!!! YEAR: PRESENT TIME: 12.53PM WEST AFRICAN TIME I have been listless since morning wondering what d hell I should do about Candice..its 12.53pm and still my soul is not calmed n a sixth sense - painstakingly developed over long years of evading detection and capture by extremist humans who hunt us unceasingly - tells me she is in trouble and along with it came profound guilt.I broke the age long rule of never falling in love with a human! But I did and she knows my status..I am inhuman! I AM ALIEN!!! The Oracle warned me my world would change, the Decimaetrons would find us and the time would come I would be forced to make a dreadful choice! But Why now? I mused! I have been on Earth for a million years blending in as one of the humans with no one even guessing who or what I am! Our age long enemy I believed would never find the rest of the Chosen no matter how long they searched! It seems they or their minions the Necrofangers finally have....... I have to find her and save her as well as the rest of my people! Closing my eyes I willed to life the Lumophobe, a blue entity that exists to serve me.I mentally sent it commands to contact the rest of the Chosen and call for a Conclave( a gathering of all our race) while sending out miniprobes( its self replicating) to contact the Inhuman Hunters who spend entire lifetimes hunting my kind! I think i have a plan whose efficiency depends on how willing they will trust me despite the bad blood between us( I have been responsible for killing their Loqua or leaders for 500,000 years) just enough to save both Candice and my people while they save their planet from the Decimaetrons! Thinking about them sends a ghostly shiver down my alien spine despite harmattan being far gone! Will the inhumans be enough? Will the Chosen prevail? I will need aall the allies I can get! Shaking out of my reverie...I donned a shirt and walked out into the blazing African sunshine. Instinctively I looked up to the sky and a sense of deja vu washed over me. Was that a spaceship that flitted between the clouds I rubbed my eyes and chuckled to myself. 'Luminouz babe ur losing ur nerve now' and gave the hawking fruit sellers who set up a cacophony of repetitive sellwords as they vie to outdo one another on the ever busy Agbowo street opposite University of Ibadan a fleeting look as I head back to the coolness of my room mumbling ' aint in no fruity mood right now'Slipping into my room gave me no respite as my mind worked at lightspeed pouring over,merging,discarding and analysing probabilistic scenarios of present and future occurences while pacing endlessly in my typical 4×4 student room! Several minutes passed before I came up several hypothetical plans which I intend to put before my race at the enclave! If looks like the Oracle is right and we have been discovered, I would have no choice but to declare a Nazgui( war preparations) n hope the inhuman hunters join us! Or else we both die...the Decimaetrons never took hostages! I had paced to a wall mirror by this time turning round to check d scars on my human skin!!! Imagining Candice in the clutches of these beasts made anger course through me as several butchery scenes(each millions of years old) ran through my mind and I watched my pupils changed from brown to slitted green while my skin colour turned blue with spiral whorls(each depicting my lineage tree) decorating my back,chest,biceps and thighs. Only Candice has ever seen my true FORM...others have been inhuman hunting Loquas and that was the last thing they ever saw as I ripped off their heads! Breathing deeply,I turned my thoughts towards Candice and the strange note she left me! Two strides took me to the plastic table close to my bed and blue hands picked up the note wherein scribbled was her familiar calligraphic handwriting ' Babe I got a call to come for an audition this morning, Dupe was also called,just the two of us o outta like hundreds that applied! the caller sounded cryptic though and funny sounding on the phone but what the hell? We should be back by 10.30am! Its just around Mokola roundabout!!! We are so checking it out!! Love you tons babe!! When you are done doing those hundred sit ups, your food is in the cooler! Ciao babe!!!' Hell! No addresses or whatever and her phone has been switched off since morning!!! Like wise Dupe's( her best friend)....on the surface it could have been network/traffic jam or some bullshit that kept them but still my instinct yelled DANGER with every heart beat! To hell with this....I am gonna holla Dupe's boyfriend to know if he knows the audition address or stuff!!! Stretching my hand to pick up my phone on the table, a call came in and seeing its Candice's number I quickly picked it and in a flash of recall threw it away n bolted outta the room as the phone exploded with the force of grenade!!! Updating 2mao!!!
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Raine80:Lmaooooooooo! |
Lalas247:I Lmaooooo! Seeing u twerk would be my bufday wish next year!!! |
Her smile just chased away all the mosquitoes mosquitoing around me!!!! DAT smile can cure HIV I swear |
Oyindidi:Aiit!!!! |
Oyindidi:LAWD!!!!
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Oyindidi:Google taught u all DAT Would love to learn Igbo!!! Any special videos or links u wanna share? Would have asked lalas247 but she is busy fixing me some stuffs! ![]() |
Lalas247:Follow am yarn n get back to me lalaosky! If she don get sweetie...urs sincerely will back out na! Am nothing if not a gentleman!!! ![]() |
Oyindidi:Only u sabi speak Yoruba n Igbo this fluently? Haaaa! Was even thinking ur male sef! |
Lalas247:Yeah.....not bad...only small small strikes caused by recession!!! |
Lalas247:Really? Other guys dey her neck ba? Forget d competition!!! She dey hide? Find her for me jare! ![]() |
Lalas247:University of Ibadan |
ebonyeyes88:Loool! Ok |
Lalas247:Really? Thanks but my French is poor...scratch DAT...my French is DEAD...only mademoiselle is all I know!!! I speak English fluently sha |
ebonyeyes88:Accepted dear!!! |
Lalas247:Babe y u think am even scoping her out mehn! I don't wanna jam these slay queens/okro dem band on NL oooo! I want me a good geh!!!! N she seems OK!!! |
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?? that one no concern me..... make nl guys come tell us that one.
Besides, it was my first time, kinda confused about how to handle it. Gave her then blocked her after she called in. I no fit shout.


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