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Romance › Re: Meet Sayo & Jomi, The Hot Nigerian Twins On IG Who Are Driving Guys Nuts by luminouz(m): 12:46pm On May 25, 2017
Rtopzy:
Beautiful I must say...... but driving guys nuthuh?? that one no concern me..... make nl guys come tell us that one.

meanwhile
I hate these bloggers! Too many lies n DAT is what's driving me nuts!!! Not these twins!!
They gehs ain't my type dou cute....but am attracted to their brain power!
Romance › Re: Prewedding Photos Of Canadian Lady & Nigerian Man: "My Arms Will Be Your Home" by luminouz(m): 12:42pm On May 25, 2017
kelvinrhs:
Hey! You just wrote trash
Let's quit this! I haven't eaten n can't waste my energies fighting an e-war
Romance › Re: Prewedding Photos Of Canadian Lady & Nigerian Man: "My Arms Will Be Your Home" by luminouz(m): 12:41pm On May 25, 2017
kelvinrhs:
You don't get it do u? It represents being bad. If I was ur son, and I grew up to learning the meaning of jakumo. Trust me when I say this I'll Hate You forever. Just saying from my perspective
Are u Yoruba? Coz u interpreted DAT word like a non indigene!!!!
Romance › Re: Prewedding Photos Of Canadian Lady & Nigerian Man: "My Arms Will Be Your Home" by luminouz(m): 12:38pm On May 25, 2017
[quote author=kelvinrhs post=56861313]Hahaha! Its still the same thing, asking 4 money in a cunny way. Trying to make it look like a joke, but it might become reality
If its a line from a Nigerian movie then I guess #I'm shooshing up[/quote



Do I look so poor at DP? So I will now start begging a total stranger on NL for money! Haba!!!
....n yes! Its a line from a Yoruba movie..just like twale baba or some similar shiit like DAT!
Family › Re: Man Settles Wife With N5m, Car, N100,000 Monthly Allowance To Quit Marriage by luminouz(m): 11:18am On May 25, 2017
Angy55:
Hahaha
Loool! Don't keep me waiting babe
Family › Re: Man Settles Wife With N5m, Car, N100,000 Monthly Allowance To Quit Marriage by luminouz(m): 10:45am On May 25, 2017
sisisioge:
Cos it was silly not to grin Besides, it was my first time, kinda confused about how to handle it. Gave her then blocked her after she called in. I no fit shout.
I get u SISI!!
Nice one!!!
Family › Re: Man Settles Wife With N5m, Car, N100,000 Monthly Allowance To Quit Marriage by luminouz(m): 10:11am On May 25, 2017
neoapocalypse:
A lot of gay and lesbians have partners of the opposite sex and eventually have children as well , I know of at least 4 of such cases. Lesbians will just lie down while the man pours his juice into her , she absolutely has no feelings for a man but recognizes the fact that our society doesn't support her sexual orientation , more so if you don't have children in this Naija you're seen as sterile or infertile and you're not complete.
Really? Am interested oo......the 4 are married ba?? tongue
Family › Re: Man Settles Wife With N5m, Car, N100,000 Monthly Allowance To Quit Marriage by luminouz(m): 10:06am On May 25, 2017
Angy55:
I remember my boyfriend, soon to be ex boyfriend once told me he likes lesbian that they are more romantic. He can marry a lesbian and that he prefers his girlfriend to cheat on him with a female than a male.
The 'soon to be ex boyfriend' part got me interested! Dump his black ASS n PM me babe!!!! grin
Family › Re: Man Settles Wife With N5m, Car, N100,000 Monthly Allowance To Quit Marriage by luminouz(m): 10:02am On May 25, 2017
sisisioge:
Babe, she asked it like a guy would o. You know all that niceties ba? I felt like someone just snatched my bra but I gave her...begin smirk too like an idiat. Na only movies I dey see that kin thing grin
Y u give her toohuh
Literature › Re: ALIEN - GALAXY AT WAR!!! by luminouz(op):
Today's update loading 10%.....75%.....


Homeworld!!!! Hapes Cluster*
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To My Angel And Lioness, Pharm Ugochi Maduike by luminouz(m): 8:24am On May 25, 2017
Ajibel:
Awww. I showed her what you posted and she has been blushing cheesy

Thank youuu smiley
UWC bro!!! Just take Care of her! She has this innocuous look about her DAT I like!!
Romance › Re: Prewedding Photos Of Canadian Lady & Nigerian Man: "My Arms Will Be Your Home" by luminouz(m): 8:18am On May 25, 2017
kelvinrhs:
And why would I cry over a write up? She's only expressing her mind towards me
U should bro! She just rubbished ur African manhood or Is it manliness!
Romance › Re: Prewedding Photos Of Canadian Lady & Nigerian Man: "My Arms Will Be Your Home" by luminouz(m): 8:15am On May 25, 2017
kelvinrhs:
Meaning:
Mummy mummy is there anything for the boys?
Just to break it down to the simplest meaning for u. He's just asking u for money in a very direct, plain and little bit of cunny way.
#I'MOUTTAHERE
Jeez! U have no humour left in u bro.....I was teasing the lady not directly asking for money from her naaaaaa! She called a NLander a son n I kinda joked with her by calling her mama d mama n using the'anything for d boiz' line to complete d Yoruba movie line....
Ogbeni learn to read between d line na!!!

Romance › Re: Prewedding Photos Of Canadian Lady & Nigerian Man: "My Arms Will Be Your Home" by luminouz(m): 8:11am On May 25, 2017
khiaa:
I think Jakumo (my future son's name) is talking about white girls not this girl. How are you boo?
Lmaoooooo!!!! Am all tons of good bae! kiss
Romance › Re: Prewedding Photos Of Canadian Lady & Nigerian Man: "My Arms Will Be Your Home" by luminouz(m): 12:04am On May 25, 2017
ijayebonyi:
Lol. Interpret in English
Lmaoooo! It means 'mama d mama...anything for the boiz?''
Literature › ALIEN - GALAXY AT WAR!!! by luminouz(op):
On Earth!!!!
YEAR: PRESENT
TIME: 12.53PM WEST AFRICAN TIME


I have been listless since morning wondering what d hell I should do about Candice..its 12.53pm and still my soul is not calmed n a sixth sense - painstakingly developed over long years of evading detection and capture by extremist humans who hunt us unceasingly - tells me she is in trouble and along with it came profound guilt.I broke the age long rule of never falling in love with a human! But I did and she knows my status..I am inhuman! I AM ALIEN!!!
The Oracle warned me my world would change, the Decimaetrons would find us and the time would come I would be forced to make a dreadful choice! But Why now? I mused! I have been on Earth for a million years blending in as one of the humans with no one even guessing who or what I am! Our age long enemy I believed would never find the rest of the Chosen no matter how long they searched! It seems they or their minions the Necrofangers finally have.......

I have to find her and save her as well as the rest of my people! Closing my eyes I willed to life the Lumophobe, a blue entity that exists to serve me.I mentally sent it commands to contact the rest of the Chosen and call for a Conclave( a gathering of all our race) while sending out miniprobes( its self replicating) to contact the Inhuman Hunters who spend entire lifetimes hunting my kind! I think i have a plan whose efficiency depends on how willing they will trust me despite the bad blood between us( I have been responsible for killing their Loqua or leaders for 500,000 years) just enough to save both Candice and my people while they save their planet from the Decimaetrons! Thinking about them sends a ghostly shiver down my alien spine despite harmattan being far gone! Will the inhumans be enough? Will the Chosen prevail? I will need aall the allies I can get!
Shaking out of my reverie...I donned a shirt and walked out into the blazing African sunshine. Instinctively I looked up to the sky and a sense of deja vu washed over me. Was that a spaceship that flitted between the cloudshuh I rubbed my eyes and chuckled to myself. 'Luminouz babe ur losing ur nerve now' and gave the hawking fruit sellers who set up a cacophony of repetitive sellwords as they vie to outdo one another on the ever busy Agbowo street opposite University of Ibadan a fleeting look as I head back to the coolness of my room mumbling ' aint in no fruity mood right now'

Slipping into my room gave me no respite as my mind worked at lightspeed pouring over,merging,discarding and analysing probabilistic scenarios of present and future occurences while pacing endlessly in my typical 4×4 student room! Several minutes passed before I came up several hypothetical plans which I intend to put before my race at the enclave! If looks like the Oracle is right and we have been discovered, I would have no choice but to declare a Nazgui( war preparations) n hope the inhuman hunters join us! Or else we both die...the Decimaetrons never took hostages!

I had paced to a wall mirror by this time turning round to check d scars on my human skin!!! Imagining Candice in the clutches of these beasts made anger course through me as several butchery scenes(each millions of years old) ran through my mind and I watched my pupils changed from brown to slitted green while my skin colour turned blue with spiral whorls(each depicting my lineage tree) decorating my back,chest,biceps and thighs. Only Candice has ever seen my true FORM...others have been inhuman hunting Loquas and that was the last thing they ever saw as I ripped off their heads!

Breathing deeply,I turned my thoughts towards Candice and the strange note she left me! Two strides took me to the plastic table close to my bed and blue hands picked up the note wherein scribbled was her familiar calligraphic handwriting ' Babe I got a call to come for an audition this morning, Dupe was also called,just the two of us o outta like hundreds that applied! the caller sounded cryptic though and funny sounding on the phone but what the hell? We should be back by 10.30am! Its just around Mokola roundabout!!! We are so checking it out!! Love you tons babe!!
When you are done doing those hundred sit ups, your food is in the cooler! Ciao babe!!!'

Hell! No addresses or whatever and her phone has been switched off since morning!!! Like wise Dupe's( her best friend)....on the surface it could have been network/traffic jam or some bullshit that kept them but still my instinct yelled DANGER with every heart beat!
To hell with this....I am gonna holla Dupe's boyfriend to know if he knows the audition address or stuff!!! Stretching my hand to pick up my phone on the table, a call came in and seeing its Candice's number I quickly picked it and in a flash of recall threw it away n bolted outta the room as the phone exploded with the force of grenade!!!

Updating 2mao!!!
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Romance › Re: Nigeria Girl Dancing And Twerk with her big butty ass (most watch video) by luminouz(m): 8:56pm On May 24, 2017
Raine80:
Twerk? But the yanash did not move like jelly there is something fundemantally wrong here.
Lmaooooooooo!
Romance › Re: Nigeria Girl Dancing And Twerk with her big butty ass (most watch video) by luminouz(m): 8:55pm On May 24, 2017
Lalas247:
We can do berra undecided rubbish ... grin

If start now nko wetin una go do

She no even do d one cheek twerk tongue
I
Lmaooooo! Seeing u twerk would be my bufday wish next year!!!
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To My Angel And Lioness, Pharm Ugochi Maduike by luminouz(m): 8:10pm On May 24, 2017
Her smile just chased away all the mosquitoes mosquitoing around me!!!! DAT smile can cure HIV I swear
Romance › Re: Tag The Cutest And Beautiful Male And Female Niaralander You Know by luminouz(m): 8:01pm On May 24, 2017
Oyindidi:
Ask Google any question
Aiit!!!!
Romance › Re: Tag The Cutest And Beautiful Male And Female Niaralander You Know by luminouz(m): 7:59pm On May 24, 2017
Oyindidi:
Jollof rice, I'm eating. Join me
LAWD!!!!

Romance › Re: Tag The Cutest And Beautiful Male And Female Niaralander You Know by luminouz(m): 7:58pm On May 24, 2017
Oyindidi:
I'm not a guy. Google is my teacher grin
Google taught u all DAThuh shocked shocked shocked
Would love to learn Igbo!!! Any special videos or links u wanna share?
Would have asked lalas247 but she is busy fixing me some stuffs! tongue
Romance › Re: Tag The Cutest And Beautiful Male And Female Niaralander You Know by luminouz(m): 7:56pm On May 24, 2017
Lalas247:
I get her number for my file seff
But i go follow am yan .. ur chances are slim sha cause person don dey woo her already
Follow am yarn n get back to me lalaosky! If she don get sweetie...urs sincerely will back out na! Am nothing if not a gentleman!!! tongue
Romance › Re: Tag The Cutest And Beautiful Male And Female Niaralander You Know by luminouz(m): 7:54pm On May 24, 2017
Oyindidi:
I'm not a guy ebonye
Only u sabi speak Yoruba n Igbo this fluently? Haaaa!
Was even thinking ur male sef!
Romance › Re: Tag The Cutest And Beautiful Male And Female Niaralander You Know by luminouz(m): 7:53pm On May 24, 2017
Lalas247:
Cool ... heard the uni is ok .. small small strikes sha
Yeah.....not bad...only small small strikes caused by recession!!!
Romance › Re: Tag The Cutest And Beautiful Male And Female Niaralander You Know by luminouz(m): 7:52pm On May 24, 2017
Lalas247:
Lol where is she seff
She kinda shy still like a damsel in distress .. .. lol
But u get plenty competition o
Really? Other guys dey her neck ba?
Forget d competition!!! She dey hide? Find her for me jare! grin
Romance › Re: Tag The Cutest And Beautiful Male And Female Niaralander You Know by luminouz(m): 7:51pm On May 24, 2017
Lalas247:
Whoa what uni
University of Ibadan
Romance › Re: Tag The Cutest And Beautiful Male And Female Niaralander You Know by luminouz(m): 7:50pm On May 24, 2017
ebonyeyes88:
stop it...im not bisexual woman...idk n idc what those women look like...i was really joking you should chill ok?
Loool! Ok
Romance › Re: Tag The Cutest And Beautiful Male And Female Niaralander You Know by luminouz(m): 7:49pm On May 24, 2017
Lalas247:
Yh she in the top 10 list for wifey material here ..

Go for it hope u speak french too cheesy
Really? Thanks but my French is poor...scratch DAT...my French is DEAD...only mademoiselle is all I know!!!
I speak English fluently sha
Romance › Re: Tag The Cutest And Beautiful Male And Female Niaralander You Know by luminouz(m): 7:48pm On May 24, 2017
ebonyeyes88:
nah sorry my apologies
Accepted dear!!!
Romance › Re: Tag The Cutest And Beautiful Male And Female Niaralander You Know by luminouz(m): 7:46pm On May 24, 2017
Lalas247:
She wifey material 100%

Take it from me beaut n brain . Very well brought up. Respectful so far she an A1 grin
But pls o no spoil am for me
Babe y u think am even scoping her out mehn!
I don't wanna jam these slay queens/okro dem band on NL oooo! I want me a good geh!!!! N she seems OK!!!

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