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Raine80:
So the prayers cannot get to Bihari? These prayers need to apply for a visa first.

U finally did it babe! U did d unthinkable! U cracked me d fvck up!!!!!

stilldoingokay:
will it be turn of forever

God!!!! Anyone can say shiiit online but without proof d police can't do NADA!!! U get it now sweetie? Even if d locator is turned off...u think d police will come searching? Lmaooooo! They are too busy jerking off 20bucks from motorists to monitor d internet for comments by killers! Please just quit being this yellow!!!
A lotta peeps have done worse than these guys..just because ur ajebutter pikin n have been sheltered all ur life does mean evil does not exist n people kill other people.......I witnessed cultists kill before n they repented afterwards.... So what u on about

myking95:
I went through ur profile and checked your topics. There is a topic on pre wedding pics. By the way, u really look like a turtle.

DAT thread was a joke joor!!!!
Fine boy like me look like turtle Haba! Tone down on d jealousy naaaa!!!!

myking95:
Does your wife to be in your pre wedding picture know u are an alien? This one u r claiming amphibian and u resemble turtle true true,I hope if your baby is born with a shell we won't see it on naira land.

Lmaooooo! Which pre wedding picture
Na u go resemble turtle!!!! See ur mouth!!!

Men! DAT is so messed up!
But ur Ewa which is beauty in Yoruba....n u really represent DAT.....take heart n move on. Let time heal u sweetie! Please don't let this discourage u from giving another guy a chance......Dayo wasn't meant to be urs...ur own boo will come....take heart sister!
I have heard of such happening but this is on another scale.......n d funny thing is here I am looking for a nice ,sweet geh n someone had one n treated her like she was nothing!!!

smardray:
certified werey

Ni oruko isami E!!!

Goldenheart:
My secret is I am a from another planet, ... My ship crashed in Nigeria and now am stranded..


Help!

Now I have a kindred spirit.....am from d Hapes cluster....we were on a mission to colonise d ocean depths(we re amphibians) when our ship crashed n only urs sincerely survived....I have been blending in for d past 20 years....I just wanna go home.....let's make it happen bro!!!

Ishilove:
It's all shades of messed up

*sighs* tell me about it! If u had seen what I had, u won't be so surprised!! Messed up doesn't begin to describe it!

smardray:
daddy e ni o leko

Lmaooooo! E pain am! So ur not man enough to diss me without bring our folks into it? All these indomie children nawa

sollybaby:
I blended cockroach. used the water to prepare indomie for a guy who spread rumors about me and I will do worse till he dies

Haba! This one got my funny bone

smardray:
mo ro pe o ti ya werey

Rara o.....but o dabi weyrey n shey weyrey ton shey weyrey Iwo omo alaileko yi....

repogirl:
Crazy weirdos full Nairaland.....

Lmaooooo!some are just fvvking around oo...

Safiaa:
okay na. Continue.

Thanks dear..

Safiaa:
You can let out your secrets, but when you've committed a crime, you're snitching on yourself. The police don't even have to work hard these days. Just go on internet and find criminals snitching on themselves. Fools.

Lmaooooo! Naija police get time to check DAT online poo?

DukeNija:
And what will you or anyone else do about his confession? You think this is yankee?

U dey mind d yellow mango? 2 many Hollywood movies

DBlackCeazer:
This thread just spoilt my mind, so many deluded people in the world!

No! Ur d deluded one if u think no bad stuff happens around!!! All the mama's boiz sef!

Safiaa:
The police can locate your ip address and find out who you are. You better be careful about what you say on the Internet . In naija, they can lock you up for nothing. They dont even need concrete evidence these days. Be smart.

Lmaooooo! Which police? These useless 20naira collecting bunch on our roads? Nah!!!! Don't think so!! Besides once ur google locator is turned off...how d hell will they find u!!

Ishilove:
It's because this is the real world not fantasy that makes it hard to believe. This is Nigeria, not the Western world. People just don't kill like that.

Babe...I went to a state SKUL n I have seen killers! Some looked so normal u won't blive dem be cultists with a kill ratio of 100%(they never missed a target)

myking95:
U know ur picture an location and phone number is showing openly. Be wise.

He is just joking! Jeez why u niggars so yellow like this... Always fearing everything??

Mckandre:
See as una dey open una yansh like fowl, una no know say law enforcement dey for everywhere seeking who to carry their case for head.

Well, wetin concern me? soon we go hear say dem cut one notorious bastard wey been dey run since decades for FrontPage. Especially that yeye guy wey talk say him kill 3 people

Then I go laugh

Yellow mango

Ishilove:
You killed three people, if I'm to believe what you wrote. That's hard to fathom. I think you are making a sick joke

This is d real world not Zeeworld! People have done bad things before....why u so surprised

lilgees:
Omo, I'm done with NL, I never knew people could be this stupid and heartless, this thread is police evidence waiting to be grabbed. How can u say u killed someone and be happy to blab like a fool about it?!. OP partially what u did was nice cuz the principal is a pedophile but why close someone in the sewer, hmm I'm out b4 shit gets real

Why u so yellow? For some people sharing is a way to get healed!!!! Now BUTT out!!!

smardray:
I've noted ur moniker...i won't cross ur path till i die...u ar d simple nd plain meaning of heartlessness..

Who are u to judge anyone? Till u tell urs....I won't cross ur path till I die

Raine80:
It's none of your business. Go and live your life and make your own secrets.

Hey U! u have been really working on NL!!!
Lemme give this song for ur listening pleasure baby
Its Love Me Tender by Demmie Bee...its really cool

http://tooxclusive.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Demmie_Vee_-_Awesome_God_tooxclusive.com.ng.mp3

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