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Love me tender is a bomb.....was nodding unconsciously to it by the time it ended

Raine80:
These are the sort of articles that make you either put your phone down and walk away shaking your head or close your laptop and hold your head in your hands and stare at the wall.

Lmaoooooooooooo!!!!

Raine80:
You and I went to different schools evidently, your version of norm is not mine. Stop trying to normalise something that's skewed.

*sighs* is it me or u are now 2 shades of iron lady no fvck giver.....ur responses these days are a whole level of savage!
I kinda like it dou!!!!

[quote author=missnawty post=56696709]he is a Yoruba actor. One of the best and trending actor now. He is at d very top of his carrier .
Handsome man I love his lips.. Fine, fleshy and sexy [/quot

Me right now!!!

ColonelDrake:
Jealousy be bawo...truth hurts.

Take a look at your miserable self and tell me if this picture below won't kill mosquitoes than the best spray outside there.
Spits on your Islamic face. Sure, you must be a terrorist.

Your mouth like the nozzle of a mosquito spray!

Ur diss is weak nigga! Ur supposed to be colonel drake na!!!!! Ur so insecure u dug through my pics to post one online? Even dat one looked hotter than ur destiny! Am always confident enough to be real unlike U!
Now put my pix DOWN coz u violated my privacy or I tell d MODS!!!!
On d other hand,ur gayy ass can masturbate on it..since ur so fascinated!!!

ColonelDrake:
**looks at this dp** eeew..your face will get rid of mosquitoes faster than any pesticide

Lmaoooo! Did I just detect 2 pints of jealousy? Like d dp n stop hating!!!

legitnow:
Dude, u are talking to somebody that does not care about u one bit, we just want u guys to stop coming to disturb us in our house.

#enoughisenough

Why reply den tribalist?

legitnow:
Is it a crime to marry from your tribe?

Wetin dey pursue yoruba men from their women?

U hate Igbo, tell igbo dey will never rule Nigeria, support HausaFulani in killing of Igbo, Ur tribe man Awolowo dreamt up a plan that cost 3 million igbos their life, then ur entire tribes men want to marry from the same igbo.

Una wan finish dem?

Ur a fool! Nobody hates u but most don't agree with ur attitude..... N u dare accuse awolowo? Who started d war by plotting d first ever coup in d country? It has been since then DAT nobody trusts u!!!
Now get d fvck OUT

Oyindidi:
Just don't like our men, they flirt a lot

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Oyindidi:
Funny enough, I vowed never to marry from my tribes ( my dad and mom's tribe). Even my kids won't marry from there. If they listen to me.

N which tribe is DAT? Hope not Yoruba ooooo......coz I got my eye on U...

ColonelDrake:
Seems you just learnt some new English vocabulary and wanted to try them out...
Nice try..

Don't waste ur leftover fuel.....eat up bro!!!

ColonelDrake:
Abokis just empowered their fellow abokis with money gotten from the South. I pity gullible southerners especially our Yoruba Muslim brothers who are against anything restructuring. I pity foolish southerners in the senate who have refused to move a motion for restructuring. I pity mumu SStherners. Your oil is being used to develop the parasitic north and distributed among abokis. I pity the gullible yoruba (mumu Christians) who think one Nigeria is ordained from God because thier pastors have asked you to pray against everything that will disintegrate this cesspit. Revenue from our port is being used to secure the release of the chibok girls, clean up the mess created byt the North in the North, and also go into the development of the parasitic north. I pity myself because i don't know why god dumped me into the shit hole called Nigeria.


Imagine, the numbers of world class hospitals, research centers and massive infrastructures this money would have built

Southerners - the greatest mumu of the 21st century

Go n eat bro! U are sounding famished! After come n repost a readable version of this tirade

Lalas247:
Hope i no put sand for ya garri
Make i waka go

No nah! I just liked d way she was open n unpretentious!!! Nothing more than DAT ooo

Lalas247:
Haha just playing o
Carry go she bad anyway so u get pass

Thanks..nah! Lemme be gentle hia jare!!!!!

Lalas247:



U said wt ?

I said she is my kind of geh!!! That is gehs who are open n honest up front....no pretenses whatsoever... They say what they want!!!!
Relaxt sweetie!!!! I dey hia for u babe!

Cleopatra4:
You taught her a lesson she will never forget.. If I don't like a guy I will decline his offer to go out with him. thank God I don't have longer throat.
after eating everything I go still poo them out so what is the big Deal

Now this is my kind of geh!!! Down to earth n open....sadly such breed of geh is dying out in naija

2buffagain:
Those thick thighs would make you think this is a woman, but no...it's a trap.
Fellas, A feminine body should NEVER stop you from asking WHAT she is. If she is the one for you, she will understand.

Me DAT loves big booty would have prepared my toasting words on this one.......Imagine getting to d room n she telling she is a trapqueen......I might just fvcking FAINT!!!!

2buffagain:
Confirmed!

U mean this sexy he-she is trans........I would have gone to her to say hello if u didn't tell me....God!!!

Ginaz:
It's not inteligent but intelligent. You're so dumb, even your pinky finger has more sense than you.

everything about you stink of Shiit and lies. Jude focus on your fake life, that's all you got to give humanity. You should have been aborted but unfortunately you came, that's a cross everyone has to bear when they come around you.

Shiit bag of empty vitality like you.

Its a rare thing to see u this angry!!!!

Dimples182:
For me: 5 times a day, every day. After the honeymoon period then twice a day every day (morning and night) Also maybe two rounds in the night.

Me right now!!!

Lalas247:
First pic make perfect sense
Hubby take few notes here

Which hubby get exercise book for hia naaaaa

Wow!! Alaba won marry ooooo...baddest nigga!!!! We were classmates way back......cool bro

Nice ooooo....but d princess is looking so slim....doesn't she eat? Groom is lit dou

mrLhanray:
that's exactly what they deserve. I don't know why our girls are like that, they bring friends along and just want to eat. The friends may not even converse with the guy, all they want is for him to pay the bills. Guys should not let the ladies fool you.
I was at one strippers joint last year, if you see the two girls looking so innocent dancing naked with some erotic moves. the kinda girls, some guys will want to keep as their angels.

Don't let ladies fool you, tell her exactly what you want and no need to beat around the bush, if she is ok with it fine, if not let her be. You have no idea what these girls do. some are so deceptive

Ur right bro!!! DAT is why I keep my shiit real! No time to form or pretend!

kuuljay:
gat away my friend I know my choice of words very well,I was referring to how the girls would have felt or you think they were happy after all,you are the olodo here kid,go and learn

Sorry egbon.......
I misunderstood ur words coz u used d statement with reference to urself n not d girls.......
I am too old to be fighting e-wars on my own story!!!!
Luminouz OUT!!!!!

Organs:
Ok, Understood. What is the followup on the girl, did she call you and curse you out? did you guys have a discussion about it later, i wan know wetin happen with you and the girl, cos you obviously have each others number.

U want d part 2 right?
Here it is....90% loading.....

OK here it is... ... When I got home after leaving d EBINAs eating their prospective shame bringing,phone and footwear seizing,vitriolic verbal lashing and beggar turning FOOD.....I promptly switched off my phone n took a long,leisurely bath n treated myself to 5 balls of IGBO fufu n Egusi soup with orisirisi meats...then settled down to enjoy the rest of my evening with movies......
Switched on my phone d next day n come see messages from her with all sorts of abuses n threats LMAO.......the funny thing is she never said what happened to her at dat joint but with d concentratedly composed evil sounding threats...I knew she saw HELL in there......I ignored all texts n blocked d number n promptly forgot about her n her always hungry friends!!!

I saw her 6 months later bro n guess where....another JOINT!!!! LMAO! But dis time alone with a guy who as providence would have knew me(casual friends). D geh was shocked when she saw me n double shocked when her date called me n introduced her.....I put my poker face on n behaved like I never saw her before in my life......I just went to my table(not too far from theirs so I could get a corner eye view of them) n ordered lavishly.....
She didn't stay up to 15mins before she left...all d while glancing at me furtively...she was already eating when I came....just hurriedly finished her food n told d guy to see her off!!! D guy came back grumbling about how I spoiled his runs! I was like wtf? He was like d geh just dey eye me all the while since I came......DAT I dey use my swags dey spoil his market joor..but she collected tfare from him sha..we laughed about it n forgot about d stuff.....d guy told me a week later DAT d geh no dey pick him call again o since DAT day...he kept asking me if d geh don port my side n am fookin her...I now sat him down n give him d full gist o......Naso d guy laughed throwaway drink ooooo......he thanked me sha for spoiling her market n till today me n d guy still dey relate...
I have not seen her since THEN!

THE END!!!!
Cc organs

Ezionye:


I got what he meant. He paid his part. I just tot 5k was nt enof to represent the excess concerning d " heaven and earth" they ordered.

Anyways, I was just poking fun

Hahahajahah!!!! I get u! Ur head dey dia

Ginaz:
Why won't you prefer them oiled? Is it not that work you like doing without getting tired?

So u prefer a 2 minute MAN
Dont make me change my mind now about marrying U!!

Ginaz:
Her pant is as dried as her brain. What has she proofed? That her V is dry? Who wants to straff a dry old engine that has refused to even bring oil to clean itself for 6days.

Definitely not ME! I prefer them perfectly oiled n ready to ROAR!!!!

tosyne2much:
Bro, must you mention Ekiti boys?

Abeg no make me change am for you ooo

Organs no dey try at all......I no know wey we ekiti boys do dem oooo!!!!

kuuljay:
cheeeesus!!!!! Looooool this is the most lugubrious thing av read on nairaland,

Lmaooooo! Lugubrious ko.....laligabrious ni
U be olodo sha.....lugubrious is about sadness n gloominess na.....u uploaded a laughing pix....all these boiz dat just cram dictionary big words without cramming d meaning..

I believe d right word is rhapsodic or rapturous...
Now gimme a BOW!!!