₦airaland Forum

boiz2men:
cutest guy = > boiz2men

cutest babe = > boiz2men

U be hermaphrodite ni?

tosyne2much:
Ooooh thanks for the cheer up brother.. And you guys don't have any intention of stagging a protest?

We did bro! Only few of us came out! So it wasnt effective.

Nina4u:
if you can come to las Vegas u deffenently invited

Las wetin
*grabs two shirts,a trouser n a tooth brush n waves at his momma*
Momma: luminouz wey u dey go this night
Me: relax mama....na obodo oyinbo I dey go oh
Momma: this night? To meet who?
Me: Nina!
*momma grabs my shirt n says ' is there room for two?'*
Lmaoooooo!
Enjoy ursef girl!!!!

tosyne2much:
I'm a little bit depressed.. Reason being that I'm just thinking why being good haunts me

Being good is good for its own sake....just don't over do it! Nice n good men carry last bro! My opinion dou!
Cheer up hommie! I heard this week my SKUL fees increased 200%.....went out n grabbed myself a cold Malta n slept off! There is always d next day to worry bout d next shiiit!

Nina4u:
I'm just gonna hang out in my pool have a beer and be lazy relaxing at my house

Alone?
What kinda relaxation is DAT?
Invite me joor!
I don't drink beer by d way!

Nina4u:
Hahahaha I dey boss lady ooo I am the GM Manager at a retail store

Whhattttt? U don't mean it?
Nice!!!! So Friday is ur night off? *u thinking what am thinking*
??

Fuckshiit:
[color=#F535AA] I don't blöödyfûçkiñg fûçk wid guys[/color]

All hail d no fvvk giver of NL!!!!

Nina4u:
I'm tired lol been working too much 11 days in a row no days off.. Going to work shortly.. I'm not off until Friday

Ermmmm....which kain work be DAT? Nurse? Stripper? Or Vampire?

Fuckshiit:
[color=#F535AA] Sexyceline,Ivyy, Bibijay123, Shinarlaura __ Fúçking Sexiest Female Nairalanders [/color]

[color=#F535AA] the others are just blöödyfûçkiñg average tô fúgly[/color]

N d fvckin guys??

Cutest guy? Sorry niggars! I tag myself!
Cutest babe? Would have said raine80(but na only yansh dey her dp), also khiaa......so its down to bumbae1 n Ginaz!!! So I Tag em both!!!!

Oxenomy:
She was the minister for education without any achiement in the educational sector, sendinging her son abroad to study while our educational sector is in comatose.. Yet she rants as if she loves Nigeria more than everybody.. All of them as criminals as far as I'm concerned.

*sendinging* wtf is DAT

adajoe555:
Gosh..this is serious .. Sex enticing drugs

Does it have any side effect?

From me to U!!

khiaa:
I know of a girl who was given a Spanish fly without her knowledge and she tried to hump the stick
shift in her car, true story.

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khiaa:
If you are a guy who cannot handle lots of sex for a long period of time don't give this to your girl because she will be insatiable, you know, to much of a good thing can be harmful.

Babe babe! U don't need African fly or bee or skylark or funbact A or any of DAT poo! Urs sincerely is capable all night long!!

Epositive:
see eyes,,, big bigger

I will rather sleep with an olosho in UNILAG than touch this one...even if na for free!!!!

Akshow:
Dude is very handsome. Dudellete too is very beautiful. I endorse their relationship.

Really?

Jakumo:
The black man, whether from the ghettos of North American cities, or from the teeming slums of Africa, has been brainwashed over generations into worshiping the white woman with such blind intensity that even the most ugly, overweight, combative, illiterate, and dim-witted white woman is regarded as the quintessential image of perfect feminine beauty.

That backward-thinking, bush-monkey mentality explains all too clearly why black men who marry the very ugliest of the ugly white women STILL parade those truly hideous spouses for all the world to see, without realizing that in so doing, both partners in such unions become the object of universal ridicule and contempt by all who recognize the utter absurdity of the union between a star-struck black man, and his exceedingly ugly, fat and old "dream girl".

Y all these English Mr Man! Just say u no like d couple! Shikena!!!

emeijeh:
Yea mum, how was work today?

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ijayebonyi:
Yeah. Son trust you're doing great?

Mummy mummy! Kilo wa fun a won boyz naaaaa!!!

khiaa:
You are only obsessed with what you see on television which they don't look like in reality but if you ever move to the west your perception will change and reality will kick in and you will realize what an misguided, brainwashed, embarrassment you have been to black people all over the world.
If you ever move amongst them please don't let them know that you worship them. I often wonder do you feel this way because they are white and you think Jesus is white (which he is not ) and you associate them to be god like when they are the complete opposite.

Stop Please! It is tew much! U wan make d guy cry

RaggedyAnn:
No, sweetheart, that's a......fair.......friendly.......warning.

Oya! Let's start babe!!!
Ayam waiting ooo!!!

RaggedyAnn:
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Hmmmmm.....careful. If I take you up on that now, it's you that will run and hide.

Lmaooooooo! Is DAT a DARE?

Dimples182:
A gap is the sign of high sex drive so you tell me why that tribe has it

...ur saying my gap tooth is a sign am a high class fvcker? Interesting!!!! Source or link of ur assertion

RaggedyAnn:
Awwww...why don't I ever see these kinds of things? Hmm...I must be living a very sheltered life, I should get out more often. You, Op, what carried you to that kind of place?

Yeah I agree with u! Get out more often babe! Lemme show u what u been missing!!!

Nma27:
The guy is a proper bitchh... His wife should not allow him smell 2kobo of her money o... Many ungrateful devourers going about seeking ladies to devour... Too bad my brothers from the west carry am for head like certificate... Lol

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Organs:
Awesome. Excellent. Now i believe say you be Master. That igbo fufu and egusi soup is excellent therapy as well.

Lmaooooooo! It's Organs in d Building!!!!!
Manage this gift joor!

myking95:
Lol. . I'm not jealous tho.

Lmaooooo! My PADDY!!!!

Rukkydelta:
Cos I'm sure he is more cute than you

Lmaoooooo! I know u know DAT ain't true!!!!!

decatalyst:
Is the groom sucking the love out of his bride?

I don't think so! But he sure is sucking hellraiser laughter outta me

Rukkydelta:
Let the best men come and marry me
So that we can do our own

Y him n not ME

KelvinCX:
Meek mill be like yoruba boy

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Raine80:
I am employed...

N DAT is a lie? How?