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Travel › Re: The Golden Tulip Hotel In Anambra: 12 Facts by luminouz(m): 12:53pm On May 10, 2017
Lilimax:
Agulu lake is just a stone throw to my fathers house in NRI smiley
You can easily swim from the EZU River to my town.
This GOlden Tulip Hotel is a welcome development in that vicinity.

Anaocha Kwenu!
Anambra adigo mma smiley
Really? U want me to swim come visit u in DAT lake full of crocodileshuh
Health › Re: Weak Erection: What My Uncle Told Me by luminouz(m): 5:12pm On May 09, 2017
Ginaz:
And you expect me to believe that? undecided
Yes na! Y would I lie? grin wink
Crime › Re: Ghanaian Man Beheads His Own Brother (Graphic Photos) by luminouz(m): 2:02pm On May 09, 2017
PenisCaP:
Ok
but u sabi wash person shaa grin
Lmaooooo! No na...wuz jus joking with u ni
Crime › Re: Ghanaian Man Beheads His Own Brother (Graphic Photos) by luminouz(m): 1:58pm On May 09, 2017
PenisCaP:
grin baba. LMAO
Fvck dey different..
How u dey?
I dey jare...nuffin much!!! grin
Crime › Re: Ghanaian Man Beheads His Own Brother (Graphic Photos) by luminouz(m): 1:51pm On May 09, 2017
PenisCaP:
Pukes.
Na only fvck u sabi? U no get liver sef undecided
Health › Re: Weak Erection: What My Uncle Told Me by luminouz(m): 11:47am On May 09, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
A lot of things causes weak erection in men,things like making luv to a lady during her monthly flow, taking excess sugar laced drinks,taking too much beer,eating food that contains gluten, etc.sugar should be replaced with honey and beer be reduced to d bearest minimum.Instead red wine should be substituted.



Most importantly, there are some drugs with also destroy vital organs in the body while solving other illnesses. unfortunately people don't pay attention to this things.
Making love to women during their menstrual flow ke? How DAT one dey cause weak erectionhuh? shocked
Health › Re: Weak Erection: What My Uncle Told Me by luminouz(m): 11:44am On May 09, 2017
Ginaz:
So you are eating iru to do bad bad things? shocked
But I thought you were a Virgin na embarassed
I won't marry you again......
Lmaooooooo!!!!! grin
Ginaz darrrrliiingggg!!! Am still a virgin na!! I just take iru to keep in shape....for U. wink
Health › Re: Weak Erection: What My Uncle Told Me by luminouz(m): 11:04am On May 09, 2017
Gerrard59:
Did he give you any scientific evidence to support his claim? If yes, can we see it? If no, then your uncle is propagating false information.

We need scientific evidence to prove that consuming Maggi causes weak erection.
I just gave one bro.....seems ur a lover of maggi grin cheesy
Health › Re: Weak Erection: What My Uncle Told Me by luminouz(m): 11:03am On May 09, 2017
It may seem so OP. I learnt ages ago DAT maggi(all varieties including ajinomoto) contains a chemical compound called monosodium glutamate- a chief hormone disruptor in humans....which means it could affect ur mood n cause unnecessary hormonal imbalance affecting d oxytocin n serotonin levels....so how would d diick stay so long in d vjay when d systems m is DAT bleeped up? grin
I don't eat maggi much...prefer iru like die....one thing dou..... Consistent use of maggi is required to fvck up ur system so if u just started taking it like last 2 months..I don't think it is a reason... My two cents
Luminouz out!!!!!
Romance › Re: Photos From Wedding Ceremony Of Man Who Locked Bride In Jail In Pre-wedding Pics by luminouz(m): 12:04am On May 09, 2017
khiaa:
Happy Birthday to you. smiley You are a Taurus like me, my birthday was May 6th.
Awwww...thanks........we do have a lot in common!!! grin wink
Romance › Re: Photos From Wedding Ceremony Of Man Who Locked Bride In Jail In Pre-wedding Pics by luminouz(m): 11:06pm On May 08, 2017
Bumbae1:
His not missing me yet abi
Dat guy just cold hmm
He is missing u naaaaa
He is jes beezee!!! Hustling things ooo
Romance › Re: Photos From Wedding Ceremony Of Man Who Locked Bride In Jail In Pre-wedding Pics by luminouz(m): 10:18pm On May 08, 2017
khiaa:
no
angry
Lmaooooo...bumbae1 is my paddy o......no worries babe!!! kiss
Romance › Re: Photos From Wedding Ceremony Of Man Who Locked Bride In Jail In Pre-wedding Pics by luminouz(m): 10:17pm On May 08, 2017
Bumbae1:
grin havent seen tolotolo in a while
Bet someone caught him and put him in their stew cheesy
Lmaooooo...he is cool o...we still talked this evening!!!
Romance › Re: Photos From Wedding Ceremony Of Man Who Locked Bride In Jail In Pre-wedding Pics by luminouz(m): 10:03pm On May 08, 2017
Bumbae1:
Fly go soon enter ya mouth
So long its bumbae fly *licks lips*
Romance › Re: Photos From Wedding Ceremony Of Man Who Locked Bride In Jail In Pre-wedding Pics by luminouz(m): 9:56pm On May 08, 2017
Bumbae1:
Hubby Take several Notes grin

Cute couple! like her dress
shocked shocked
Romance › Re: Check Out This Drawing Of Jacksparr0w127 Made By Me by luminouz(m): 9:24pm On May 08, 2017
Safiaa:
Awww thats very nice.
First time u actually said something NICE
Celebrities › Re: Banky W And Adesua Etomi Kissing At Their Introduction (Photos) by luminouz(m): 9:14pm On May 08, 2017
curiositymaster:
Na. Free pass d babe dey give u no dull ur self oo
grin
Lmaoooo! Free pass ko....free ticket ni! Abeg let's leave NL gehs alone joor!!!!
Romance › Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by luminouz(m): 9:10pm On May 08, 2017
spaggyy:
Calm ur nerves bro....why are u taking it so hard on urself
Lmaooooo! No mind me bro! I never chop!!!! grin
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic, Boity Thulo & Yvonne Okoro Cover Glam Africa Magazine (photos) by luminouz(m): 8:35pm On May 08, 2017
autotrader014:
Nice

Super clean Direct tokumbor Lexus RX330 for sale. Car is extra clean, no single issue, complete custom duty.

Price: N4. 5m

Call or whatsapp 09056222781
Which one is tokunbo? Is d car not newhuh
Romance › Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by luminouz(m): 8:32pm On May 08, 2017
PapiSmith:
One bìtch actually said she was a virgin.

Almost cried when I later discovered my dick couldn't touch the walls in her pussý grin
Eyah! Pele!!

Romance › Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by luminouz(m): 7:31pm On May 08, 2017
spaggyy:
I will like to meet her of you don't mind pls,
See fvckboi...gigolo morafvcker!!!!
Romance › Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by luminouz(m): 7:22pm On May 08, 2017
Raine80:
Won't happen, I have a very different perspective to how you view life. Yours is governed by checks and balances real and imagined. I don't have that burden.
Seems u came back with 2 sticks of BANG!!!! Ur responses are SAVAGE!!!!!! grin

Celebrities › Re: Banky W And Adesua Etomi Kissing At Their Introduction (Photos) by luminouz(m): 7:14pm On May 08, 2017
curiositymaster:
Luminouz, I can do bestman ooo
Lmaoooooo! No mind d geh joor....na play we dey!!!
Of course u n skylowlow have permanent seats on my bestman council...anytime anyday!!!!! grin cheesy
Romance › Re: When She Is Too Cheap...... Better Beware by luminouz(m): 6:23pm On May 08, 2017
Bumbae1:
It's alright , ma manage eh embarassed
smiley yes not sure few of my mention don't come up .. will ask mods
grin
Romance › Re: When She Is Too Cheap...... Better Beware by luminouz(m): 6:20pm On May 08, 2017
Bumbae1:
Y u dey laugh like dis sad
Who give u laughing gas.. u no even check if person still dey alive
Hmm i hail o .. awon forget person dem camp grin
Have u not been seeing my posts or mentions on urshuh? I commented on several of ur posts last week babe....
Mabinu mai dear!!! kiss
Foreign Affairs › Re: The US Military Has Killed Abdul Haseeb Logari, Leader Of ISIS In Afghanistan by luminouz(m): 6:19pm On May 08, 2017
Atmmachine:

Believe anything the U.S Army tells you at your own risk

What war have they ever won ??

They were butchered in Vietnam and defeated

The Japanese showed them what savageness is by blowing up the Pearl harbor, what did the Americans do ?? Took their scary ass to their savior "the atomic bomb"
and could only destroy Hiroshima with it

They went to Afghanistan and were slaughtered by dudes who still live in caves

The went to Iraq and got defeated

They came to Somalia and got the nastiest disgrace in the history of American

The U.S army is just like the Nigerian Army, the killed Osama bin laden and Shekau without​ showing us the bodies

Now, they're claiming they kill an imaginary isis leader

Mind you, I'm a U.S army veteran from fort *****
Ur a two faced LIAR!!!!
Romance › Re: When She Is Too Cheap...... Better Beware by luminouz(m): 6:13pm On May 08, 2017
Bumbae1:
See them sad
Lmaooo! Wuz up cutiehuh
Romance › Re: Nigerian Bride Refuses To Kiss The Groom On Their Wedding For This Reason (Video by luminouz(m): 5:40pm On May 08, 2017
Halfricanadiian:
She just used him cos the guy kept hoping she wud reconsider him nd he brought this upon himself why not help nd expect nothing in return that's true help
Left for me they were both selfish
U funny oo! Which unmarried man will sponsor a geh through SKUL n expect nothing in return? If its d likes of dangote I get but this guy owns a provision store!!!
I believed it was an arrangement between d guy n d girl's family n she knew about IT....or else y would her UNCLE force her to marry d guy
Celebrities › Re: Ebuka Obi Uchendu & Wife, Cynthia Step Out In Style by luminouz(m): 5:37pm On May 08, 2017
rosalieene:
Na you sabi

I no follow you argue again
tongue
Romance › Re: Nigerian Bride Refuses To Kiss The Groom On Their Wedding For This Reason (Video by luminouz(m): 5:34pm On May 08, 2017
Halfricanadiian:
Lol no vex the girl no like d man nd only her can change her mind towards him
I know she doesn't like him BUT y take his money for 4 good years..u see DAT is what I don't get...u don't like somebody yet u collect from him DAT long.....she should have said NO from d beginning!!!! My take oooo

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