₦airaland Forum

skylowlow:
Abeg no make my wife catch me o..

Lmaooooooo! Copy DAT hommie....copy DAT!!!! Jokes over!!!!!

Bumbae1:
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N u know DAT thing is my weakness....y u dey tempt me like dis bumbum!!!!!

skylowlow:
Na you be her papa wey go gimme ni?

Na fastpoke I be..

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Bumbae1:
Ole

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Bumbae1:
Share wetin una dey here dey play me sitting on win win
Make i go browse online shop .. do retail therapy

Haaaaaaaaaa! Do online window shopping for me too....WHOLESALE!!!!

skylowlow:
I didn't know Bombay is mine o..

I have given u! Jeez u be slowpoke ni!

Bumbae1:
4-0
Yesssssssss


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Look eh.....we go share d money ooooo.....MI ti so fun eh nisin oooooo!!!

skylowlow:
Kikikiki

Ayam not understanding sir..

U don't covet what belongs to ur broda naaaaaaa!!!!
Singing Obe's song.... Ma gbayawo ore e....oju lon fin ti ni....oun tioda oda!!!!!

skylowlow:
Yimu..

U know its true......broda's code for life!!!

skylowlow:
Make seyi law catch you o..

Lolzz..

I dey hia make he come n beat me

smellingmenses:
Say it clearly....are you calling bumbae1 a ....ch....

Am not too good at guessing bro.....

Bumbae1:
Ya whoever he is

Whoeeeeeeeee what? Did u just say u got money riding on Liverpool's match Be like say na u go dey coordinate DAT stuff for me oh from DAT side!!!!

Bumbae1:
He sure would and skin u alive .. u no d guy wicked no b small

Oh yeah he sure is!!!!!!!
N who is in d gym prepping? D black stallion??

Bumbae1:
Yes it will happen , used to think it was like some porn fiction then i realised its actually real
But some guys know how to though .. just not seen one yet

Not one to betray a friend I would have offered but sky would cut off my deek.....

Bumbae1:
Let me run before he gets here ..

Come back HIA!!!!!

creamylicious:
the thing na gold medal y una dey adore this sperm too much huh?

Stop forming joor!!!!

Bumbae1:
Who tell u say na sky dey service me
E no reach nao .. me need stallion

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Curiositymaster ur stallioness is needed hia!
This geh u badt gannnnnnn!!!!

olab059:
WHAT!!? Is is that easy? Hmm! Thanks. I will go out and buy two dozen can malt and peak evaporated milk tomorrow morning. Let's seee how this goes.

It worked wonders for me when I was stressed! I eat beans a lot but stress made me go d malt n milk combo way.....malt has wheat/ barley while milk has lactose with combo giving u what I call a vitamin laden anaesthetic effect.it means u sleep off more n d vitamins do their work.....just make sure u SLEEP ooo( preferably at night or morning if ur not going out) its not that time u think of walking from oshodi to ojuelegba oooo.....

Bumbae1:
E no even sweet seff
Man way go give me orgasm jesus never create am ! till den its friction

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Skylowlow get in hia!
Me looking at u like below

Bumbae1:
This is serious matter ..

Abi o!!!! U got ursef a date girl! Go Bumbum.....

Bumbae1:
Lol not me o
Sex is dry seff .. dont see the hoohaa
Just friction

Wee u kip kwayet? Friction ko.....Frisbee ni

Bumbae1:
After 5th date what next

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olab059:
Yes o! Very sad. I used to be 67kg...and then I got depressed and I just can't seem to get back to my comfortable 67kg.

Eat beans bro,drink malt n milk for two weeks n reweigh again,u should be close to around 70kg...

Luminouz is 85kg n 1.77 meters tall......my BMI is 27......ladies u know what to do *winks*

Ishilove:
61kg? Bros you lanky

D guy is underweight ooo...his BMI is 17.4

creamylicious:
ignoramus me

From ur body stats....ur BMI is 26...healthy!!!

creamylicious:
lol... yuck that thing is irritating

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skylowlow:
Ok

OK what? Alagba fokosobo slay Pappi!!!!

skylowlow:

See ur face

Nikkigel:
whoa definately my type

Issalie joor! I am more ur type babe!!!

BabaRamota1980:
Deception is creativity and there is no grade to it but the effect it has on its targets is astonishing.

A true man who loves himself does not begin with a woman by asking for pussy right away on first contact...unless you chase prostitute.

So a man may get caught in this deception if he is out prowling for ashewo and end up with tranny. But on a regular meet, greet and invite type deal, something will give him away long before you hit the bedroom, in which case there will be no discovery of d1ck in place of pussy.

Any man that is unable to discern true female gender in a meet and greet type encounter is having problem with his masculinity. Trust me!

YIMU!!!!!!

SorftWerk:
Their pussy make sense eeh... Come right for fat dick! Dem full Dubai nah

Tell me more!! *licks lips*