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Romance › Re: . by luminouz(m): 3:33pm On May 12, 2017
SafeDavid:
Go read your history books.
U need to read something else bro! Maybe some star wars novels or shiit!
Romance › Re: F**k Me! by luminouz(m): 1:49am On May 12, 2017
U guys read too many mills n boons romance bullshiit!!!
Romance › Re: Igbo Girlfriends And Wives Are The Most Faithful in Nigeria by luminouz(m): 1:42am On May 12, 2017
bronzegoddess:
truth of the highest order. Yoruba boys always see it as a big deal when they date an igbo girl. This is a fact.
I don't see it as a big deal jeez! Have been dating Igbo gehs since sec.schl! What's d big deal ish about DAThuh?
Romance › Re: Igbo Girlfriends And Wives Are The Most Faithful in Nigeria by luminouz(m): 1:41am On May 12, 2017
Link to d study or survey or u shut d Bleep upppppp!!!!
Romance › Re: Am In Tears: I Caught My Girlfriend Fu*king Another Guy Yesterday by luminouz(m): 1:37am On May 12, 2017
Buhahahaahahaha!!! First lemme just say ur moniker....john..Pele o!
If d story is true then u know what to do!!!!
Romance › Re: I Dumped A Potential Girlfriend Because She Refused To Cook. by luminouz(m): 1:29am On May 12, 2017
amaboss:
Feminism is good, but most ladies use it to their selfish advantage. There's this girl I met at the banking hall, she's cute , ebony skin, nice eyes and shape with sexy lips. We got talking and I realised our conversations always made so much sense.

I didn't ask her out as I only needed a friend so we talked a lot, long phone calls and we go out on dates to fun places. She's a self acllaimed feminist, believes in being strong and self reliant and I was glad I finally met such a person because we only get to see such ladies on nairaland and blogs.

When we go out I pay for every date,I overlooked that one because the money wasn't really a problem. Whenever I tell her I'm visting she asks me for takeout from her favorite fast food, I thought of that one but I was like what are friends for, so I overlooked it.

One day she asked me out for a date,saying I should come she'll handle all the bills I was like that's nice, I just thought to myself hmm so this feminist thing is real. We got there after eating and all she made to pay the pos declined her card, she kept trying but it became embarrassing so I paid to bail her out because some people were already throwing glances at us.

Fast-forward to early this year, she got a new apartment and furnished it ,she invited me to come see it but I was really busy with work so sometimes around February I went there straight from my workplace. It was really nice we caught up on old times and gisted a lot. Then I told her I was hungry she should go to the kitchen and prepare noodles for me ,since I was coming straight from my workplace and quite tired.

She told me she doesn't know how to pet people that she's a strong independent woman that because she's a lady I shouldn't expect her to know how to cook noodles, I thought she was joking but she insisted if I wanted to eat I should go to the kitchen and prepare it myself. I didn't even argue. We chatted and all that and when I left I stopped calling and texting or picking her calls.
My insomnia has started again!!!!!!!Dis feminist thingy is killing many gehs slowly! Fast replay to 3 years ago...I got this cool doctor chick doing internship (dentist)....she seemed cool n all till I visited her...she insisted we go to d kitchen together to cook...after 5mins leaves d kitchen to sleep asking ME to watch over d food..n what she wants to eat is d FINAL(no concern if I like it or not)....always telling me she is a career woman n she can't die because of any man coz men are useless( yes in front of me) n d last straw was telling me DAT she is going to prepare a timetable for everything in d house even SEX( she likes early morning Like once a week)..n urs truly kept quiet just looking at her n her mouth yapping about only her.. Her....n HER.... I walked out DAT day n never looked back.....
She called like a gazillion times n i never picked till she finished her internship n travelled back home.....good luck to her n her fantasies!
Romance › Re: Hand Written Love Letter A Boy Wrote To My Sister by luminouz(m): 12:00am On May 12, 2017
Raine80:
One day that young man you laugh at will be your boss. English is not his first language. Why do we make fun of those who speak English as a second or third language?
Lmaoooo! U should know Nigerians value anything oyinbo more than their own naw...
I never wrote any damn letter to any geh throughout pry,secondary n even university........I had a tongued mouth DAT I used...
Romance › Re: . by luminouz(m): 11:55pm On May 11, 2017
SafeDavid:
There are lots of them on this Forum...Usually have racist tendency towards black Africans . They believe that are Arabs...

Uknown to them is the fact that even Yorubas are Arab Metros who migrated from the middle east.
Yorubas are whaaaaaaaat? Do I look Arabian to u niggarhuh undecided
Celebrities › Re: Coco Ice: I Left My Ex Because He Beat Me - She Says After Mercy Aigbe Interview by luminouz(m): 11:38pm On May 11, 2017
beautiful232:
I'm still very happy that I left my first guy
cause that's how he beats me kilode,beat me with no mercy
after he will come begging.

chaiii

and most men that beat their girlfriend/wife
are always cute
but they have anger issues alot
No wonder ur leg is crooked @dp.. U don chop better beating..pele grin
Celebrities › Re: Coco Ice: I Left My Ex Because He Beat Me - She Says After Mercy Aigbe Interview by luminouz(m): 11:32pm On May 11, 2017
shizzy7:
Girls actually have wahala..... And sometimes it's complicating to deal with them, beating is never an option abeggg....

Apparently, your silence hurts some women more, when they keep nagging and you dont say anything or just walk out, it's punishment to some ooo.
Its d best punishment ever! Am using it on an olosho babe who is tryna get fresh with me for d past 2 months.....I almost felt sorry for her anytime she sees me n I behave as if she be ghost!
Celebrities › Re: Coco Ice: I Left My Ex Because He Beat Me - She Says After Mercy Aigbe Interview by luminouz(m): 11:28pm On May 11, 2017
Tynasparks:
Any guy that beats a lady is a coward. If you feel like punching someone look for Anthony Joshua .

Modified: For all those quoting me, i am not saying it is right for the lady to talk recklessly. I am only saying it is best the guy gives her a silent treatment more like ignoring her and walking away for sometime to get fresh air, because 2 wrongs can never make a right.
Y not tell her to shut d fvck up too sometimes so peace can reign...if d husband walks out every time n one day becomes swallowed by all these lala's pythons nko? Abi u no dey see how big those snakes are?
Politics › Re: CBN Bullion Van Rams Into Ogun Governor’s Convoy by luminouz(m): 9:12pm On May 11, 2017
kudsweet:
Hmm sometimes I read news and laugh.

Amosun is not a good leader and I must tell the truth, he has ego problem.

What really happened was that CBN bullion van wanted to overtake him on the express opposite Prayer city, he instructed his team not to allow then he came down, he started ranting which he eventually instructed his mobile police men to fire shots at the tires of CBN bullion van.

Mind you, this is not his first time.


A sane person will know this is a CBN bullion van convoy, as a reasonable man he's suppose to keep moving or allow them pass but not to be little himself as a governor to order his team to shoot at the tires.

Meanwhile, it's just the office he holds that made such to happen cos CBN also have over 20 mobile police men with them.

Amosun, your will full one day.
N where did u hear all these fromhuh??
Romance › Re: Couple Who Met In A Bus To Lagos 6 Years Ago Set To Wed (Photos) by luminouz(m): 8:33pm On May 11, 2017
"Yawns* I guess d ladies will go hyperemotional again on this one!
Luminouz OUT!!!!
Family › Re: How My Pastor Ruined My Marriage - Civil Servant by luminouz(m): 7:52pm On May 11, 2017
nkemdi89:
Both but that wasn't the issue, not just into that vision thing from pastors.
Lmaoooo! I get u! *winks*
Crime › Re: Witness Slumps And Dies In Lagos Court by luminouz(m): 7:46pm On May 11, 2017
bumi10:
hmmmmm


Yoruba ati juju na 5 and 6

in fact, when i wanted to stay in Ibadan, one woman advised me to be careful -

say juju to make person run mad or kill person no reach N500 for Ibadan....lol

i fear ooo
Gnenusohun u n ur lies! I have been staying there for like 7 years now n I haven't seen anything worse than what happens in other states... undecided
Celebrities › Re: Debie-Rise Likes "Efe Dead Music Career" Instagram Comment & Efe Fans Blast Her by luminouz(m): 7:35pm On May 11, 2017
dacblogger:
Efe deserves it for that rude comment he made...someone we are trying to help.
I regret wasting my 90# voting for him. angry
Sometimes ur nice n at other times u remind me of Gaggool! Do u have multiple personality disorderhuh
Romance › Re: My Cousin Is Tempting Me , What Do I Do ? by luminouz(m): 5:28pm On May 11, 2017
whirlwind7:
rescueteam...do you know what the definition of "a worthless piece of crap" is?

Well, go stand in front of a mirror and take a look. That's right. What you see while looking at your image is an apt definition.
I thought anyone who is married and has raised two kids would at least have a level of maturity, but thank you for making me have a rethink.

First all, she's related to you, and she sleeps alone in a separate room. You had to sneak in there and take pictures to post online, and ask for help. Yeah, you need help all right-a psychiatric evaluation.

There is nothing wrong with sleeping nude. Even much healthier for women to sleep without undies. I guess your phantom wife never realized or even shared this all too common knowledge with you.

Please, get a life, and stop being an asswipe. She isn't tempting you. Your horribly dirty mind is concocting it's own excuse for an 1ncest. What a pervert.
You make me sick.

***Modified.
After this pervert tried to justify his actions, he came back to this thread and removed the pictures he uploaded. They were pics of his cousin sleeping naked in bed.
tell me what matured, self respecting human specimen would sneak into a room occupied by his cousin while sleeping at night, and take pictures of her to post online, just to prove that he was being tempted! For goodness sake, you invaded her privacy. Asswipe!
Would you consider sex with your younger sister if you meet her sleeping naked in her room? Would you even consider taking pictures of her? If your answer is no, what makes that action justified with your uncle's daughter?

You better delete those pictures from your phone too. Nobody will accept your sorry explanation that it was evidence to prove you were being tempted by her.
Just tell me u Downloaded the pics.... Wanna see them
Family › Re: Zimbabwean Catholic Sister Has Sex With Married Man by luminouz(m): 5:20pm On May 11, 2017
ijustdey:
His 'drill bits' have changed the destiny of this woman.......
U mean she has been corrupted with 'drilling mud'huh
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Lost A Woman Cause Youre Broke?? by luminouz(m): 5:16pm On May 11, 2017
Ginaz:
Oh fucking shut the fucck up, I'm tired of hearing Nigerian ladies are all after money. Can you shut the fucck up?
I know ur one of d few ones who don't! We just need to show all romancelanders!!!!
BTW...... I am beginning to suspect u have a vitriolic temper!
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy "If You Are Having Sex And You Are Tired, Stand Up Dont Kill Yourself" by luminouz(m): 5:13pm On May 11, 2017
Ginaz:
Why will he get up? But to suck and press breast their waist dey strong for ground. Rubbish. undecided
.......

Romance › Re: 58-year-old Sugar Mummy Claim “she Has Slept With 250 Young Men & Counting(photo by luminouz(m): 5:09pm On May 11, 2017
Yeah right.....

Family › Re: How My Pastor Ruined My Marriage - Civil Servant by luminouz(m): 4:55pm On May 11, 2017
safarigirl:
not everyone who has a disdain for (Nigerian) men was "used, cruised and abused", on the contrary, the used and abused girls are the ones still desperately latching on to the scum of the earth for a sense of normalcy, case in point, Mercy Aigbe.

It is unfounded and insulting comments like yours and the many others that litter Nairaland and other social media that in fact, spurs the disdain
......

Family › Re: How My Pastor Ruined My Marriage - Civil Servant by luminouz(m): 4:53pm On May 11, 2017
nkemdi89:
Just like my pastor told me that God revealed to him that his brother in law was my husband, he arranged a date and I politely refused, after all God doesn't pick any partner again after eve committed and Adam blamed God that he was the one that chooses her for him.
U funny die! Y did u refuse dou? D guy is ugly or unemployed??
Family › Re: How My Pastor Ruined My Marriage - Civil Servant by luminouz(m): 4:50pm On May 11, 2017
pocohantas:
The pastor didn't ruin her, she ruined herself. He was only a good salesman...lots of pastors have that gift.

How can a grown up woman be this foolish, all because of Mrs title.

The way the value of Nigerian men is falling, person fit marry 12 at the same time to have a perfect husband grin.
N d value of Nigerian women are deeply buried in Mariana trench......person fit marry 1 million at d same time....
Christianity Etc › Re: Lanre Samson Celebrates Her Birthday, Steps Out With Bishop Tom Samson by luminouz(m): 4:41pm On May 11, 2017
newbornmacho:
God punish all founders of Christian denominations. They are thieves and robbers, God never sent them on this mission of deception. They were sent there by their belly, who is also their God. Christian denominationalism has done damage, too much damage, but their cup is full, and their time has come to be judged.
N whaaaaaaaaaaathuh?? Continue naaaa...n tell us d time of judgement!!!
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Lost A Woman Cause Youre Broke?? by luminouz(m): 1:09pm On May 11, 2017
BOWOTO:
Money is 100% bro, I lost all my ego when I was going through this, especially with a foreign woman.
If I remember right all my previous relationships occurred when I was dead broke. N these gehs are beautiful DAT my friends would be asking how u take date them without money......d secret? Being ME..which means being fvcking confident......my exgfs would say my confidence overshadows my broke pockets n none ever left me coz of money......
Money is not n cannot be 100%....where is ur innate pride as a man....ur machismo! Only pussy ass niggas depend on money before they can woo women n of coz those women will leave when ur ass is broke!!!!!
Romance › Re: Is He Being Harsh On Her? by luminouz(m): 12:54pm On May 11, 2017
Thank Jeez am unattached!!!! See all DEZ DRAMA!!!!!

Car Talk › Re: Tesla Will Reveal Its Electric Container Truck In September (teaser Photo) by luminouz(m): 11:04am On May 11, 2017
kateskitty:
The foreign countries are advancing at a pace that's never been experienced before. They have achieved this through the diverse nature of it's citizens.
Elon Musk who is an immigrant to America is now living the American dream without fear.
But in Nigeria, just because the Igbos are helping to develop other parts of the country, yet they are still threatened of being thrown into the lagoon.
I weep for Nigeria cry
Where are they developing exactlyhuh
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Runtown Will Be At Slot, Ikeja City Mall This Friday by luminouz(m): 10:16pm On May 10, 2017
RealHaute:
She is a guy. Don't tell them you heard it from me.
OK bro! Enjoy d package!! tongue grin
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Runtown Will Be At Slot, Ikeja City Mall This Friday by luminouz(m): 7:14pm On May 10, 2017
RealHaute:
Folakemigeh ...let's play truth or dare. I dare you to dress like a mad woman, go to Slot at Ikeja mall on Friday, and start singing and dancing to mad over you soon as Runtown arrives. Make sure you hug him too. If you do this, I will grant you hitherto withheld permission to reply my mentions. Bon Chance!
N who d fvck is folakemigehhuh? undecided

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