₦airaland Forum

veekid:
Maybe you need to change your region and come to mine

N where is dat!? Hell?

dealslip:
I remember when Halima was born. They had this girl when IBB was on the throne. Infact that year, she was the 1st baby of the year. I was in Primary 6 or so then. How time flies.

I guess ur now a mummy shey??

Viking007:
https://www.nairaland.com/3795001/husband-wont-talk-me

The op ignored all the good inputs she got here.

Yeah n she did d FAM.plan tjingy anyway n d husby is fvcking angry!!! My take? Their biznez!!! She seems to love her job dou!

Grace87:
I can advice you to give him time, let him calm down...Then prepare him a very nice meal, pamper him, give him some good loving...then talk to him give your reasons but consider his feelings as well.

It will work itself out...

Mama good loving!!!!!!

xynerise:
Stop replying him. Some people are lunatic in this section

Please stop this!!!!

[quote author=RaggedyAnn post=56471551][/quote]Ewwwwww...easy with the teeth! Am just saying ur comments are funny....
Luminouz out!!

Ginaz:
Have I not warned you not to be taking IGbo at night? You see the repercussion?

Lmaooooooo! Ginaz!!!! Na ur virgin iru consuming guy naw......
U n DAT italianwine geh dey argue on religion issues?

Fourwinds:
I would like to hear u preach......I so much like awake magazine.. very educating

Y her naw? Try me! My grandma used to attend d church!!! I sabi preach die!!

Ginaz:
That was the reason I didn't get baptized, when I was 17 the pressure was hot like a stove, my friends were all baptized. Once you are baptized in Jw, you are strapped brother. You have to take whatever they tell you but you can't ask any question in return.

I'm in my mid twenties now, I do things my way so far it is morally right. Don't kill yourself in the organization if you have a doubt about finding the truth. The truth was meant to be found not given. Be a man and man up to what you believe is right.

I don't go out to field service, they can't kill me can they?

Mid twenties?
*puts a call through to China Qingdao district* Chai chin ma qin la sa Wong? ( is my container not yet approved)
* puts a call through to his hommies* Get ur tailors ready boiz we are going to d East/SS to take our WIFE!!!!!
* puts a call through to mummy* Get ready mamushka..will soon bring her o..U will be happy mama she is even a JW! Ain't DAT cool

adeoladeola:
Wow....This your wife is a cornucopia of beauty, I love her until you finally tie the knot with her.

Congratulations!!!

U guys will not kuku kill purzin....ewo run ni cornucopia nitori olorun

RaggedyAnn:
I am fiercely against people (especially women) marrying without their parent's blessing, but in this case I think your mother is being highly unreasonable. Talk to her some more. The limp occurred in an accident so it's not genetic; and what if you marry a perfectly-walking man today and he lands in a wheelchair the next day? Tell her the qualities he's got that are important to you so that she knows you know what you're doing. And ask why the limp matters to her so much. I'm sure she'll discover for herself (if put on the spot) that she's allowing her friends' pettiness becloud her judgement. Not all friends want what's best for her.

Congrats on your impending marriage, dear. Wish you the best.

Its raggedyann againnnnnnn!

okoliexpress:
@ op your use of limbs got me real good but on a serious note, its not a wise thing to fight your family on issues like this, they know better and they have experience, love may be shacking you now but when the real marriage reality will hit you, you will certainly not like it. i recently learnt that you should marry with your head and not with your heart ofcourse this is my opinion and that's what everyone can give you (opinions) but ultimately the choice is yours to make, you alone know what you can tolerate and accommodate but pls use your head.

U again? What's wrong with a guy with a slight limp who loves her? Is he inhuman? D Mum is just being unnecessarily edgy putting her daughter's happiness at risk n she is 30years old! Is it till she starts going to Shiloh @42 to beg God till d mama understands?
BTW....nobody marries with their heads..only their hearts.

I never remembered being slapped or even beaten by my dad.am his favourite! But my MUM? I chop better slapping o

TUNSBOYLE:
It all started march. when i found my self in any relationship with a girl. i am a young boy in my late twenties.
i have had 5 diff girls before now. 4 igbos and the recent one yoruba. am a yoruba boy but i like goin for the other tribe
There is one girl i always admire on my way to work every morning. a cross river girl. i woo her and we became friends we used to talk on phone, until on Saturday night we are talking on phone suddenly she cut the call and i call back she never pick i move on.
The upper week i sow another girl at federal palace event centre due to my work, (i work under an even company, and she a catering staff) i walk up to her (she's from Edo) we exchAnge number. i call her mercy Johnson look alike, after we chatted well call and play on phone, she even told me to comd visits her at her place (sand fill) i promised to come twice which i fail,
after that she never reply my text on whatapp even calls no pick, i move on
There is one lady not too close to my work, walk to her she welcome me with laugh, and then i ask her can we be friends. she accept, what abt exchanging contact,
she told me she's married i was shock.

until this week when konji no let me be, with anger i chatted up my ex which we broke uplast year September she responded to my lines, then i talk to her on phone we plan of seeing tonight until i call her of where i am she shld come meet me she cut the call and then never pick, till nw

i am even planning to woo another girl who always eye me with seduction at the other street now, but am thinking this can also happen
pls is any thing wrong wif me.

sorry for my blunders!!!

2 things!
Ur English!
No money!

junnaiskye:
nah!! u should say it here

I already did babe!

junnaiskye:
sure!!

PM me!

skylowlow:
Haaaa!

So you could see into the future without using your hunting light..

Wonderful my brother

U don spoil dis guy!!!

junnaiskye:
what kinda language is that.

Lmaooo! Babe DAT is Chinese? Wanna know what it says?

junnaiskye:
These gals are obviously porn stars.....don't generalize....some of us still got dignity

Wow what a discovery!
Chi chum qua chai la chin!
Ma pi qing Wong tai la!

skylowlow:
Thick ibadan mountain. . How the forest be sef?

What forest? D mountain is barren of vegetation ooo

Rolex67:
Yes I can boldly say that. And guess what I live in owerri.

Really?

skylowlow:
Monk ko... Monkey ni..

Haba! U know I just came back from d mountain!!!

lefulefu:
monk ke ? bros na now i even fear u .u be like those ones for dat season film the Borgias or na shaolin monk u be?

Hmmmm......

lefulefu:
haha u na sharp sharp man .no kissing and carresing bullshit.just order her to lie down for bed, spread leg and u go to town.oga at d top

Lmaoooooo! Nah bro! Am a monk! Just tell her to kneel down,pray with her then give her tfare to go home.Jesus loves U bro!

VivianUdeogu:
Tonye, I concur with your write up. As much as you have condemned the irate Ijaw Youths, I expect you to also condemn Tochukwu and his fellow Igbo ritualist.

As an Ada Igbo myself, I am really troubled with the way Igbo youth are getting involved in Ogwu Ego. This has nothing to do with tribalism. We Igbos should tell ourselves the bitter truth.

Chai !! Nsogbu Dikwa !!

Please what is Ogwu? I know Ego is money in Igbo!

okoliexpress:
just checked you out, you are obviously a child, i wont dignify you by giving you any further mention....

Please don't! I have enough mentions from oldies like U to last me a lifetime!!!

okoliexpress:
bless your heart dear, i just asked a question, i recently got in so its sort of exciting and i do a full time administrative job, ive just been looking for a way to get in and its become my best office pass time and im married its just the fun of a new experience and it wont hurt to read to understand than read to comment, if you've been doing so you will understand my comment no need for apologizes... bless you

Lmaooooo! Apologies ko....Apocalypse ni!

okoliexpress:
its just a shame that this pretty girl lost her life...just sad


on another note, registered on nairaland, three weeks ago and i have hit FTC a record 7 times, this inclusive...once read a comment about a guy who got it for the first time after 3years.......

feels cool, but does it come with a price, gift or just the gratification?

To me u have nothing to do n maybe ur folks are still feeding u.....how can u be online every time? Don't u have anything doing? N FTC is what now? An achievement? *rolling eyes*

maiahsaiah:
R.Kelly can never lose his steam. You need to watch YouTube videos. Lose his steam? You must be kidding me

Can u gimme a link to some dear?

NwamaziNwaAro:

No biggie.

R.Kelly has lost his steam, I won't call him a has-been or failed artiste but he is just like any regular artiste out there now

Trust people from the West to blow this out of proportion.

U are always pained about everything good! I am kinda wondering if DAT is ur person or U bought it!!
Ur hatred for d west is now boring bro! Try a new hobby like fvck giving!!!

BoldTint:
And you don't?

Nah! Ain't all for romance n DAT soft lovey dovey bullshiit!