₦airaland Forum

rosieluv:
awwn I need my own banky, lovely couple. God bless your union

Are u serious? PM me NOW!!!

PapiSmith:
I have been sending you DM since last year but you were forming because one guy promised you marriage.

Now you are looking for man

Haaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Bro u try ooo! I support ur claim!!!
Ada9103 come n see ur future banky W right here....what's with all d forming naaaaaa! This guy is fvcking serious about u!!!!

Safiaa:
Ummm. This is just ridiculous.

I know u will say dat!

Marinee:
My future husby wee do it tire,make him know now

*licking lips* oh I see!

Safiaa:
And so? Is he not a human being, abi na alien.

Somebody called alien? Here I am baby

sleepyeyez:
I don dey suspect all dem suya wey aboki dey sell me sef. U sure say person no go boycott am for now

Lmaooooo....u no well! Am not a fan of suya dou

GeneralOjukwu:
Been meaning to ask....

Why does my GF fart any time i do this?

Is not fart per say....its called vaginal flatulence where d vjay expels hair trapped inside especially after a good doggy session! All my exs are guilty of this..... N u know what we end up laughing after hearing DAT sound!!!
Occasionally dou....I have met some girls DAT fart through d anus when ur fvckin 'em!!!! I guess its due to poor colon control or ur tickling something!!!

lovelygurl:
Daaamn Obama was really good looking

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paschal47:
Who saw that ass





Dayuuuummm beauty and brain

I fvcking did see DAT ASS!!!!

Lisaflex:
D apparition( or whteva it is) doesn't need 2 lift a finger...I will jes respect myslf n die.

Now dats hilarious

ZarZar:
Hmmm...TBH...I don't blame the father. I don't like American blacks either. The behavior I've noticed in most of them is, they're uncouth, too sexual & ghetto/classless. I've had a few hit on me on Facebook & other forums I wouldn't date one & I understand anyone who wouldn't want to either.

Oh ZarZar here u go again making me go all HaHaHa!!!!!

winkmart:
What Fadekemi did to me last December will never make me move close to any Cele girl again in my life

Please tell me more!!!!

BigSarah:
dummy

Is ur baptismal name!!! Congrats!!!

BigSarah:
So there's this new guy I'm dating I left my boyfriend for him since I thought he was cooler and way successful than my ex... But during the second to third month of our relationship he was all about us getting physical ,but I kept on posting him, ever since then he doesn't even try to touch me or talk to me unless I speak first(our houses are really close), I don't get it why is he acting that way?

Does he have someone else?

PS: He's almost 18 (200lvl Unilag )
I'm 16(just got out of high school )

Hope ur big like ur moniker says

SINZ:
I dey, baba.

You mentioned me, was just pointing it out.

I know bro.....

[quote author=SINZ post=56241733][/quote]SINZ wudup

daylyt:
Nothing..

Dem dey vacation..

Aiiit......greet them for me!!!!

daylyt:
Na inside this body I dey now..

Wetin do ur oda bodies again

daylyt:


Ehnnn emi na ni..

Lmaoooooo! U welcome to daylight bro

daylyt:
Leave her NOW! 
Not only will you have to go without sex but you'll also be stuck with a religious nut for the rest of your life. And they only get more delusional as they get older. 
My guess, your relationship won't last that long.

Lobatan ...



Luminouz aka kunlery

Is this who I think he is

illuminated93:
Overtime,i've Learnt to trust my instincts,and recently,it has been telling me that my relationship is about to hit a bumpy road. There has been this unusual disconnect in my relationship with my half,i thought about an effective communication with her so she could possibly let me in on stuffs going on in her mind.

I felt 2 major things could be the cause of this disconnect:

1) maybe she has found a better happiness somewhere,and if that's the case I need not distract her from her new found feeling,i just need to find happiness myself.

2) Maybe she's dealing with stuffs that are just too complicated for her to air out.

It turned out number 2 was the reason for her bumpy behaviour. She said ever since she met me,I made her stray away from God,she has no relationship with God whatsoever. She also said,she want things to be like they were before sex came up. Finally,she says she doesn't want sex anymore.

So she says no sex,and I wonder how things got to this point. I used to think we were the best things that happened to ourselves ,but it turned out a strange feeling was hidden in the matrix of our relationship. I'd like to hear from folks who have been though this phase,how did you deal with the situation?

Btw, I understand that no one is indispensable, not me either.
Cc:
Freespirited
Paulkillerman
Nina4u
Luminouz
Stallione

Here is luminous to help a brother out!!!!
I have been through a similar case....she said I was taking her away from God n she wanted a time out(which was after a night I purposely refused to Bleep her coz I got exams am preparing for) I told her we should talk about it as a couple,DAT it ain't cool for her to just decide to go AWOL for 3 months coz of her sudden urge to repent of her sinz(she didnt suggest i take time off o coz i SINNED too) i knew she was up to something but becoz am a free minded guy....I let her have her time off(no calls no text)! Fast forward 2months later...I went to her neighborhood to get something from a mall n on a hunch just decided to check her..it was d best decision I ever made bro! I just barged into her room n u should have seen d look on my ex face when she saw me looking aghast as she was diiiking herself with a candle(the big size)... I recovered sharperly n just asked her if DAT candle has been baptized for HOLEY penetration n I walked out! Her hypocrisy disgusted me n I sharpely called two gehs wey don dey eye me since n forgot about her! She came d following week to tell bla bla bla ..I always evoke d spirit of lust in her...she feels like having sex anytime she is with me n God had finally told her break up with me n SHIIIT! She couldnt even look at me when talking! She wanted to punish me for 3 months without sex especting me to run over begging her n all dat but when she couldnt take it anymore she self serviced...I just called my new gf to come over n told her lying hypocritical ass to get outta my room.

My advice is simple..if ur sure she is sincere about how she feels n not a pretender....help her dedicate more time to her spiritual life at d expense of sex( if u can do without it oooo) but most times gehs like DAT think ur d reason they sinned(as if no be d 2 of una fvck) n will wanna break off with u to concentrate fully on God! If u love her let her have her space but have another geh ready to take over if she fvcks up o.....

ogobaby23:
Banky big head sha

Ur small breasts sha!!!

missnawty:
This geh too fine.. She resemble me

C d way banky is looking at her in d last 2pix... Like 'let this pple leave And lemme 'borack' you. Kaii she looks fragile tho .. Banky sofri oo

She looks like u?? Lmaoooo!!!! U know d drill......pm ur pix or ahdonfvckingbelivit!!!!

Op no just worry...come stay overnight in my crib n u will be cured!!! By d time I use 'atagigun' on DAT ur yansh...d fart will go FAR away from u

TUNSBOYLE:
All those big once, watin be ur benefit if you handle am for bed





for me... E dey lost for bed

Just tell us say u no man enough handle big tinz.....we wey handle am know say e sweet oooo.....leave am for us n go with team slim gehs!!!

dingbang:
my brother.. Abeg I dey kneel down dey beg you... Please tell me the skills I should learn immediately for the job roles in ur office.. I have the cash at hand to learn dem

Thank God u have d cash at hand.just pay for 2(U n ME) n let's begin......

SorftWerk:
lol...i want her bro... It's either we put leg for one trouser or u allow me take her home... Raine80 pls choose oo

I go make ur moniker HARDwerk naw naw if u no desist o...u even dey call her? She don choose me naaaa

SorftWerk:
lol bro.. You must share this one oo...

Shuuuuuuu!!!!! Carry ur fineboy go disturb anoda geh ooo...leave this one for me!!!

SorftWerk:
can we marry her together? She'll bear kids for u the first year and bear mine the next year... Sounds fair enough isn't it?

Lmaooooo! Sowie bro...I DONT SHARE!!!!! Try ermmmm.....other gehs??

ikp120:
OP na wa for you. You don't know how to mind your business by ignoring them? Of you just want to impress us by telling us how girls are mad over you?

And you even have a girlfriend for that matter. Jeez! I pity that girl that decided to date a guy who can't handle something as simple and basic as this.

Women never stalk u before abi? They can make ur life hell! I should know!!!

SorftWerk:
always stating things exactly like they are... I like you for this.

Now u know why I do too!!!!