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Funny threads this morning

MrBrownJay1:
Yeah a man who is very effeminate will be difficult to figure out, especially after all the possible surgery, and even though many take female hormone to have a softer voice you can still see their MAN's hand or feet, lol.

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MrBrownJay1:
Lady boys/ trannies have breast with dikc (pre op), when they have the dikc removed (post op) they are full on women, with coochie and tittays.

Wow!!!! So I guess its only vocal chord differentiation that may serve as an early indicator if I wanna know them?

Modified!!!!! Just saw 2buffagain answer to this! These surgeons are amazing!!!

MrBrownJay1:
This guy was born a wiman in a man's body, and his parents knew it from his early age so they paid for the op as soon as he turned 18.
Actually, they don't cut the dick off. They remove the inside of the dick, keep the sensitive skin intact, make a hole inside and reverse the skin inside that hole..... Just like a coochie, then they use fat and skin grafts to makr coochie lips...So when men fukc that hole, it's like a friction to the skin, so he/she get pleasure, just like he was masturbating or fukcing. The only thing is that he/she must lubricate that hole before sex....
MAGICIANS, I said!

WOW!!!!!!!
I love science techs whether good or bad! Thanks for giving me a heads up on this! Now DAT info is stored in my brain!
But I have seen some with diicks? Are they different from ladyboys or are they trannies too?

Last part of ur comment got me laughing!!! I like girls with husky voices but not DEEP baritones like mine!!!!
This is all so weird!!!!

Yewandequeen:
Am going now

.....don't be late 2mao n pray for us

2buffagain:
Yeah a lot of people these days car little about making biological babies. If e too pain then one day, they will simply adobt. The anthesis of this is Naija where a couple who can't have children biologically put undue stress on themselves and their marriages

I get u bro! There is gonna be a lotta sexual confusion in coming years...lots of hybrid people everywhere.I guess DAT is one of d side effects of advanced technology

Yewandequeen:
.he might have his sperms kept away in the sperm bank before the surgery.

OK.......thought u said ur going to sleep eh?
D topic drew u back?

MrBrownJay1:
There are tons here, and some are VERY beautiful (no homo).... Any straight man who says he can spot them 100% is a fool.

True story: When I lived in Copenhagen, my gf had her best friend that was post op, and she was bragging that she/he is so well transformed that men slept with him/her and didn't know it was a man. She had a usd25K plastic surgery done to remove the anaconda and make a hole. So I said that it was BS, only for him/her to lift the dress, lay on the bed and spread her legs, and said "look at this pu$$i".... And, (take it from a man who has seen his fair share of totos) it looked just like a woman's coochie. These surgeons are magicians!!!

God!!!! U mean he removed his natural diick to make some artificial poosay? But she won't be able to give birth or get preggy again so wtf is d morale bro? I mean I don't get y they do it....if na to just upgrade his features through plastic surgery I get but to completely change who u are for sex sake is BS...only criminals or people who loved to disappear forever can do that n I will understand.....
Ur well travelled bro! Thanks for d info!

IamKashyBaby:
they are men with sexy boobiez yet they have a diick..

Oh lawd! * retches again n grabs a towel*

Two scenarios.......she likely used u to satisfy her sexual hunger when her main wasn't around OR she liked u n wanted u(since camp).some gehs are bold n brazen like DAT

IamKashyBaby:
yes but i am not surprised..here in Asia we dont call them Tranny...they are LADYBOYS they are beautiful outside..physically sculptured like a real woman..

Lawd! *retches horribly*
Ladyboys? Wtfkinda name is DAT?

Yewandequeen:
I dont know what you talking abt.

Comman beat me am in my room.

Hmmmmm......so u stay in my city too? Interesting!!!!

OP continue with ur picz am learning tons of stuff here...
What's with safedavid n afrosamurai na? Una dey derail d thread joor!!!
Mrbrownjay1.. Are there trannies too in Brazil

Is she freaking real? Lawd!

merxi55:
I don't need to exert strength.. .i only need to command it...and it's settled.

Haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Merbearie:
I met this fantastic guy over a year ago, but i was in a long-term serious relationship so i turned him down. We lost touch until a few weeks ago when a friend of mine mentioned that a friend of hers was looking for husband. I always thought he would make a great husband so i recommended him. I Sent pictures and his social media handle for her to check him out. She found him suitable and didnt mind that he has a young child. They asked me to contact him and determine his interest level in and if he already has someone.

I asked him to call me and when he did, our conversation was like we had not slipped a day at all. It flowed effortlessly and he expressed his desire for me to give him a chance since i am now single. I told him the reason i contacted him and he said he is only interested in me. I thorougly enjoyed our conversation and want to take it further with him. But how do i break it to my friend now that it wont happen with her friend and him? I feel a sting of guilt. I initally made the recommendation with a very clear conscience because i am still nursing my breakup and didnt see myself in another relationship now.

BAD Advice!!!! Have u not heard d saying ' All is fair in LOVE n WAR'?

[quote author=Mkbryants post=56485708][/quote]Lmaoooooo! Make it cold origin n I will drink!!

frenzyduchess:
I see guys who use the word love carelessly as emotionally unstable, since you have nothing useful to say ,bye

Why are women so insultive like this

maasoap:
I think you had different understanding of her comment. Rod like didn't insinuate big or small but referring to the lack of how to use it.

Now u get sense bro! I knew this could also be a reason different from mine but she didn't clarify just resorted to insults n I ditched it BACK!!

okoliexpress:
I am sorry to post it but that guy keeps getting on my nerves.

Now there it is! U finally admit what I want u to say......DAT ur not so cool,aloof n perfectly unruffled as u put out n not matured too....u could have ignored me but no u had to talk to prove ur superiority n I baited u with DAT weakness n u fell APART!

Now BYE

Luminouz OUT!!!!

okoliexpress:
no childishness oozes from what you type and how you think regardless of how old you are, everything about you reeks of childishness and it bothers me that at your current age you have refused to grow up but I can bet you that reality will soon hit you and it certainly won't be long...

Here we go again!!!! Mama okoli on a prophecy spree! Y are u bothering to reply d posts if am childish..for all ur pose on maturity..u know nothing Lady Snow!!!

KingsJohnson:
Lol

For me, i want the the person that wants to buy the goat, the goat itself and the rope, even the market where the goat will be sold if possible

Lmaooooo!

WiseBukoye:
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Good afternoon. Yes. I am aware of that. In fact, that was the reason I stated in my initial post that we might need to meet personally so you can check it out, pay me and change all the information you need to. Thank you. I will be selling the goat with the rope.

I want both d goat,rope n U!!!!!

okoliexpress:
bros you are obviously a child and you are certainly not married, d day you afford the money to, pls come back and talk to me.

To u Ma marriage is an achievement but not to ME!
Where did u get this child ish stuff from? My dp? Lmaoooooooooo!!!!!! Ur opinion dou!

ZarZar:
Oh well. Whatever. Her life. I simply wanted her to exercise good judgment because from all angles, this situation doesn't look good & will end with her being the biggest loser. Shrugs. Lol, I don't do matchmaking. Don't wanna be blamed when things don't work out. Find your own

Lmaooooo! I got u there!!!!

ZarZar:


That's my other account lol. This one was on lockdown by the spambot. Nothing I told her was a lie though. She's just refusing to see reality, hence my being a little tough on her. Because if he dupes her, she'll be running to the authorities, forgetting that she got herself into the mess.

God! Am freaking good! I knew she sounded like U n u know how I do respond to u with either blabla or harhar or something!
Back to d issue....she loves DAT guy....love is a tricky thing u know n can make u do some seemingly stupid things.....give her a break...sooner or later d guy's true colour will come out....
BTW u need to introduce me to some of your beautiful cousins other dia.....south African gehs are LIT!!!

frenzyduchess:
you sound like one of those codeine addicts ,bye

Come back HERE!!!!
*opens d 10th bottle of codeine*

frenzyduchess:
only feeble minds believe sex is enough to keep a relationship, and I can't remember anywhere I mentioned size,i think you have comprehension problems

No silly u have narration issues!!! U said other men with 'rod like' diicks.....what are u referring to of not d assertion DAT ur supposedly great ex had a big one.....
Abi ode ni baby yi ni?

JanuaryTempest:
But why?

OK, let me be direct with you because I think you're either desperate, gullible or brainwashed. I'm a South African woman just like you & TBH, I think people like you should have their ID books revoked. You're a threat to the security of the country. How could you wanna assist someone into breaking the laws of your country? I was reading another post of yours where you called SA men lazy. It sounded just like a sellout statement from someone looking for...what's the word? Acceptance? I can't think of a better word right now. But anyway, reading that kinda made me feel sorry for you because I imagined the conversations you must be having with this guy, putting down your own people for a man. If you could do it here, I'm sure you also do it with him. That to me is a weakness of the highest order. Sort of like you lost your identity & morphed into his in order to gain acceptance in his eyes. No man respects a woman with no identity, pride or dignity. Identity is not only about who you are but also where you come from. I'd fight & defend SA until I'm black & blue. No amount of tender feelings for another will ever make me betray her the way some of you do all in the name of "helping out". Help out for what? How are they your responsibility? Girl, you need to wake up & salvage whatever you've lost trying to fit in or be loved. Because it seems like you've lost yourself in the process of loving him & he is going to take advantage of that if you let him. I repeat, both of them are not your responsibility! SA have enough issues dealing with fake marriages as it is, don't add to that out of your selfish desires. Because I do not believe for one second that you'd be marrying him to help out as you claim, you'd be doing it out of your own self interested, foolish ways, thinking it'll gain you love or whatever it is that you're after with this man.

What a hoobla,doodla n woodla!!!!! Tempest indeed u are!!!!

frenzyduchess:
after dating 3 guys ,I used to think I had medical issues which made me not to climax,until I me my Last ex who made me get to cloud nine almost every time we had sex, that you can't make a woman climax doesn't make her a log of wood ,it just means your penis is nothing more than a rod

So u think its d penis size n not d skills??
N if he is so awesome...why d fvck is he ur ex