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Romance › Re: Help! My boyfriend won't take me back. by luminouz(m): 9:14pm On May 04, 2017
HerPov:
We've exhausted this issue. It's only by the grace of God, he will come back. Thank you for your time dear, I appreciate it.
U welcome dear!!!
NYSC › Re: Bayelsa Corper Proposes To His Corper Lover During Their Parade & She Said Yes by luminouz(m): 9:13pm On May 04, 2017
PenisCaP:
Im inter3sted in that ur little sister tho. grin
Leme b d first to tear d rubber grin
I like tear rubber cars. grin
Lol! U no well!!!!!
Romance › Re: I Am In A Big Trouble,girls Are Chaseing Me Around by luminouz(m): 9:13pm On May 04, 2017
I have experienced what u described bro. Mine come in seasons! From MILFs to married to single to adolescents..... DAT period is always pain in d ASS for me! I call it d WET stage! D dry stage is when just one or two gehs will look my side!!!! Don't ask me what caused it bro..I don't know d cause even till now!!!
NYSC › Re: Bayelsa Corper Proposes To His Corper Lover During Their Parade & She Said Yes by luminouz(m): 9:08pm On May 04, 2017
PenisCaP:
So u diikdead bro.
Sowie for ur predicament grin
One way to find out...loan me ur sista for d night!!!
Romance › Re: Help! My boyfriend won't take me back. by luminouz(m): 9:07pm On May 04, 2017
Raine80:
What man needs that level of instability? I hope
He does not take you back because you have developed an expectation that he will always take you back. You need to focus on having emotional maturity before embarking on relationships. The fact that you have such insecurities does not help because you will always find fault where none exist.For you to not like yourself ( low self esteem ) what happened? Why do you transfer your anxieties on to him? You know he had nothing to do with the way you feel about yourself . Or does he?
It's my babe Raine80 d Counselor! cool grin
Romance › Re: Help! My boyfriend won't take me back. by luminouz(m): 9:06pm On May 04, 2017
HerPov:
Don't say that! But I really love him and I don't mean it. He has exhausted the conversation with me. It's my time of the month! I have some chemical imbalance I think. All these sound like excuses but it's the truth. I guess I've lost him for good, huh?
Ermmm...all may not be lost dear......but let him understand ur chemical imbalance issh maybe he will calm down enough to come back...but I sense insecurity in u not all hormonal imbalance n stuff......
Like I said d guy try...me no be fan of DRAMA
Romance › Re: Help! My boyfriend won't take me back. by luminouz(m): 9:00pm On May 04, 2017
Well! 7th time is a dream!!!! But u sef no try.....haba ur too insecure for any guy's good!!!! D guy even try...me don commit by d 3rd time!!!
Romance › Re: #advice Pls My Friend Needs Dis Am Tried On Giving Her Advice On Dis Issue by luminouz(m): 8:56pm On May 04, 2017
Advice on whathuh? D calls he ain't making or d money he ain't giving! Fvck it...must be d money......let her hustle for herself..she is in final year na.....is providing money for her upkeep d way naija ladies view a guy as good huh I just TIRE!!!!
NYSC › Re: Taraba State: The Worst Place To Serve (NYSC) by luminouz(m): 8:05pm On May 04, 2017
Meeloreh:
Served at Ekiti, u still have 2500 , we gat nothing
My statehuh? Issalie!!!!!!! shocked shocked
BTW...babe..U ARE THICK!!!!@DP
NYSC › Re: Jos Corper Proposes To His Corper Girlfriend At Their Passing Out Parade by luminouz(m): 7:55pm On May 04, 2017
Sultty:
Weytin concern me
LMAO!!!! ALAJEKU OMO..goat-head eater!!!
NYSC › Re: Jos Corper Proposes To His Corper Girlfriend At Their Passing Out Parade by luminouz(m): 7:54pm On May 04, 2017
sirugos:
Good for them but sometimes it does not end well. Am using myself as a case study. I believed all she was telling without knowing that she was a crook and a criminal. The marriage didnt last up to 2 yrs
Waoooo!tell me more bro
NYSC › Re: Bayelsa Corper Proposes To His Corper Lover During Their Parade & She Said Yes by luminouz(m): 7:22pm On May 04, 2017
PenisCaP:
What is PROPOSE?
Does it mean he will remove her pant n hv sex with her? undecided.

Sombody epp me
Nooooo naaaaaaa! It means u will soon go DIIKDEAD
Politics › Re: Zimbabwe More Developed Than Nigeria – Mugabe by luminouz(m): 7:19pm On May 04, 2017
GEJPosterity:
BTW they have constant electricity and running water in their big cities in Zimbabwe. I visited a friend in Kewkwe recently (Kwekwe is to Zimbabwe what a city like Ado-Ekiti is to Nigeria), and for my 3 days there, the light did not blink. I also did not see a single generator.

Might want to chew on that before you laugh at Mugabe.

Nigeria is a lot worse than many of you realise.
Must u use my town in ur description? No make me slap u oooo!!!!
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend’s Testosterone Is On Another Level. Help! by luminouz(m): 6:30pm On May 04, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin grin grin



Hahahahaa...i like it when i am underestimated wink

At least u wont expect what i can do when i start turning the table grin grin grin
Which table? Lmaoooo!!! Table ko chair ni! Naso u gehs go dey make mouth until u see d angry POLE n u start begging for mercy n gentleness!!!!! I hear say Asians are lit in bed dou! If u survive through d night, u won't be able to walk.... DAT I guarantee U!! grin grin grin
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend’s Testosterone Is On Another Level. Help! by luminouz(m): 5:22pm On May 04, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin


Daaaamn! Abeeg where can i find this kind of man? grin grin cheesy


I wanna see that hype of testosterone level sha...
If na me eh! U will just end up killing ursef!!!! Na 24/7 I dey do
Romance › Re: If you Cant Suffer With Me, You Wont Enjoy With Me. by luminouz(m): 7:41am On May 04, 2017
Love Machine:
I have found out that whenever a lady I like is giving me problem like yours, it is always affecting my day to day activities. That is,i will become unhappy and unable to carryout my task.But immediately I decide to moved on with my life,i will totally become a happy person.Ladies as such should be done with.
Eehya! U should become alien luminous like me!!! Women issues no dey affect me o......I just lock d fvck UP! D OP should do same....a wife who never called her husband for d past one month? DAT one na wifehuh?
Romance › Re: Here Are Screenshots That %99 Of Girls Are Liars, Pretenders And Hypocrites by luminouz(m): 11:30pm On May 03, 2017
Safiaa:
What did I do lol?
U mean u can take DAT thinghuh? Its not even ERECT yet!!!!
Romance › Re: Here Are Screenshots That %99 Of Girls Are Liars, Pretenders And Hypocrites by luminouz(m): 11:23pm On May 03, 2017
Safiaa:
Depends on my mood and if i'm actually ready for that.
......

Romance › Re: What Nigerian Tribe Has The Best Soup? by luminouz(m): 10:47pm On May 03, 2017
rossiebarbie:
heheheheh wehdonsir..na me u go marry coz i don dey ur neck like dis
I smell another banky vs etomi wedding soon!!! grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: From Bangladesh, The Man With The Worst Job In The World(photos). by luminouz(m): 6:16pm On May 03, 2017
generalbush:
I think my job is worse!!
Please tell me more!!!
Celebrities › Re: Banky W, His Parents And Adesua Etomi, His Wife To-Be Pictured Together by luminouz(m): 5:58pm On May 03, 2017
Lawlahdey:
Awww...Too cute embarassed embarassed
When will I be swept off my feet too ehn,when is my own banky coming? cry cry
BUHWHAHAJALALaaLllijhahhshjs!!!
Ermmmm..soon dear.. Very soon grin
Celebrities › Re: Sola Sobowale Reacts To Banky W And Adesua Etomi's Engagement by luminouz(m): 5:56pm On May 03, 2017
Lawlahdey:
I'm getting all teary seeing all these congratulatory messages embarassed embarassed
It will be a beautiful union,I repeat.

Every real life Rosie out there, Fire consume you now now undecided
Until in see dem tears am not moving an inch o!!! grin

Celebrities › Re: RMD Congratulates Banky W And Adesua Etomi On Their Engagement by luminouz(m): 5:53pm On May 03, 2017
folakemigeh:
Yoruba Adage says, ape ko to je ko ni je baje Meaning (He who is patient always gets the best)



I wish both of them the BEST in their union.


I hope this news can inspire guys that we girls are not rushing you ooo.. Take your time to build yourselves( While we also build ours)


And by the time we meet at a point we both go for the union with much love, friendship, understanding, maturity and happiness..


Not forgetting satisfactory wealth to use in enjoying the life.. Life is very simple, we humans just complicate it with our Greediness
Gbenusohun joor! U talk too much! Just say u love me n let's arrange for aso ebi!!!!! tongue grin grin
Celebrities › Re: RMD Congratulates Banky W And Adesua Etomi On Their Engagement by luminouz(m): 5:50pm On May 03, 2017
MissCuppy:
I will be through next year.
Don't worry dingbang/chimbong/dingbat/chimchum/chinchin will wait for u dear grin
Celebrities › Re: RMD Congratulates Banky W And Adesua Etomi On Their Engagement by luminouz(m): 5:49pm On May 03, 2017
sexybbstar:
Na wa o.....to marry don dey hungry me o.
U know what to do!!!!

Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Celebrities Congratulate Banky W And Adesua Etomi On Their Engagement by luminouz(m): 5:47pm On May 03, 2017
CokersClub:
cheesy
Lmaooooo! U Don come again abi....I go reply u now ooo!! grin
Family › Re: Adorable Family Picture Of Cute Kids; 6 Boys, 1 Girl by luminouz(m): 5:31pm On May 03, 2017
elegantslayer:
Talking abt bank acct,abeg upgrade am sharply o,b4 u lose me to another guy winkTalking abt bank acct,abeg upgrade am sharply o,b4 u lose me to another guy
U don quickly see God's face finishhuh? shocked

Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend With A Toyota Jeep (Photos) by luminouz(m): 2:23pm On May 03, 2017
paschal47:
Why wouldn't she say yes when there's a car attached to the proposal. undecided



I'll do my proposal in my room where she can at least have the opportunity to turn me down so as not to say yes because she don't want to fall my hands.



A lady once told me she would say yes to any guy that proposes to her outside but they would review it inside because she don't want to make him seem like a fool. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
I will do mine in d toilet!!! So DAT way I can confirm if she really loves me!!!
Family › Re: Adorable Family Picture Of Cute Kids; 6 Boys, 1 Girl by luminouz(m): 2:21pm On May 03, 2017
elegantslayer:
lmao,how many husbands I wan marry nao......u guys should wait,lemme seek God's face
Do quick ooooooo!!!! In d meantime I will upgrade my bank account!!!! U never know when wedding plans can hit u!!!! tongue
Family › Re: Adorable Family Picture Of Cute Kids; 6 Boys, 1 Girl by luminouz(m): 12:35pm On May 03, 2017
elegantslayer:
God please all I ask for is cute kids when I start giving birth....AMEN...
Marry someone like me n u will get them!!!!
Celebrities › Re: Banky W To Marry Adesua Etomi (Photos) by luminouz(m): 11:50am On May 03, 2017
Ginaz:
no be only Knight, na knife in aboki suya armour huh
Lmaooooo!!!!! U eh!!!!!! grin

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