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sexybbstar:
Someone should give me his son,so i can rape him too.



OMG! Did i just say this?...


*Runs outta thread*

When ur done raping him....come n rape me too!!!!

Bumbae1:
Gbedu

Wagbayi

[quote author=Mrtolotolo post=55235987]Lol..

You are boring me with your ijebu bars na..
Are you related to idris abdulkarim?

[/quote]Naaaaah.......bla bla bla!!!!!!
Excuses ain't ya!!!!! Come on......ur boring me with ur Eminem wannabes!!!!
U here to debate?? Or to battle?

Dude come on......am in d mood 2nite........
Compose ur little wee lines n lemme smash em!!!!!

Mrtolotolo:
Birdman...... check ..........



That verse was wack and ludicrous/ sounds like what pops out of a rookie's gun/ my crew come banging like it's a shooting brawl/ we'll bring an end to Luminouz/ coz we "all stars" and you see the "lume in us"!................

..I torture kids like you who love to miss class/ so, this ain't no contest, I don't brawl with riff raffs/ call it a schooling session...coz I brought a whiplash!/.....

..I'm your sovereign godfather/ my presence makes the walls stagger/ to reach this height you'll need more than a tall ladder/ bring you pains with my small dagger/ you better "hold your peace" or I ma tear through your "gall bladder!"

Birdman..............

Cc: luminouz

Yawnnnnnnnsssssss!!!!!!! So u finally replied!!!!! Lemme welcome u with some of these!!!!!



/Yawns!!!! All lame lines...wia do u get dez smelloz....dey look like harry porter cue lines/
/I got some for u too.....jiggery Pokery...squiggly wiggly...hocus pocus....AYAMATANGA!!!!!/
/Lmao!!!! Dey won't do u any good nigga.....ur barking up d wrong tree/
I am king....y u beating up a dead horse....hit u in ur cow's eyes!!!/
Don't shiver little birdie....won't kill u......got plans for u...as my cash cow/
/its class time wee lass..com in....let's teach u not be crass or razz but to be top brass/
/luminouz d alien dishing it out like O2 gas.....breathe in boy.....feel DAT shiiit?/
/Alas..u can't take DAT bass coz u ain't got mass hommie/
/instead of being at an impasse...... Will just take a pass/
/Ciao nigga.....try next year.... This time pls dude wear a fibreglass/it might just be enof to save u from my masterclass/



Cc mrtolotolo

freshkik:
So beautiful... I follow theses twins on IG sef

Nice!!! The one with brown n blue has a condition called Hererochromia!!!!! But lovely gehs I tell u

Organs:
My chairman, from your write up and for you to conclude that a girl is using you cos you paid for "food", that clearly shows you are poor my broda. Its "poverty mentality". They are inconsequential to me so i don't see it as being used. Case in point go listen to that P-Square song "She go chop my money, chop my money, i don't care cos i GET AM PLENTY.........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlvYil4HVa8

Smh!!!!! So its poverty mentality for a guy to say NO to every geh who wants a favour......they don't need ur time...intellect... Goals..dreams..aspirations... Hopes n general well being....just Ur MONEY!!!! Is dat all u have to offer? Don't u feel a little weird DAT the ladies ONLY remember u when they need MONEY or some bullshit favour!!!!! That means ur worth to them is what u can give...not WHO u are!!!! I hope u get my point this time odawise I will be tempted to call d I-DONT-GIVE-A-FVCK-CREW to blaptise ur brain
N.B...u quoted PSquare.....if u see how many gehs ask for favours on their IG page......am yet to see how any they have attended to!!!!!

Organs:
Bros, i think you have a different mentality and you are raised up with the notion that if you give you have to get something in return, that is you, i am raised differently. You can call me confirmed ATM, that is your problem. No wonder you don't even have enough to give. oSo, if you take a babe out to dinner she must drop cos you don spend money, chai, my broda you are pathetic. Bros, you can meet anyone, anytime and they might have needs that needs to be met and you might have it in your power to meet that need, that does not necessarily mean they have to be in a relationship with you, or give you number or give you sugar to lick....... and mind you not only babes, even guys if i know you, you have needs and its believable and most importantly if i have it, i am giving. That is why our country is messed up, even politicians are seeing it as a favour to do common good for humanity. Mind you, bros, i am muslim, and God almighty said, you can NEVER go broke or POOR by giving...... Also, there has been instances where of course babes, guys etc will take advantage of the situation, like a guy borrowed money to treat a supposedly sick mum and did not return it and i did not ask him cos he gave a date and time after about a year he tried borrowing again, and i reminded him about the earlier one and he shamefully apologised and promised to pay back, of course he did not pay. He is shy whenever we meet, so guess what, i called him one day and told him he doesn't need to return the money and he thanked me, end of story. Conclusively, my broda, try it out from now on, if someone, anyone, a babe you're asking out, a friend, a colleague anyone, including a babe you spent money on and she tells you she is not in the mood, just let them be and waka pass, no vex sef, just waka pass and take it in your stride, then later you go see magic and not all the impatience and tight fistedness wey don dabaru ur head and keeping you poor.

Lmao!!!!!! Quoted u first coz u sound funny!!!! For a guy who is a Muslim u sound pathetically like a pagan....can't u present ur points reasonably without sounding like a caveman.....lemme educate u bro
1....wasn't raised to expect shiit!!!
2.....if u think am d kinda guy who is pussy starved like u then ur on a long thing!!!! Women find me attractive nigga......am always hardpressed to get them to leave me d fvck alone!!!!
3....I give nigga but with sense... How could a geh who has parents bill u over n over again on frivolities n ur mumu sense no wake up to see she is using u.....
4.....last but not least....am not poor....could u get DAT into schizophrenic ladened brain? Thanks

Bumbae1:

Mrtolotolo:
Do you want me to e-kill lumi or forgive him

E-kill ko.....W-life ni.........bragging rights I got hommie!!!!
Ntooor!!!!!!!

U be foooooooooool!!!!!!

LeView1:
I'm a 5000000m wife material now

Awww.....dats so sweet!!!!!

Well.....I stay in Ibadan n i tell u guys one of the things I love about d city is d low cost of living....as in I mean u can enter market with 500bucks n still cook a pot of soup(well meat n finish fit no dey but ponmo sure)..
Op tried....a geh has to be special before I consider going out at all....I lost d ability to spend on chicks a long time ago(whateva d amount)

LeView1:
OK women and kids it is

Don't sell ursef short....think u can still whoop my ass!!!!
Ermmmm...wanna try?

LeView1:
Life is soo funny

I want my power back

Lolllll!!!!!! Sadly u can't have it back! Dou u can still beat some women sha n kids!

LeView1:
I use to beat up boys in high school. I often helped my brother (11mnths older than me) jump whoever was fighting him. I slashed a boys face with a compass for telling me to "Suck my mother." I kicked one in the balls and he punched me in my brand spanking new boobs! I died; we were both on the floor. Oh and I beat up my first boyfriend when I was 10 because he dumped me via a letter.

Now, I'm scared of men my age

I got punched by a stranger a man when I was 17yrs old and that was the start of my wisdom behind fearing men!

How come we could beat boys up when we were young but as adults we can't

Coz the boys became men!!!

timilinda:
Thx for respecting my son, bt, dearie, we see d "shits" of naija guys too, bt we don't castigate all of them for it.

Sure! Neither am I referring to all women....

Bumbae1:
Haha its for birdman lol

We settled it thank you sir
Tolotolo u berra thank Lumi he begged me

Lmao!!! Nice to hear...n ur welcome.....
Anytime he steps outta line just lemme know!!!!

Benelovelace:
This same thing happens to me,i no longer receive calls at night,from anybody,even relations,he'll be like,who is calling,what does he or she want.Whenever i miss several of his calls,he'll start to send me silly messages,"what is happening,are u tired of me,u were not always like this,you've changed,why are you doing this to me?"and the likes,he suffocates me,but then what do i do?

What u should do is to dump his ass!!!!
Looking at ur dp gave me an idea of y he behaves dat way....he is insecure!!!!!

Bumbae1:
Wow wow

Bum bum!!!!
BTW!!!! U know ur sounding like an ambulance!!!!!!

/Wail! Wail! Wail!!! Thou Ye trees of old!!/
/ Lullaby lassie...storm dou hath wrecked all hopes!!/
/Wait!! U confused? Lmao!!! Do I look like Shakespeare!!/
/Hell No! Am luminouz d behemoth n u will feel my wrath/
/u wanted a 'war'...i warned u not to cross DAT 'path'....here am I on d 'warpath'!!! /
/Am a lyrical psychopath n u wont like d aftermath/.
/No way u can win if u do d math....there u go..don't cry little birdie...go take a sand bath/
/Moment frozen in time as u watch me come./
/So 'fast'is d speed..so 'furious' d storm....its 'fast n furious v7.0'...fate of d furious/
/I 'flash' by tearing a gash on ur brash head n ur 'back'/
/U look disoriented..r u having 'flashbacks'??/
/Too late bro...ur my stash....quiet or u get a lash/
/All hail rash birdman d meat for my baidei bash....u feel me?/
Cc mrtolotolo
Cc bumbae1

megareal:
Oya talk.

Nice retentive ability by d way.......
How are d kids n husby doing?

Mrtolotolo:
Tales by moonlight

Lmaooo!!!!

Mrtolotolo:
No

step forward..about time i send u upward..

Birdman. . the most feared in the game..i've been fùcking the game so long now the mic moans cos i'm hittin it right with my flow you couldn't tell if it's breathing..

Birdman.... The most scorned in d game...flow weak like 7 days.....bleeping up in 7 ways....m right here to put u out Bam Bam lights out..it ain't April fool bae..watch n learn how d alien luminouz concocts dis magic maze....with ur eyes glazed..too gone to notice ur d object of hungry eyes.... growling stomachs ...hommies awaiting order to tuck in to my crisp Turkey cookout....oya it's done niggas....can som1 share d grace?

Its on u Turkeytunes!!!
Cc bumbae1

Mrtolotolo:
Wetin concern you..

Na me and you tonight

U ain't gonna be busy again tonight?

Bumbae1:
Yes turkey know ps how to push mi buttons wahlahi just want make i comot my weave

Brb
Shebi its 10pm will be there with ambulance just incase

Loool!....hommie said he will be busy at DAT time!!!!!! We thinking of making it Monday....
Brb

Bumbae1:
One cant tell u so ething again
Bye jare

Bum bum...u really sound pissed o.....biko calm down naaa.......

Bumbae1:
Lumi roast this guy abeg
U eh

In a Darth Vader voice.....d force has sanctioned it!!!!!
Furnace temp.120°c.......

Mrtolotolo:
You want to fry turkey abi

I am ready...

Of course... Meat scarce for hia.....but ba3 is a bit low....tonight?? Let's say 10pm?

Mrtolotolo:
When is the battle going down?

Whenever u want hommie.......

Mrtolotolo:
Kunlex

Sup..hommie!!!!