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megareal:
LOL@ servicing all the lecturers.
I didn't. I just have a good brain. I've consistently maintained best scores since primary. To easily grasp things, I just needed to attain lectures. Watch the lecturer and store away their mannerisms during lecture. Whenever I needed to recall, I will picture that mannerism and their words will sort of re echo.

Another method was revising immediately after class. I discovered I never forgot if I revised all I learned during the day @ night. Sometimes, I will break down every aspect of the lecture down in my own words. Even if na equation, I will create illustrations in my mind till it stuck.

I never read during exams, reason my course mates used to advise people not to follow me. Difference was while they waited to cram, I had already learned what I needed to know. My lecturers also knew I never cheated. So even if they saw me in exams hall staring at the ceiling like a zombie, they'll just smile and bypass me.

Hope that helps.

Japhet04:
Going to night class to teach my girlfriend all the principles of calculus, differentiation and statistics, then risking my admission to write an exam for her.

And at last she came out with a first class while I came out with a third class ..and the worst part is that I never even got to see the colour of this girls pant for any day., the girl use me fry Akara, chei

I felt like jumping off third mainland bridge.,

She is now working in one oil company like that, while I own a company of my own...not too big but we shall get there

After NYSC I later met with her and Kpanshed the living day light out of her as compensation

dingbang:
Lol dah shii is crazy... Sometimes I had to gasp for breath.. Cuz she wouldn't just stop.. Fvcked my brains out till I beggd her to stop

Amarabae:
Happy New Month to IamAirforce1, Aderola15, JacksparrOw127, Jakandeola, etc, thats the people i know so far here.

CivilianJTF:
Wetin... Are you from akwaibom?

avadella:
I go for Akwa Ibom... I served there, those people can ferk... Ehn

Epositive:
na cross pollination sure pass now o

Organs:
Nonsense and ingredients: Oh gal, if you like person, carry am comot, buy am food etc, it doesn't mean she has to be your friend or give you her number, or give you sugar lick. I am a guy, i have taken babes out to dinner and have been told lets take it nice and slow and i accept and waka pass, and sometimes i get calls of what i am doing and if i want to go out again etc, i have taken them out again and again not expecting anything in return, most times, na the girls go come begin chase me sef,....... Infact one even needed financial support for a pressing need and i had it and i gave, she visited trying to drop "the thing" and i politely and stylishly refused cos she now told me that the reason why she has been holding back was because she was still married and they were going through arguments and quarrels. We are still friends and she has tremendous respect for me. Some mofos go say na respect i wan chop, but you neva know people situation or how you can be of help without expecting anything in return.

Jammiiee:
U're very sensible, I love the way u analysed it. Why go on a date with a guy u know u won't be interested in, so that at the end of the day he will now have mouth to yab u and tell his friends how u finished the plate of rice without leaving a grain, broke the bones and licked the plate of ice cream

Girls should set standards for themselves, even if u go out with someone u already know his intentions, and u know u won't get on with him, don't even take a drink ( it's a secret) . He will respect u, even when u say No .

Can u really blame guys? When some girls act like they've never eaten a good meal all their life .

Dem bring rice, u finish am, dem bring coke, u gulp am all, and u don first chop pop corn n ice cream. After a while out of the cinema, u dey chop chicken n chips again. At the end of the day, u still order for take away

Ughh shey ona ofun e lo n gba lo si oyo ni. . U come later say the guy dey demand elebiii ,

xendra:
yes jst as she only paid d 5k because she wanted to. she could have jst ignored him, or exchanged words with him seeing how she dnt really owe him d money. dats what I meant.

by d way, I get your point jst not accepting that full stop

Bumbae1:
Please roast that turkey till crispy

jakandeola:
hahahahaha myfantasies na my wife o

jakandeola:
ok my queen

Bumbae1:
No call mi name jawe
I dey vex for u .. seriously .. u no see my video message ni
Kontinue

UltraLeslie1:
Bitter Kekelumo, alias Moroduton, NL's oldest Agbaya

I thought bagging a law degree will ease up your frustrations, abi na degree in psychology or Logistics.

Anyways, learn to interact in a ladylike fashion, your bitterness is overshadowing each thread you visit. And you don't help matters by not staying to the topic theme.

Change what isn't working well in your life, either the dick or the religion. The wrinkles in your face are furrowing deeper and deeper dragging your biological clock brutally to its last tick.

xendra:
wetin you com be? demon? y do you fail to see dat he should have known d girl didnt owe him anything in d first place.. if he thinks she is classy enough to be spent 100-200k on, then yes she will have it to pay back if she wants to.

smartkester:
hehehehehe.....you sha want make i talk.. Am just joking with you fa

smartkester:
F U.. .who you epp.. Oponu aye ra da

smartkester:
whats your concern ehnn!! ...idiot

Tiny23:
lol,senior luminouz

Tiny23:
lol,my "baidei"is in June.

Tiny23:
Happy birthday in advance to you.God bless you.

prettyboi1989:
give her accolade a better qualification then

Bumbae1:
Please restore him
Me more like cookie from Empire u no look my eye ni mo buru o

prettyboi1989:
The girl is already a star, first bank gave her 5k, a hair company gave her free indian hair while another company offerred her free nail treatment

Bumbae1:
D guy no sabi rove person jawe
Me too delicate for him
Lol i need tlc not tough Rove u feel me

Bumbae1:
Lol make tolotolo catch u .. we dey fight seff dat ur friend eh

Bumbae1:
Who told u that all this monitoring spirits sef

Tiny23:
lol,not giving you o