₦airaland Forum

Joshrob:
mine happens when i was still in sch. i think it during my 200l,meet a law student,asked her out and she said we just meet that she need to know me better,na so the babe friendzone me o. she called me one friday that she's hungry,i asked her to come over that i prepare noodles for her. she asjed me to cook it and bring it to her hostel. Naso i mumu cook noodles go give this girl o. while she was eating it,one of my course mate female saw us together and said josh your babe fine o..the useless girl quickly responded to her that am not her boyfrined..men it's just as if i should pour the food on her head,even if we are not dating yet must you fall my hand in the public.. fastforwad to our final year dinner night,we were sitted on thesame table and she said we should snap together,while taking the pics the m.c said your babe look is beautiful,i responded quickly before she will fall my hand again that we are not dating,Na so sweat full the babe face,she even blocked me on facebook...I was very happy i took my revenge before we left school

U too correct guy!!!!!

arleck:
Hmmm!

May u continue to smell lie ooooo

MIB1:
I love her , trust her , and still want to marry her . But how do I move past this and forge ahead .

U move past by forgetting it noni...bury it deep DAT u can't find it even if u want to!!!!!
U have no idea how many worse shiiit her fellow gehs would conceal!

Dojupyo:
So romantic..

My future hubby, just be Godfearing, a loving man and rich.. Even if you gimme the ring, without kneeling, I'll gladly accept biko

Errmmmm...must u add rich? I have d others sha!

She prolly felt u owed her coz u deflowered her or something! There was dis chick in ma school who expected me to be impressed when she said she be V....I was like..n so? She got angry n said I don't appreciate her.....had to tell her say being V is not impressive to me.....ur manners...intellect...n virtue are better valued than ur V status......she stormed out! She is also a troublemaker..... Never apologises n lacks manners...y d hell would I even date a geh like DAT coz she be V!

Lemme add mine!
There was dis chick back in school who was pretty n all DAT...was 3 years my Junior.. Gave me d cow eyes n all....always very funny n friendly n complimented me a lotta times.....so I was like dis geh is BAM! Fast forward to dis particular day o.....we were talking n she said baby...do u know I don't know ur name? Told her n naso her eyes changed n she snarled...'so ur Yoruba' .....I was like yes...n she just said please am Igbo n I thought ur Igbo too..n she walked away just like DAT.... I think I closed my opened mouth after 5mins......it was d most sudden reaction I have seen in my life...
She avoided me days after DAT.... Then 2 weeks later....she started behaving funny......always coming to loiter wia i am ..looking in my direction (I bone am like die) ..laughing loudly when she sees me......when I didn't give a shit......she came over one day just as I was about to board a taxi...she opened her arms n said baby....naso I just did like she be ghost n entered d taxi..come see as gehs dey look this babe...like I wash am!

emeijeh:
"I too know"
Get off my mention

U don vex?

emeijeh:
See as face light pass hand

Omotola haff join bad gang

Listen to how u just disgraced ursef!

Blurryface:
All this head for one person?

Looool! U no well!

BabaOlowo:
Congrats!

Why 2 Watches?

To tempt u to steal one!

LordOfNaira:
SMH...

Africa is a continent, not a race.

I am from Anguilla in the Carribean but I am from the black race, even though I am fair in complexion.

I don't agree bro! Though I get ur point! But I still see black as colour not a race......negroid sounds better dou!

LordOfNaira:
I have noticed a lot of people misusing the word "black" here. Black is the race, dark is a type of complexion.

"Black is beautiful" doesn't imply dark skin alone. You can be fair and be a black person.

No! Black is a colour! African is a race! U can be a fair or dark African!

ExInferis:
Indians bleach worse than nigerians.

Hating dark skin is part of their "caste" system of social interaction.

In india if you ain't white, you ain't right.

I concur * in timaya's voice!

CaroLyner:
My friend used this now shes as white as michael jackson

Ewwwwwwww to ur friend!

greatnaija01:
still you are ignorant. i never said i was religious. i didn't give a religious advice. so stop picking a brawl where there is none and grow up

Ewwwww! Just look at yew! I gave u an olive branch yet u still behaved like a Pharisee! Run along now little boy!

greatnaija01:
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your ignorance smells.

CHRISTIANS or MUSLIMS if things the principles are not kept NO MARRIAGE WILL WORK. open your religious blind eyes and see what i wrote with a eyes of logic n reason. am not a fanatic.

Thank God u said religion! I believe in morals now bro....not d yeye naija religion u believe in...my grandmum is a Muslim...grandpa a christian....yet dat never affected d kids....they were taught virtues not religion....n my parents (both xtians) taught me same...virtues n morals rule over religion(fake Alfas n pastors everywia)
Hope my ignorance has not killed u?

ellahzy:
for sure na

Good! Coz am coming for a visit! U hear?

LadyB1195:
This speech and reasoning shows the kind of ladies you've been meeting. When you meet a woman of virtue, you'll know there's a difference between smell and scent. I am happy and proud to say that boys like you has never crossed my path and will never, because I know the kind of lady I am

Smell n scent? D difference is one reeks more than d other!
Seen ur dp....still won't kneel to propose to u....dat gesture is meaningless to me!

greatnaija01:
WELL ARE YOU A TRUE CHRISTIAN? or religion difference doesn't MATTER to you?

Is it a real relationship or you just playing the guy and using him as an emotional SHOULDER?

Do your families accept such union?

Would you convert to a MUSLIM just for him?

My dear if you do not want to have endless in-law issues and KIDS who are atheist OR who have split personalities then ARRANGE YOUR LIFE AND DECIDE YOUR DESTINY, COS YOU CAN NOT COME HERE AND ASK OF FOR ADVICE FOR A CHOICE WE DIDN'T ADVICE YOU TO TAKE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Whoever plays tunes for foools must learn the dance of shame.

ONE WOLD THINK YOU WOULD BE WISER AND AT LEAST ABSTAIN FROM COMPLICATED THINGS. Muslims are wonderful people tho but their VIEWS vary. Don't get into something that will damage the vision of your life.

Please just shut it! I have seen very unhappily married xtians so wtf u on about? Ur type will come again with tribal differences n bullshit! D girl said their souls knitted....even when she knew he was Muslim.... But I don't blame d geh sha.....na d mumu guy I blame....gehs don't want nice guys...I keep telling y'all! They don't! They despise nice guys....only want fvckers!

What do u do? What a stupid queshun after calling off d engagement? Wetin dey worry gehs naaaa? U didn't know he was a Muslim when u spent his weekly allowance......when he slept on ur bed.....when he was thoughtful n kind n generous n good?
He now proposed n u thought d time too short.... N ur not convinced n his a Muslim? Are u for real? U even made him cry! Think u have some issues u need to sought out! U are so confused....ur family won't allow u to marry him coz of both his tribe n religion? Y not marry ur family then n seek their opinion when u need to buy a pair of shoes! So with being a baby mama someone even showed u love n u posted all these as reasons to reject?as per what? A slay queen? Lmao! This is y falling in love with a naija babe is like fighting mike Tyson!

Holy molly...will I ever marry with all the rubbish my eyes have seen in dis country?

JerryTemi:
please I indulge all of us to keep sentiment aside and put yourself in her shoe how will you behave? forget following the church rules and regulations please if you were her how will you handle this? when my only brother was sick,when I mean sick very sick and I needed help from my church as a worker in that church and the church said I should come back that they want to verify if my brother is a member but me that is a worker can't you look at me and do it for me,am not just a worker,I do other things for us in CHURCH, but when they couldn't help me and my brother died, Jesus I lost the respect I have for Churches, I see it as a place people look for saints,money and members. Ma I will tell you nothing but the truth,none of them not even the pastor have the right to condemn you,Jesus died on the cross for people like me and you, I keep them that nobody has the audacity to judge me because you are not in any way better than me,the things they do in secret if you hear it you will no that we are saint close to the door of heaven. Take your baby to another Church and dedicate him but from your house tell your baby who he is, bless him,pray for him.Assume you did abortion
that would have made you the best Christian Abi?Have this at the back of your mind Nigerians practice RELIGION NOT Christianity. kiss your boy for and tell him that I love him and his welcome.

I could kiss u for this post u know! N buy u dinner too!
I know there is God..but d church lost d way to worship him millennia ago! Now all I see is religion! Imagine a pastor hammering on first fruits n cursing whoever won't bring his/hers? D zeal to attend churches no dey dia for me again.....all I see there makes me angry...especially when u see young girls venerating pastors who showed them a vision or two! Wtf? I had an interview last year in Abuja n had no one to stay with...decided to sleep in a church....saw three churches along peace park....mfm...Christ life n one other....I went to mfm n was asked if I was a member....I said am a Christian..u need to see d sarcastic look I was givrn..like I was vermin....same thing with Christ life( those just told me to go to uniabuja n sleep there....d lady just left me to attend to some church members not giving a shiit if I leave or die) time was like 7pm....all the churches I tried gave me DAT sob story of me not being a member! Where I slept DAT day eh..na another story...
Been skeptical ever since....church is not Christianity!
What happened to ur bro was worse! Sorry!

CuteEmma:
Ah! My mum is xoo wonderful.. When I was little, she'd always scold and say 'Yhu won't live with me forever' when I misbehave or speak pidgin or use words/slangs she finds offensive..

Buh now, she'z like 'who yhu dey form and dey speak English for?' or 'now that yhu've graduated, I know yhu are already planning to marry and run away from this house, small pikin wen I born yesterday'.. then she'd start telling me the boring story of how she ran away from home for 3days when dad told her parents of his marriage plans..
Whenever I interupt/counter her statement, she'd be like 'yhu don dey do wetin I dey do na, how yhur mouth no go sharp'...


My mom always had her way of finding what I did wrong in every misunderstanding with my friends/mates while their mom would defend them even when they were clearly at fault.. and at a point I thought she was being bias because she didnt like me... buh it really helped me stay out of trouble or fight for myself when necessary knowing that no one would fight for me..

love her xoo much

Lmao@ u don dey do wetin I dey do na...y ur mouth no go sharp!
I sight u! 3 gbosa to ur mom....she is very sharp!

enchantedone:
when one has a teacher as a mother, ur house would be practically turned into anoda skull. I can remember my mum ensuring dat I did my assignments immediately I got back 4rm skul. Now, I always do my assignments early

So u be teacher pikin....like me! We rock!

Vivly:
When I was younger, like 11 or so, there was this age mate of mine in our neighbourhood that used to bully me a lot. Sometimes she'll threaten me not to come out and play with the other kids otherwise she'll beat me because I had offended her. I was outside with others one day and immediately I sighted her coming, I ran to the house. My mum asked whats up and I stupidly said 'Happiness wants to beat me'. It was cane my mother used to pursue me outside. When the girl saw me, she was suprised I had defied her and came to fight me. I mentally weighed the easier of the two: my mom's cane or happiness' blows. I fought back and because she didnt expect me to even fight back, I won easily. That ended the bullying forever and I started standing up for myself.
By the way, when I decided to use my new found strength to become the neighbourhood fight champion, na cane my mama use do factory reset.
Shout out to all mothers.

Loool! This happened to me too! Was mummy's boy n around 9 or so! A local boy n his little bro always made life hell for me...must shift when his coming...if fetching water must halt n let him fetch... Or fetch for him n also carry d water....all these in front of my little bro! My mum used cane to pursue me one day sayin' if u can have a dicck u can fight.. Now go n beat DAT little rat!
I went to fetch water at d well with my lil bro when he came again with his cronies n he broke my buckets...don't know where I got d strength from....rushed this guy...carried him into some banana trees n beat Sango n Sanpona into his destiny...then proceeded to do same to his cronies....u should have seen d heroic look on my brother's face....all coz mummy told Me to Man up!
Love u MAMUSHKA!

ellahzy:
She sent the maid away when I was 8 and she insisted I learn how to do everything myself...(cleaning,cooking, washing etc)

Lol I was angry sha oo but now I can comfortably do everything by myself #LoveYouMUM

So u can cook well? Hope u can pound yam too....coz I luv pounded yam

Mrtolotolo:
That new phone don dey fumble

Looool! U wish!

Epositive:
wetin person wan come use for pre-wedding pix as una don exhaust all

Well....lemme suggest.....
Shark attack
Lion love
Crocodile smooch
Climb mountain Everest
Say boo to Buhari

doskie:
you're hott... Love your height. Will you be my wife? I'm on my knees. Or is Nairaland not a romantic place?

Sneers* asslicker spotted!

Laurence1:
If you can't afford to leave whatever you bought for your girl when you break... homie don't buy it in the first place then...

How will you be asking for returns mehn...

Sha I never buy girl phone before, so I probably don't understand what your feeling atm

Buy girl fone? I dey mad? Only my wife abeg!
Hoes ain't loyal!

Bumbae1:
Shioor ...
But d tin dey sweet u before

what tin? Is it peak milk or sardine?