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Nickizoe:
Jokes on you because I have NO self Esteem..

Even ghosts have self esteem babe.......are u an elemental?

SorftWerk:
lol..i talk am say you be bad guy... I want begin my exercise before I go, that would do the trick, don't u think?

Lmao!!! Well...exercises can do d trick too!!!

I agreed with all except one.......there are some things worth dying for....I won't tell u mine!!!!

Nickizoe:
What ever....I love Tbose.. just because is she halfcast...I just have this thing with half breed people... their are so beautiful... Tbose is bae. .
My next life I will be half Nigerian half Australian...

Low self esteem should be ur name!!!!!

LaDivva:
Lol
For real? I dey shame for TBoss

Really? Ermmm...BTW..u can lie o@ dp......who told u DAT ur small....u fit swallow me naaaaw

JhimmySpark:
... im own maga na raise to power 2. Sent 50k to her, she couldn't use out of it to make her hair. Our Magacious ambassador still had to wire her 30k again. No be her fault sha.. Na d mugu wey she jam. Ai know say as im try 2 kiss her wey she slap am, day wey she hug am d guy go dey feel like say im don make am for life.

Ur too wicked... I will cry oooo!!!!

SorftWerk:
her calls was getting out of hand, had to pick up... She even asked to come to my place(probably to surrender the puna) but I form tell her say no, then she said I should come her place tomorrow that's she's gonna make it up to me...

Make sure u drink alomo,Jedi n one packet of tramadol oooooo.......

SorftWerk:
u ain't serious bro... Finally picked her call those, we back together... For now.

I guess she was just fvckin with u.....she didn't mean DAT shiit!!!! Maybe DAT was her own April fool stunt!
Happy for u dou!!!!!

SorftWerk:
give up bro... You know I'm right and you're left

Na.....am up n ur off!!!

SorftWerk:
case settled and closed!

Naaaaaaa! Just too tired to continue

SorftWerk:
u ain't getting any sorftwerk bro.. U are going to be Badt as I can see... Call ur sister to do the cooking and house chores instead... That way, there won't be any sorftwerk

LWKMD!!!!!!

SorftWerk:
did I say anything, egbami oo, since calabar pple can cook wella, then their males can do same.. Go for male house help

Lmao!!!!!! I don't like hard work.. u feel me?.....I just love me some softwerk!!!!!

SorftWerk:
they can cook where exactly

As housemaids naaaa!!!!!! Dirty minded badt guy!

SorftWerk:
get a male housemaid and not a female... Bad guy, better do what's right

A male housemaid sounds boring....I hear DAT calabar gehs can cook mehn!!!!! What do u think?

SorftWerk:
lol...better go and learn, it will help u when u have a pregnant wife...

Nah!! I hate cooking.....if I ever marry n she gets pregnant ...does it disturb her from cooking or what? Anyways I can always get a housemaid if she can't!!

SorftWerk:
yes I do.. I believe everything responsible bachelor should know how to.

I don't know how to! Are u calling me irresponsible? U little.....

brainpulse:
Honestly this is nonsense and not funny anymore. The youths in this society have misplaced priority, they have lost it and no vision on sight. This generation has a very long way to go. Their productive years is been wasted while the need to be build a future is left out for irrelevant things

I was very angry when i opened this thread but ur comment made me realise I am still sane n people like u can still reason well..... Can u imagine this BBN bullshiiiit? Y are d youths so senseless? Instead of demanding for ur rights from d leaders.. Good education..governance...infrastructure... Job... All they seem concerned about is 25m that will not even transform their lives! 11 m fools voted last week bro...just imagine 11m youths marching to Aso Rock n Senate chambers to press for real changes in how d country is run! Now I know y d politicians in dis country feel free to loot...coz they know no retribution will ever come!!!!

sternosa:
The guy was beating her constantly and having affairs outside his marriage. I met her a few days ago and she seemed so hurt talking about the guy. Do not judge until you hear both sides of the story.

With these lies......I declare u LIAR most wanted!!!!

TinaAnita:
Do you actually think marriage revolves around cooking? Common guy you can do better than that. Marriage is something else bruh

Really?tell me more from vast experience!!!!!

Emassive:
His birthday, His business... price of rice remains the same.

Must u be so foolish Ode!!!
Pray to grow old n make impact enough to be so celebrated like him!

ekems2017:
Beautiful. But it would have been more beautiful if their dad is her husband was with them

Says who? Aproko!!!!

Merryglad:
This is beautiful.....am I the first to comment?.........this is a good omen I will sell all my akara these evening.

Yea good omen! Give me 50k akara....50k pap...100k for ur shop n 500k for ur house address!!!

geni340:
#deeper life...what does he know bout giving head
only missionary shit

U know nothing Lady Snow!!!

Ulomoney:
Another was that my primary school was very big, with lots of corridors, staircases and passageways (now that I think of it, it reminds me of Harry Porter). We used to play hide and seek in them.
Anyway, I once had a sharpened pencil, with the tip inside my mouth. As i was running up a stairway to hide, there was this boy running down the same stairs. The next thing I knew, we collided, with the tip piercing my throat. Blood was just everywhere.
My eldest sister was the headgirl then. They had to rush and get my mom, who rushed me to the hospital/ theater. I felt like a G when I returned to school. And I still carried first.

U sound interesting! G!!!

midehi2:
no need dear, when i look back, i just pray i shouldn't have a kid like that

D only way to avoid having such kids is to marry me!!!

midehi2:
thank you, if only you know the worst i did, but thank God sha

Please tell me dear..... Am all ears!!!!

midehi2:
The day i poured kerosene on my father's house just to burn it down, but disappointed when the house refused to burn AND the day i threw a grinding stone on my cousin from 3 story building, God saved her that day.....Thank God, stubbornness is gone, am so gentle now

With these lies..... will u ever enter heaven?

Juliet11111:
dating vikings executioner while in school and my cousin was blackaxe butcher then

All hail d vampire queen!!!!!
U should try me dou!!!! Am alien meateater!!!!!!!

rheether:
Fermented pawpaw, I am going to try that shit..

Just call me when u want to take it.....two is bae !!!

kennygee:
Leaders of tomorrow.

The fact that they know of a concoction like that is saddening.

Another sad thing is where were the parents of these kids when this PARTY was going on? I'm assuming it was a night party, or is the school a boarding school?

1 girl in the midst of 30 guys, what kind of party is that?

The fact that a girl of that age is drinking alcohol and everyone knows its her weakness is shameful.

Her mother has failed, the school counselor has failed, the Principal and Vice principals are complete failures.

If she was the daughter of the Principal or VP, would they take it with such levity?

Y u distributing failures upandan?? Biko calm down!!!!

TrumporIdie:
it's not true love, funke is desperate while JJC needs to use her rep to upgrade himself.

Check below

sexybbstar:
Like seriously?...wait

Ayam waiting like hell!!!