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Romance › Re: Sorry What Do Guys Gain From Being Handsome? by luminouz(m): 7:31pm On Apr 06, 2017
ZarZar:
Some things you can just tell by simply listening to the other person. It's not rocket science. Honestly, I can pick up these kind of things at 1st meet. My antennae goes up, I start scanning & processing on the spot. Yeah, I've dated an ugly guy before lol. He was sharp as a machete & because of that he became handsome tongue We never ran out of topics to discuss. He was knowlegeable.
Despite his sharpness u still dumped him....
Smh! ZarZar again with another BlaBla!!!!
Romance › Re: His Lecturer Has Sworn To Sleep With His Girlfriend Before Passing Him. by luminouz(m): 7:25pm On Apr 06, 2017
SuperSuave:
I concur!! OP, advice don yapa o, choose one and carry it out diligently
Abi na!
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend's Pussy Has Become So Tight. by luminouz(m): 7:23pm On Apr 06, 2017
browniex:
My girlfriend is a one rounder,if you can't give her an orgasm on the first round,she will not have it again on subsequent rounds,when we want to start,we engage in pre-intimacy and she becomes very wet,so I make sure I don't get over excited so that I can last long enough for her to orgasm,but after the first round,her pussy just shut it's mouth as if it's an oyster,I try to get her wet again but her pussy just doesn't respond, I suck her and she gets wet,but once my mouth is out of there,she dries up again,she sometimes leaves me frustrated, because I like my sex to be long and hard with different styles. what could be the cause?
Oyster ko...crab ni.....or tortoiseshell!!!!
Romance › Re: She Is Taller Than I Am...In Love With her Bt Afraid Of Her, Will She Accept Me? by luminouz(m): 7:21pm On Apr 06, 2017
TEMINIKANSOSO:
I am in love with this lady since her 100 level now she is in 300, she is a model and i am a musician, and av being training her voice b'coz she is also a singer but not devoted ; she believes i am gifted and show me lot of respect when it comes to music, she always aspire to see me, we often talk on calls but i am always busy wit school now i am a graduates, this weekend she called and we had chance to talk about music, modeling and future plans, thou slightly i tell her how much i am happy to sit wit a beautiful lady like her, i admire her beauty, took picture with her. She was excited by my jokes and as she let out almost everything about herself and her behaviour to me... and even d last moment when she was on bike i look straight into her eyes, i could see some feelings....
First of all, She is damn beautiful, and a bit taller than i do, thou younger, i am confused and i do not want to lose her FRIENDSHIP, her believe in my voice and writing skill is great.
Should i tell her my mind because she is one of d best thing i ever find?
Polish ur grammar b4 u go or ur fvcked!!!!!!!
Anyways......

Romance › Re: His Lecturer Has Sworn To Sleep With His Girlfriend Before Passing Him. by luminouz(m): 7:18pm On Apr 06, 2017
phintohlar:
Dis kind thing apun 2 me too wen i dey my 2nd year in school. Oh boy na set i set d old fool up oh,i recorded everything he said to me & i gave it to my guy who asked me 2 leave d rest 2 him.. Na the man call me dey beg me l8r,na every afternoon i con dey go the man office go collect money 4 Gala & Coke..
What is smelling hia? Lies or Lice? I think lies!!!! wink
Romance › Re: His Lecturer Has Sworn To Sleep With His Girlfriend Before Passing Him. by luminouz(m): 7:17pm On Apr 06, 2017
firstking01:
Rubbish and foolish old man and a disgrace to the learned society he is....a very simple issue that needs to be handled with utmost carefulness...let your friend write the exam jare, but on the condition that he is a brilliant student...i mean let him have a testimony from other of his departmental folks that he's intelligent and ofcourse he must pass the course convincingly very well...trust me, the lecturer can never give him an Fundecided, if he dares let your friend summon him to ask him(your friend) the exact questions he asked in the exam or berra still let him provide you answer bookletundecided…do this and see how you'd disgrace the idiot and thank me later cool.
Wrong move bro!!!!!! Summoning ur scripts may bail u out with him but makes u a target for oda lecturers.... Only one solution.....peace is a lie....there is only passion!!! Let some Gs fvck him up
Romance › Re: His Lecturer Has Sworn To Sleep With His Girlfriend Before Passing Him. by luminouz(m): 7:15pm On Apr 06, 2017
Passy089:
It will lead to his expulsion which he can't afford in his 500L
My advice? Let some Gs take care of d little poosay cat lecturer.....break his legs n arms n let him be out for 6 months to 1 year.....I know some niggas who did that n graduated b4 d old fvcks could blink...d goal is not to kill him...just incapacitate him
Celebrities › Re: Liz Benson’s Daughter, Lilian's Traditional Marriage In Pictures by luminouz(m): 6:35pm On Apr 06, 2017
ChristyB:
Happy married life to them.
Baba God oya pick my call oo, i also want to be celebrated.
Ermmm...u.mean marriedhuh?
Pets › Re: 10 Ways To Spot Dogs Owned By Poor People by luminouz(m): 6:05pm On Apr 06, 2017
tosyne2much:
Na one of those things baba cheesy cheesy
Lmao!!!!
Pets › Re: 10 Ways To Spot Dogs Owned By Poor People by luminouz(m): 5:58pm On Apr 06, 2017
Must u mention Ekiti? U little....... cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Rosaline Meurer Flaunts Her Tattoos And Bikini Body by luminouz(m): 5:47pm On Apr 06, 2017
iysa:
;Dbecause she is someone's side chick too...ladies would never change, they are their own enemies
Lmao!!!
Romance › Re: Man Curses Lady Who Blocked Him After Sending Her 9k by luminouz(m): 1:47pm On Apr 06, 2017
porchbaby:
words of a brokeass nigga
Lmao!!!! Naaaa! Its d only rebuttal an 'EBINA' geh deserves
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's 2nd Son Ayo Jnr Looking Too Cute During Visit To Doctor by luminouz(m): 12:51pm On Apr 06, 2017
Thisboysef:
Where did i put that my f*ck sef, cuz i wanna give it out. But that guy below me mumu sha
Its here bro.....

Family › Re: I'm Tired Of My Marriage!!! Please Help by luminouz(m): 11:59am On Apr 06, 2017
Hemstone:
mumu... so after telling someone to shut up. This is the rubbish you can advise?
*rubbing tears from eyes* why are u this savage in ur replies...... She can go and kuku kill herself now!!! Izunfair ooooo!!!!!
Family › Re: I'm Tired Of My Marriage!!! Please Help by luminouz(m): 11:57am On Apr 06, 2017
PaperLace:
Only on NL do beings like you pity someone doing better than you _pity yourself. Now, go quote your fellow men supporting domestic violence, you silly being.

Romance › Re: Man Curses Lady Who Blocked Him After Sending Her 9k by luminouz(m): 11:42am On Apr 06, 2017
porchbaby:
Ordinary 9k,Chai if na me u kan jam nko lipsrsealed undecided undecided
Ehehn? If na u nko? I won't even give u poo!!!!
Celebrities › Re: Rosaline Meurer Flaunts Her Tattoos And Bikini Body by luminouz(m): 11:38am On Apr 06, 2017
softwerk:
Tonto Dike right now?!
Y are u dis wicked naaaaa!
Family › Re: I'm Tired Of My Marriage!!! Please Help by luminouz(m): 11:33am On Apr 06, 2017
PaperLace:
This generation of mothers have a lot to do. May my kids not grow to post the kind of comments I read on NL. This is why women shouldn't be scared of being alone, neither should they be overly dependent on their husbands.

If my husband try that flex his muscles on me. Imsef won't, he knows there are people waiting for him to fuckup, make them enter set. grin
So to ur addled brain ur husband won't beat u coz there are people(ur family) waiting for him to fuckup? So they can beat him? If ur not married I just pity u.....so ur family members are set beaters?
Family › Re: I'm Tired Of My Marriage!!! Please Help by luminouz(m): 11:28am On Apr 06, 2017
ElsonMorali:
How about you be fair and post the husband's side of the story here too or let him come online and defend himself.
Exactly my point but DAT daretoFIFA chick just dey huff n puff upandan!!!!
Family › Re: I'm Tired Of My Marriage!!! Please Help by luminouz(m): 10:56am On Apr 06, 2017
daretodiffer:
5 years is very long, some start after 20 years! If you know what you were saying you won't be mentioning 5 years like it is such a big deal!!!

Get a brain, man. Aggravation is the reason why he should beat her day in day out. It is her fault he can't control himself. She must be doing something, even if she were, the appropriate thing is to beat her, abi? What is stopping him from leaving the marriage? Biko, when a soldier aggravate you, beat him Wella sogbo!!!



I can't help insulting you, I don't like ijiiotssmiley. Don't be thick in the head,
I have been told ur a psycho!!!!!! A Yoruba Muslim psycho is bad combination for me abeg.......I see u have a sharp mouth....pray u don't marry some1 who is hot tempered....ur case don done niyen.....
Don't be so thick in d leg!!!!
Family › Re: I'm Tired Of My Marriage!!! Please Help by luminouz(m): 10:50am On Apr 06, 2017
goingape1:
you got time talking with that psychopathic Yoruba woman!

don't let her infect you with her demented mindset!

you mostly find her in religion of peace section talking rubbish up and down!


we all know that something is wrong with her brain.
Bro! I never knew!!! Thanks for hinting me chairman! Am so not answering her again biko!!!
Family › Re: I'm Tired Of My Marriage!!! Please Help by luminouz(m): 10:44am On Apr 06, 2017
daretodiffer:
I dont want to know what she did!!! Are you that thick in the head to justify battering and irresponsibility? He had a fvcking choice when h.knew he was tired of the marriage!!!

Please pray that your daughter's husband becomes a woman batterer because of something she did.
N are u that thick in d ASS to keep sitting on d same bullshiiit n expect it to float!!!!! Seems u have suffered at d hands of such men!!! Ehyah Pele!!!! I never endorsed battering of d woman...all I said was are we sure d woman is not aggravating him in any way....or maybe he is facing some issues we dont know.....y would he just start beating after just 5 years of marriagehuh? Something is fishy
But then u can't make ur point without resulting to insults n vile utterances.... Are u a Yoruba Muslim?
Family › Re: I'm Tired Of My Marriage!!! Please Help by luminouz(m): 10:23am On Apr 06, 2017
daretodiffer:
A man goes crazy and drunk.on a whim without any trigger

A woman goes crazy and psycho without any trigger

It is called being human albeit psychopathic one. It is not new. Stop making it sound like humans cannot be selfish and stupid.

I don't want to know what she did. It is not an excuse batter another human being or act irresponsibily. He has a choice!
I stopped reading at the 'you don't want to know what she did' line.....are u for realhuh??
BTW...am a scientist....humans don't go crazy without triggers......who in 7 hades told u DAT they do? shocked
Family › Re: I'm Tired Of My Marriage!!! Please Help by luminouz(m): 10:09am On Apr 06, 2017
daretodiffer:
Yeah, she is the reason for his irresponsible attitudeundecided
Now am beginning to think ur a monitoring spirit.... Always tracking me....shuuu
BTW....has anyone even asked d guy what happened? A man does not go crazy n drunk on a whim..... U so believed the wife's version coz ur a woman!!!! Something happened to make him like DAT!!!!!! Just think about that!!!!
Some Women can so play d victim card eh....yet they are d vampires
Family › Re: I'm Tired Of My Marriage!!! Please Help by luminouz(m): 10:05am On Apr 06, 2017
adorablepepple:
Just shut up!!!
I support his opinion......d woman could also be guilty u know....I noticed u get sentimental on these issues...y babe... U married or something? grin
Family › Re: I'm Tired Of My Marriage!!! Please Help by luminouz(m): 10:00am On Apr 06, 2017
Solobenny:
Admittedly, the wife is a human being, subjected to human errors, however, from I've witnessed, she's very submissive and replies him in a low tone, apologizes when due. That said, after her mum's demise, the husband didn't show any sympathy, this drove her crazy and couldn't bear it anymore.
She is ur cousin is she not? Can u vouch for her character for d past one year? D guy might be a drunk....but most men are driven to drink coz they are not happy.....u ever considered DAT?
Romance › Re: Love Is A Mirage by luminouz(m): 9:35am On Apr 06, 2017
MOFAZIT:
Are you sure there are some things?

Your life is private, given to you by God.
Under any circumstances, always look for your survival way.
Don't ever think of given it up.
It's crime.
Lmao! Am not talking about suicide.... Am talking about sacrifice........ I can sacrifice my life to save my loved ones! What about u?
Rap Battles › Re: Luminouz Vs Birdman V1.0 by luminouz(op): 9:16am On Apr 06, 2017
REVENGE OF THE SCORNED........
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grin


Cc mrtolotolo
Politics › Re: New Photo & Look Of Celestine Omehia, Former Governor Of Rivers State by luminouz(m): 8:54am On Apr 06, 2017
adorablepepple:
And so? Should we spice, fry and eat him undecided.


He looks good
U n ur sense of humour sha!!!!
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Tboss Angry With Debie-Rise For Asking Her To Sing National Anthem by luminouz(m): 8:47am On Apr 06, 2017
LaDivva:
Don't worry, Wil mention you when I upload a full picture.
Make it soon....am travelling to sambisa ooooo!!!!! tongue
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Tboss Angry With Debie-Rise For Asking Her To Sing National Anthem by luminouz(m): 8:22am On Apr 06, 2017
LaDivva:
LOL
I'm small o, forget the big hair na just cover up grin
Wasn't even looking at d hair joor! Face n body structure nko? wink
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Tboss Cannot Recite The National Anthem And Pledge by luminouz(m): 8:10am On Apr 06, 2017
Nickizoe:
What is that??
*rolling eyes* PM me!

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