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Romance › Re: For It To Be Good, How Long Should Sex Last? by luminouz(m): 10:15pm On Feb 13, 2017
ToriBlue:
grin grin, you dey madt.
5 hours too small babe? I could do 7! Just to satisfy u! grin grin grin cheesy
Romance › Re: For It To Be Good, How Long Should Sex Last? by luminouz(m): 9:31pm On Feb 13, 2017
ToriBlue:
5hours grin.
My ideal sexmate! So glad I found u! tongue
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Run Away From Cele Girls by luminouz(m): 9:18pm On Feb 13, 2017
Raine80:
With mindsets like this progres will forever remain a dream for this land.
Rainylala.....wia have u been dear! undecided
Happy val in advance!
N oh about d cele ish......people believe they are diabolic....dou I have met some very nice ones!
Romance › Re: One Pretty, Rich Woman Vowed To Shun Her Mentions From Me On Nairaland by luminouz(m): 9:07pm On Feb 13, 2017
GreenPlumes:
I know a girl here who is very beautiful and rich. I know her off naira land too. So I wooed her, and she showed the world how I am not worthy to carry her bag, let alone touch her. She went ahead to block me in all her social media accounts. Since that she can't block me on NL, she vowed never to reply if I try mentioning her.

I kept mentioning her on every thread where she comments. Surprisingly, she replied my mention one day, and expected me to also say something about what she said. I used that opportunity to snub her. Then I kept watching her nl comments. Since the day I snubbed her comment, she was logging in, but refused to drop comments here again, and this is a girl that would make nothing less than 10 comments per day.

After about 5 days, I teased her in a different thread. She replied me in that thread and made over 15 comments in other threads that same evening in Romance section.

Are these coincidences or that she has started feeling the vibes?
Just gimme her moniker! grin
Romance › Re: I Caught My Neighbor Kissing Her Little Brother . What Should I Do? by luminouz(m): 9:05pm On Feb 13, 2017
spawnx:
It is just so sad how the world has gone bonkers. what the hell do y'all mean by "mind your business" , have you all lost your moral compass?

You need to talk to them, probably tell their folks.

I bet most of you shouting mind your biz, go to various place of worship. I am disgusted. kilo worry yin ni country gan.
Olorun yi o bukun fun o! U make sense die!
Romance › Re: Help, I'm Too Obsessed About Dark Skin Girls. by luminouz(m): 8:08pm On Feb 13, 2017
vivaciousvivi:
Hey Kunle, long time no hear.
Sorry bae...me? Since when?
You haven't stopped this your insane habit of peddling false information!

How is Ib jare?
N u haven't stopped this ur insanely insane habit of sidewipping me....especially when rich guys(birdman n co) are around... U won disgrace me abi?Whatever happened to love naaaa! N to think of it VAL is 2mao! Chai! I have suffered..... Have suffereded. . .have even sufferededed! tongue

Ib is fine bae n we both miss u! Keep d val tight for me aiit? kiss kiss
Politics › Re: Alleged $9.7m Loot: Angry Kaduna Slum Residents Curse Ex-nnpc Boss Yakubu by luminouz(m): 2:12pm On Feb 13, 2017
adadike281:
That's why I love Igbos. An Igbo man believes in live and let's live. An Igbo man will not have such money in his house without his community benefiting from it. go to igboland, most roads and water projects are constructed and built by individuals, yet they open their wicked mouth and call us 'greedy'.
Before I say anything...lemme see ur face! wink
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija Host, Ebuka Obi-Uchendu's Bulge In His Trousers, Sets Twitter Agog by luminouz(m): 7:05am On Feb 13, 2017
Ginaz:
Ebuka gather o shocked shocked, his wife is enjoying chaiil. He put everyone on tension today, it was kind of awkward looking at a married man's diccck. Nobody knew where to look at again, my mom's friend said all she could see was ebuka's....dicck. I ran to the room to watch in peace. grin

This guy is too handsome, first igbo guy I have a crush on unfortunately he is married and off reach. I wish him a happy home. Such a Handsome guy.
Lmao! Whoever said women don't like big dvcks is a big fool! grin
Romance › Re: Help, I'm Too Obsessed About Dark Skin Girls. by luminouz(m): 6:39am On Feb 13, 2017
Bumbae1:
Lol Lumi una no well ohh
Swear been laughing at this post .. hope say ur bae no dey here
Loooooooool! If u see wetin d birdman done do me eh! U go pity me sef.....so this is my way of making him itchy n twitchy!
Bae? Na vivaciousvivi na! She knows am just playing around grin grin
Romance › Re: Help, I'm Too Obsessed About Dark Skin Girls. by luminouz(m): 6:22am On Feb 13, 2017
Mrtolotolo:
Kai... you be bad brother o..
you say na trap..I comot hand for you.
You also say na vivi.. I say carry go...no problem. .
now my bae lalaosky from way back you wan collect too.. brotherly.. why art thou loff ponmo like this?

I go carry your matter go meeting tonight angry angry angry angry angry
Looooooool! Which meeting naaaaa! grin
Just putting d turkeyman through some sweaty sessions! U know I got ur back naaaaaa! grin
BTW! Ponmo don cost ooooo! Coz of val! Will be back after val! grin
Romance › Re: 12 Things Handsome Guys Go Through And Are Tired Of by luminouz(m): 10:14pm On Feb 12, 2017
alexialin:
Story! tongue
Na confirm talk I dey yarn u oh! grin
Hustling hard here! Am an exception to ya rule! grin
So u see.....its ur word against urs..... cheesy
Romance › Re: Help, I'm Too Obsessed About Dark Skin Girls. by luminouz(m): 10:11pm On Feb 12, 2017
Mrtolotolo:
Lolzz grin

Tell on me to who?
I thought you said she's your babe..
bros you don enter yawa.. you must bribe me with 2 bags of garri and one keg of kunu, if not I will.... tongue
Or what? Tell on me...tell ko.....telemundo ni!
Wetin consign u with bumbae1 n myself naaaa!
Can u see how sexily she pronounced my name? Lumi! She ever called u sexy anything? Na.....wetin she go call u sef? Birdie.....turkey Lee......Turk..... Turkish....maybe turpentine? grin......lmaooooo!
Go on now....work dat jealousy bone in ur body! grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Back From My First Ban! by luminouz(op): 5:39am On Feb 12, 2017
Rayhandrinni:
k for keloggs
Kelloggs? huh
Romance › Re: 12 Things Handsome Guys Go Through And Are Tired Of by luminouz(m): 5:30am On Feb 12, 2017
alexialin:
In the past few years I would have agreed with the op analysis but Not anymore.

One thing about fine boiz is this! Because they are wooed left right and centre by ladies. They tend to forget about their main gf and get Carried away by distracting ladies. At the end, they break up with the main babe thinking the grass is greener at the other side Or the main babe gets fed up with their disappearing and appearing attitudes coupled with their arrogance. Whereas another cool guy has been pestering their main babe for a real relationship. At the end she leave her over fine bf and finds solace and love in the arms of an average presentable guy.
That's why most fine bois are always single without a babe on the long run. By the time. They clock 40years old, their eyes go come clear and they start becoming humble and focused in relationship. And quickly marry the first girl they say hi to.
Fine boiz na wahala.. They are never focused.. Always carried away with praises from ladies.
I no want fine boy abeg.. Such guys are just bunch of problems with their over bloated egos. Give me a presentable guy with prospects anytime any day.

Mind you, have dated very handsome guys in the past and all they ended up in doing is giving me high bp with their ego wey no get head.. And the irony is that am extremely pretty but my head is screwed right.. I hardly get swayed by distractors. So it amazes me when they are easily swayed by other women..
Bye bye to fine boiz.. I would rather live long and happy with a grounded average looking guy.
Well! I am handsome n focused! But then y won't I be? There is only one of me naaaaa! How many girls I won date? I be king Solomon? I no won die young abeg!grin
Romance › Re: 17 People Who Died While Trying To Take A Selfie by luminouz(m): 5:27am On Feb 12, 2017
Wao!
Romance › Re: Help, I'm Too Obsessed About Dark Skin Girls. by luminouz(m): 5:10am On Feb 12, 2017
Mrtolotolo:
Vivi must see you in action tongue
Well....two can play d game bro! U tell on me..I tell on u! U got several incriminating posts too! tongue
Romance › Re: #5000 Each For 10 Lucky Winners In This Section by luminouz(m): 5:08am On Feb 12, 2017
Pluto16:
As handsome as you re on your dp u still dey send account number..if your Gateman work no pay you find another one nau..janitor is better..
Just playing nii oo don't take serious oo
Lmao! Of course i know ur joking bro! grin
Romance › Re: #5000 Each For 10 Lucky Winners In This Section by luminouz(m): 11:45pm On Feb 11, 2017
Its alien oooooooooo......u n me na 5&6....not of this world bro! Oya bless ur fellow alien!
2331398011...Ecobank
Romance › Re: Help, I'm Too Obsessed About Dark Skin Girls. by luminouz(m): 11:40pm On Feb 11, 2017
Mrtolotolo:
Cupcake ko cup of garri ni tongue grin

Alagbere eda...
Wetin consign u!
Alakoba eyan! grin cheesy
Romance › Re: Help, I'm Too Obsessed About Dark Skin Girls. by luminouz(m): 11:23pm On Feb 11, 2017
Mrtolotolo:
Kai!!!

Mr nackson cheesy grin
Lmao! More like Mr snackson! grin tongue

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