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Mrtolotolo:
You know even sabi spell her name. Vivaciousvivi not vivaliciousvivi.. lobatan

But na how many babes you alone want... oga kunlery.. kai!!!!

Lmao! I know say u go talk about d spelling! Hawkeyed human! Wanted to see if u will catch DAT!

How many babes ke? Can't I admire again?

vowsng:
Now i see, you obviously love fruit salad. i love to stay on a lane, just that i feel like I'm on the wrong lane right now........

Lol ...I get ur point now!

Sandydayziz:
Lolz... I should av known
Tanx sweet

Uwc cupcake!

vowsng:
Brother, i hope u ain't taking it personal cause i see your 'fair face' too. Or are you saying you preferred it black?

Looool! No bro! I have no preference when it comes to colour... Look at sandydayziz n AgbenuAnna...dey are dark n cute.....will date em anywia anytime........check out vivaciousvivi n trapqueen77... They are fair n lovely....will gladly make em mine.....dark or fair..makes no diff. To me.....cuteness transcends colour to ME!

Sandydayziz:
I reserve my comment

Berra reserve it! Ur confusing d OP d more....he loves em dark n ur dp is giving him lovely migraines!
U look lovely dear!

AgbenuAnna:
is it a crime to pray?you seem confuse

On ur case I agree with OP....ur dark is so fine babe!

vowsng:
Hello peeps, how are you all doing.

I mingle with both fair and dark skin ladies, but for a very long time now, i have had this strong obsession with dark skin ladies to the extent that whenever I'm with a fair skin, i dont mostly feel like I'm with a lady, i feel like I'm with a fellow guy, i dont find them attractive in anyway.

On the other hand, whenever i sight a dark skin girl from afar, i start having this unusual feeling of affection, especially those ebony with glitering dark colour.

The problem is that i cant imagine myself giving birth to a kid with dark skin colour, it pisses me off seing kids that are dark, but if this obsession continues, i doubt if i wont marry a dark skin girl, which will inturn give rise to dark skin kids, though I'm a bit fair.

Please does any one feel this same way? Is there a remedy, most times i have instant erection at the sight of a dark skin girl.
Any solution to this?

It pisses me off to see ur 'a bit' fair face!
Dark is a colour.. Just like yellow...never defines who u are! Beauty is irrespective of colour.. Even d whites tan to have d bronzed look we take for granted here!

Bumbae1:
Choi wey ur bae dey make she no skin me alive ohhh

Na vivaliciousvivi o! But there is a catch....mrtolotolo is hellbent on separating us! Coz his big bird eyes no dey see fine thing without coveting!


BTW! She is a good girl.....she won't skin u alive....how val preps naaaaa!

Bumbae1:
Heyyyy jesu cupcake ke
No one called cake before ...

I just did! Ur DAT sumptuous!

lodphil:
mean hearted human being,change ur ways

U dey mind DAT Carmel? D thing pained her!

[quote author=carammel post=53613853][/quote]Who be dis na? Caramel or camel?

Hadez:
Most Nairalanders are broke, unintelligent and stupid. Op you are right Jo. I have been watching them begging and this cutehector kid too even created a thread to beg for money. These are the little things I am replying?

Dafuq just dropped from ur mouth?

DozieInc:
I could relate bruh.
Two beautiful ladies (sisters actually) came to the shop the other day, to buy wine and things in preparation for the trad wedding of the elder one.
So we were really chatting fine, cracking jokes and all with my eyes on the other one. After the purchases I was "begging" for her number stylishly (yea I didn't have a girlfriend) The elder sister noticed it and over to join in the convo, I thought she would make things easier but these were her words " Esty he is a handsome and he even looks innocent but this type ehn they will later show you their true color and hurt you badly".
Na so she take put sand for my garri be dat.

Lmao! D elder sister no get joy! Spoilt ur parol! Pele bro!

Am a fine boi! Have been told that since I was old enough to walk.....gets worse as u grow older.... Ur a Casanova...ur never broke....ur never serious....ur always a fvckboi......older women stare at ur crotch openly(as if d gateway to Paradise is there).....u see women eyes mist over...glaze..become droopy...n u know another daughter of eve is in hornnny land! N u sometimes wonder if being fine is a CURSE!
Not only that... Am very intelligent....high IQ...with a good dress sense! Personally I don't blame d ladies! Was made this way! Learnt to manage it!

Ayo! I feel ur pain bro! Similar stuff happened to me...mine was Igbo! No use crying over split milk! My advice? Focus on getting a job first guy! Without that...ur still not a man! Please I beg u.....don't be so discouraged u forget ur a man......changing ur location to please her sounded cool but was d wrong thing to do at that time........n she still forgot that n let u down when u need her most!
Focus bro! Forget her for now! Get a new job first.....
My two cents!

Bumbae1:
Lol why would i lie .. morning sunshine

Loool! Morning cupcake!

Mrtolotolo:
Kunlestic lumi to nouz

Correct guy!

Bumbae1:
Add plus 44 ok . Check now

Are u sure? Mrtolotolo na lie o! Add plus 666!

Mrtolotolo:
My name is Mr Tolotolo aka baddosky.. Aka bin jabar.. The olu of dobodobo land the 2nd..

What's your name?

Dobodobo ko.....fokosobo ni!
Emi noni...emi noni.....emi ni monster.....emi ni buster.....emi ni moni vivaliciousvivi....Iwo ni toaster!

Bumbae1:
O sha mo

Condition ti mo wa!

Bumbae1:
Y u dey laugh u just lucky u cute if not

If not? Then what? U will judefccfied me?

thornapple:
It's ok, you also cared so gat to reciprocate.

Lol!

Mrtolotolo:
Where dem dash money? Me sef want my own share o.

As you be my brother, you can have all the ladies except vivaciousvivi... Thank you sir..

Brother mi Kunle

Lmao! Iffa catch u! Vivaliciousvivi is MINE! How many times I go tell u!
Brother MI whatsyaname sef!?

Mrtolotolo:
Hian!

Your babes ke
How can my lalaosky be your babe
Luminouz mind yaself o

Oga mmm don chop my money o

Lalaosky ko....lalasticlala ni.......mrtolotolo warn ursef o!

Wetin consign me with mmm wey chop ur moni?
Am special joor! Find ur bros something! This one wey people dey dash out money! I want my SHARE!

Mrtolotolo:
Missed you too like luminouz dey miss garri

It's very cold here too!

Must u use my name when u dey play romeo n Juliet?
This guy...I dey suspect u! Na every babe I like u dey like ni? I will organise some hard core rap on top ya head if u no leave my babes alone ooooo!


Mrtolotolo.....shey u no go EPP me too......ur guy needs money.......reply ASAP......

Mrtolotolo:
Oga kunlestic..

I trust you

Loool!

Bumbae1:
Ahhhhh the guy tho
Mehn jungle life no fit that guy at all.. hold on is that beard glued hmmm orishirishi

Thank God Adam didnt look like this but eve garrit trus her ., you can c,early see his eaten a few apples aleready his future is bright .."gets whip"

Lmao!

Mrtolotolo:
Kai!!

You will walk out of the hotel with bow legs..

Dats if she ever walks out at all...especially after her session with me!

This girl again....u sure u don't have Stockholm syndrome?
Onila in Yoruba could connote diff.things!
Onila.......tribal marked person
Onila........okro seller
Onila........u won't succeed!
Onila........u won't lick it?
Onila.......very big oooooo!

U see ur life? No wonder ur confused!

thornapple:
Sorry for the perceived injustice you suffered and welcome back.
We live in an unjust world so it shouldn't come as a surprise.

hey U! How u been?
Thanks for caring!