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axeman2:
YES I AM.

Pele!

axeman2:
YOU ARE VERY STUPID ARE YOU ABOVE MISTAKE?

Errmmm.....are u pained?

Nawa o! 13 times in 4 days? I do like 8times in one night! 13 times is a day n half for me!
But u try sha! Fvckboi!

optional1:
so u wan chop money....

You go chop tired..

Lmao!

optional1:
so u wan chop money....

You go chop tired..

Lmao!

sylviaeo:
wat?

SMH......a mosquito's heart! *sighs*

sylviaeo:
yeah

Cool! Sent u something!

tellsblinks:
What is torrent? Film website?

No! Cucumber sellers worldwide!

axeman2:
THESE ONCE ARE CURSE.

With ur English like this....y won't they be cursed?

Very pretty girl..... Only God knew what happened! To punch DAT guy's face dey hungry me ASAP!

sylviaeo:
Odo Ado in Ado ekiti precisely

Are u for real?
We should totally hook up...will be there dis weekend! Am @ omolayo..ikere road.....u know DAT side?

megareal:
May we never birth children who will kill us tomorrow.

At 51, he couldn't make his own money but had to kill for his sister's own. Where was he when the sister was making her own money?

Smoking Igbo n drinking alomo!

sylviaeo:
NCAN reporting from ekiti. Na dem dem.

Which ekiti? U sabi d place as u dey talk so?

optional1:
send me your account details here lemme ship in the ego owo.

Wagbayi omo yiiiii! Sent u something! U know where yo check!

optional1:
Oh Lord embarrass me with money i mean money so that i can also embarrass my future husband, my kids, my family, my friends and my enemy + all them guys i af friendzoned. Amen...















Move don't look back.

Forget d future joor! U still have enough to buy me infinix note 3! Do d needful for VAL!

Benita27:
Perhaps, the guy was even tired of the phone.

If your bf has a car, break the front screen: if he doesn't beat you, he's a husband material.

Modified!
My Aunt bashed her husband's car some weeks after he bought it and went on rig...she kept disturbing me with "Benita, what am i going to do?" i could see the fear on her face, until i asked her houseboy why she kept asking me that question, the boy said " haba, e dey beat am o!, maybe she dey fear the beating wey she go receive".

I was there on holiday and had no idea he beats her, two weeks later he was home, she refused i go out that day, after his meal she told him about the car...the man ran out on boxers to see his car, she ran to the kitchen to meet us...he came back and was furiously screaming.

I wonder what stopped him from hitting her?...my presence!.

Benita27! I don't beat women o! Even though Lord knows some of em deserve it! My father taught me DAT a man who beats his wife lacks courage! ignoring her for some time will bring her back to her senses!

Moral of my story? Ur safe with me babe!

Bumbae1:
Haha no thank you
Just need to go chemist and get some cold n flu tablets
I'll be ok

Aiit! Do DAT n rest.......holla back when ur alright!

Bumbae1:
Jesu lol
Actually made me laugh .. hope your good ohh

Bit ill today mehn not feeling 100% need a Doc

Am good joor!
Eehyah! Pele dear! Go see a doc ASAP.......or emmm....I could do something about it ....if u want?

thornapple:
Hahahaha. you are really on my case.
We might settle with a fight and i'm pushing him for that. lol

Just be careful what u wish for!

Teempakguy:
what you attributed to God, I attribute to genetic diversity.

it makes sense that in any given population, the number of individuals with genetic diversity increases with population. with a population of 7 billion, one can reasonably expect a high amount of individuals with high genetic diversity: attractive people.

Before population increase nko?

thornapple:
He's not my boyfriend. Just a crush

So una never settle? Nawa o!

thornapple:
Not always like that.
Hope u were able to get some rest by dawn.

Did! Woke up around noon!
Hope u have settled with ur bf?

Bumbae1:
Haha joker .. here when you don't smile .. Guys be like .. wetin dey do dis wan abeg comot
So its better that way ..

D not smiling ish attracts me more! It intrigues me! So.....no hiding place for dis goldfish babe!

Bumbae1:
It is God ....

Hmmm even to walk on road self sometimes mehn the stress .. have to walk with my bitsh face on .. no smiles just frowning so no one approach me

Ur lucky I don't stay in ur hood....frowning face won't deter me o......u need a restraining order from supreme court!

Bumbae1:
Lol noo rokiatu own fit compete with the bae ... i no fit abeg ..
thats what you call load

Lmao! Yeah.....rokiatu's own eh..na another booty class entirely!
How do women manage such big asses!

Bumbae1:
Lol how she take stand with those heel
With that kind load for back

Are u sure ur own load no dey approach her own? Coz ur dp suggests............

U have some cool topics n just when I start giving u d attention u want.....u nosedived n crashed with froggy posts like this one!
Maka calm down now!

thornapple:
He already slighted me in an absolute display of cowardice so we might just end up having a fight after all, after which i'll deactivate and go my way.
It's in preparation of that confrontation i added a signature to my status and i'm sure he has seen it.

*sighs* love n heartache..... 5&6!

Mikylopez:
lolz would have been fun to watch...... i hate men who beat women yh deriz nothing sweet about our gender buh cmon most of us are fragile one hit and d rest becomes history.... heaven knows i can't stay in an abusive marriage.... submissive kor sub zero ni

Iffa catch u!

thornapple:
Sadly but it's true and i have no regrets. Have been a guess here for years and been watching him all along. I'm not shy, i go for what i have my eyes set on.

All d best babe! Go grab DAT niggar!

thornapple:
You single handedly assassinated the OP and now pushing the blame to me?.
Chai diaris God o.

Yes, i'm not a girl but a lady.

Lady huh?

thornapple:
Sorry about the Insomnia. I'm sure you know what to do about that.

I guess!