₦airaland Forum

JennieCutie4U:
ehnnn ogunlana drive u said close to my house, am sooooo gatecrashing dat wedding... oya Nairaland ayam coming, mk I go prepare for wedding... free rice, free chicken and free meaaaaat...

Thanks babe...now I know ur house! Am soooooo gatecrashing! Be expecting me 2mao!

I quote u n since I wear 5 times buhari's weight......no crushing things for me....
U little fvcker!

Bumbae1:
Lol y u dey lie like this

Babe MI to sexy! Awayu!
How do u know am lying?

Mine!

dicksononline:
If by Monday our president is not back, they should declare Tuesday and Wednesday public holidays so that all of us will go and look for our president. Our president can't go to London and be missing like that.... Let them open border, we all will go to London and look for him....

Only in this country Nigeria ,
It started from,
Missing Chibok girls!.....
Missing Certificate!...
Missing Budget!....
Missing Moon!....
And now,.. Huh,.
Missing President!!...

Missing moon? Lmao!

dessz:
blood of isreal.
what my mouth have seen my eye cannot spoke.

Oyinbo ofo!

jeeqaa7:
When your devil and your guardian Angel join forces to Bleep you up...

This shows how low toyin actually went.. Because of a few quids he had stolen to spend on her... Ofe mmanu sha

Ode ni boboyi sha!

B2Spirits:
My guy is obviously in love, but one thing else bothers him. He was the one that deflowered the young girl. Never used condom, and gal never used contraceptives because she want to be pregnant so that guy won't mistakenly marry someone else, and she is yet to get pregnant.

Now d story is taking on several twists n turns! Is it d attitude or d inability to get belle now we go correct or what?

Who asked u?

Unimaginable123:
Are u guys not tired? Yesterday u said Gifty was married. Today is that she has boyfriend. What are u coming up with tomorrow?

She has 7 kids!

Divay22:
hahahaha......na so he pain you,not In support of what she is doing.....

But I'll advice the guy to stop watching,it's already making him doubt their relationship and that's what kills a relationship.

Well.....If they had a planned arrangement on d issue no wahala...but he seemed really pained....like he wasn't pretending!

Divay22:
If the guy was to be there,he would/will do worse.....

If he can't keep up,he should simply stop watching.....
Simple as ABC

Really? I pity ur bf!

Do u now know y falling in love is so hard? Hoes everywhere!

alexialin:
But sincerely and with all. Modesty who in her right senses would want to marry a job less guy? If your sister brings home a jobless guy as her fiance? Will u accept? Your parents sef will walk him to the door.
And when it comes to cheating? If the guy can swear he has never fucvked any babe except her when things were rosy for him? Then he can go ahead and dump her. Cos we all know most financially stable guys cheat in relationships. So because she admitted and confessed to cheating on him once! He should dump her?
Let's please place ourselves in that scenario..

If your sister bring home a jobless man? Will u welcome him?

Y won't I welcome him? Is he a crocodile? If he sounds serious....he could marry n I will pay for a year rent! Joblessness is a thing of d mind...u can always find something to keep busy abeg!
Ohoh!!!!! When he single handedly took care of her education for 3yrs....u no see any fault oooo......
Now he was broke n d girl dey act up? Just after 3 months? Wtf?
D guy tried abeg! Y in d world would I send a girl to SKUL when she has family......n now d girl is disrespectful n hints act quitting! I support d OP not telling her shiiiit! Till she proves she can endure..coz DAT is d whole essence of a committed woman...

rebirthforgoody:
I must marry from Indonesia.

I rebuke it joor! When u still have me!

Nawa! Seems all these people commenting no read d story well or were hungry before reading....
The guy sponsored d girl's education till 3months ago.....she cheated when he lost his job..... She took turns berating d guy in a way indicative of quitting d relationship if his jobless status continues.....
Do i need to be a soothsayer to spell it out to u OP? DAT girl na olorunsogo girl(when things are smooth) n not d surulere type(enduring n perservering)......
My verdict.....hoes ain't loyal.....dump her ass!

rebirthforgoody:
What Na

This!

rebirthforgoody:
Really oh my gosh

Lmao! Look at yew! Funny geh! Hope u set like d geh too or else.....

Idydarling:
my dear the numbers are correct, e go enter, no need for name

Chai! See chest! Ur dp na die!

rebirthforgoody:
I hear

Nice dp.....d guy looks like me dou!

rebirthforgoody:
Am not lying

Watching u in 3D!

JuicyPucci:
She can't take that hot dog.

Can u?

powerfulsettingz:
A golf not even a lambogini
i beg pls I want to cook jollof rice, and I don't want to use water, pls what can I use?

My piss?

rebirthforgoody:
Not even for20million

Stop lying! 20million?

myfantasies:
Akuko

I have already loosen up, it's u dat i am worried about

Nd trust me.. .. I have seen a lot, but u have not, dat is y u r uptight

Lmao@akuko! U have a mouth on u sha!

myfantasies:
I can see u r pained on the d first day of the month, it ain't pretty either, it shows how the rest of the month will be 4 u

As for me over hyping myself... It comes naturally, i don't put my back into it

After all dis is Nairaland.. Everybody can be who ever dey wonna be

We are all here to have fun, so loosen up a little

Here we go again! Now she is abusive....... On d first day of d month! Shows how d rest of d month will be for u too!
Even on NL.....I don't fake who I am! What u see baby...is what u get! Loosen up babe!

myfantasies:
Keep on searching

Nd please stop twisting ur mouth

Wateva! Easy with d drama......it ain't pretty!

[quote author=Mrtolotolo post=53309120][/quote]Lmao!

myfantasies:
Op i did not read all dat

But i shave every week cos i am very hairy person

Just two weeks without shaving dat place will look like sambisa forest

Still looking for d 'am a very hairy person' on ur dp!

Am from d capital......ajebandele precisely!

Bumbae1:
Think its banana

For ur mouth?
Chain...u haff spoil finish!

Bumbae1:
Hope you work me no like bums

Bums? Lol.....I keep busy dou! DAT cool hun?