₦airaland Forum

Liability:
What is midriff? Is it a name of a country?

Rara o! Na Ur tummy oh!

IamNawty:
here boo

Thanks bae! Factory reset activated!

IamNawty:
Smh.. Someone's mother .. pele ooo

SISI no vex o....which one is midriff again.....recession don delete some words from my brain

joanana:
Shey I be fish ni. Yes dem Don Hook me oooooooooooooo. You no start your fishing early.

Lolz! *singing Joe's song - why are all d good girls taken every time...* I started fishing early.. But I was swallowed by a goddamn WHALE! Just escaped!

stingbreed:
Arab

O lyk Chinese!

stingbreed:
Will you marry me?

Iffa punch u eh? U will say Lai Mohammed is ur dad! She is taken joor!

IamNawty:
awwww

Dats my oyel money babe!

IamNawty:
Awww dis is soo cute.. Am almost in tears
Dear future hubby, pls if ure seeing this, this is wat I want too. Thanks I love u

Love u too baby! I am definitely seeing it! Hopefully by December my container go arrive from Iceland n we go make something happen!

Iamhatey:
If this gets to FP, I'm getting married by December

Am here babe! Will start making preparations! Wey ma mum' s number ooo! Let's start making some shiit!

ennyhola:
Hammer head of horror

U well so?

pretydiva:
Beautiful couple. They sure gonna mk cute kids .m future hubby where are thou

Sweetie! Am here darling!

Ikennakenn:
imagine the joy of grabbing that ass

Already salivating after u bro! Not omotola o! Na rokiatu me want!

rokiatu:
Thankfully you are not her husband and absolutely don't matter so you can park in some corner.

Don't mind him jare! BTW.. Is DAT u in DAT profile? Lawd! U rock babe! Am an ASS man!

LuvU2:
Something tells me omotola plays the head role in the home.

How u take know? U be witch?

Glassdoll:
I comment my reserve

joanana:
Hahahaha.. Na oyinbo baby oooooooooooooo but we can't collabo sha.

Kilode! Ur already hooked or wat?

joanana:
Her mama na ibo na. Shey na only the papa go give am name

Dis joanana sef! See as u be like oyinbo! Na albino we go born if we collabo o! Lolz

Glassdoll:
Really? That girl's lying to you...sooner or later

I don't think so! Not when am d first n only man she has ever known!

cindyrocks:
I have always said it, it is good to disregard looks while looking for a life partner, but that doesn't mean I will go for Mr. Ibu.

Mr ibu ke? Not when u have me babe! lolz

Glassdoll:
1. Her vîrginity:
She's lost it, she's lost it. There's no coming back from that. And you should know that some girls like to spice up or change their bad first experiences so as to forget the real experience. She said her landlord raped her...that's the truth (considering the fact that she was drunk when she told u this).

2. Being bisexual.
Guy! There's no girl on earth who don't have a bisexual trait lurking beneath her skin. I am yet to see a girl who'd say that she's never imagined something something with a girl or have kissed a girl. I have kissed a girl and there's nothing in that. You should even be happy that she recognizes that the D is the main thing (not a full lesbian)...so there's no problem here too.

3. Bread winner of the family
First son = responsibilities
First daughter = responsibilities
Bread winner of the family = more responsibilities!
A girl wants her marriage to consist of just herself, her kids and husband. Not brother to the husband, sister, cousin, nephew, far far cousins......shît's just creepy!
As long as she still loves you, you can actually handle this. Balance is the key word. Your family in one hand, she on the other...make her feel like family.

Understood?

I agreed to all points xcept number 2....don't generalize!

U try guy! U try! I laughed!

Ymain:
its nt by force move on

mumu

Maka y? Dats harsh na!

Lawlahdey:
Not too far from u.i sha

OK.....

UIA04:
Bleep off my mentions

*Sigh* just checked Ur profile! Lovely lips like urs are made for more than just saying * Bleep off *...

baranzy:
Dude ur cute but childish....how many girls now have you posted on nairaland as ur gf after a while u will bring up stpoid break up heartbreak crap here....ur a guy and u think ur having fun??..rather ur exposing urself to dangers ,stop spoiling and exposing the image of these daft and naive grls here.....these are peoples daughters and sisters and someones wife and mother to be....just be careful....
I wonder if these girls no get family at all........I swear if you try such poo around anyone close to me by blood or whatsoever..I swear you obituary will make front page with graphic pix on nairaland......a word is enuf for the wise.....eyes are watching u dont knw who is who.....be careful...

Correct talk!

Airforce1:
shut up you frustrated fool

Lolz! This got me laughing like a hyena!

evegran:
Lolz I don't feel sorry for her.

May I ask why dear?

Jenny1010:
Giant husband with a small deek , who couldn't satisfy his wife . but gets angry with another man wants to help out

How u take know?

faitheverest:
Good for them.. .congrats babe.
Na so me and my sister go still marry, on the same day! #waitingfortheguys

We are here baby! Me and my broda!

Lawlahdey:
God bless you dear.. You just said everything
By the way, some girls seff.. Nd this is why i dislike feminist talks

Thanks babe! Abi na! BTW...wia in Ibadan do u stay? Am around UI

UIA04:
And to think a cave dweller like you found himself in the 21st century is baffling


Stay oof my mentions asshole

Asshole? Lolz! N to think u want to be a mum one day! What will u teach ur kids darling!Tut! Tut! Easy with d vile talk na!

Stalker365:
Lol kinda true.

There's "when you're bored bf"
°°°°°°°°"when I need advice bf "
°°°°°°°°°" when I need some loving bf"

Check ma profile baby...which one do I fall into?