₦airaland Forum

LuvU2:
correct guy

Lol.love u too babe!

Stalker365:
I ain't got no Rod between ma legs

Lol....ermmm....in falz voice..if u are not possessing a rod....what is now Ur ramification?

Richy4:
I Have no words for an intelligent person like you.though I know that intelligent men and women knows how to disagree in an opinion without resulting to insults...anyways what do I expect from someone that belong to the gutters.. Talking to you will be stooping to your level. have a good day.

U talked to me boi! So u have stooped to my so called level! See mumu reasoning!

Saint52:
I was eating goat head(isiewu) and enjoyn my Maltina, this evening, inside Neighbourhood restaurant..... Around 6.45pm.... a man entered the restaurant holding a brief case with his right hand......
I guess he is a big politician because his dressing and pot belly portrays it..... He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying. The woman knelt down and told the man dat her children and her wan die of hunger since her husband died......This man opened the brief case and gave the woman five hundred thousand naira....... The woman jumped up and left the restaurant in happiness.... I was still watching wen anoda man started crying and came to him. He knelt down and beggged him dat he needed money to establish his bizness..... This man brought out ten million naira cheque (#10,000,000.00)and gave it to de man.. This time, i started murmuring and practicing on the lie I would blow to have my own national cake. ...I started crying and went to the man. Immediately I knelt down, I heard
"cut!! Cut!! Cut!!".
I turned and saw the director of the movie. He laughed and said "oooo boi na movie we dey shoot here" oo.

Hahahahahah shame wan kill me. Chaii!!
Economy no go kill person lol.
Happy freedom day

Nice!!!

Richy4:
I can just imagine what he will be thinking if she says that she will be arriving home @ 6pm and came in @ 6:30pm due to traffic hold up...

That girl will be a slave for the rest of her life in the name of pleasing him.... what a mess...

See mumu reasoning!

LuvU2:
If a woman forgives and takes back her partner for same, we applaud her for being good.

I think this one deserves a standing Ov Thats a real man right there

In timaya's voice... I concur...

Synzu:
That guy should be shot in the tongue.

U well so?

lashout1:
I laugh!

Wetin special with our flag design?

That guy did a very porous job.

At Ur age Ur brain is most porous!

karryn:
I go think am

Lol....pls do n lemme know waz up!

SlaughterGang:
Zahra Buhari can go fvck herself, along with her incompetent excuse of a dad...Give them rice...No Pepper?...When the rice is exhausted. What next?

Next? Ur balls...

karryn:
congratulations

Lolz! Thanks dear! Do we have a deal....will even give u discount! U go get those curves by the time am done!

UIA04:
When mummy and daddy are light skinned but all four shidren are chocolata

#Folds arms patiently waiting for toke makinwas children #

Ignoramus! U never consider d grandparents abi? If them dark nko? Simple DNA u no know!

karryn:
u be sculptor?

Yeah Darling! A professional sef! Had a masters n all!

zeb04:
lol my dear the world has moved on from this crap.

If there is any sensible person i have seen my bros with,is the lady he's about to get married too. With a child and 1000%intact upstairs.

No wonder!

zeb04:
inspite of her situation counted her lucky lol ,which situation? That she has an MS.C or a son in 200L?
Forget it,it is not a thing to applaud after al he married her with his eyes open. Probably he married her when she had her sh.it together.

Real deal is if he married her when she was still that dirty girl hawking.

Btw i don't think it is a big deal marrying a single mon or dad people do it so what is so special about it.
Next pls.

U well so?

iLegend:
From my dirty mind you didn't do anything wrong if she truly grabbed your dìck before the act.

But, from my clean mind, you should've stopped when she started crying.

Women work based on emotion. The time she molested your dìck was when she was feeling it and was in the mood, but the time you wanted to have sex with her she wasn't in the mood.

Scores: 1:2 (You're still leading).

As a man, the society will always blame you. While in secondary school a girl grabbed my dìck and ran. After a week I wanted to reciprocate, but she yelled at me. From that day I never spoke with her. She's married now. Whenever I see her I'll just look at her and walk away.

Another was a corper: I rented an apartment, but sometimes I do sleep in corper's cuz I have a room there too with 3 other corpers. So, some corpers came to visit me. One of the cute female corpers (who wears chains on her waist and leg with a nose ring), said she wants to smoke. I looked at her and she said what? Are you telling me you're a kid? And I said yes. She said iffa hia, you wey dey come carry girls for corper's lodge dey come here com fúck. Told her I'm a virgin. She looked at me, laughed and immediately entered the kitchen and took a lighter.

The other corper members were in my room playing around with my guitar and keyboard. After some minutes, they left and told me to tell Cynthia to come meet them at the lodge. It seemed it was a plan.

When she was done, she entered the bathroom and freshened up. She even came with a cool perfume. She came to the room and said, "so, you're a virgin?" And immediately tried to put her hand in the short to grab my dìck. I grabbed her hand and over-powered her. Then, I turned her around and tried to put my hand in her pússy, but she clinched her legs and shouted at me to stop. I stopped cuz I know when a girl means it. With the rough handling, her skin color changed. She's the most fair corper. I opened the curtain and saw how red her body had turned. Ntoin. After CDS she comes straight to my house to spend a night and she'll wear nothing but her panties. I treated her as if she was a male corper. It got to a point she said she won't come to my apartment again(Fine gal don dey vex o!). She said I wasn't romantic. Hahaha. (Yeah, I wasn't romantic because I intentionally did not fúck her).

Lesson: If a bad girl like Cynthia (who was also high on weed) can scream for help, then what do you expect from a good girl or a newly recruited bad girl?

Listen: women want sex to JUST HAPPEN without pressure. To do this, turn the game around.

This is how to do it. Play the role of a lady. Always be the one to accuse and pretend not to like sex. Tell her you're a virgin. When she makes sexual advances caution her. Act as if you hate sex, but act sexual and naughty at the same time. When you don't need something, it comes easily to you.

Women like mystery and intrigue. If you tell her you're a virgin she'll laugh at you and will want to find out herself, even when it's just a joke.

When you act sexually uninterested with a lady, but sexually talk dirty with her she'll want to fúck you. And when she advances, reject her, then compensate her later.

Women want something to chase. If they chase you, they'll want to fúck you. For me, even if you chase me, you can't still fúck me. I act like the lady, but I still hold the power and I control the outcome.

What you did to her is a little needy and women don't like needy/desperate guys. You were trying to be spontaneous, but it should only be done with a girl you've slept with before, or a girl you've watched her body language and know she's in the mood.

The scores She 1 : You 2

She can report you if she wants. Honestly, she won't. Read the book "My Secret Garden" by Nancy Friday and you'll know how bad women are. They have rape fantasies and all, but they'll pretend and always put the blame on the guy till thy Kingdom come.

Next time, be the one to reject a women and watch how she'll become proactive and start acting like a man. Women love what's slipping away from them (what they can't get easily).

Question:
Did you rape her?
Answer: No (because she molested your dìck first, else yes).

Advice: Learn how women function, but don't put your heart to it or try to have sex with every girl.

Saw some typos, but no time to edit like 2face.

Good analogy.... Seems there is a nigga with my mindset on women out dia!

Lawd! Akant beliv dis! Akant!

Laws! Akant beliv dis! Akant!

[quote author=Iseoluwani post=49825955]Let me share my food with you [/quote
Awwww...dats so cool of u! Eat dey go!

Nice op! U succeeded in parting a smile from my lips when am dis hungry on dis so called independence day

Motun03:
too long isnt cool jare

Average n fat. omg

Really? How u take know?

Well it looks nice sha!

dahunsi12:
God Bless My Country, Nigeria
God Bless My Zone, South-West Zone
God Bless My My State, Ogun State
God Bless My where I Leave, Oyo State
God Bless Community, Apete, Ibadan
God Bless My Family
God Bless Me.

Hahaa! Name agbowo me dey stay o...omo iya! One love!

dunsman:
f!ck indepence, f!ck nigeria

Take am easy o! Since am in a good mood,oya chop small meat!

mazizitonene:
haba....who is this mod having insomnia

HBD babe! Wey d party at? Me wan come chop oo!

nikkypearl:


She is just like me..women like uus are rare

Are u sure? Iffa hear

Cherishing:


Guy man

See him

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only this his dressing alone is enough to entrap him


now na form God said unto his freedom

Lolz! U made laugh dis night..thanks

nnokwa042:
very soon half of yorubas children will be half igbo half yoruba the rate yoruba boys dey rush igbo girls for marriage i like am so in future no yoruba will abuse igbo person again cus ur mama maybe igbo

U well so?

computergeek:
This isn't the best way to gain attention nah. Other men who are even more muscular didn't have to go childish to be noticed.
Cossy has gone topless for independence, this one has stripped, who knows what Falz will do.....

Falz? Kiss Simi more like!

Tedassie:
You're a Legend...chop knuckle

Lolz.... I prefer Star

computergeek:
**In Falz's voice** u aff make no sense hat all. wish wan iz manualgeek?

*in falz voice* ashually....it seems its like a new invention somtinz..like u know amalgamated!

[quote author=computergeek post=49805777]C'mon sharrap there![/quote
Singing * bogeyman bogeyman is coming for u*
Iffa hold u eh.....u go become manualgeek!