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Romance › Re: Am In Love With A Muslim Girl.......whats My Fate by luminouz(m): 6:57am On Oct 04, 2016
bibijay123:
The guy wanted them to fly to ota cheesy bt there's nothing God can not do.
Abi Na.....I concur!
Romance › Re: Am In Love With A Muslim Girl.......whats My Fate by luminouz(m): 6:47am On Oct 04, 2016
bibijay123:
grin
Hello dear!
Family › Re: I Discovered My Wife Lied About Her Age After 3 Years Of Our Marriage. Help! by luminouz(m): 12:26am On Oct 04, 2016
ItsQuinn:
That one is their own cup of tea smiley
Oh really? Cos DAT was way more epic than this o!
Romance › Re: We are crazy by luminouz(m): 12:24am On Oct 04, 2016
ZeeAfrica:
Dont u have a bank account dear?
N why are u calling him dear? Becos of d dough abi?
Romance › Re: Help !!! I Am About To Breakup With A Lady I Love by luminouz(m): 12:20am On Oct 04, 2016
Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]See the advice this mumu gave to someone else over facebook. . . but right now, his brain is in recession, like Nigeria's economy.[/color]


U went to check his profile on Facebook.. Just to score points? Na wa oo!





https://www.nairaland.com/1900773/see-why-wife-wants-divorce
Romance › Re: Help !!! I Am About To Breakup With A Lady I Love by luminouz(m): 12:17am On Oct 04, 2016
henrypower:
I am really curious? Where were you when your mates were in primary School, cause its obvious to me that you don't know how to read. I clearly stated that I don't care about Social Media.

From your expression and use of words it is evident to me that you lack proper Home training. Everyone is different, your relationship criteria might be different from mine. I also stated that.

You are too short sighted to understand that little things matters in a relationship. But it's a waste of time to try convincing you.

Replying you is like teaching a child differentiation when they cannot comprehend factorization.
Wow! 1billion ntoors!!!!
Romance › Re: I Love My Husband But I Can't Stop Seeing My Lesbian Lovers by luminouz(m): 12:12am On Oct 04, 2016
BarbieA:
easier said than done, a lesbian friend can travel around the world to look for you.
Really? How u take know?
Romance › Re: #2million Naira For Bride Price!! by luminouz(m): 11:42pm On Oct 03, 2016
If he has d money y not? Since he clearly doesn't...he can negotiate to bring down d price.....
Romance › Re: Am In Love With A Muslim Girl.......whats My Fate by luminouz(m): 11:36pm On Oct 03, 2016
Mailthaddeus:
U feel in love wit a girl whose father refused to send to school, a stack illiterate who can't even communications in English language.
My brother u are not in love but in lust. Once u spend more time wit her u'll see all d reasons in d world why 2 of u can't be together. Buh if u still wanna continue deceiving urself! carry on.
Buh be ready to be behanded, belegged and beheaded.
Not love but lust? How u take know? Love knows boundaries ni!
Romance › Re: Am In Love With A Muslim Girl.......whats My Fate by luminouz(m): 11:33pm On Oct 03, 2016
[quote author=Onogiede post=49894993]If she luv you as well thenno problem,..amusing this medium to invite you both to my church "winners charpel @canaaland ota lagos",..you are free to contact me anytime[/quote

U well so? Is DAT what he wants? From north to ota with d girl abi? Mtchewww!
Romance › Re: Am In Love With A Muslim Girl.......whats My Fate by luminouz(m): 11:28pm On Oct 03, 2016
chris2face:
Life is so unfair, am a christian and an Igbo guy who is based in a far away northern state,there is particular girl whom I have got this strong feelings for to say that I love this girl is an understatement ,she in turn loves me I deduced this from her behavior towards me but just like me she is afraid of her parents
Nairalanders this a girl who comes from a core Muslim family I have tried getting her off my mind but is obvious I just can't,today against all odd she came to my shop and I summoned courage told her how I felt about her and she immediately she started crying telling me in Hausa that I should just look for another girl even though she loves me so much that she is not my type and don't see us being together she went further citing the reasons below
1 Am a christian
2 Am an Igbo guy,guys who leaves in this north will understand this
3 That her father will rather kill her than have her to do something with an "onyeamuri" the same they call we igbos
4 That her religion forbids it
I know all these things yet I found it difficult if not impossible to get this girl out of my mind
I know her Dad very well and what he is capable of doing,this a man who don't send any of her female daughter to school his reason no need.
I use to think that at my age I can't necessarily shed tears not until today
I have tried to make my self forget this girl even telling myself how can I possibly fall for a girl who can't even express her self in English still I can't
Before she left she told me she is gonna stay away from me for my safety but I guess is so difficult for her cause she came back still crying to tell me "sai de safe" that's good night
Am confuse I don't know what to do,why is my own love story always different
May be hard truth or few words of encouragement will do Sorry for the long writeup needed somebody to talk to,am not my self please ignore my mistakes
This is one of the reasons i hate religious n tribal divides in my country....I feel for u op....have been in d same shoe...but mine is Igbo....to think of it..I have always looked Igbo n always welcomed in their house...until one day I received a phone call from mum..n had to speak in Yoruba....DAT was d day I learnt Yoruba people are called Yoruba! Ofe nmanu! D girl loved me die n she is an ADA (first daughter).but what can we do...till today she never marry o..maybe tomorrow sha!
My token! U either get ready to elope with her n face a life of always looking over Ur shoulder or.....FORGET HER! U will die horribly if u don't!
Phones › Re: Gionee P7 Max Launched by luminouz(m): 11:14pm On Oct 03, 2016
Dats like 80k in naija....hmmm....coolpad note 5 has 4gb ram n 4000mah......others specs are similar.....so if I have 80k to burn?.... Coolpad sounds bae! My take dou
Phones › Re: Advice -in Need Of A Long lasting Battery Phone Of Not More Than 26k by luminouz(m): 11:06pm On Oct 03, 2016
nickiemossie:
I av lenovo a5000 forsale 20k
with 4000mah battery.
Call or whatsapp 09084438465
I can also swap with a dual sim phone plus cash
*clearing throat* may I ask y u want to sell DAT cool phone?
Family › Re: I Discovered My Wife Lied About Her Age After 3 Years Of Our Marriage. Help! by luminouz(m): 10:59pm On Oct 03, 2016
Shuggatti:
Mr man,do your worst,make the mistake,learn your lesson, and regret later..... I'm sure you already have it in mind that you wanna divorce your wife,you just using the age lies as an excuse..... Let me tell you that side chick that you want to divorce your wife because of her will so mess you up ehhn,you gonna go back and kneel to beg your wife.....mtcheww.. undecided
U well so?
Family › Re: I Discovered My Wife Lied About Her Age After 3 Years Of Our Marriage. Help! by luminouz(m): 10:57pm On Oct 03, 2016
Donpressman:
Bros I tire o. Even if person gf do this kind thing e go pain person die, let alone your wife.
Na true talk baba!
Family › Re: I Discovered My Wife Lied About Her Age After 3 Years Of Our Marriage. Help! by luminouz(m): 10:51pm On Oct 03, 2016
TerrorSquad147:
you're the only reasonable person here bro
N me too! grin
Family › Re: I Discovered My Wife Lied About Her Age After 3 Years Of Our Marriage. Help! by luminouz(m): 10:49pm On Oct 03, 2016
Donpressman:
And to you you are the grown man with old phalanges between your legs? You lots will just open your mouth anyhow to call anybody a boy without using your brain to think things through. Inasmuch as I would advise the guy to forgive its very difficult. Trust is gone and without trust no love. Imagine a husband who can no longer vouch for his wife? She didn't just lie -- she repeated lie to cover up her tracks. Imagine your wife is 33 years instead of your supposed 27 years. Its a mental thing and without Trust the marriage as good as over. Bullshits everywhere!
Take a bottle of chilled champagne n add it to my account! U super make sense!
Family › Re: I Discovered My Wife Lied About Her Age After 3 Years Of Our Marriage. Help! by luminouz(m): 10:46pm On Oct 03, 2016
ItsQuinn:
Lots of childish Nigerian men everywhere undecided
Quinn..Quinn...Quinn.. How many times I call u so? No blame d guy too much ooo.... It was on d same nairaland that a bride cancelled her wedding because d hubby lied say him dey work for chevron.....on her wedding day!.... DAT one nko?
Family › Re: I Discovered My Wife Lied About Her Age After 3 Years Of Our Marriage. Help! by luminouz(m): 10:42pm On Oct 03, 2016
werthy:
Op, you have been enjoying a woman who is older than you for about five years and yet you arw conplaining about age wahala,


Its not even about the most important thing which is her respect for you


Bro.... you are still a boy...

Tired of seeing babies with grown fallangies inbetween their legs getting married because the feel they have aged enough
Smh! How u take know say him be boy! Easy with d effizi Na.....u too harsh abeg!
Celebrities › Re: Seyi Law Shares Photo Of His Daughter, Temiloluwa Chidera, by luminouz(m): 10:35pm On Oct 03, 2016
joanana:
Kpele... . There are many good fishes in the river oooooooooooooo. So just continue fishing you will Hook one soon.. grin
Hahhaaaa....thanks dearie....fishing things on point!
Celebrities › Re: Seyi Law Shares Photo Of His Daughter, Temiloluwa Chidera, by luminouz(m): 10:34pm On Oct 03, 2016
tamertery:
I wan check if our latitude and longitude de in sync ni das y
Oga park well Na! She is taken joor! Latitude n longitude ko...magnitude and aptitude ni!
Romance › Re: How The Big Booty Trend Almost Made Me Marry The Wrong Woman by luminouz(m): 10:17pm On Oct 03, 2016
Towncrier007:
Just helping a brother to advertise his bear bear factory grin grin pending till e pays mobilisation fee of 7 purple dogs, brown cat fish, 35yrs old virgin Olosho at Surulere,then the weavon of mama peace.... grin
Its a deal bro...wait till my container arrives from Iceland....around December! grin
Celebrities › Re: Adokiye Kyrian: It’s Not Easy To Find A Beautiful Girl Who Is A Virgin by luminouz(m): 9:51pm On Oct 03, 2016
omohlexy:
she is not gay she is a hermaphrodite. she showed me last time and asked me to keep it a secret. im only telling u guys cos i trust you all. pls dont tell anybody oooo.
*covering lips n stifling bubbling laughter* I will never ever tell oooo!
Celebrities › Re: Adokiye Kyrian: It’s Not Easy To Find A Beautiful Girl Who Is A Virgin by luminouz(m): 9:49pm On Oct 03, 2016
rokiatu:
It ain't easy at all. Well done sister.
Rokiatu! So u believed her? She might be...Buh why d announcement naaaaaaaaa! Me don vex too..am a FEJIN oooo... grin
Romance › Re: How The Big Booty Trend Almost Made Me Marry The Wrong Woman by luminouz(m): 9:30pm On Oct 03, 2016
Towncrier007:
Ohhhhhh!!!!! So na my post u dey do toasting abi? whereas you never pay mobilisation fee ni? hope u go fit maintain that babe, because that your beards be like wetin Hunger carry machine gun point. grin grin
Lolzzzzz! No vex ma oga! So u checked my profile eh n u lyk my bear bear! D girl is bae! Just how much be mobilisation fee sef? grin
BTW...u even posted ma pix? Shuuuu!
Romance › Re: How The Big Booty Trend Almost Made Me Marry The Wrong Woman by luminouz(m): 9:17pm On Oct 03, 2016
cindyrocks:
Ok go through the beautiful mama Peace.
BTW...been hearing a lot about Dis MMM of a thing...how true is it? Walk me through d summary Will ya?
Romance › Re: How The Big Booty Trend Almost Made Me Marry The Wrong Woman by luminouz(m): 8:54pm On Oct 03, 2016
cindyrocks:
Ok go through the beautiful mama Peace.
Momma peace? Lolz! Since Ur shy....pm me then...check ma profile will you?
Romance › Re: How The Big Booty Trend Almost Made Me Marry The Wrong Woman by luminouz(m): 8:30pm On Oct 03, 2016
cindyrocks:
PM me through my house boy called Buhari shocked grin
Hahahha....I actually laughed out loud at this! U rock babe! But....u know....give me an alternate route Na....don't fancy jail term at all
Romance › Re: How The Big Booty Trend Almost Made Me Marry The Wrong Woman by luminouz(m): 8:17pm On Oct 03, 2016
cindyrocks:
cool
Lolz! Dats how we roll babe! Can I pm u dearie?
Family › Re: Will I Ever Get Married? by luminouz(m): 8:10pm On Oct 03, 2016
seizethaBae:
I don't even know where to start or how to explain what my problem is, hopefully i get lucky for the 'problem' to be 'diagnosed'. I'm a 27yrs old lady, finished university very very early and i've been extremely lucky with almost everything in life, but to get a suitor and settle down na palava. Friends/family members keep saying I'm too choosy or not serious.

Honestly, I AM NOT choosy. When the one thing i fast/pray for is for God to link me with the bone of my bone very soon, I even gave up my travelling plans in order to increase my chances of finding a future patner (i know you can meet ur patner anywhere, but na just to shut up people wey don tink say i no dey serious), a close friend even suggested i pend my 'work-from-home business', look for job so i can be leaving the house, and i got lucky within a month or two of dusting my CV i got a fantastic high paid job with no connection (honestly i've always been so lucky when i ask God for anything but i have no idea why he is delaying this). I just dont know how to explain it, the ones i like doesnt like me and the ones i dont have single feelings for will do anything to wife me. I'm not desperate or something, i just want to reach out if I'm the only one having this problem.

There was even a time i made up my mind to accept an ex proposal even tho i have no single feeling for him, i kept hoping/fasting/praying for a miracle to happen so i can at least like him (even if its 20%) bcus hes just too PERFECT, but it didn't just happen. My type of man doesnt need to be extremely rich, tall, handsome like most ladies dream man. He should just be neat, God fearing and have something upstairs biko (i love intelligent guys). Back to the main reason why i created this post; Married women/mature lady out there, has this ever happen to you? I really envy people that love their partners and they are loved back equally. Married women, please, I'm waiting to hear from you.

And for most people that will think I'm looking for a rich guy, believe me i once met a guy that was willing to sponsor my M.Sc in UK if i can be his Mrs, but i will never engage in anything that will bring curse on my head. So my problem is not even money. I'm so sick and tired
*sighs* and here I am looking for a wife material! Seems Dis October is my month o! Forget d past babe! Look to d future.....Ur own will come IJN! Wat amma even saying sef....he is already here...do d needful
BTW...pm me some pictures....don't wanna marry my mother!
TV/Movies › Re: Lady: "I Will Never Watch Nollywood Movies Again Because Of These" by luminouz(m): 5:52pm On Oct 03, 2016
makydebbie:
we honestly don't givva fvck if you don't wanna watch gollywood.... shove your msg down ya assundecided
Bae! Thats a bit harsh!
Romance › Re: Ladies On Nairaland With Profile Picture,what Are They Looking For? by luminouz(m): 5:39pm On Oct 03, 2016
[quote author=IamNawty post=49885559][/quote]Lmao!

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