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lighternote:
when power n internet issues r solved,d online purchase method I employ in Nigeria is divine"pay on delivery". chikena! That's my own way of solving security/trust issues.

LOL That would work out well for the customer but think about the business owner.

Imagine spending money to deliver items and people have forgotten to wait for it/no longer interested/not impressed with the quality and countless other reasons that might stop them from paying on delivery. That would hurt any start up business. Also the business would lose out on impulse buyers.  

Fhemmmy:
No power, No good road for delivery, No security . . . . . No Trust

Flashaldrin:
anomalistic inexcogitate gasconading [b][size=16pt]homoerotic[/size] [/b]hypopigmented circumlocutor!!!

Too funny sir!

nice4life:
why is it difficult for most  ladies of this generation to submit to a man? Personally I think a submissive lady is what any real man need to enjoy a wonderful relationship. But where can we find this obedient, submissive and honorable women that will always honor the men in their lives irrespective of their social status?

For obedience and submission to you, you can always hire a maid or get a dog. If I am to "submit" to my man, he should get ready to submit to me too. No one in the relationship is higher than the other. Of course there would be compromise but that comes from mutual respect and love. Though I would not openly disagree with him and I would expect the same because it is embarrassing and disrespectful to publicly disagree with your partner but that's just me. 

iice:
[color=#9900ff]And her boyfriend? [/color]

Nayah:
Best comment for now I think you're right on this sister

How kind! Thanks 

Goldieluks:
@lurkee no one is hating on him. Its his life and everyone is entitled to their different opinion,if you don't agree with peoples views,then you should be on a private website ie if there' any atall. Am not hating on him so get your facts right.
I only ask my questions on a neutral basis, or don't I have a right to do so? He already gave his reasons which are of his best interest,so no need for you to start swallowing panadol for some esle's headache. Besides keep your opinion to yourself and if you have issues go and sort yourself out!

I hope I have not offended you because I did not single you out in my post. What I meant by "haterade" was the negative response to the positive thing the OP did (sharing his personal life with us). So if you were not hating, there was no need to respond since I did not mention your name. There is no need to start saying I have issues (which I don't) 

skypon2002:
i may not know, but we work in the same office and u can imagine whats gonna happen when we fall in love, besides i have a gf

Besides?!?!?!

Mr Man, the first reason should be the fact that you have a girlfriend and not because you happen to work in the same office. My advice is to spend more time with your girlfriend instead of fantasising about someone else. 

An story of an African man accused of bestiality.   

"The [b]p[/b]rostitute whom I've taken a night during the act changed into an [b]a[/b]ss." That explained a 28-year-old Zimbabwean court for his bestiality be excused. Sunday Moyo was arrested Sunday in Zvishavane, 300 km south of the capital, Harare. He explained that he met a [i]p[/i]rostitute in a bar and $ 25 (about 18 euros) was paid for a night's entertainment. When the officers told him they caught him in action with a donkey , he was very surprised. "I think I'm an [i]a[/i]ss. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am very love with the donkey, "he said according to government paper 'The Herald'. The man was accused of zoophilia. The newspaper claimed the court a psychiatric examination. (AFP / SVM)

Sun of god:
Indications have emerged that the Federal Government has dropped the 9-3- 4 system of education.

Rufa'i said the new system would now be known as 1-6- 3-3-4, signifying that the first one year of education would be for a child of five years.

The six-year component would be for primary education, while the other three, three and four years would be for junior and senior secondary and tertiary, respectively.

Before they say that the age of starting education is 5years, they should make sure it is 1-6-3-3-4 and not 1-6-3-3-(4+x) where x is determined by the amount of time spent as home due to strikes, political violence and whatnot.

Like someone said, how is going to improve the quality of education? That 3 years they spent coming up with the "new system" by diving the 9 to 6 and 3 and then adding one year extra, they should have used the salary of the committee members to increase the teacher's wages and provide textbooks to poorer students. Honestly, the priority of our politicians amazes me. 

Amaka G29:
he ill, he real, he might got a deal
He pop bottles and he got the right kind of build
He cold, he drugs, he might sell coke
He always in the air, but he never fly coach
He a motherfucking trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship
When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip
That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for

mirob:
My perfect man has to be comfortable at least has a house of his own,a steady source of income, committed in our relationship,generous, a good sense of humour, tall and well built,caring, intelligent,he has to love me cos sometimes I can be difficult,above all he has to be God fearing. But it's too bad that my boyfriend is not committed at all,he doesn't call when he says he will and this breaks my heart.

Maybe he shouldn't be your boyfriend then   

I think I can be difficult too but some guys like that - at least my bf does. Not everybody wants a stepford wife who is always agreeable and angelic, you will be surpised that the ones with angels will cheat on them with "bad girls". Just be yourself and someone will love you for that. 

freecocoa:
I won't even bother making a list cos I'm sure I won't be done with my list in one year.

I don't even think I am done  

But we all know that in the real world, lists don't matter. I am someone that could possibly fall for any guy as long we click in just this 4 points:
intelligence
humour
temper
pocket size

hmm maybe everyone has a list then and it does matter. probably with age/desperation it will start to get shorter till it is just:
1. Male  

rokiatu:
Ok here.

My perfect man     

Peronality:
1. Inteligent, with an inquisitive mind of his own. But not an overly genius like person who always corrects me, act too smart or tries to out-do me or something.
2. Sensitive and caring, but not over-protective or clingy.
3. Confident and self assured, but not arrogant
4. Nice and polite (nice to people no matter his status)
5. God fearing
6. Spontaneously romantic
7. Has ambitions, goals and great morals
8. family-oriented
9. clam and collected/down to earth (I don't mean quiet or dumb)
10. Independent



Looks:
1. tall (above 5ft 6)
2. any hair colour (maybe not blonde)
3. killer smile
4. nice voice
5. Neat/ Good personal hygiene (got one already, a total neat freak can be annoying at times, just neat please )
6. neat and classy sense of fashion (I don't want a guy who dress like he's the head of a gang or something)
7. i dont like chest hair (but i could deal with it)
8. nice body not fat not skinny
9. nice skin
10. charming

Other stuff:
1. doesnt smoke or do drugs
2. doesnt drink
3. not a party freak
4. remembers birthdays and aniversaries
5. Doesnt underestimate me
6. rich at least confortable
7. unselfish lover
8. good in bed
9. Keep my secrets and respect my privacy.
10. not too serious ( I don't want our home looking like a battlefield there should be fun, jokes, laughter, and seriousness when require)
11 good conversationalist

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-417013.0.html

 

Damn girl! Now that is a list  Just one question? above 5ft 6 is tall? I am 5'5" and I wear 4 inch heels so any guy less than 6' is too short for my perfect man. About the item in bold, amen to that! 

tellwisdom:
lurkess, why are u shy to include your colour?? :- . Ok hw abt someone with FLAT YANSH like u?

Ode ni ogbeni yi sha. Kuro lono sugbe! 

pendo89:
How to make my ideal man.

Ingredients
>Care
>Generousity
>Respect
>Hardwork
>Industrious
>Humour
>Food colour(Black)
>Tall
>Handsome
>Smart
>Romantic
>Financially stable
Recipe

Mix care,generousity,respect and hardwork together in a large bowl. Now add Industrious and financial stability.When all your mix is saturated and sinks to the bottom,add the essential smartness and romance.Drizzle the black food colour over the mix.
A touch of smile makes this product so refreshing.

Pour this mixture into a tall cylinder and serve with lots of humour.
Take a siesta after eating and pray that you dont wake up.

Good one 

I forgot to add romance to my list. That should be point 26 then  

rokiatu:
Honestly, this sound like heaven but I'm not in for it.

I want someone with some imperfections so I can look pass those reasons and still love em.


Who wants a perfect robotic kinda person? That is like calling boredome upon yourself.

Nooo thats the point, the person would not be robotic and you will never be bored. You will still have arguments on rice/amala for dinner or who should turn off the light when you are both in bed but you get a perfect man anyway. Come on, please play along