₦airaland Forum

kimbraa:
You're short. Don't cry!.

I'm taller than anyone has ever been in your generation, c'mon tell me which of your relatives from 1st generation is 6 ft 1 & 1/2

uglyafonja:
From GTB to GLOBACOm.......Igbo boys at work....AFONJA Don hear am

God save us from this nairaland senseless he goats

kimbraa:
Please, leave me alone. I don't date dwarfs.

So what are you, a giant. All this dumb ass girls will be saying they can't date short men, whereas most of them are so short infact dwarfs.
And get it to your skull i'm 6 ft 1 & 1/2 aint short but you dumb ass girls are hypocrites

baski92:
thank you sir

You welcome

freeman95:
Somewhat correct

Do you own freethinkers?

baski92:
but she made some out of it

Then advice your sister or daughter to be a call girl

validman7:
I de tell you, people no de die? u carry dead person... way don already show self.. China de do Facebook?
Facebook ain't popular in China... I don't think they make use of it there or it has restrictions to some countries... I stand to be corrected.

Absolutely China doesn't use it even twitter, although they have their own version of twitter which is popular in Asia and it was built by the chinese

nonut:
Seun is not short of ideas, he's just lazy and doesn't like change.
Ordinary pm we'd have to visit our emails.
I wonder where he gets those ridiculous ideas.

All he need to do is pay some web developers to get the job done... see the evolution of facebook,twitter over the years. He has the cash to evolve

Saheed9:
But, aumbameyang was bundesliga's highest goal scorer

And what did salah achieved last season even naby keita fared better than him

Yungwizzzy28:
I'm not a yahoo boy but i already know the solution ��� just flip the damn picture or edit fully and add special features


Kiss ma ass


But what happened to nairaland no innovation since 2005 �

I wonder ooo.... seems seun is short of ideas

tstx:
Chei... Bad news for Yahoo guys

There will always be a way out for them

Charliiee:
Reekado isn't responsible for your misery, jealous mofo, young man is doing well for himself and you want to be a hating bitch, next time you want to do a comparison use yourself not 'mark of facebook'

And you believe you've made sense.. O ye little cunt be gone for thy life is of no worth to humanity

At 24 Mark of facebook was already a billionaire or close to being one.. you don't have to list your achievements, they will speak for you when you've truly achieved

Nigerian celebs with their inferiority always flocking around foreign celebs who come to the country.. SMH

MiaB:
When me I'm buying 1000 naira bag and am petting it

I'm very sure there was a time that girl prolly couldn't afford to buy 1000naira bag that you can buy, but now she can buy more than that.
Fingers are not equal besides everybody has a means of making money either good or bad, girl be contented with what you have now and later watch your life grow in riches provided you do what's best.

Joadha:
Enjoy yhur life sis....if yhu no get money....yhu know the rest...

So if you no get money make another man pikin run your race.
Just because one childish artist sang it, now almost all Nigerian youths are beginning to have such mentality of an hopeless fellow
Even despite the difficulty in your life always strive for greatness, just keep on striving don't sit down and watch while someone else runs your race, your race is not for another man to run.
Get that into your tiny brains.

BornAgainMay:


Just crush them n put guns beside them and the case will be closed....


Protesting against delay in exam n no protest against the delay of buhari in the office..

And and you believe you have sense... didinrin ode oshi

nony43:
Range is not my kind of ride I prefer Acura ZDX, eem if person tell me say I won't buy car this year I will not believe it, I worked real hard but nothing to show for it. Thank God person no slide into depression. In fact e just be like say anywhere I turn my village People go follow me turn with their hand fan. Xmas don reach na to off my phone that day. Biko, if you want to help a brother pls do 0071630114, Diamond Bank. Anything will do God bless you .

In the heart of a man he plans his steps but God guides his course

NwaAmaikpe:

He won't say that if he sees the road that leads to KANU's dilapidated miserly bungalow at Amannagwu in Arochukwu.
KANU Nwankwor can only boast of a defunct Heart Foundation while his counterpart in Liberia will officially be the President of a country after December 26th.
KANU was a fortunate player whose greatness would have been forever unrivalled if only he died of that heart disease at the peak of his fame in 1996.

Are you saying kanu didn't invest or make good use of the cash he made in europe?

E be like say all of una just dey hear "called to bar." This one wey e just full ground like say na better mata

Emmanystone:
Satan has got you deceived. Whennhe is done using you, he'll dump you like a rag.

So our very own religions now is of satan while the religions of the western world is of God abi?.
Chai see slave mentality... Africa is in bondage & I weep for Africa, when will africa see the light of itself rather than that of its slave masters

tit:
Has he stop bleaching?

Child, know your size

emusmithy:
Oh sorry. What's the name of his plantation?

Sammy Ladipo & Sons Plantation

emusmithy:
What's the name of your Grandfather's rice company?

Can't you differentiate a company from a plantation. SMH!

obailala:
You are free to also post all that on your favebook page.

My boy youre free to repost it

desreek9:
What is this one saying, is it not LFC that owns the school, appreciate humble beginnings regardless of where it comes from no matter how little.
You don't even appreciate ur grandad's plantation, smh

Oya cum suck d__k

See what Bubu and Afffficciii cause now

paulbass:
.I can see hatred in ur inside.

Una wan make I slap you with my d__k

obailala:
Nice one... Any mumu criticising should kindly show us their own charity.

What of the sperm I donated to my wife or is it the food I donated to my stomach or the shit I donated to my toilet

Who is Mr Eazi... is it that guy that shouts 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, too sure, too sure, eje eje eje eje eje. Along my street