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Theben: The next power houses would be called GAY. Ghana, Afghanestan and Yemen. God will help them

hehehehehehehe.....can't stop laughing....funniest post so far in 2014...

@ thread....I still wonder y people se
ek jobs in Nigeria when we av a vast market to invest in even with as little as ten thousand u wud still make money....

Honestly, if I was born as a non Nigerian,I still would have wanted to be a Nigerian.

I love NIGERIA

kulyie: o,ok.its true na.when una no go let all this celebs rest.na so so bad mouthing una go dey do them.
If she close her vagina,una go say she no see opportunity or shes ugly,now she commercialize it,una still dey abuse am.wetin she wan do wey you people go dey satisfied.moreover,its her life,her body,her toto.she can decide to do whatever she wants with it.na you born am abi na me born am wey we go dey judge them

tingy ting sorry for the deriailment o jare.

kk....make we no derail abeg....no wahala

kulyie: .what comment and what thread was that

chika ike's

the earlier they make their decisions the better for them....its 2014 already

kulyie: GOD please give me twins

kul....yie...nice pix...still haven't forgotten ur comment on that thread

safarigirl: Enyeama- First choice GK for Lille of France Ligue 1. 11 consecutive clean sheets this season. Has scored 18 goals in his career. What is the name of the Ghanaian goalie?

u got a mail dear....I need ur help

Like everything a certain monicker says makes front page(Pictures of her I guess would soon make front page AGAIN,dats if they aren't already on frontpage)

Frontpage topics these days are largely made as a result of bias. ...not all really

just buy Dark and lovely Body....its cool for dark skinned people....

See him saying he didn't realize Mikel had eyes for goals. As if he wasn't the one that almost killed Mikel's talents in relation to attacking football...mtcheew....

kulyie: whoever told you i am gentle.anyway idont deceieve myself.i am not gentle

Thanks for giving us the heads up on that

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kulyie: haba.emi ke.no oooo.miotobe

caught u in d act...hmmmm...tot u were gentle?

hmmmm....na wa o

kulyie: yorubas talk say pikin (girl) wey sabi wash hand well go follow the elders chop,ehen,she don wash her hand weall,she dey follow the elders (aristos) chop

the industry is booming

buisness is moving

jaiye e joor,nothing do you

haters will continue hating,after hating,what next? Nothing

kulyie......Now I know u are a signatory to the support of gurls dat do aristoism

safarigirl: Why South American? Why not European or Asian? Argentina is our last group game, we should prepare for the first and second ones that could make or mar us. I hope they've got another game lined up. The Iranians are set to play 4 friendlies before the WC (I hear they've chosen Guinea as their African opponent), we should play at least 3. They could organise a match 2 days after March 5th, the first match could be used to test a potential first XI, the second, for the subs.

My Madam.....we have already played a "top' european team in a friendly in recent times, Italy to be precise.......

Its good we test our wits against south americans this time....they av always been our problem.....Good initiative by the NFF.....we could play asian opponents in subsequent friendlies...

Justice should always be served to evil doers....How can one man kill two people on the same day all in d name of ruling people?

Yet some people will still come here to support the killer.....just wait n see for yourselves

check her up on her profile page....buh I think she looks like herself...dats it....u don't av to look like some celeb to feel good abt u.

btw...u are beautiful

Serves them right.....y would he follow them bck? like minds think alike abeg....I no blame d very busy man

Women are Womens biggest problem,trust me.....

Since no one wants to answer ur questions ,let me take this on.....mind u am a guy n I av a little experience.....first of all,I would strongly recommend that u don't bathe ur baby urself since its ur first time. though u said ur mum n in-law aren't around,I think u shld get an older woman with lots of experience to do the bathing.
...could be a neighbour, from ur church or an advanced nurse in d hospital u do ur anti-natal at the moment(make sure u like d person n u guys get along well).....be present at every bathing section to learn n help at the same time o(don't forget to arrange a token as gratitude to d person often).......At this point always be willing to learn.....ask questions when the person baths ur baby


About ur stomach,at the moment I know u mite av started aving stretchmarks......its simple,just buy shear butter(mankede,oori or okume as it mite be called locally) kip it in a container n rub it faintly or generously after every bathe to prevent the stretch marks from growing or staying permanently...... After giving birth too, don't allow anyone use hot water to press ur stomach so dat ur stomach would reduce....it wud only give u rinkles(this would make stomach look older than ur face in no time)....just do VERY light exercises n rub ur shear butter after every shower...with time,ur stomach would get back into shape ITSELF

if u av tears after GIVING BIRTH....make sure that u are sewn up properly n take anti-biotics as at when due......U wud be fine.....don't EVER panic during labor....



N.B...Am not a nurse or Doctor....just a concerned Male Nairalander

d prostitute is even wicked....y wud she even allow 'babe' take a shot at her?

Y would d west ever think Nigeria would accept homosexuality? When homosexuality is as foriegn to us as polygamy is to d west

I tot PMs(Private Messages) were meant to be private? was it not meant to be exchanged?.don't u think dats y they made dem private in d first place?

If someone sent u a PM n u didn't like it,I think d best thing u shld av done is IGNORE...Simple!!! don't wash ur dirty Ankara in d market square...its not cool

He has been wonderful,even though av not been perfect

Sir,I wonder y u brought ur topic to this section?in case u avnt noticed,a lot of kids view n spoil any and every thriving thread here....Don't mind the insults,u shld av known better by now.

@ topic, men shld learn thet self control n personal restraint really defines a Man's worth....Since u av identified ur problems and av asked for peoples help,then half d problem is solved.What is ur Believe in God n praying about it.

venorite: Op thank you for this thread.have always wondered why too.you will see a small girl with very big tummy, like WTF...when they now start having babies,its a different ball game entirely cos the tummy is twice bigger...oyibo go born pikin, d belle go small...pls all these girls and women should do something about this issue cos its really getting to me

Y don't WE GUYS complian when we see a girl with huge bums or hips?

CastingCrowns: u guys are so sexist.......

Not all Naija guys are sexist or mean bad when they say these things.....Truth be told in Naija, most of our foods have high carbonhydrate content n doing exercises is really not our thing(people say life is already too hard here.y contribute to it with exercises?)

Generally our leaders are clueless as to How to make money or even rule....wonder what would av happened if states had no FG to fall back on n oil was non-existent..

Airforce1: Lebannese guy stealing from us abi?

Why won't he like Nigeria

Read properly before u make a comment....it helps

[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^ Can't she do laser treatment in Naija to get the hairs off permanently?[/quote]Here she goes again! What do u take Nigeria for, A Zoo?

hmmm...its not by rankings.....am sure Naija if given the oppurtunity wud beat 20 out of the first 30 ranked teams in the world.,...YES I SAID It!!!!