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RomanceRe: I'm Sleeping With My Boss In The Office by lyfe(m): 11:03am On Jun 20, 2012
Oga poster, your shakara sef much, continue with ur gist joor.
Abi una dey look for pple wey go follow you for twita? My handle is @continueDgist I will ff back.
PhonesRe: What Are Your Favourite BlackBerry Applications? by lyfe(m): 10:40am On Jun 18, 2012
mike404: Help! Ma blackberry complete doesn't work with my 2go app, could someone pls assist sad me sad sad huh
Uninstall and install the latest update.

Wordsaur(scramble game) addictive.
Dictionary.com
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada Part 3 by lyfe(m): 2:11pm On Jun 17, 2012
@boxbonnie That's a heart wrecking story. Prayers directed in the wrong direction, I bet you have gotten over it. I hope the admission letter you are expecting is for next year. Cos apps with CDHC is already super-saturated and the time is not young again for any September start date.
PoliticsRe: A 'Sad' Public Announcement! - An Obituary by lyfe(m): 8:37pm On Jun 14, 2012
Chanchit: A committee would be set up, to look into the burial arrangements, but the cabals would hijack it again, leaving the probe without a proper burial...
Thanks I am very sure another committee will be set to look into it.


@People bashing the OP. This is just a satire and we need to have a comic relief from the unending drama, I am not expecting anything short of these scandals when the President himself kept mute and refused to say amen to a prayer bringing curse upon corrupt government officials.

Come 2015, If Jonathan and his corrupt bedmate decide to run again, Kabooom they will hire one of the best campaign manager and political analyst and you will hear another story of 92 briefcase and Gbam the election magic on the umblerra d symbol and status quo will still exist.
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada Part 3 by lyfe(m): 6:30am On Jun 13, 2012
shavel: @all, Can a study permit application be refused for not including the result checker(waec) when one have submitted the notification of result given to him by his secondary school .
The WAEC scratch card does not really matter, the WAEC and NECO scratch cards I included in my application were returned unscratched. But the WAEC result I submitted was Original certificate from WAEC which can be obtained from your secondary school.

@ ALL welcome to season 3

@ fflower It is well, I wish you safe journey to Lagos.
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada-part2 by lyfe(m): 9:18am On Jun 11, 2012
solomon okeigar: WE ALL SHALL HEAR GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK IN JESUS NAME. ALL OF US WAITING TO BE CALLED FOR MEDICALS SHALL RECEIVE THAT CALL THIS WEEK BY THE SPECIAL GRACE OF GOD
AMEN

We are on the 100th page of season 2.

USASK is not easy to get into, it is very competitive because of the low tuition and scholarship opportunity. I know someone whose application was rejected.
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada-part2 by lyfe(m): 5:55pm On May 21, 2012
Bamshi, Bumdish always mix the screen names up. Anyways congratulations Bamshi Bumdish (sounds like a botanical name of a plant), brace urself and get a life jacket your TRV is waiting for you in the cold room.
CelebritiesRe: Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook Founder Is Married by lyfe(m): 10:06am On May 21, 2012
I had always thought he would marry one of those sexy skinny models. Where Kim Kardianshian dey sef?
I am not a big fan of drop dead gorgeous beauty girls but Chan is a no no for me if I was 10% rich as Mr. Zuckerberg. Love is above every other thing. #zuckerbergnasharpguy
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada-part2 by lyfe(m): 7:04pm On May 20, 2012
Just read newacca's interview with the almighty VO. Mehn dat kind of interview is meant for the strong minds, so angel Gabriel took charge all d way.
We will get there.
PoliticsRe: Power Outage At MMIA , Traps People Inside Elevator For 45 mins by lyfe(m): 10:24pm On May 16, 2012
Ejiné: I've experienced the EXACT thing once!
I got into the elevator alone, and was set to reach the top floor. And then all of a sudden, I heard this strange noise from underneath my feet like the elevator had lost one of its cords. And to my shock, as soon as it hit the top floor, it started going down again, with the door vibrating like it was stuck somewhere, and right behind me, I felt the sound of two metals rubbing heavily against each other like the rusty gate from an abandoned cemetry, with the elevator moving up and down in a ping pong fashion.

I swear, I almost practically URINATED on myself! And you needed to the sweat running down my entire body. I looked like I had just come out of a swimming pool!
And I found myself praying, "Oh God, if you ever help me survive this, I promise to delete all the p0rn in my laptop, and I MEAN it this time!"
After what seemed like an eternity, with me at the brink of using my trousers as a toilet; the elevator eventually went back to that top floor, with the door opening in a rather lazy, reluctant fashion.

Lord have mercy! So much for Nigeria's busiest airport.
Eleda ooooo. Not funny at all, did you eventually delete the p0rn?

I had a similar problem inside one stupid bank metal detector. I entered the machine after several beeps, only to get stuck inside, I could not enter d banking hall, I could not go out. One minute to two minutes, and I started loosing my breathe and feeling dizzy. The security man was moving up and down and did not know what to do himself, he was pressing the switches inside nothing worked. two minutes tÙrned to eternity that I was thinking that the news in the following day headline would read "A man got trapped and di*d in a bank metal detector"
To cut the fat story thin, I was let out..I didn't bother to do anything again for that day.
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada-part2 by lyfe(m): 9:10pm On May 09, 2012
ebugirl: @all: I tracked ♍Ɣ application and it read " contact the visa application center for further instruction, your attention ȋ̊§ required at the earliest.
Go go girl. It is medical call up congratz.



@newacca I dropped u a msg.
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada-part2 by lyfe(m): 10:12pm On May 08, 2012
@ sillibaba

You don't need a study permit, you only need a study permit if the duration of your study exceeds six months. All you need is just visitation and you will state your purpose of visit on the form.


[ quote author=Noswaa]


When you dont have all this bundle of documents no be God u go use document yourself,that guy need just to tell the consular how many years visa he needs or he can equally apply for citizenship.This thread is not even suitable for him because new commers may be discouraged from his misiles of documents[/quote]You really
got me cracking my ribs here....

@earthgreener

My addy is angelsterritory ( at ) gmail (dot) com

@ obamacare
The TOEFL is not compulsory but if you have it make sure you include it in the application package. There is a place in the study permit questionnaire that asks for proof of proficiency in English language or French

And I don't think it neccesary to submit personal tax clearance.
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada-part2 by lyfe(m): 9:19am On May 08, 2012
@ All thank you oooo.
Newacca I don't have pc subscription I'm on mobile and don't have access to skype, what about e-mail or something,

I submitted my application to VAC at oregun on 12th of April, and I received e-mail from vac on 4th of May that my attention was needed. When I tracked it online I got something like "Please contact the Visa Application Centre for further instructions, your attention is required at the earliest."

I submitted all the documents requested for in the application checklist form

Letter of admission
University transcript
WAEC and NECO with scratch card, the cards were returned with my medical instruction unscratched.
TOEFL result as evidence of proficiency in English Language
NYSC discharge cert
Receipt of the part payment of the school fees
University Certificate
My parent's marriage certificate
Birth certificates of my siblings who are still in the country.
Letter of sponsor from daddy stating his source of income and how he intends to sponsor blabla
Affidafit of support drafted by court
Statement of account like 15M+
His pension authority letter (Certified True copy)
My own company certificate of registration (a small business)
Certificates of IT course I have.
Tax clearance for 3years
My business statement of account (dormicialliary and corporate with moderate flow of cash less than 500K)
Personal statement of account
Police clearance.
Statement of purpose(dis one is complex took me a week because of my case is special)

I think one thing that facilitated quick approval of my app is because I have a sis who has been citizen like 6 years ago. So I included pictures we took together, family tree, pix she took with my mummy when she went for a vacatn in Canada. And a letter from her and her family certified by a Canadian notary public stating their support on feeding and accommodation and minor expenses during my stay. They also included the documents of the properties they own and their pay slip and others.

Something I didn't include in the application prayer and fast. I thank God that I am making a headway. I have followed dis thread since the beginning I think 4 years ago.
Thank you all.
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada-part2 by lyfe(m): 7:41pm On May 07, 2012
newacca: Chill Brov. What's gonna be gonna be. We can only advise you to stay calm at this moment. I understand your feeling at the moment. Examining the letter u posted,it's either an interview or medical instruction. whatever notice you get, pls. be calm and I wish u good luck. ciao
Thanks Newacca, winwin and other contributors.
I was at the VAC in Lagos today. I got my medical instruction and passort.

Newacca I need to ask a question please drop ur contact or please send me a blank mail angelsterritory ( at ) gmail dot com.

Thank You.
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada-part2 by lyfe(m): 7:28am On May 07, 2012
Tnx @ omosanya and winwin

From what I read on dennis.cla post, VAC mentioned something about medicals.

"Dear Sir/ Madam,
Please be informed that “The Canadian Deputy High
Commission” has sent your passport with the
medical instructions.
Kindly collect the same by showing your
Collection Slip at the Visa Application Centre at
the following address.
Best Regards,
Team Info- Canada Visa Application Centre
VF Global Services"

I hope it is something positive in my own case, I have called their numbers but no luck yet.
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada-part2 by lyfe(m): 7:36am On May 06, 2012
@All

I just got a mail from VAC which had been sent since Friday, how am I to know my fate with the content of this message, is it medical instruction, interview, or refusal. I don't leave in Lagos I will have to travel to Lagos to know the content of my message.

I submitted on April 12.

From: Info on Canada visa in Nigeria
To:
Date: May 4
Subj: ATTENTION NEEDED
Dear Sir/ Madam,
Please contact the Visa Application Centre for further
instructions.
Your attention is required at the earliest.
Kindly come with your Collection Slip to the below
address
Best Regards,
Team Info- Canada Visa Application Centre
VF Global Services
No.16 , Billings Way
Oregun Industrial Area
Ikeja, Lagos

Anybody with any idea or suggestion.
Thanks.
Technology MarketNeat Nokia N900 For Sale -- 48k by lyfe(op): 7:28pm On Oct 11, 2011
Neatly used Nokia N900 for sale selling because I joined the BB madness tongue and I don't feel like holding two phones.
It is functioning well and still has a valid Nokia warranty because I bought it in Nokia Store. All accessories still intact except earphone.

Price:       N48,000
Location: Lagos
Number:  08067642345

PhonesRe: Free Mep 0 Reset For 10 People by lyfe(m): 10:43pm On Sep 29, 2011
I am here trying it, I hope it works, I posted a problem on MEP o code left but did not get a solution, I will make sure I try it first thing tomorrow morning.
Thanks.
PoliticsKiller Beans In South West Market By Boko Haram. by lyfe(op): 7:47pm On Aug 22, 2011
Do not eat beans 4 now, a message was recorded now dat poisoned beans by BOKO HARAMS had been sent to South, Pls Broadcast.

I saw this message on my BB forwarded to me 3days ago and I ignored it. Just today y mum received a call from a woman who sells commodity in Bodija Market in Ibadan that warning have been given to stay away from beans as there are evidence that Some poisoned beans are in circulation to kill innocent SW citizen.
It is better you do not consume beans for now to be on a safer side, the fact has not yet been established you can make your one inquiry as this could be just a trivia.
PhonesRe: Help! Unlock Blackberry Mei Code 0 Left by lyfe(op): 11:06pm On Aug 17, 2011
Blackberry curve 2
PhonesHelp! Unlock Blackberry Mei Code 0 Left by lyfe(op): 3:39pm On Aug 17, 2011
My brother brought a Tmobile blackberry from abroad for my younger sister and I offered to help her unlock it, I gave it to an engineer to help me unlock it after we had an agreement on money and time of completion, after I called to confirm if he had finished the phone engineer said that he was busy and not in office and that I have to pay more than what we agreed on, this made me to tell him to leave the phone that I will unlock it myself since I read on Nairaland that it is possible to unlock it free (I knew little about the MEI stuff before, but I wanted to employ the service of a professional).

I had a disagreement with him on phone and he said I should even come and pick the phone in his office, I pleaded and told him to help me do it but refused to help me, to cut the fat story thin, I went and take it, and I gave it to someone else to help unlock he said that it cannot be unlocked again because of so many unsuccessful attempts.

Any engineer in the house to help out pls,
PropertiesRe: I Need Land For Purchase In Ibadan by lyfe(m): 10:39am On Jun 23, 2011
ogunsam75
Pls drop your number.
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports by lyfe(m): 5:09pm On May 16, 2011
Hello Bros,
God bless you for your good work we have not heard from you in while please come here and treat some files waiting for you in Nairaland Auto. . kindly help me with this VIN. Thanks. 1N4DL01D5WC211928
TravelRe: In Pictures Fashola Inspects Trains, Facilities For Lagos Light Rail In Canada by lyfe(m): 4:09pm On May 16, 2011
Fashola was wearing corper jungle boot in the picture I just keep wondering why Fashola keeps getting older by the day.
PoliticsRe: Minister's Wife In N3.2 Billion Contract Scandal by lyfe(m): 3:49pm On May 16, 2011
Just wondering how these people want the hard working citizen to feel after hearing this. The next thing you hear is another scandal day in day out and no investigation or indictment, Yet we have all the EFCC,ICPC,CPC,Conduct Bureau and others commissions commissioning nonsense and collecting commission from corrupt commission givers. Goodluck Jonzing, lets keep jonzing it is a jonzing world.
PoliticsRe: Speaker Bankole Spent N10 Billion Bank Loan On Gbemi Saraki, Ini Edo by lyfe(m): 3:35pm On May 16, 2011
I never knew Ini Edo had a blow J0b lips check her lips up there,  No wonder shes got Banky ole cu,mming for more.
PoliticsRe: Akwa Ibom Gubernatorial Election Rigged Top To Bottom by lyfe(m): 8:03am On Apr 28, 2011
Gba fun Muri, gba fun Gbada.(In English ----Allow mr A, then automatic chance for mr B)
You people did not complain last week when ballots paper were stuffed to raise the chance of Uncle Jonah. Akpabio delivered his state to Jonathan in the presidential election now it his turn to deliver the state to himself. What do you expect Jonathan to do in this respect. He will definitely support the the Lawyer,incumbent governor, and the best he can do is turn a blind eye.
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by lyfe(m): 9:45pm On Apr 27, 2011
engrhamid:
Mail dragnet5050@gmail.com
Thannks a million, will do that now.
PoliticsSen. Abiola Ajomobi Of Acn Won In Oyo State! Confirmed. by lyfe(op): 7:44pm On Apr 27, 2011
It has just been confirmed that Sen Abiola Ajimobi of ACN won the Oyo State Guber election. , From splash FM, they are now playing "stand up for the sampion for the sampion".

Congrats to all ACN supporters.
Accord party=235,773

PDP= 387,132

[size=16pt]ACN=420,862  WINNER[/size]

PoliticsDon't Click Please by lyfe(op): 7:39pm On Apr 27, 2011
All results have trickled in, someone just asked me who won in Abuja, Osun state? Kaduna State? In the afternoon I heard a reporter saying that Fashola was sweeping Lagos vote, how come? Where is Lawma what are they doing that the whole governor is sweeping Lagos, Utmost act of humility maybe.
PoliticsRe: Acn Won In Oyo State, Inec Delcares Ajimobi by lyfe(m): 5:25pm On Apr 27, 2011
Don't rejoice yet the Ibadan SW results are not out yet. This is the LG Ajimobi comes from and the number of voters have outnumbered the numbers of those whose who registered and I just called Ogbomoso and most people are already rejoicing that Akala has won and Akala is currently on his way down to Ib. But I still feel he has not won going by the analysis on Radio Nigeria Ibadan.

[size=19pt]Don't rejoice yet it is PDP only lags by 5600 vote deficits and miracle do occur.[/size] cheesy

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