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TravelRe: Nigerians Living In Melbourne (most Livable City In The World). by lyfe(m): 8:24pm On Jun 27, 2013
jennykadry: This thread is for Nigerians who live in melbourne to come together and rub minds but trust some people to come here and start asking questions of how long and what it takes to move to Australia.

Shut up already all of you
Lol. Like you took those thoughts off my head. Imagine someone who has e-mail address and could register on Nairaland asking where Melbourne is.
TravelRe: Canada Visiting Visa by lyfe(m): 6:36pm On Jun 27, 2013
Trust me virgin or no virgin passport does not guarantee a thing when it comes to securing a visa because their is no place in the application form that asks if you have traveled abroad before or not. The only question they ask is countries you have resided in for more than 6 months.

I have reasons to believe that passport pages don't get opened until final decision based on information on your application form and documents have been reached. Therefore, I would suggest you should not give yourself headache about "dis-virgining" your passport.
HealthRe: PLEASE HELP. I Have Cotton Wool From Ear Bud Stuck In Ear by lyfe(m):
Otologists have warned that cotton buds and wool are not to be used for cleaning ears and they always warn that you should not stick anything smaller than your elbow into your ears.
RomanceRe: Nairaland And Love Does It Exit? by lyfe(m): 1:57pm On Jun 27, 2013
Nairaland hosts over million registered users and I am very sure that someway somehow relationships have been made through this channel leading to something more meaningful or casual relationship offline.

Meanwhile, I'm in love with a NLer too.
RomanceRe: An Older Lady Proposed That We Have S** by lyfe(m):
Thank God say no work I have booked a sit here following how this tale till it ends.

coolJobless big broda is watching. cool
CrimeRe: Photo: UNILAG Student Kidnapped & Raped, Nude Pictures Circulated by lyfe(m): 1:14pm On Jun 27, 2013
Don't know which side of the story to believe. How on earth is it possible for that midget to drag her in a car in broad day light and not catch the attention of the passersby in this kidnapping and one-chance era and why didn't she raise her voice from the street to his bedroom.

Whichever way this creep should be incarcerated in a cell filled with arse lovers so that they will screw his backside so bad for inflicting that amount of scar on her.
RomanceRe: My Gurllover Just Denied Me In The Presence Of My Family by lyfe(m):
OP check you keyboard and repost, it seems your spacebar is faulty. I hope you don`t message your "girllover" like this.
RomanceRe: Is He Just Marrying Me To Get In The Country? by lyfe(m): 2:02pm On Jun 22, 2013
This sounds like a deceit please be careful don`t fall for this cheap scam and if I may ask are you white or an African descent, how and where did you meet?
CrimeRe: Cynthia Osokogu Was Chained & Strangled To Death by lyfe(m):
Why was she carrying her international passports around in the first place. Ladies are very weird beings you just can never understand them. They see good gentle guys but they would rather opt for psychos.

I would have believed this was a sadomasochistic act gone wrong, but the fact that her drink was spiked with ruffy to bring sedation doesn`t sound like the S and M act was consensual. The adult toys found in the girl`s bag don`t add up either.

Rophynol is a date-rape drug which is classed under controlled drug and pharmacist should never dispense this kind of drug to anyone without prescription from psychiatrist because of its hallucinogenic effect. The necrophiliac dude must have been planning this cruel act way before it occurred.
RomanceRe: Ladies Is Money A "Must" When Choosing A Guy by lyfe(m): 12:00pm On Jun 21, 2013
Real ladies have spoken and enough has been said. However, I feel it should not be a must, though important and vital. So, guys work harder get your hustle on and make this money. Ladies are rubies and pearls so nothing bad spending on them to show they are appreciated.
RomanceRe: Guys in Yankee/Jand: Why Would You Bring A Girl From Naija back here? by lyfe(m): 11:34am On Jun 21, 2013
190: rotfl

but i think at times these girls back home are more easier to control
u know we african men always like to be landlords in our relationships
I get like 15 african ladies wen i keep down incase my 2 whiteys dissapoint but still
there is nothing like black babes

black punny is black punny cant be gotten anywhere else
its in our DNA we must always run back home for it embarassed embarassed
Lol. 190 when will you give your life to Christ.
RomanceRe: B4 You Fall In Love by lyfe(m): 11:23pm On Jun 20, 2013
Princelyod: ...now is this what you call love these days?
Since the beginning of civilization.

Forget about chemistry, trust me, no kind of chemical reaction will take place if you do not have a decent amount of money to meet the demands of today's love. Do you think girls from wealthy background want just some random guys around them? They want someone who is richer or at par with them when it comes to money, even if they don't have monetary demands.

Don't be deceived that money has nothing to do with love. I have sisters and I have been around many ladies (from the wealthy and poor background) and I know how they think. if you are poor, most girls will just pity you and some maybe nice to you and let you be friends and no graduation from that. Love exists either true or not but don't ever misconstrue the fact that love has nothing to do with money.

Infact, love = calculation. You have what I like, you can supply my demands. Ever wondered why guys get stunned and fall in love with a girl by just mere physical looks or why it is impossible for you to fall in love with that beggar on the street that needs love and affection or the girl wey get tribal marks and get one and half leg?
RomanceHelp : She Was Sexually Assaulted And Video Posted Online by lyfe(op):
I know stuff like this happen on daily basis, but this one is way out of it. I was just snooping through my Facebook while I saw this disturbing video of a lady who was filmed apparently by 3 guys while she was being sexually assaulted. As if that was not enough, the video was uploaded on Facebook while some people were hitting the "like" button.

Anybody in the house with ideas on how to bring these guys to book for this cruel act and help this helpless girl.


Warning: some viewers may find this video disturbing. So, viewers discretion is advised.

www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=478925072189264&set=vb.100002153268177&type=2&theater
RomanceRe: Guys Take A Look At This And Answer Truthfully. by lyfe(m): 8:58pm On Jun 20, 2013
That reminds me I have to barb my hair.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Tweets - “I Don't Do Cheap Money” by lyfe(m): 8:51pm On Jun 20, 2013
Abeg leave the midget alone joor. He doesn't do cheap money, so? You are all talking like you don't know showbiz is all about Hype. Million Naira Hennessy, Dolce&Gabbana, Ferragamo, Bugati and the porsche.
RomanceRe: The Story Of My Immediate Life. I Need Advice by lyfe(m): 2:48pm On Jun 18, 2013
alutacontinua: Is the love you have for her enough to FORGIVE and FORGET all that happened in the past? I mean the kind of forgiveness that makes it look like it never happened!
Her past is just too ugly 2 abortions for random guyz, forgetting will be really hard for me.
RomanceRe: I Am I Handsome?(pic) by lyfe(m): 1:53pm On Jun 18, 2013
sexymoma: 1st question.... You Never Chop, 2nd Quetion.... Na Carpenter sow that cote you call suit? 3rd Question... Who dey deceive you? ansa me before i descend on you undecided
Haha! Abeg have mercy on this dude u don finish am. Mr Akpors maybe you should pull down that picture and take a stroll to your mirror again and ask the mirror to stop playing pranks on you because I doubt you will get the reply here.
RomanceRe: I Am I Handsome?(pic) by lyfe(m): 1:30pm On Jun 18, 2013
Akpors finally on NL. beware!!
RomanceRe: B4 You Fall In Love by lyfe(m): 10:17pm On Jun 17, 2013
What the poster said isn't far-fetched. Money! Money! Yea money is important and should not be looked on as something not necessary as far as relationship is concerned. Have money I mean good money that oozes on you, then watch love walking your way left and right.
RomanceRe: Really Liked A Naija (yoruba) Girl And Regret Not Doing Anything (i'm Oyinbo) by lyfe(m): 1:08pm On Jun 16, 2013
I don't know why Nigerians can be this doubtful, what is wrong in believing words in true faith. Eyinbos don't even throw our explanation in the thrash can without giving the benefit of doubt, even previous posters before me that I respected fell my wrist on this.

Mr Poster, if all what you said is not fiction, follow your mind and let her know about your feelings (that you at-least like her and the goods you like about her). It is not late to let her know and this is even the best time to do that because you are not leaving anymore under her father's roof neither will you be seen as an ingrate for making such move.

Judging from the little you said about her, she does not strike me as one of those "smart" girls that just want to have fun and do whatever will dish them the ticket to live the American dreams by all means. She likes you and trust me Nigerian girls, especially the Yorubas, will never let say that but may give you the subliminal signs. Forget about the green card and the white novelty ish please. Attraction and connection set in if you are close to someone you see often, if you think such person is decent and cool and they say unlike poles attract maybe that what it is. Btw you did not do justice on the picture you posted at all.
Music/RadioRe: 2face & Annie Idibia - Rainbow Video [download]- by lyfe(m):
I don't know why my eyes are always directed to odd things... Is it only me seeing more than teeth grin

Bad man just wondering why he was gawking at her t.it in the public.

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