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That pix should be pull down, it is disturbing.

Ewww! Is that back or front?

There is no evidence that the website was hacked. Meanwhile, the said website is boring

Titanic that part jack became stiff due to the cold

Armaggedon where Bruce Willis sacrificed himself for the sake of humanity her daughter.

Koto Orun Yoruba film by Ajileyes

One Indian film by Amtab Batcha

I really do not see anything wrong in it. What culture are we talking about? Is it the same culture that supports men marrying wives of their deceased brothers.

Well, late 80's and early 90's when I grew up, there was nothing like DSTV or Youtube, so I would only stick to the local TV stations as the main source of entertainment.

My Nigerian childhood heros: Fadeyi Oloro and Yemi My Lover

Yemi My Lover: He was very active and handsome, he would kick the bad guys (broken bottle & co.) butts using some funny karate moves to save his girlfriend,after which they would sing a love song to celebrate reunion.

Fadeyi Oloro at times would act as the bad guy or the good guy but I liked his swag.

Who were your childhood heroes?

Uncle London the good Samaritan. Eleda ooo.

Den go talk, I get Boluwatife dem go talk, I crash my car dem go talk,I sneeze dem go talk, any I do dem go talk ooo, ooo nah nah.

Get tested to know the strain of stapph you want to cure. Most labs will give you a list of drugs that the stapph is not resistant to yet. Once you are on antibiotics regime never under use or overuse; do not skip doses, always use as directed or else the stapph will develop a resistance to the new drug and become naturally immuned to active ingredients of the drug and that means the that drug class will never work.

Hallucination- which can eventually lead to mental illness.

Physical and phsychological dependence for survival.

Constipation: They distrupt the normal functioning of the body system by slowing down the bowel movement.

They are better than cigarettes in terms of damages they cause to the body, but as addictive as cigarette.

NB: Not a doctor

Not only using condoms translates to having safe-sex, common sense too is important.

Just another way to Die: WINDOW SEXCAPE

I like the skit.

If I hear u say Mondi_Cheek I go tie that cork for hyena mouth.

I kinda relate to what OP has said. Men's love tend to depreciate after that first climax, while it is the other way round for women. They become more clingy and seeking.

fruityjojo: This isn't News! I am a student in a Nigerian University & dis is lyk an old news, d OP is Simply A RUNS GIRL! We understand even runs gals do fall in love *u said u weren't doin it 4 d money But u Flared up Angrilly wen he Refused 2 give u money after d weekend enjoyment! Sm1's Husband nd Father! Well sha Ashawo no be work sha.

Perspective.

OP, leave the man and let him be, it does not appear you are ever going to win this game. He will climb you and ex you again if given the opportunity.

Nothing indicates they are Nigerians and that's not even Nigeria. Cars tolling the road would have rammed through them.

Please remind me which country these people : Tuface, Iyanya, Jim Iyke, 190, Mr Cork, Omiobo come from?

I thought this was the picture of the fake wizkid and Banky.

Got that visa? Got other documents and getting ready to travel abroad? Since you will be residing in your destination country for some time you need to be physically and mentally prepared to settle in this new place, but before you jump on that airplane, here are some things you should know:

Keep your valuables: If you are planning to leave, don’t dole out your properties anyhow and don’t let your friends talk you into giving your properties away. Select the bests out of your wears, fold them neatly into your luggage, trust me, these items will come in handy. There is German adage that goes: “don't throw away your old shoes before you have new shoes”. This does not apply to only shoes; it also applies to clothes and phones and other small valuable materials. Be financially wise because there will be so many other things to spend money on when settling down.


Racism: I do not feel people are being fair when they complain that some people are racists. Most developed nations have rules that protect foreigners from discrimination and segregation. Many people would have my back on this that the real racists are the people with whom we share the same colour with, yes! The African-Americans, blacks who have fully integrated themselves to the system (Caribbean and African Immigrants) and teenagers and youths who have had their citizenship conferred on them by the virtue of being born on the soil.

The "whitees" try as much as possible to be fair and liberal in the way they treat other races and they give you the opportunity to do whatever cultural activities you enjoy so long it does not constitute nuisance to other people. You can wear your local attire, practice your religion and eat your food; they will join you if they like what you do. Laws and policies you probably don't have knowledge of are working in your favour to ensure that your name, colour, accent or ethnicity won't jeopardize your chance of enjoying same thing other people enjoy. Don't get me wrong, I am not saying there is no racism, but if you have a clear mind you won't even feel a thing and it does not match the level of favoritism, nepotism and class segregation that you witness in Nigeria on daily basis.


Toasting/Wooing: Space! Space! That is what they yearn for. For guys who are willing to explore abroad chics you have to be conscious of the fact that these people yearn for personal space, even more than they need, so don’t go around doing: Hey Babie, What Sup! Awa yu fine girl. Eggscuize me. You won’t hit the jackpot even with the unattractive obese chics. If you use your first line and it doesn't work, you have the second option of walking away. Else, police might be called on your as's.

The way people they want to be wooed is somewhat different from what you are used to. There has to be some kind of avenue which must be memorable and interesting. They believe in the Hollywood type of scene, like running into each other and picking up fallen books on the floor after collision or being caught in the rain together with either of you without an umbrella or a club scene. Be creative in whichever way you choose to approach because it has to be eventful and memorable, else you will land on a voice mail .

To have better chances don’t go for people that look like you- Ya know whar I mean? I have been treated better and nicely by other nationalities than my own people. I have had opportunities to chat with people randomly and I can tell you that the hardest people to get their attention are the blacks(Nigerian ladies are way worse) say hello to an Asian, white chic they will reply you with an unreserved smile exposing that braces. But for my "blackies" if they think you are cool you might be lucky to get a lousy “hi” as reply coupled with a facial expression like ( WTF do u want) which will drain the passion to continue with a convo. I have so many times vowed not to talk with black girls again because of their nauseating attitudes. To top it up, your situation is hopeless with them if you don’t look like Trey Songz , Chris Brizzy or Denzel plus no car or flashy things to compensate for your simple appearance.
One more thing: don’t aim to talk to a girl at night or in a secluded area, she will flee from you because they believe only creeps embark on such sneaky projects.


Communication / Non Verbals: The way you pronounce your words and project your voice is important if you want be heard. endeavor to pronounce your words clearly, copy them if you want to. They will pick your words, Trust me, they have heard different “Engrishes” and yours won't be the worst. So don't be afraid to speak. CAVEAT: don't drawl, don't rap, be you, use basic and formal secondary school English you will be fine. Also make sure you do whatever it takes to improve yourself when talking. Network, read newspaper and novels, listen to CNN/BBC, install thesauruses/dictionary on your phone to sharpen your communication skills and widen your knowledge-base. Generally, average Nigerians should not have much problem when it comes to communication even if you stabbed your Oral English class in secondary school.

Be careful with some gestures and non-verbal cues. Chunk of human communication is non-verbal, so don’t go doing things that will scare people. Don’t exchange unnecessary eye contact. You will know this latter. For some reasons they try to avoid eyes contact and they will never look your direction don’t think they are not observing you. Believe me, they will vividly describe you to the police if things go awry and they are told to describe “Da suspect” .


Be Gentle and Keep it Low: they say we are loud; a girl once told that me that she knows when Nigerians are exchanging pleasantries from afar even in a crowded place. We talk too loud when we are among other Nigerians. Couple yourself if you are among other Nigerians don't go nNa Mehn, Egbon mi HAwu far na. Don't be proud, greet your fellow countrymen, but be cool by communicating gently and nicely without sounding like an hyena.


Read the fine prints: when you get to the system you will be required to sign one thing or the other, before doing so, take the pains to go through all the clauses and the tiny fonts, I know you thinking who has time to read long policy and sh*t, but it is your responsibility to know why you are putting your signature on any document. This mostly applies to subscription and contract on technological products. They know people don't read the bulky contract agreements, so they have the unfair terms lurking somewhere in the small prints that will make you pay through your nose if you breach contract agreement. I know someone who got 5,420 dollars on phone bill which destroyed her credits and almost ruined her life. So, before you assent your signature read the terms and conditions in fine prints and watch for asterisks (*).


Lastly, carry some local currency: Don’t exchange all that Naira to Dollars/Pounds or Euros from the Abokis because it will come in handy for welfarism at MMA for the customs and immigration officers on national duty. Common don't be stiffs settle them if you no carry powder and them go hail you and do prayers for you.

Abeg leave the dude alone joor. Let him just be, this is showbiz you don't know if they still seeing themselves behind those fake social media posts. Plus, that freestyle ain't bad, at least he delivered over 6 mins freestyle by singing. Freestyle is really meant for rappers not someone who sings.

Tell me wetin una no go see for NL.

@Delors said it right, It is not easy using the conc Nigerian accent in the western world else you would sound like a nuisance. Nigerian accent is fine and it has been argued to be one of the top 10 sexiest accents all over the world. But when you step outside the shores of Nigeria it is advisable that you change the way you speak learn new way of expressing yourself hitch-free.

Well some lies are healthy, he lied because of love. Lying about age is common in Nigeria you should be fine as long as he is not a cheater and a serial liar. Sit him down and ask him why he had lied about his age and put him on watchlist for some time and take time to verify words from his mouth till you are comfortable that he is not an everyday liar.

Lol at the posts @poster you are not alone, we plenti.

You know how you leave the phone ringing if that stalker is calling you and how you delay replying messages from guys that you feel are not up to your standard. So it is very safe to jump to conclusion in this regards. Enjoy!

Enegod: Stop calling someone who never picks up
or takes forever to call you back because
such a person lacks common courtesy, such
a person may be in love with someone
else or simply using you at his or her
convenience.
Stop texting a person who doesn’t reply in
a reasonable amount of time. I know that
person may be claiming that he or she is
ever busy but if that person really loved
you h/she wouldn’t have failed to spare at
least 2 minutes to text you any short
message like I MISS YOU, I LOVE YOU… If
you are in love with such a person just
know h/she has not time for you but has
time to text the other person that he or
she loves and fears to piss and lose. Stop
chasing after someone who doesn’t want
to be caught. Stop caring for someone who
doesn’t appreciate everything you do for
him or her. Stop having hope in someone
who takes you as his or her second option.
I mean that person who is ever interested
in you when he or she is sad, bored or
stressed. Stop pleading and crying for
someone who sees no value in your tears.
Seriously you deserve someone who gladly
picks up when you call with much need of
hearing his or her voice, someone who
replies promptly to your texts and treats
you with common decency, someone who
appreciates everything you do for him or
her, someone who fears to lose you just
like the way you do, someone who takes
you as his or her priority....

No one said it better. The poster should re-read the words of the wise. If a girl or a guy is stonewalling conversation you should find a way to disconnect. You and I know that it doesn't take leap years to reply a message.

My friend please disconnect. If you are a cool girl you will still find someone else.

This is a welcome development in West-Africa's largest city. Shoprite's items are cheap and well affordable and will check Foodco's monopolistic business.

Foodco is more than 6 months old. I have known Foodco since 1992 and it was latter rebranded and expanded in the recent years.

Try harder man. Nothing is impossible. If you really do love her and you feel she is worth the chase why not go ahead.

This world is filled with competition here and there and I don't see the reason why you should chicken out since she isn't yet married. But before you go for the kill, work on yourself do your thorough research about her. Wish you luck.

lupey: Awwww...thanks D-X! This thread 4 me?? I'm grateful! Gracias!

Lupey omo to shan. They say uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Now that you are the beauty queen of Africa's biggest online forum how many PMs/love proposals do you get from NLers on daily basis?