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So gay judging from that face alone
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Jazz ko rocki ni. The thief is narcoleptic suffering from a neurological sleep disorder that often cause people to sleep at odd time and place. |
Coz they believe the next guy will be better. |
That your jobless friend is playing pranks on you. Secret admirer ko , ghost rider ni. |
mgbeketoto: Now. . . what kind of abuse?You are right, but some kids really deserve to be spanked. I would advocate spanking, but I do not support brutal spanking that leaves children with scars. |
Legal system isn't fair. More also, whites are giving the benefit of doubt when it comes to situation like this. But blacks nada. |
Keep away small and swallowable materials from his reach and don't disinfect the floor with chemicals it is more dangerous. Swallowing germs at childhood stage boasts immunity and this will help him fight infection and microbes induced illnesses easily later in life. |
Goliath. Dike. Kuku Kasali |
iyatrustee: Would you pick an ashy in reaction to konji in the absence of your lover?I don't like breaking the law; self servicing isn't against the law. ![]() |
And the beat goes on da da dum, da da dum... |
sam4xadams: Meet the hungry hyenasGirls night out, yet all these peeps self servicing to the girl's chit-chats . |
Anyone posting after me is a fool, let me see who the fool is. |
daisyella: U can't judge a book by its cover but even as a girl I'm guilty of looking @ someone with multiple piercings as irresponsible. But then again the way u dress is d way u'll be addressed, no matter hw decent dey r, I don't think anyone with piercings will be taken seriouslyThank you. You can't judge a book by its cover, but you can judge a slut by appearance. |
I HATE reality shows....Fake and stupid, I don't know how people invest their time on them; I rather Tom and Jerry cartoon than those shitty programs. |
I swear, he was brutally maced...I caught the mazenisation thanks to Youtube. |
Anazp: justwise or watever u call urself. u had beta b careful. u are not a canadian immigration official neither are u an approved immigration agent or lawyer. u could get sued for negligent information u post here. nigerians are so gullible thats why they cud come here for ur socalled advice. if anyone needs any info go to the canadian immigration website www.cic.gc.ca stop this thread or else u wud b reported to the relevant authorities for misleading the public and for fraud.What are you saying? Lest I forget, I wish everyone good luck. |
Any form of body modification is a huge turn off to me. Let us forget about fashion, any decent Nigerian girl won't punch holes all over her body. If you see pierces all around on a girl then she is a slut or some runs chic. |
What if there's no money. |
Mynd_44: Must there be an anterior motive?Most times sir. Hardly will you see a mutual girl-guy relationship that devoids some sort of underlying motives. I have decent amount of female friends I'm close to and I respect them and do not cross my boundary, but I don't think I will hesitate to climb any of them if I gat a request that we do "something something...." |
There are several kinds of faeces, they come in different sizes, shapes and thickness and they are at times used in determining the state of health of an individual. The list and chart below show different types of faeces. Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass) Type 2: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy Type 3: Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface Type 4: Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft (Normal) Type 5: Soft blobs with clear cut edges (passed easily) Type 6: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool Type 7: Watery, no solid pieces. When defecating you should observe your faeces and you should sigh for relief if you pass out type 3 and 4 http://www.continence.org.au/pages/bristol-stool-chart.html
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Nurse Teniola I no well. |
This is more of faith based healing. Pee on plenty red hot burning charcoals till they turn black. You will feel a tingling sensation whenever you want to erupt at night. It worked for me |
Testing my keyboard. |
The world is fast changing and it is wrong to question anybody's sexuality. The developed world wants freedom, liberty and justice for all. So, having freedom to do whatever you deem okay with yourself should not be anybody's headache. I pray, not any of my family has this sort of sexual orientation, but let these people be. If you can't love them, don't hate. If homosexuality can not be legalized then it should not be criminalized. |
What play does a lion play with a dog? She has them for reasons: many potential suitors , but she likes you and she hopes you will be the lion to finally devour her. |
They usually do not accept cc from Nigeria. They prefer Western Union or wire transfer. |
The source to the information is not credible. Doing a mild search on Google, I saw no print relating to that. The real reason why there are still so much debates on existence of God is that their is no concrete proof to support or deny his existence. The main media is run by the Luciferians and illuminatis and anything God is under-publicized. |
midnitestar: I dn't like this topic @ all.I am not liking it either but I can't resist the reading all posts.
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The problem will be obtaining sample from the dead. Nonetheless, sample from a family member should suffice. |
Fine fine ladies even with alcoholic face ![]() |

