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Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of Otedola, Fashola And Dangote by LZAA: 12:48pm On Jun 29, 2018
Coneheads:
usmanDanCATTLErearer grin

What a serious zmB
grin

Lzaa have u seen a zmB like this b4?
Even sarrki and bamoski dy bow for im own strong zombie
Education › Re: Dorcas Oche Graduates With First Class In Pharmacy From Rajiv Gandhi University by LZAA: 9:34am On Jun 29, 2018
bamoski4real:
piggy jews like lzaa and his likes will frown at this.

Self hating yeasterners..smh sad

Crime › Re: Birom Plateau Attack In Pictures. Some Escaped With Injuries by LZAA: 7:25am On Jun 29, 2018
bamoski4real:
Too many idiotic pigs of bìafraud on this forum.

What a shame sad

Politics › Re: President Buhari Sympathizes With Victims Of Otedola Bridge Lagos Tanker Fire by LZAA: 1:14am On Jun 29, 2018
MrJanuzaj:
Oga igbos pay tax. Those that dont pay tax are the ipob terrorists. Not all igbos are ipob, please stop pilling us together with dirty and bitter terrorists
Us?
Us!!!
Well first of ipob are no terrorists
Infact they are averse to violence unlike massob or bzm but since u ARE igbo u will know that?wouldn't you? grin
Science/Technology › Re: A Hippopotamus Killed At Jebba, Niger State (Photos) by LZAA: 1:04am On Jun 29, 2018
greatbuc:
This animals help our ecosystem. One day the only animals you will know will be dogs and pigs. Hippos don't eat flesh and are highly territorial.
Ahh u are wasting ur time bro
Neva ever try to preach this one hia o
Exvept of course u be pastor or imam and u tell em d hippo isnt a witch or demon
Politics › Re: President Buhari Sympathizes With Victims Of Otedola Bridge Lagos Tanker Fire by LZAA: 1:01am On Jun 29, 2018
MrJanuzaj:
Oga an ipbo terrrorist doesnt pay tax. An upper iweka tout doesnt pay tax. Kee.p qiuet
Wow u mean igbos don't pay tax?
Wow i'm surprised ooo
So all those land charges are fiction?
Not to mention waste disposal charges in ragos?
Wow i must go to ragos o
Cc immhotep pointzerom iceberg3
Politics › Re: President Buhari Sympathizes With Victims Of Otedola Bridge Lagos Tanker Fire by LZAA: 12:49am On Jun 29, 2018
seguntijan:
This is Lagos, a virtual University for other States.
The deadly Inferno that claimed lives in Lagos is very sad and heart breaking. The ever vibrant governor of Lagos would deal with this issue scrupulously as usual.
If this unfortunate incident had happened in other states, some confused and frustrated fellows would have been posting trash like Buhari is enjoying in his 'palace' while a whole state is burning. One jobless person with 2MB data would find a way to make 'politics' out of this just to blame the President.
Learn to face challenges to create a better situation. Lagos doesn't push blames to avoid responsibilities, Lagos doesn't complain. Lagos protects human lives. Lagos fixes issues.Be like Lagos!.
Lagos is no university to any state
All its benefits are due to it being a former capital
If u read alibaba's post u will see where he referred to one port for everytin hence d gridlock and bad roads u see in apapa
As per politics well notice buhari so called condolence msg didnt come from his OWN twitter account
Celebrities › Re: Ali Baba Reacts To Otedola Bridge, Lagos Tanker Fire by LZAA: 12:24am On Jun 29, 2018
overambitious:
Dailytatafo.com

Veteran comedian Ali Baba has pen down a heart wrenching note in reaction to the tanker fire at Lagos Ibadan express which claimed many lives

He wrote


In organized societies, where traffic is a major issue, tankers and heavy duty vehicles move at night or at specified times. In developed climes, MOT agencies... are as serious as the police force. In and even then, fuel and transportation of inflammable contents are done in controlled methods. We are a Lawless country. If government tries to organize these same tankers now, they will go on strike, shut down the economy and day to day running, and we will let them continue. Same thing with teachers... try to get them to go get retrained and be bwtter qualified to teach, they will strike and wr are back to status quo. We do not punish people who even chop monies meant for projects. Projects that have been captured in the budget and monies released. The same people who chop the monies will now be in the ruling party and to prosecute them becomes a No No. And as nothing is done to them another person will do it. Just imagine. Nigerians died today because of avoidable precautions and failure to create policies and laws that have consequences that could have detered that tanker from being on that road. But no. Law makers dont care. The Executives no send and the JUDICIARY is not jailing them. Bet me, more tankers will fall. Nothing will be done. Nothing.

http://dailytatafo.com/you-cannot-pray-away-lawlessness-alibaba-lament-heavily-over-lagos-tanker-fire/
"some other climes, that have deep shores like we do, only one port can not be used for discharge of staples like fuel"
Try doing this and watch afonjics scream because after politics na hia dia so called igr dy come from
God knows we have been shouting this for how long
Cc immhotep pointzerom greenback iceberg3
Crime › Re: Birom Plateau Attack In Pictures. Some Escaped With Injuries by LZAA: 12:19am On Jun 29, 2018
Greenback:
SHAARRAAP DIA!
Hypocrite.
Later you will rush to bow down for the caliphate. grin

Lzaa immhotep shalomc make una com see preacher grin
Dont mind bamoski
He loves the caliphate grin
Travel › Re: BLACK THURSDAY! How The Otedola Bridge Accident Happened + New Details by LZAA: 8:05pm On Jun 28, 2018
immhotep:
Tell them to repair railroads and take tankers off the city, they will start doing tribalism.

Cc lzaa onyeoga pointzerom madridguy buhariguy sarrki shalomc iceberg itsmeaboki yarimo itsmeaboki yarimo
Dont mind them
Politics › Re: Why Yourbas Must Demand Oduduwa Republic – Fani-kayode by LZAA: 2:27pm On Jun 28, 2018
immhotep:
Gowon wasted lives and now he is drinking akamu in a refugee camp.

Cc lzaa onyeoga pointzerom madridguy buhariguy sarrki shalomc iceberg3 itsmeaboki yarimo
Omenkalives comes to mind grin
Politics › Re: Why Yourbas Must Demand Oduduwa Republic – Fani-kayode by LZAA: 1:05pm On Jun 28, 2018
dammy13:
Femi Fani-Kayode, former Aviation Minister, on Wednesday, said the time was right for Yorubas to demand the breakup of Nigeria and creation of Oduduwa Republic.

He noted that the current killings allegedly being perpetrated by armed herdsmen was an indication that Yorubas must call for secession.

In a series of tweets, the former Minister stressed that people of the South West could no longer be part of Nigeria because President Muhammadu Buhari allegedly opposes restructuring.

Fani-Kayode wrote: “Any Fulani man that refuses to openly and unequivocally condemn the slaughter, ethnic cleansing and mass murder of Middle Belters, southerners and other Nigerians by Fulani herdsmen is no friend of mine. As a matter of fact such a person is a mortal enemy.

“Thank God that I am Yoruba. I was born Yoruba and I will die Yoruba. ‘Omo karo jire ni mi!’ And with the way things are going in Nigeria, I think that it is about time for the Yoruba to exercise their right of self-determination and consider the establishment of Oduduwa Republic.

“We cannot remain in a country where the President encourages and supports mass murder, genocide, and ethnic cleansing, where he says “no” to restructuring and where the life of a cow is worth more than the life of a human being. There is no fellowship between light and darkness!”

http://kikiotolu.com/why-yourbas-must-demand-oduduwa-republic-fani-kayode/
Sarkin,sarrki,Alariiwo and Roger3D wee not like this grin grin
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Romance › Re: Young Nigerian Man Weds An Aged Texan Woman by LZAA: 10:24am On Jun 28, 2018
princetigris:
The hustle to travel for greener pastures is getting real by the day as a young man in his early twenties ties the knot with an older American.








Pictures below
Wire wire squad??
Really?
Oh well self snitching aint a crime
It just puts u behind bars grin
Politics › Re: FG Dismisses Global Report On Nigeria’s Poverty Level by LZAA: 9:50am On Jun 28, 2018
Sharpbobo:
GIST FROM WAKABOBO.COM

The Federal Government Wednesday dismissed the Brookings Report on Nigeria as the new global headquarters of poverty as it now has the highest number of poor persons in the world. Findings by the Brookings Institution, a nonprofit public policy organization based in Washington, DC, America, published a week ago indicated that Nigeria has overtaken India as the country with the largest number of extreme poor in early 2018 with six persons becoming poor every minute.

The report said,


“At the end of May 2018, our trajectories suggest that Nigeria had about 87 million people in extreme poverty compared with India’s 73 million. What is more, extreme poverty in Nigeria is growing by six people every minute, while poverty in India continues to fall”,

But responding fielding questions from State House correspondents after the weekly Federal Executive Council, FEC, meeting presided over by President Muhammadu Buhari at the Council Chamber, Presidential Villa, Abuja, the Minister of Industry, Trade and Investments, Dr. Okechukwu Enelamah, argued that the indices used for the report may have been complied when Nigeria was in recession .

His words:

“I think first, we need to understand when we get these reports, there are reports that are lagging in indicators which means, people are reporting on history. There are reports that are leading indicators which means that they are forward looking and of course, there reports that capture generally what you do which is current. “They are actually dealing with what is current. So, when you get reports from Brooking institutes or all sorts of people, you need to look at the context. Somebody may have written a report when we were in recession.

Remember that if you are in a recession, what it means is that even though, your population is growing, people don’t stop procreating, your growth fact, which means that in theory depending on how they run those numbers, you will be going the other way. “There is absolutely no question that there an urgency to create employment in Nigeria. And it has to be a collective responsibility.

What I can tell you, with certainty based on ones background in business and economics, is that if we complete the things on infrastructure and you implement these reports we are doing, that is what I mean by a leading indicator, poverty will go down. “There is no magic to it. But you have to do it first, you have to put in the infrastructure, you have to implement the economic programme which is what will create the opportunities, they don’t drop from the sky.

So, I think we should roll up our sleeves as a people and do the work because, if we don’t do it, our people continue to bear children obviously, they would get poorer. “So, I don’t think we should kill ourselves that poverty is something just happen. I think it comes out of the urgent need we have as a country which is why we are focusing as a government to make sure that we create the enabling environment, the infrastructure and the things that are required to create opportunities for our people and I believe that will happen in the process of time.”


https://wakabobo.com/fg-dismisses-global-report-on-nigerias-poverty-level/
So ppl should stop bearing children to stop getting poorer then u tell us the report aint accurate
Sarkin is the one who wrote this report
It sounds like him grin
Cc immhotep pointzerom iceberg3 DaBullIT justiceleague1
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: AC Milan Banned From European Football By UEFA by LZAA: 12:38am On Jun 28, 2018
bobnatlo:
What are u ranting??
Ac-milan was vetted by UEFA as well as PSG n others.
Any follower of football knows they spent hell this season n really can't afford Neymar + mbappe

What the Asian that acquired Milan did, is same that Al-khelaifa is doin in PSG
I wanna know about their report, so what's ur headache about that.
Or did u see anything about PSG report therehuh
Do u have the answer??
If u don't, then find ur level dud!!
Last season*
Mbappe was a loan then to buy this coming season
This ban will be lifted as the chinese will soon be bought by the americans
Celebrities › Re: Vera Gerald: 'Most Nigerians Think You Are Bleaching If You Are Light-Skinned' by LZAA: 12:32am On Jun 28, 2018
tzargeemedia:
Vera Gerald, Nigerian actress/advertising model has released stunning new photos on her IG page. The talented actress and brand model shared the photos which shows her flawless skin and advised black people who are fond of changing their skin color to light skin to stop, because the habit is now making most people think every light skin person bleached their skin.

"Maybe the Nigerian Govt should also follow in the steps of Ghana which recently banned bleaching products in the country. It appears that these days, everyone is light skinned- even those whose mothers and fathers are charcoal black. My light skin is natural, and i won't have cared if it was black because i really do admire people with clean black skin as well; however it's becoming a big embarrassment to me when i meet new people and they're asking me, "What cream do you use, i want to have a skin as light as yours", she posted.

Continuing, she wrote; "I don't know if any of you naturally light-skinned people can relate . Please, whatever skin complexion you were born with, learn to appreciate it. There is more to you than your skin colour. Being light skinned will not make you more attractive than the person with a lovely black skin. It's pointless trying to impress any man by bleaching, because he doesn't want you the way God created you. If you need to bleach to impress a man and keep him, you will eventually lose him when your skin gets damaged. And your previously lovely dark skinned would have been lost for the right people to admire. God doesnt make a mistake. Believe in yourself. #embraceyourbody."

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2018/06/nigerian-model-vera-gerald-shows-off.html?m=1
U are actually dark skinned grin
Politics › Re: “law To Regulate What Nigerians Do On Social Media Is Underway’’ – Senate by LZAA: 12:17am On Jun 28, 2018
zombieHUNTER:
Gagging Freedom of speech has nothing to do with fake news...

Cc salamrushdie cyynthialove paperwhite esseite lzaa

Education › Re: Queen Elizabeth Honours Kenedy Joseph Ekezie, Hauwa Ojeifo, Kenedy Joseph Ekezie by LZAA: 8:08pm On Jun 27, 2018
dainformant:
Congratulations are in order of three Nigerians who were on Tuesday night, honoured by Queen Elizabeth faraway in the United Kingdom. The Nigerians: Hauwa Ojeifo, Isaac Ezirim and Kennedy Ekezie-Joseph were presented the prestigious Queen’s Young Leaders Award in a special ceremony at Buckingham Palace, London.

According to reports, the Nigerians received the awards in honour of the work they are doing to transform lives in their respective communities.

Meghan Markel and Prince Harry (The Duke and Duchess of Sussex), David Beckham and others were present at the ceremony.

Hauwa Ojeifo, one of the three winners, runs a women’s support group called She Writes Woman. The group focuses on mental health support and outreach among some of the most vulnerable people in the community.

Isaac Ezirim, also one of the winners, is the founder of Teens Can Code. His initiative concentrates on teaching teenagers computer coding and how to build web and mobile applications using the same tools used by professionals in the tech industry.

19-year-old Kennedy Ekezie-Joseph is the youngest of the winners. He is the founder of the Calabar Youth Council for Women’s Rights (CYCWR). This initiative works to promote women’s rights in Nigeria and supports the rights of women in the areas of female genital mutilation (FGM), domestic abuse, forced child marriage and access to education for girls.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/06/three-nigerians-honoured-by-queen-elizabeth-in-london.html

First picture; Kenedy Joseph Ekezie
Second Picture; Isaac Damian Ezirim
Third Picture; Hauwa Ojeifo
2 biafrans please!!!! smiley
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Politics › Re: Igbos Will Declare Support For Buhari In 2019 – Senator Sodangi by LZAA: 5:12pm On Jun 27, 2018
hisexcellency34:
Senator Abubakar Sodangi, a chieftain of the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC), has said he is confident that the South- East will region will vote for President Muhammadu Buhari in 2019.

Sodangi, a three-term senator who represented Nassarawa West from 1999 to 2011 in a chat with DAILY INDEPENDENT said though the region did not vote for Buhari in the 2015 presidential election, they will do so now because the president has done a lot for them in the last three years.

He also advised the South East to join APC which according to him is the winning team rather than remaining in the opposition.
“I believe the South- East will go with Buhari in 2019 because there have been lots of changes since 2015. Buhari has come to demonstrate that he is not the leader of the APC or only those who elected him, he is the president of the whole country even in the South East”.

“What matters to him is delivery of dividends of democracy and creating peace and tranquility. That is what he is advocating in all the lands, especially in the South East”.

“I want to believe that South East will join other regions that will go with President Buhari. It is always good to join the winning team than to be a loser and to be in the opposition” he said.


Read more https://independent.ng/igbos-will-declare-support-for-buhari-in-2019-senator-sodangi/
sounds like sarrki and sarkin grin
cc immhotep pointzerom iceberg3
Fashion › Re: Young Man Transforms From Fat To Muscles (Before & After Photos) by LZAA: 4:13pm On Jun 27, 2018
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Crime › Re: Graphic Video Of Birom Attack On Muslim Travelers In Plateau by LZAA: 1:28pm On Jun 27, 2018
webincomeplus:
Oga shut up! Every country in the world is inhabited by adherents of different religions. Muslims and Christians co-habit in several countries without any problem.

Before and immediately after Nigeria' s independence, hasn't there been religion? So, look beyond religion. Multiple factors (including bitter politics and tribalism) are at play here.
be dia deluding urself
uk and us and most of europe are majorly christian nations with muslim migrants
ever wonder why islam reigns supreme in ksa,pakistan and iran
cause the majority is islam
Crime › Re: "More Humans Should Be Murdered To Equate The Amount Of Cows Killed" - Man by LZAA: 12:25pm On Jun 27, 2018
Coneheads:
Let this mallam put himself up for the presidency and see if stuppid coneheads and sophisticated moraouns wont vote for him.
All manner of lowlifers,gutter ppl now hav voice in the zoo all thanks to mumunis and mufutaus sophisticated koneheads.

Lzaa immhotep shalomc
btw,good job MESSI
Biafra forever nwanne smiley
Politics › Re: It's Unjust To Say I'm Silent On Killings By Herdsmen - President Buhari Says by LZAA: 11:21am On Jun 27, 2018
junbi:
Where are the elites and why aren't they speaking out huh Don't understand this eerie silence huh huh

What's going on really huh
Do u mean d afonjics? grin
Gaming › Re: God Of War 4 Aint Shit!! by LZAA: 2:09am On Jun 27, 2018
crafteck:
18 to 20 hrs game, no replay value
wow strange to hear this tbh
Gaming › Re: God Of War 4 Aint Shit!! by LZAA: 10:57pm On Jun 26, 2018
crafteck:
The latest god if war is just there... Stop hyping it based on past glory, games have advanced
U serious bro?
Again have u played this game?
Politics › Re: Where Is Gowon Now by LZAA: 8:58pm On Jun 26, 2018
PointZerom:
The last time I checked, GCFR = Grand Criminal Federal Republic of Niger Area. MKO is Intl Thief Thief.
Awo is local thief thief who stole Biafran money after the war.

Cc Immhotep Lzza onyeoga

Politics › Re: Where Is Gowon Now by LZAA: 8:07pm On Jun 26, 2018
PointZerom:
Shut up.
Awo and MKO didn't die a natural death. They drank poison and died like rats. PITY.

Cc Immhotep Lzza onyeoga shalomc
grin grin
the ratak ambassador
cc follygunners,Alariiwo,Elsonm0rali,Roger3D

Crime › Re: Cultists Rob UNIPORT Students' Lodge, Beat Them Up And Loot Their Valuables by LZAA: 8:04pm On Jun 26, 2018
Follygunners:
Na dem dem... anything that has to do with SE 9ja na so so disaster! grin

skales67, lzaa

Politics › Re: Where Is Gowon Now by LZAA: 6:11pm On Jun 26, 2018
immhotep:
Cc lzaa onyeoga pointzerom madridguy buhariguy sarrki shalomc iceberg3 itsmeaboki yarimo
Sarkin and Roger3D wee not like this grin
Politics › Re: Where Is Gowon Now by LZAA: 6:10pm On Jun 26, 2018
immhotep:
Yarimo is coming for you.
Sai baba things.

Cc lzaa onyeoga pointzerom madridguy buhariguy sarrki shalomc iceberg3 itsmeaboki yarimo
grin grin
Politics › Re: Plateau Killings: Police Takes Action As Ciroma Replaces Undie As Commissioner by LZAA: 5:33pm On Jun 26, 2018
immhotep:
Cc lzaa onyeoga pointzerom madridguy buhariguy sarrki shalomc iceberg3 itsmeaboki yarimo
grin
Celebrities › Re: Gifty Powers: If You Don't Like My Nude Photo, Break Your Phone by LZAA: 5:17pm On Jun 26, 2018
sorom4:
He is an ORIGINAL zombie
grin grin

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