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Politics › Re: Why Yorubas Need Sokoto by LZAA: 6:31pm On Jul 06, 2018
T9ksy:
Sporry, I don't argue with a fool.
Lol
Typical afonja response
I expected nothing less
Btw the question remains
Why has the SW refused to leave this lugard creation?
Career › Re: Why I Lost My Job At An Airtel Shop Today by LZAA: 6:29pm On Jul 06, 2018
Pentools:
Hmmmmm...it can never be over emphasized, the best feeling ever is self employment/entrepreneurship.
Imagine the mess of joblessness this one just go bungled into unprepared and unaware.

Oga OP be it glo,mtn or etisalat they are all the same, try get something doing on ur own to help ur people even if u must do paid job get another means of income.
Can everybody be a rapper or sportsman?
Top and smart countries open up industries and encourage arts and science to stem unemployment
Other place unemployed on welfare till they get jobs and in the case of those who arent able to get jobs continue with it
All these self employed or everybody na ceo can never work in a sane country never mind here where labour and govt laws are easily flouted
Encourage investment and watch unemployment disappear
Btw in the 70's to the mid 90's there were a lot of foreign music labels here which aided d production of good music here
Where are they now?
Ur guess is as good as mine
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Beats South African Bodybuilder Who Is A Bully (Video) by LZAA: 6:06pm On Jul 06, 2018

Politics › Re: Why Yorubas Need Sokoto by LZAA: 6:04pm On Jul 06, 2018
T9ksy:
And before the war, didn't you ibos took over most of the federal parasitals simply "cause of your elites' servitude to the Sarduna's minion?

Which region's elders were shouting "One Nigeria" before independence, even as their people were been slaughter in the north?


Mischief is well and fully embedded in your DNA
U know what's funny?
Every region apart from the SW has sought to leave this false contraption
Check it:
North:revenge coup/araba riots
Middle belt:orkar coup albeit backed by ss officers
SS: adaka boro
SE: Biafra
Now wia is the sw?
No hold on,they are sophisticated?
Mba,wait they have politicial sagacity grin
I will refer u to the politics section wia the "why yorubas need sokoto thread" resides
Oh and by igbo elders i'm guessing u mean the great zik who was a pan african independence fighter rather than a national coon who swallowed ratak after trying a coup too many
History no matter how twisted can never lie
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Politics › Re: 3 Million-youth March In Kano To Counter R-APC by LZAA: 5:18pm On Jul 06, 2018
ManirBK:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/3-million-youth-march-in-kano-to-counter-r-apc-259591.html
In other words sarkin,yarimo and Roger3D are in kano right now supporting the kaliphate
Ok o wink
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Travel › Re: 10 Traffic Laws In Lagos That The Government Failed To Enforce by LZAA: 5:12pm On Jul 06, 2018
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However, it is one thing to institute laws or public rules, and it is another thing to follow them through with enforcement.

In the road traffic subsector, enforcement is one area that Lagos state governments appear to have failed or needs to improve upon. The willpower to enforce some of these laws or public rules are non-existent.

Sometimes, the reason for the neglect of proper enforcement is often due to re-election consideration. Or, perhaps – fears of a possible diminished political capital of the governor or his political party. Unlike in the military dispensation, this are some of our very tragic realities.

Autojosh.com presents “10 Traffic Laws In Lagos That The Government Failed To Enforce”.


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1. Hanging Bus Conductors

Danfo conductors hanging out of their buses, while the bus is in motion, is a practice that many adult Lagosians grew up to meet. Indeed, the practice is almost as old as modern day Lagos.

Successive governments – civilian and military – have issued warnings and attempted bans on this practice without success. No administration, yet, have demonstrated sincere resolve to stem this dangerous practice.


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2. Ban on Okada

It goes without saying; Okada – commercial motorcycle – is one of the greatest public nuisances that has ever afflicted Lagos state. This ubiquitous mode of public transport grew to notoriety for a number reasons. For instance, these necessary evils contribute significantly to the high patronage witnessed at orthopedic hospitals in Lagos.

They are also the most convenient mode of transport for criminals – especial in locations with busy traffic.

Several successive governments in Lagos state had made efforts to outlaw this mode of public transport without success. However, the Fashola administration took the bulls by the horn, in 2012, a more assertive ban on Okada operation was instituted. The ban restricted Okadas from plying 475 roads in the metropolis. Since then, Okada activities have resumed on most of these roads.


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3. Ban on the operation of “Kabu kabu”

In the twilight of the military rule in Lagos, state, the activities of the unregistered cab operators were issues of concern to the government. Apart from its security concerns, they were hard to regulate and tax.

However, with the return of democracy, moves were made to legislate against the practice.

During the Fashola administration, the Ministry of Transportation originated an act that was forwarded to the State House of Assembly for the regulation of Kabu Kabu operations in the state. This act had ideas on to ensure that cab operators get licenses from the ministry in order to operate. The regulation was necessary so that the lives of residents would not be at risk.

Apparently, that effort turned out to be a waste of time and effort.


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4. Wastebaskets in Commercial buses

During the administration of Bola Ahmed Tinubu, commercial vehicle operators were mandated to have a wastebasket in their vehicles at all time. This was a measure designed to prevent situations where passengers threw things out of their commercial vehicles. Drivers of commercial buses were mandated to purchase small government-endorsed and branded wastebaskets. The wastebaskets were sold to drivers in Lagos at exorbitant prices. Sadly, time will later proved that that policy was one intended primarily as a revenue drive for the government and perhaps empowerment for their cronies.


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5. Designated Routes For Danfos

During the Fashola administration, a system of assigning every Danfo on specific routes was instituted. Principally, this system was necessary to stem the tide of criminal activities facilitated with the use of Danfos. A notable instance was the increasing incidences of “One Chance”.

To that end, every danfo and Molue were designated on specific routes. To ensure compliance, the routes that each Danfo was assigned to were printed on their chassis. The enforcement was taken seriously but not for so long.


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6. Gated streets

As part of a plan to ease Lagos state of traffic gridlocks – especially during rush hours – the Fashola administration, outlawed the system where streets or roads that would have provided alternative routes to motorist are gated.

Residents and Landlord Associations were instructed by the state authorities to keep their street gates ajar until late in the evenings. This policy proved in decongesting some traffic gridlock-prone roads. Lately, that enforcement appears to have been significantly relaxed .


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7. Ban on Agberos

On August 3, 2012, the Fashola administration enacted the Lagos road traffic laws. This law was unambiguous in the outright ban of the activities of the Agberos (NURTW, RTREAN, etc.) both at motor parks and at bus stops.

In simple terms, by that law, the mere sight of an agbero on the street or bus stop is a crime against Lagos state.

Curiously, the enforcement of that law by the chest-beating Fashola administration only lasted for 3 days.

Interestingly, that law still exists. Yet, there has been no political will to enforce it. It further heightens the popular curiosity as to why successive Lagos state government in the democratic dispensation are completely powerless over the activities of Agberos in the state.


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8. Helmet

In 2008, the Fashola administrator instituted a road traffic policy that makes it illegal for motorcyclists and their passengers to commute without a protective head gear.

By the rule, motorcyclists were required to use a helmet and provide one for passengers. Curiously, an instruction later surfaced that only government-provided helmets were to be acquired by the motorcyclists in the state. That rule was only sustained for a brief period.


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9. Street trading

Street trading has always been an issue of great concern for successive governments in Lagos state. Sadly, in a state where jobs and decent employment opportunities are terrifically scarce, street trading and other similar informal economic activities have become a major contributor to the GDP of the state.

However, in 2016, the Ambode administration started a campaign to get rid of hawkers and street traders. Enormous state resources were invested to promote this intention. For instance, street signs to indicate the prohibition of street trading on roads were produced and installed around the state. However, and ostensibly due to the fear of a possible backlash at the polls, the entire plan was jettisoned.


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10. Prohibition of Danfo Bus Drivers From Working More Than 8 Hours Daily

In 2013, the Fashola-led government of Lagos state came up with a harebrained idea. It was a law that prohibited bus drives from working more than 8 hours daily. The government depended on Section 44 of the Road Traffic Law. The law stated that commuter bus drivers are barred from driving for 8 hours at a stretch.

On January 2014, enforcement of that law started. However, like other otherwise good policies, the Lagos state government demonstrated the lack of will-power to enforce this road traffic law.

If there is any you feel we have omitted, kindly add it in the comments section.

https://autojosh.com/10-traffic-laws-in-lagos-that-the-government-failed-to-enforce/[/quote]quote author=AutoJoshNG post=69136448]Since 1999, successive governments in Lagos state are famous for instituting brilliant and cutting-edge laws or public rules"
Is this a jokegrin
Cutting edge?
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Politics › Re: Members Of Reformed APC Are Like Herdsmen – Sagay by LZAA: 5:08pm On Jul 06, 2018
yarimo:
grin grin grin
We know u wee like this
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Beats South African Bodybuilder Who Is A Bully (Video) by LZAA: 5:06pm On Jul 06, 2018
puccyforker:
the useless racist is a body builder who specialises on bullying blacks in any public gathering.
but he got what he deserved in the hands of this fearless and brave igbo man
i bet next time he'll think twice before doing anything funny.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E4kH713yeg&feature=youtu.be
This vid is old nau...
Meanwhile sarkin is looking for ipob wife grin
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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Prays Over Brooms In Church, Gives Members To Sweep Away Evil. Photos by LZAA: 5:01pm On Jul 06, 2018
Sarkin:
sure.
You're at Abj ryt?
I'll visit you guys.
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: End Of Boko Haram Will Come Sooner Than Later - VP Osinbajo Says by LZAA: 4:58pm On Jul 06, 2018
opeyemicollins:
i pray you gain your consciousness in time before is too late for you .monkey.
Feel free to worship ur daura overlord
But rememba no be evrybdy be zombie grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Prays Over Brooms In Church, Gives Members To Sweep Away Evil. Photos by LZAA: 4:57pm On Jul 06, 2018
Sarkin:
I can see lzaa there. Shame on him and zombiepunisher/zombiehunter.

Politics › Re: Why Yorubas Need Sokoto by LZAA: 2:39pm On Jul 06, 2018
BreakupNigeria:
Very apt and informative analysis. However, I want to add more reasons why the yorubas are morbidly afraid of break up of Nigeria hence their hatred for IPOB and other separatist groups fighting for Biafra.

1. They know they can't recover Ilorin and Okun lands from the fulani.

2. It will lead to the exodus of Igbos and other Easterners from Lagos and coupled with the drastic loss of oil revenue from the Niger Delta and import duties from Igbos using the sea ports and airports will certainly lead to the collapse of the Lagos economy.

3. They are more divided than many people thought, and the impression of religious harmony is just a facade because their Christians have accepted a subservient attitude to their Muslims who are emboldened by the caliphate to influence the affairs of Yorubaland, now once Nigeria breaks up, their Muslim brothers will lose the advantage they currently have and their would be a balance of power which could lead to supremacy battles.
Give this bro two crates of ace
During the civil war they took over all federal offices and saw their inepititude
Dats why they always scream one nigger area grin
Politics › Re: End Of Boko Haram Will Come Sooner Than Later - VP Osinbajo Says by LZAA: 1:22pm On Jul 06, 2018
BeeBeeOoh:
http://dailypost.ng/2018/07/06/osinbajo-gives-reasons-boko-haram-will-end-soon/
Me im confused oo
Lai said boko has been technically defeated
Now osunbade is saying soon
Who do we believe na? grin
Watch yarimo sarkin and Roger3D blame ipob
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Politics › Re: Buhari Signs Executive Order Against Corruption by LZAA: 10:06am On Jul 06, 2018
dheilaw1:
watch the ipob yweets the defender of corruption to come and masturbate on this.... foolish people who will never become president in this country till thy kingdom come
Pretty sure they want biafra so becoming president in anoda land is kinda dumb grin
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu's Codefendants Are Out Of Kuje Prison (photos) by LZAA: 9:36am On Jul 06, 2018
magoo10:
They are not terrorist after all
Children of hate with their madman anthem will not like this.

God bless you all
God bless the land of the Rising Sun

Politics › Re: Buhari: Those Accusing Me Of Condoning Herdsmen Killings Are Evil by LZAA: 9:23am On Jul 06, 2018
maoolakanm:
This one is still suffering from post 2015 election loss of GEJ.
Obasanjo,ty danjuma and ibb backed buhari and are complaining about the same thing
Are they suffering from post election loss?
Or maybe they are suffering bcuz of no free money? grin
Ur bmc lot are something else
Politics › Re: Why Yorubas Need Sokoto by LZAA: 9:05am On Jul 06, 2018
GMbuharii:
Very unset and imbalanced ppl.
Betrayals backstabbers traitors
sophisticated murauons
true coneheads
ever ready to worship the awusa lords and masters just to lubricate their bambam grin
Lzaa immhotep.

Science/Technology › Re: Eclipse: 'blood Moon' To Grace Nigerian Skies On July 27 by LZAA: 9:04am On Jul 06, 2018
GMbuharii:
..the moon are aligned in SYZYGY

biko lzaa,come and explain and interprete this to bamoski and to other ewedus,they are scratching the back of their heads over the word
grin

Health › Re: Please Don't Watch This Video Alone..... by LZAA: 1:44am On Jul 06, 2018
IgboBasthard:
This primitive barbarians from the jungle. No history, no culture, no organisation......igbo! Pity!

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Politics › Re: Secessionists Are More Dangerous Than Terrorists Says A Nigerian by LZAA: 7:44pm On Jul 05, 2018
[quote author=buharitill2023 post=69115452][/quote]

Education › Re: Bauchi Secondary School Closed After Students Held Wedding Among Themselves by LZAA: 6:48pm On Jul 05, 2018
Sarkin:
make I call bobrisky for you?

Education › Re: Bauchi Secondary School Closed After Students Held Wedding Among Themselves by LZAA: 6:14pm On Jul 05, 2018
EagleScribes:
http://www.tribuneonlineng.com/71898/
Yarimo and sarkin must have been there i'm sure grin
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Crime › Re: Four Nigerian Drug Dealers Declared Wanted In South Africa. Photos by LZAA: 5:36pm On Jul 05, 2018
m784n:
IGBO AMAKA cheesy
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Zumbiepunisher
Sarkinyarkin
Lzaa
Zombietracker
Juliusmalema
Scales67
CSTR1005
Tobida

Politics › Re: Secessionists Are More Dangerous Than Terrorists Says A Nigerian by LZAA: 5:09pm On Jul 05, 2018
immhotep:
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Yarimo and sarkin wee not like this grin

Christianity Etc › Re: "President Buhari Is Caged By Cabal" – Mbaka by LZAA: 10:38am On Jul 05, 2018
Wisdomkosi:
Rev. Fr. Ejike Mbaka has described President Muhammadu Buhari as one who is caged.
Mbaka, the spiritual director, Adoration Ministry, Enugu, said this during an exclusive chat with the publisher of SaharaReporters and 2019 presidential aspirant, Omoyele Sowore.

“Buhari meant well for the country but I can see Buhari as a man whose ideologies has been kidnapped, I can see somebody that is bemused, I can see a man that is confused, I can see Buhari in spite of his goodwill he has some people around him that his no ideology that is in tandem with his,” he said in parts.

“When I was telling Jonathan and Co, they can’t come back instead of believing, they started attacking me and God says the chair is vacant Buhari will take over, I never knew who Buhari was. They accused me of being sponsored by Buhari and God knows until now Buhari has never given me One Kobo.

“Am not against his leadership because he has not given me anything, am only unhappy with him because he doesn’t want to make necessary changes.
“The much I know about Buhari is he meant well, but it’s too unfortunate that he is caged by people who are not telling him the truth.”

9News Nigeria recalls that on 2018 New Year day, Fr. Mbaka who had anointed Buhari as President in 2015, asked him not to run for a second term in office, he said:

“I’m asked to advise you, don’t come out for the second tenure; after this, and retire peacefully. Come back to yourself or you will cry by the time you will be sent out of office. Those who are encouraging you to come out and run again want to disgrace you shamefully and publicly.”
“The country needs change, as I said Buhari is a good man but because of a lot of factors around him, those around him are not telling him the truth, even when they tell him the truth and he gives orders they go and mutilate it and tell him that everybody is happy and that everything is moving well.

“We need God to give us someone after his own heart, who can emancipate Nigeria, because Nigeria is the heart of Africa, is the hub of Africa forget about South Africa or whatever she is doing. Nigeria is Africa because when Nigeria is good, Africa is good.

https://9newsng.com/breaking-president-buhari-is-caged-mbaka-reveals-why/
This one is just a politician
Even his fellow priests know
Politics › Re: Omoyele Sowore Meets Father Mbaka (Video, Photos) by LZAA: 10:34am On Jul 05, 2018
Mylove55:
The jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra will not like this.

Afonja sowore is preparing ground to take over from buhari in 2023.

To take the chance of Igbo in 2023.

This is what the jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra suppose to be doing, by rally round their terrorist leader to be the president in 2023.

Politics › Re: Aminu Tambuwal Sacks All Commissioners Ahead Of His Defection To PDP by LZAA: 9:42am On Jul 05, 2018
Roger3D:
Oga go and sleep

Politics › Re: Aminu Tambuwal Sacks All Commissioners Ahead Of His Defection To PDP by LZAA: 1:48am On Jul 05, 2018
Roger3D:
Who cares? We are going to win this thing
grin grin
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend On A Boat In The Middle Of A River (Photos) by LZAA: 11:08pm On Jul 04, 2018
mercyville:
LZAA won't be able to sleep tonight. grin

Romance › Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend On A Boat In The Middle Of A River (Photos) by LZAA: 10:56pm On Jul 04, 2018
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend On A Boat In The Middle Of A River (Photos) by LZAA: 10:44pm On Jul 04, 2018
skales67:
I swear. Maybe her father must be one of Otedola's boy that has small change.
Igbo men are not known to contaminate their bloodlines
just see afonjics rejoicing smh if u know u know

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