₦airaland Forum

Sarkin:
G how far?
You dey online?

Sarkin:
OP IS DEFINITELY A WICKED IPOB MEMBER, FOR WE KNOW IPOB MEMBERS WELL FOR SPREADING FALSEHOOD AND DECEIVING THE GENERAL PUBLIC WITH THEIR CAPTIONS TO NEWS SUCH AS THIS.

THE HONORABLE MINISTER WAS NOT RATTLED.

RATTLED KO PYTHONED NI

SAI LAI
SAI BABA
SAI APC

FURTHERMORE AND CONCLUSIVELY THE HONORABLE MINISTER ANSWERED ALL QUESTIONS DIRECTLY AND PERFECTLY.

PEOPLE LIKE LZAA
ABOKIBUHARI
RUTHLESSLEADER
ZOMBIEPUNISHER WILL NEVER LEARN SHAA...

DabuIIIT:
with the so called universities and high number of ewedu graduates,coneheads still elected a certified nepa bill certificate dullard to rule over them.
What a beautiful irony.
Pathetic mufutaus et mumunis


lzaa

NdiaraIGBO:
What say you Okoro, ajokutamamomi, flattino

Cc lzaa

DabuIIIT:
Those mumus that were booing Dele Ogbonna Ali,what are the doing in London? They should equally be patriotic and come to naija and join hands with buhari in nation building

and again,Dele Chika Ali knows the ugliness and stench in being in a schi¡thole kwantiri more so being an nfoja conehead,ewedu gbegiri and stuff

lzaa immhotep

fucktoto:
it's not funny, bro. you know ramadan can cause spiritual konji. i have from now till 5am tomorrow to fvck and drink as much as i can before resuming fasting.

masha allah.

DabuIIIT:
HALF TIME SCORES.

BETTER COUNTRY: 2

KWANTIRI: 0



Lzaa

fucktoto:
salam, brothers.


i'm currently breaking my fast with heineken beer as usual, and i plan to book a room and fvck a fellow muslim sister called aishat.

but the problem is she's shy and she's planning to come with her full hijab. i'm not happy about this because she's a beauty to behold and i'd love to flaunt her (see picture attached).

please advise, should i go ahead and fvck her with the hijab or cancel the meeting.

cc: isaabubakar, killabeauty, our5k, LZAA, shamecurls, pointb, adeolakemi, obonujoker, blackpanda, yarimo, ideynl and all other muslim faithfuls.

sibrila illala sikirat na ara otu suru lai, amin!

NdiaraIGBO:
Igbo no get traditional cloth, Kikikikikiki ki. ....I know some primitive, bush tribe...unruly so called republicans without history!

Kikikikikiki!


cc Immhotep (rip) lzaa

IsaAbubakar:
lzaa
asalamualykum bro

Greenback:
THERES FIRE ON THE BROWN ROOF,RUN RUN RUN RUN!!!

Lzaa immhotep

Greenback:
"ZUMURATULHUJAJ"

Secondary school and

"MUSLIM"
Grammar school

lzaa immhotep

coman see headSlamming ewedu warriors

robosky02:
England vs Nigeria

Date: 2 june 2018
Venue: Wembly stadium
Time: 5pm

http://www.wembleystadium.com/Events/2018/England-v-Nigeria/England-v-Nigeria

Greyworld:
I hate dis jersey madness. This is not our first world cup outing neither would it be the last nor is there a guarantee we re going to bring a rubber spoon home.

foolish things sha can trend in this country o.

Slimszy:
My Photo-realistic drawing of Atiku Abubakar (Former Vice President of Nigeria)
Medium: Graphite and Charcoal pencil on Strathmore Bristol Paper

What are your thoughts?

Roger3D:
Excellent. LZAA come and carry your sisters from abokiland to abakiliki where they rightfully belong. Dem talk say dey no need ashawo for Dem side

Iceberg3:
Lzaa haba! What did thou to osuofia?

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA


Why sprayeth thou his anuxxs with pepper?

Roger3D:
IBO crooks everywhere I tell ya

Ejanla07:
Is owo mi da not business acumen

U potopoto people
Silly ipob

Deomelo my coneheaded yoruba muslim brother come and see silly ipob

fucktoto:
asalamyalekum to all my muslim brothers in MAB.

yesterday's fast breaking was a bliss. i broke my fast with suya and four bottles of beer; then i booked a short time in one hotel and fvcked my girlfriend halimat two rounds.

she was so wet and horrrny and kept moaning "ya allah! ya allah! ya allah!"

i don't blame the poor girl, this fasting is konji inducing but insha allah, we must complete it.

then before i slept, i recited this kwuruaan verse 7 times (i implore all my brothers in faith to do the same. very necessary):

Quran (8:12) - "(Remember) when your Lord inspired the angels... "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them"

those are the words of allah. i'm sorry to say this, if you're not a jihadist, you're not participating in the holy war, then you're not a good muslim. muslims must continue fighting and killing the infidels until the last day when we shall all enjoy an everlasting orrgy in heaven with our 77 virgins and shall get to meet our great prafet moooohamid (SAW) the rapist. please keep this in mind every blessed day; that's the essence of being a muslim.

laila illalla, asalamma na ara otu surun la, amin!

masha allah.

cc: blackpanda, yarimo, killabeauty, LZAA, shamecurls, pointb, isaabubakar, adeolakemi, obonujoker, ideynl, trapq and all other muslim faithfuls.


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mkoabiola:
From ur comment ,I knw u av vast experience in d military
U must av applied for DSSC to knw abt chaplain and medical profession
Military needs medical profession than any other profession
U enjoy military only as a commission officer though

mkoabiola:
Even as a doctor applying for DSSC it is not automatic



NDA is very difficult

DabuIIIT:
lolsss
lzaa wetin u do this honorary granpa nah?

Jabarzee:
Getting admission to Nda and getting and to study Medicine please which one is more competitive

AprokoGirl:
@APROKOGIRL

  Assistant Commissioner of Police "Abayomi" Seeks For Fake Aba Made Super Eagles Jersey

Shared with caption .. Abayomi Shogunle
‏
I’m at Nike Shop, Ceddi Plaza Abuja to buy #SuperEagles #Russia2018 jersey.
None on display, they never had. I asked attendant when to check back, he said “I don’t know”.
My brothers in Aba should please come to our rescue considering Nike’s “No current plans for a restock.”

BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/9622/assistant-commissioner-of-police-abayomi-seeks-for-fake-aba-made-super-eagles-jersey/

cc; lalasticlala

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queensera:
Three Nigerians were found dead in a rented accommodation in west Delhi on Friday of suspected drug overdose, police said.

Two of the dead, Christopher David, 36, and Greece Ben, 33, lived in different flats in the same building in Mohan Garden area of Uttam Nagar. The third victim, David, used to visit them often.

As per business visas recovered from their flats, they are citizens of Nigeria, Deputy Commissioner of Police (Dwarka) Shibesh Singh told IANS. Police has informed the Nigerian Embassy here about the incident.

The bodies were sent for autopsy to the Deen Dayal Upadhyay Hospital here.
Another Nigerian man, who was accompanying the victims before their death, is being questioned.

“Prima facie, it appears to be a case of drug overdose. However, there is no clarity on this at the moment,” the official said. 

Source & Watch IG Video:
http://nairaplus.com/2018/06/3-nigerians-die-after-overdosing-on-drugs-in-india-video/

MoNickk:
my neighbour just returned from visiting her eldest daughter in boarding school and it made me remember and reminisce about when I was also in boarding school so here's my experience; I started boarding school in ss1 so I didn't cry when I was being dropped off but I remember feeling alone and small. I tried to ward off stares from other students and act like I actually belonged but before long I realised that I was still a learner when it came to some things so I found succor in being rude and believe me my rudeness got me into uglier situations than out of it. Made friends and my fair share of enemies but guess what? I survived boarding school in Nigeria!

pls share your experiences in boarding schools, what you learned and what you enjoyed most.

immhotep:
Igbo amaka.

Cc lzaa onyeoga pointzerom madridguy buhariguy sarrki shalomc iceberg3

Roger3D:
No mind the Afonja man

immhotep:
Roger3D come and wail for us.


Cc lzaa onyeoga pointzerom madridguy buhariguy sarrki shalomc iceberg3

Roger3D: