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Politics › Re: $16b Power Project: I’m Ready For Probe, Obasanjo Dares Buhari by LZAA: 9:45pm On May 22, 2018
Sunnynwa:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/-16b-power-project-i-m-ready-for-probe-obasanjo-dares-buhari-251889.html
bubu and his aides cannot read common speech na book grin
cc immhotep pointzerom iceberg3 DaBullIT
Sports › Re: Ramadan: Ahmed Musa Frees 40 Prisoners (Photos) by LZAA: 9:38pm On May 22, 2018
haconjy:
Free prisoners,... OK o
I think its those who can't pay fines or bail
Sports › Re: Ramadan: Ahmed Musa Frees 40 Prisoners (Photos) by LZAA: 9:38pm On May 22, 2018
haconjy:
Free prisoners,... OK o
I think its those who can pay fines or bail
Politics › Re: As We Protest The Killings By Herdsmen, Buhari Where Is Nnamdi Kanu by LZAA: 9:29pm On May 22, 2018
Roger3D:
Nnamdi Kanu is not dead but in hiding. Ps ask senator Abaribe and LZAA concerning his whereabouts grin
grin

Crime › Re: Man And His Girlfriend Before He Killed Her In Lagos (Photos) by LZAA: 8:42pm On May 22, 2018
NdiaraIGBO:
Omo Igbo!


cc Immhotep lzaa
For all we know his name could be olawale
Wait for police to release name na
Meanwhilegrin ....

Crime › Re: Man And His Girlfriend Before He Killed Her In Lagos (Photos) by LZAA: 8:32pm On May 22, 2018
Angelanest:
A loved up picture of the man who killed his girlfriend yesterday in Oshodi area of Lagos state - has emerged. The suspect allegedly killed unsuspecting girlfriend in a gruesome manner for money rituals, according to online reports. The shocking incident happened at Balogun street Oshodi Lagos where the guy was caught early morning at 4':48 am while going to dispose the body.

He was said to have stuffed her inside a bucket and put the bucket on his head. .


He was, however, stopped and asked for the content of the bucket and he said it was dirt.

]The lifeless body of the woman was discovered after he was ordered to open it.

The suspect has since been handed over to the police.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/05/photo-of-man-who-killed-his-girlfriend-in-lagos.html
Yet a blogger said he was a yahoo boy that killed a prostitute
Bloggers ehn
Politics › Re: 1966 Coup-igbos Vindicated. .. by LZAA: 6:11pm On May 22, 2018
APCsupporter:
lol. We that gave them a quit notice that shook them to the bone marrow?

What sector of the economy do you dominate? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Again who is "WE"
Ohhhhh u mean ur caliphate masters
Well their own elders reined them in and cautioned them
Oh btw may 30 is next week and of course u know what that means grin
Cc immhotep iceberg3 DaBullIT pointzerom onyeoga
Politics › Re: 1966 Coup-igbos Vindicated. .. by LZAA: 5:08pm On May 22, 2018
PointZerom:
Where are you right now, I am asking because it is certain you've sold all ur anccestral lands to Igbos. Cc Immhotep Lzza shalomc onyeoga
APCheatsupporter just wants to serve the caliphate grin
Politics › Re: 1966 Coup-igbos Vindicated. .. by LZAA: 5:07pm On May 22, 2018
APCsupporter:
Stop beating around the bush like a kid. This is a faceless forum so don't talk about things that can never be verified.

Which sector of the economy do you dominate? Buying and selling and importation doesn't build an economy.

Politics › Re: 1966 Coup-igbos Vindicated. .. by LZAA: 5:06pm On May 22, 2018
APCsupporter:
I dare you to mention how the igbos are improving the economy. Is it with their hawking or the substandard goods and drugs they sell? They don't dominate any major sector in the economy yet you are beating your chest
As long as we do not hear ur brethen wailing when igbos travel home for holidays grin
Cc immhotep pointzerom iceberg3 DaBullIT
Politics › Re: 1966 Coup-igbos Vindicated. .. by LZAA: 3:05pm On May 22, 2018
Roger3D:
Wettin concern you? angry
grin grin
Celebrities › Re: My Butt Is Getting Bigger – Daniella Okeke Shares Photos Of Her Backside by LZAA: 2:37pm On May 22, 2018
Mrop:
Controversial actress Daniella Okeke show off her bum in new adorable photo.

She even said her butt is getting bigger.

See more photos below



Gist from praize news
Haaaaaaaaapossssstleeeeee grin grin


News source :: http://www.praizenews.com/my-butt-is-getting-bigger-daniella-okeke-show-off-her-backside-in-new-photo/
Politics › Re: 1966 Coup-igbos Vindicated. .. by LZAA: 1:53pm On May 22, 2018
Roger3D:
Nzeogwu was a delta Ibo man and a murderer
grin grin
How's nkechi?
Meanwhile...

Celebrities › Re: Vera Nweke Visits Adaorable Charmers Kids (Photos) by LZAA: 1:18pm On May 22, 2018
sean1000x:
Whenever I see Igbo children, I could hardly tell if they are Americans. Those always looks fresh and well fed. I can assure you these children are not from Afonjas; they don't look this fresh no matter the diet!

Politics › Re: Photos From The Nationwide Peaceful Protest Against Incessant Killings by LZAA: 1:16pm On May 22, 2018
immhotep:
Oya, strikethem, odvanguard, yorubaassasin, roger3d, bamoski4real, alariiwo, itsmeaboki, madridguy, buhariguy please come and give us suffersticated arguments in defence of the daura d.u.l.l.a.r.d.
We are waiting

cc lzaa onyeoga shalomc DabuIIIT pointzerom iceberg3

Crime › Re: Kidnappers Caught And Stripped Unclad By Mob (Photos) by LZAA: 1:14pm On May 22, 2018
DabuIIIT:
BrainTouch grin
hungryMan grin


Lzaa
Dont mind sarrki grin
Celebrities › Re: Kizz Daniel: Kiss Daniel Changes Name Amidst Legal Crisis With G Worldwide by LZAA: 11:40am On May 22, 2018
vizkiz:
The new generation of Nigerian artistes are nothing but ungrateful bastards.

A contract is a contract...No matter what, you should not break a contract... If you don't like it, don't sign one.

In a sane country with laws, kiss Daniel will be sued and everything he owns will be seized!
wouldn't go that far
i would say most worldwide artists don't understand d law guiding contracts
heck some just sign without reading the documents fully
Politics › Re: 1966 Coup-igbos Vindicated. .. by LZAA: 11:20am On May 22, 2018
horsepower101:
There was a thread on nairaland where an Igboman witnessed Yorubas praying casually against Biafra in a wedding ceremony. These people biggest fear is the restoration of Biafra yet they cant let igbos live peacefully. Spineless cowards
grin grin
EponOjuku must have been there
Crime › Re: ‘you Must Marry Corpse Of Our Daughter’ – Family Tells Killer Boyfriend by LZAA: 10:40am On May 22, 2018
DabuIIIT:
mental,dont worry,they reduce the price for you to marry your own..

Oh! So the ritualist is LADAYO,a connie..
grin grin grin


Lzaa immotep pointzerom

Politics › Re: 1966 Coup-igbos Vindicated. .. by LZAA: 10:39am On May 22, 2018
TheCabal:
Only the heavens cant tell, where Nigeria would be economically had the easterners not, perpetrated the first coup in Nigeria and subsequently the largest civil war.

You don't know the magnitude of your ancestor's crimes. The internet seems to affect the east the most, it gives you the resources to choose the truth you wish to believe. Don't like the news, change the channel.
grin grin
Same reason ur own ancestors came todrag them back to lagos kikiki grin
Same reason biafra causes high bp in eweduland despite biafra being far away from it
U wanna know how the economy of nigeria would have been without igbos?well apart from ss oil,its economy would have been gworo and ewedu producing grin grin
Cc immhotep DaBullIT iceberg3 pointzerom
Politics › Re: 1966 Coup-igbos Vindicated. .. by LZAA: 8:08am On May 22, 2018
jahrule:
. Are you sure of this or you uncle told you, and you refuse to verify the veracity of this story?. How many seats were contested, and how many were won by NCNC?. I know you are slow, but answer my question first
Paul unaugo(former NEF chairman) said Awo brought tribalism to nigerian politics
SLS said yorubas are the problem of nigeria
These statements were from ur fulani overlords grin
Politics › Re: 1966 Coup-igbos Vindicated. .. by LZAA: 8:04am On May 22, 2018
Bane2020:
Dunce a certain Colonel Arthur Unegbe an Igbo quartermaster was killed, you see why it's sad when ignorance mixed with asinine stupidity makes you look more like an uninformed fool? pick up a damn and read detailed accounts of the coup you mo.ron! typical Yoruba lout, na for internet una dey get mouth pass! we wasted Shodeinde, Akintola(a whole Aare ona kakanfo) glad the tribal marked ape paid the price for daring the Igbos in his idiotic Yoruba ronu speech... Awolowo was in prison at the time (na God save that one), he would have been long sent to meet his creator and you cowards would have done nothing. I actually laughed when at the temerity of yorubas seeing to the extinction of Igbos grin grin grin grin grin, man you should consider a more rewarding career as a stand up comedian.

Politics › Re: 1966 Coup-igbos Vindicated. .. by LZAA: 7:26am On May 22, 2018
Iceberg3:
Coneheads defy logic grin

Their poo4brains is bad for the globe

Politics › Re: Soludo: Nigeria Needs 5 Vice Presidents & A Six-year Single Term For Presidents by LZAA: 7:25am On May 22, 2018
Iceberg3:
I bet the WE there is you ewedus and your caliphate lords and masters grin

Mental

Lzaa immhotep shalomc

Phones › Re: What Are Your Top 6 Smartphone Features? by LZAA: 7:25am On May 22, 2018
Iceberg3:
Pixels
Storage
Pixels
Storage
Pixels cool


Cattle apps are enough for some people

Lzaa immhotep shalomc

Politics › Re: Reno Omokri fires at GMB and CAN on Twitter by LZAA: 7:24am On May 22, 2018
ZombiePUNISHER:
Cc lzaa immhotep pointzerom

Buhari wants to bribe his way to an undeserving second tenure sad

Romance › Re: Angela Nwosu Smoking: "I Am Not A Wife Material, I Am Not A Feminist" by LZAA: 11:35pm On May 21, 2018
BoneBlogger:
A Nigerian lady has got herself trending yet again after revealing why she's not a wife material. The social media influence, Angela Nwosu took to Facebook to share her reasons as she smoked shisha.

Read her lengthy piece below;

I am not a Wife Material!

All of the pictures I’ve seen on social media depicting wife material are of women cooking alone, doing all of the cleaning and doing their “womanly duties.” Don't get me wrong, there are two different roles in relationships that one partner will be better at than the other. Me, proudly smoking shisha and not afraid to post it on a platform as big as Facebook, shows that I am not a wife material, I hate that word, with reckless abandon. Girls are forming and pretending, not being themselves, all to be termed a wife material and land a husband living their lives just to please the society and painfully, publicly stand on a morality higher ground, while doing terrible things in secret. The only way I survive on earth is being myself and not what society wants me to be, na only me waka come.
And yes, the shisha pot belongs to me.

No, I am not married and no, I am not a feminist, but I’m a firm believer that relationships are a team effort. To make a relationship work, responsibilities of the household must be shared. I’m all for cooking and burning down the house together. This is the 21st century and there are so many more opportunities for men and women than there have been in the past.

Like I said, I’m not a wife material. If I ever get married, I’m not turning into your slave just to be ‘a perfect wife material’ I’m not your mother, nor will I ever be. I’d much rather call in a pizza and watch movies than slave over a meal that requires 3 hours of my time to prepare. If your friends are over to hang out with you and watch the game, I’d rather be sitting on the couch yelling at the T.V. too, than catering to you and your friends. I also won’t expect you to be the only one supporting our family. I’m not broke and Amadioha isn’t taking care of me for nothing, ighotago?

I’m not your typical girl or typical girlfriend, I am extremely different and I definitely won’t be your typical wife. I won’t wake you up with the smell of breakfast, because chances are, if it’s a weekend, I’m sleeping until 12pm. I will probably burn at least one piece of food every time I cook for you and then proceed to tell you we’re going to eat out and do shisha afterwards. For your birthday, I’d rather buy you Play Station 4 that we can play together, than buying or making you something more sentimental. When you wake up next to me, you won’t see Sleeping Beauty. You'll see that my mouth will be dry of no lipstick from the previous day, you will always see my spots clearly, my eyes will be partially open and my hair will look like ike okuko.

I don’t have unrealistic expectations for a husband to be “hubby material,” and I don’t want someone to have unrealistic expectations of me to be “wife material.” I know that people have their faults and it’s hard to live with someone no matter how much you love them. I don’t expect my future spouse to have to pay for everything we have just like I hope he doesn’t expect me to cater to his every need.

Who makes these rules anyway? These rules for what is wife or husband material and what is not? I’m not even “feminizing” here, just wondering why we tend to subscribe to the notion that a certain set of qualities are desirable for marriage. That a girl doing shisha is wayward, an ashawo and a disgrace to womanhood, therefore, will never get married. There’s a statement my mother says “as our faces are different, so also are our needs different”. What Mr Okoli requires in a wife may be completely different from what Mr Okonkwo wants and for Miss Angie and Miss Doris, their list of requirements will also differ by a sharp margin.

Dear future husband,
I will be your best friend, your support system, your spouse, your partner in crime but more importantly your ashawo. I won’t be your second mother or your babysitter. And we definitely won’t just exist in the same house. We will be 50+ years old and still be attending concerts, watching Boondocks, while drinking cheap wine and taking spontaneous trips to the beach.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/05/i-am-not-a-wife-material-i-am-not-a-feminist-lady-says-as-she-smokes-photos.html
the scary part of all this is dat ds mofos role models are mostly seen on reality shows ie kim kardashian and co
i also didnt see her volunteering to buy a car or lift heavy loads abi that one is just for men abi grin
to all the REAL(i use real cuz this is NL and a lot of trolls claim to be female) grin women
men and women have their roles
play ur role and live ur life
all these women lib will just make u frustrated at the end
Politics › Re: 'I’m A Special Masquerade’ – Remi Tinubu by LZAA: 10:33pm On May 21, 2018
DabuIIIT:
Yoruba mudslim emerged chairman,APChithole,Lagos,noMansLand grin

Lzaa immhotep

Politics › Re: Soludo: Nigeria Needs 5 Vice Presidents & A Six-year Single Term For Presidents by LZAA: 10:32pm On May 21, 2018
Roger3D:
IPOB is not in a position to dictate to the Nigeria state on any matter. When it comes to matters that border on the Igbo interest, Ohaneze is the only group authorized to speak on your behalf. We don't parley with miscreants grin
who's "WE"
u na caliphate boy boy grin
now assume the position
cc immhotep DaBullIT pointzerom iceberg3

Sports › Re: See How Ladies Welcomed Atletico Madrid Players After Landing In Uyo. Photos by LZAA: 10:27pm On May 21, 2018
DabuIIIT:
I hope they gat enuf security o,fbi,cia,dss,sss,scotlandYard,tompolo,etc,to guard and keep an eye against conehead pickpockets and phone/laptop snatchers.

They should also watch out for conehead headHarvesters and headHunters and ritualists. Coneheads will certainly wanna try a foreign head. angry

grin grin

Lzaa immhotep shalomc adolfhitlexxx eponojuku

Politics › Re: 1966 Coup-igbos Vindicated. .. by LZAA: 10:25pm On May 21, 2018
Roger3D:
Please Ibo guys come and take your mental patient to Aba mental home grin

cc Immhotep pointzerom iceberg and of course oshogbo boy LZAA

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