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Family › Re: None Of My Fiance's Family Members Likes Me. Please Help by LZAA: 1:49pm On May 03, 2018
OnyeOGA:
Blood of Zachariah!
Sir, Nkwocha so you don marry and you no tell us! Bro, from today henceforth i go start to dey call you uncle!
Chei! Immhotep lzaa bianu lee o. Nwoke m a bukwa Family Man!
When people like me still dey think how them go race money go learn work.
Tuale, Nna anyi ukwu!
grin grin
Odi egwu
Politics › Re: Name Those Who Allegedly Stole $3bn Under Jonathan - PDP Challenge Osinbajo by LZAA: 1:10pm On May 03, 2018
madridguy:
The satanic party should keep their gutter mouth shut.
renounce sai babarism and live life
cc immhotep onyeoga iceberg3
Politics › Re: Nigerians May Wake One Day To Realize That They Have No Country - Atiku Says by LZAA: 1:07pm On May 03, 2018
immhotep:
Sai dullardeens will not like this thread
Cc lzaa onyeoga shallysgirl pointzerom shalomc Bamoski
laudate is still crying about anambra oil grin
Politics › Re: Benue Killings: Ortom Calls For Creation Of State Police by LZAA: 1:06pm On May 03, 2018
immhotep:
Omenkalives and sarrki turned from serious zombies to big time refugees.

Cc lzaa onyeoga shallysgirl pointzerom shalomc
same way Afonja was shouting Sai caliphate upandan until alimi made him a tenant in his own house grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Types Of Police In Naija by LZAA: 11:12am On May 03, 2018
Grafixnuel:
Oya NL family, support your own
Which one can you relate to most? wink
Cc Ben13 Dani1luv ishilove lalasticlala Dominique
meanwhile itsmeaboki and yarimo...

Career › Re: Photos Of Pretty Female Naval Officer by LZAA: 10:42am On May 03, 2018

Crime › Re: Lady Caught Stealing 8 Chickens In Benin, Stripped Unclad By Mob by LZAA: 10:28am On May 03, 2018
immhotep:
Its not called Nigger Area for nothing
cc lzaa onyeoga shallysgirl pointzerom
One Nigger Area please!!!!!! grin
Education › Re: Pour Water On Birthday Celebrant, Be Charged To Court- Ajayi Crowther University by LZAA: 9:19am On May 03, 2018
ayourbamie:
I don't believe this.
Can't they type that or the school is that poor?
Might be a prank sha
u neva go some private skuls na besides i tink its d female dean or hall rep that wrote that ish
Politics › Re: HOSCON Uncovers 50 Oil Wells In 12 Anambra Communities by LZAA: 9:17am On May 03, 2018
Reelectbuhari:
for SS saying we are after their oil.....

don't give a damn.....

copy

immhotep, Izaa, onyeoga....

the era of such nonsense will soon be over.....


SE should ensure they work towards high technological advancement followed by oil


is a happy and welcomed..
the God we worship across the Niger works in a mysterious way....


infact there is a sense that the God we worship never sleeps....
pure
blue3k right now grin

Politics › Re: HOSCON Uncovers 50 Oil Wells In 12 Anambra Communities by LZAA: 9:13am On May 03, 2018
Fatherofdragons:
HOSCON uncovers 50 oil wells in 12 Anambra communities


By Nwabueze Okonkwo

ONITSHA—THE Host Communities Producing Oil and Gas, HOSCON, yesterday, said it had discovered no fewer than 50 oil wells in about 12 communities in Anambra state waiting for exploration.

The state chairman of HOSCON, Anthony Chiokwe who disclosed this yesterday during their general meeting at Nsugbe in Oyi Local Government Area, said contrary to the allusions by some people that the oil in the state was not found in commercial quantity, if the 50 oil wells could be harnessed, a lot of revenues would be generated by both the federal and state governments, as well as the host communities.



Chiokwe further disclosed that this number of oil wells “were arrived at following his mandate to all his members to go to their various communities and bring a comprehensive list of oil wells, take photographs of such wells, discuss with various town union leaders and their traditional rulers and find out if they are interested in exploring the oil deposit in their localities.”

He mentioned the six communities where the oil wells have so far been discovered as Ogwu-Ikpelle and Ogwu-Aniocha communities of Ogbaru Local Government Area; Anaku, Umerum and Omor communities in Ayamelum Local Government Area; Aguleri in Anambra East Local Government Area, Abagana in Njikoka Local Government Area and Ifitedunu, Ukpo and Umunnachi in Dunukofia Local Government Area and Okija in Ihiala Local Government Area.

Flanked by other executive members of HOSCON, including the Deputy Chairman, Anene Onyilegbe Gregory; State Woman Leader, Hon. Uju Izuakor and the National Community Liaison Officer, NCLO, representing Anambra state HOSCOM, Mrs. Felicia Nwankwo,, Chiolwe disclosed that Aguleri alone has 26 oil wells, while Ogwu-Ikpelle has as much as 16 oil wells, just like Ogwu-Aniocha has five wells, Anake has nine wells, Umerum, three wells, two wells in Abagana, while Okija and Umunnachi wells were said to have been overflown and are currently spilling.

He explained that most of the oil wells were discovered by Shell Development Corporation in the past years, while Sterling Global Resources, an Indian company is currently exploring one of the 16 oil wells at Ogwu-Ikpelle, just as Orient Petroleum resources is busy exploring some other oil wells in Anambra West, Anambra East and Ayamelum council areas of the state.

In his speech, the Deputy Chairman, Onyilegbe appealed to the state government to urgently set up an Oil Development Commission like in other oil producing states, to enable the federal ministry of petroleum resources pay the federal government approved 13 percent oil derivation fund to the state, for onward transmission to the host communities.

At Omor oil field, the Secretary-General of the town union Joseph Nonyelum confirmed that the oil wells were discovered by Shell many years ago, but now Orient Petroleum Resources are exploring the oil at Omor and Umerum communities.

The National Chairman of, HOSCON, Prince Mike Emuh has during his recent visit to Anambra state where he had a crucial meeting with traditional rulers in the state, disclosed that the federal government had recognized Anambra’s status as an oil producing state, adding that about 10 modular refineries had been approved by the government each to be cited in each of the oil producing states in the country, out of which one of the refineries would be cited in Anambra.

Emuh further told the traditional rulers that the federal government also approved the employment of 10,000 youths to serve as oil surveillance squad from all the oil producing states, out of which 1,000 youths are to be employed in Anambra state, adding that he was in the state to ask the royal fathers to mention a particular place where the modular refinery would be cited in the state and to prepare for the selection of the youths to be employed.

Emuh who is also a member of federal government’s governing council on petroleum, also handed over all the documents containing the approvals from the federal government and a copy of HOSCON’s constitution to the royal fathers.

Source;https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/05/hoscon-uncovers-50-oil-wells-12-anambra-communities/amp/
bwahaaahhhaahhahhaahaahaaa
YorubaAssasin and connies wee not sleep well today cuz of this kikikiki grin
cc immhotep onyeoga pointzerom iceberg3
Politics › Re: Nigerians May Wake One Day To Realize That They Have No Country - Atiku Says by LZAA: 9:12am On May 03, 2018
yarimo:
The thunder that will fire ATIKU'S mouth just left GAMBIA
we know u wee not like this
Politics › Re: Nigerians May Wake One Day To Realize That They Have No Country - Atiku Says by LZAA: 9:10am On May 03, 2018
BeeBeeOoh:
https://independent.ng/nigerians-may-wake-up-one-day-to-realize-they-have-no-country-atiku/amp/
CrtlAltDel and laudate wee avoid ds thread and keep yelling sai caliphate upandan undecided
cc immhotep onyeoga bamoski iceberg3 pointzerom
Politics › Re: Give Us Land For Air Peace’s Aviation Hub, Ugwuanyi Pleads With FG by LZAA: 8:42am On May 03, 2018
CrtlAltDel:
Bwahahahahahaha ,… .You are sooooo wrong, in ipob voice, I have been busy making ewedu grin cheesy
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okay o grin
Politics › Re: Give Us Land For Air Peace’s Aviation Hub, Ugwuanyi Pleads With FG by LZAA: 11:44pm On May 02, 2018
immhotep:
Sense is yet to fall upon sarrki.
Cc lzaa onyeoga shallysgirl pointzerom shalomc
CrtlAltDel is busy shouting sai baba upandan
Politics › Re: IPOB Members Storm White House Ahead Of Buhari’s Visit To President Trump by LZAA: 11:43pm On May 02, 2018
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Romance › Re: A Man Who Engages In Anal Sex With A Lady, Has Gay Tendencies - NGR Psychologist by LZAA: 7:43pm On May 02, 2018
Next2Bezee:
Is the mouth a sex organ? Yet you like head. Stand aside please.
whatever floats ur boat bro
Romance › Re: A Man Who Engages In Anal Sex With A Lady, Has Gay Tendencies - NGR Psychologist by LZAA: 7:42pm On May 02, 2018
ImaIma1:
IndescentStar, che guevara,cialis?? You lost me cheesy
the indecent na nl censor cialis and viagra do the same work the che part was to show the hypocrisy in homo
Romance › Re: A Man Who Engages In Anal Sex With A Lady, Has Gay Tendencies - NGR Psychologist by LZAA: 5:32pm On May 02, 2018
ImaIma1:
The problem with these guys is actually porrn. Leave porrn alone but they wont listen. They think their wives will readily surrender her anus for sex? If they like, they should cheat because of it
very big problem
a close frnd was telling me that he wants to be choppin his babe like a IndecentStar all the time
when i told him he needs cialis or viagra to do that,u need to see the shock on his face
they do not know that like wwe,porrr.n involves a lot backstage and from the performers
Also i saw a post on quora about a homo who was wearing a che guevara shirt and was famzing che
when a str8 guy told him che killed homos in cuba and detested homo,the guy was shocked.
sexual preference can and will never be nature
some like front some like backstyle
some do bdsm and other fetish
Agriculture › Re: Yoruba Man & A Graduate Turns Cattle Rearer (Photos) by LZAA: 5:27pm On May 02, 2018
AfonjaConehead:
I nefa talk,coneheads dey eye me. What if i talk now say this is the result of coneheads sniffing and lubricating the 'ha nuxsx' of their ausa/pulany lords n masters? grin
Dem go chop me raw be dat o grin grin

Wo,wia is lzaa immothep onyeoga sef
grin grin
we just wanna serve the caliphate na grin
Romance › Re: A Man Who Engages In Anal Sex With A Lady, Has Gay Tendencies - NGR Psychologist by LZAA: 4:58pm On May 02, 2018
ImaIma1:
He cannot even answer the question. When a man is ruled by pleasure, he cannot reason properly.
pleasure ke grin
he prolly has seen anal in por.n and thinks that the chicks just take it
what he doesn't know is that those chics usually charge extra for those anals so they can treat themselves afterwards
most even reject anal scenes
Romance › Re: A Man Who Engages In Anal Sex With A Lady, Has Gay Tendencies - NGR Psychologist by LZAA: 4:42pm On May 02, 2018
ImaIma1:
By prepared properly, what do you mean?
i think he means pumps and lubes but he is forgetting that the anus is not a sexual organ
Sports › Re: David De Gea Wins Manchester United 'player Of The Year Again by LZAA: 3:52pm On May 02, 2018
I didn't watch much of Schmichael, cos i was growing up, [b][/b][/quote]Well that settles it
Schemichel and VDS are the same generation hence comparing them with DDG and cech is like comparing tupac to kendrick.
Navas has had a loss of form which is normal and is probably leaving madrid at the end of the season
Sports › Re: David De Gea Wins Manchester United 'player Of The Year Again by LZAA: 3:15pm On May 02, 2018
vroy:
van der sar has never had 100 saves in a season as a 27 year old shot stopper van der sar is exceptional but he wasnt as good as DDG when he was 27 same as schemicheal
the best goalkeepers will tell u that the fewer saves they have to make will be great for them
also schemichel at 27 was already a danish international and van der sar was a dutch one with a UCL to match
Sports › Re: David De Gea Wins Manchester United 'player Of The Year Again by LZAA: 2:58pm On May 02, 2018
pstnicodemus:
even Navas don win two champions league. doesn't make him world class or a better goalkeeper than Nick Pope of Burnley.
back to the matter, Van der Saar was world class, so is David de gea.
trophy wise, he's yet to meet up thanks to the current squad of players but talking of world class saves, match winning performances over the years, u have to give it to David.
winning EPL keeper four years in a row as well as Club's player of the year isn't by accident
no i'm sorry i'm a red manc and i shudder to hear this sort of thing
u are really comparing van der sar whose only patchy spell was at juve then remained consistent right to the very end to DDG?for ur info DDG has been making those saves after his sticky start to his OT career but its just that the english media as usual are carried away.
and yes keylor navas is a better goalkeeper than Nick Pope
a loss of form does not make u a bad player ffs
Romance › Re: A Man Who Engages In Anal Sex With A Lady, Has Gay Tendencies - NGR Psychologist by LZAA: 2:39pm On May 02, 2018
dheilaw1:
no cause for that.. no be everyday thing
well to some homos na everyday tin
go figure
Politics › Re: "If You Touch Rivers, Nigeria Will Finish" – Wike by LZAA: 2:37pm On May 02, 2018
OnyeOGA:
Afonja grin immhotep lzaa
we the south south crew grin
Romance › Re: A Man Who Engages In Anal Sex With A Lady, Has Gay Tendencies - NGR Psychologist by LZAA: 1:17pm On May 02, 2018
dheilaw1:
nonsense write up ... Anal is dope
sure it is.. if u want ur partner to wear a diaper due to it's slacking or u wearing one due to the same reason
Romance › Re: A Man Who Engages In Anal Sex With A Lady, Has Gay Tendencies - NGR Psychologist by LZAA: 1:14pm On May 02, 2018
Finstar:
WTF! She's what? A psychologist? She just spewed trash and her level of ignorance is highly appalling. This is what happens when you bag a degree in Nigeria.

Everything she wrote is laughable and has no scientific backings. I mean, what sort of a psychologist is this?

Homosexuality isn't a choice. These minority group grew up only to discover how different they are. They didn't choose to be gay, just as we straights never choose to be straight.

It saddens me when graduates are homophobic, and sardonic when a self acclaimed graduate of psychology make such illogical statement publicly. Folks like that are the reason Alan Turing committed suicide.

If not for western influence, we would have still be wallowing in darkness, killing twins because they seem unnatural. Because something is different doesn't make it evil. Enlightement is what we should all ask for.. I'm outta here mehn

SMH!

u missed d part where she said dose things that need changing are changed and dose dat dont are left alone
nobody is born gay
there is nothing like a gay gene
have u ever asked urself why gay couples still call themselves husband and wife ie one has to be the wife?
even medics who brought up the gay gene stuff have in private confessed to bringing up for PC
so she is correct
Phones › Re: Uk-used Phones Can Land You In Jail Outside Nigeria – Tunji Disu by LZAA: 1:00pm On May 02, 2018
ipobarecriminals:
grin grin cheesy cry sad cool grin ;Dsame way some chinedu,Nnamdi, obinna, chidi, okoroafor dey drag, /forcefully exort from traders, commuters, passers-by in Ogbete..
no no
as an omolulabi from osogbo i can categorically tell u owo mi da is our thing
Phones › Re: Uk-used Phones Can Land You In Jail Outside Nigeria – Tunji Disu by LZAA: 12:59pm On May 02, 2018
Iceberg3:
It's way far better for Chukwudi who is in London transporting London used phones than for mufutau,fatai,ajanaku,mumuni...who chases danfo and okada under hot sun and dust in the Ogbomosho cshiitthole and shouting OWO MI DA! OWO MI DA!! OWO MI DA!!!!!!

grin grin grin grin


Onyeoga lzaa immothep

Sports › Re: David De Gea Wins Manchester United 'player Of The Year Again by LZAA: 12:51pm On May 02, 2018
aysnoopy:
let make a vote.
David DE Gea is better than Van Der Sa, like if you agree, share if you disagree
are u serious?
u comparing a 2 time CL winner to DDG who is about to enter the evening of his career
Van is d best dutch keeper ever and is not ever close
Politics › Re: Do The Igbo Indigenous To South South Matter ? by LZAA: 12:44pm On May 02, 2018
immhotep:
Let me consult omenkalives in this refugee mud house grin grin

cc lzaa onyeoga pointzerom shallysgirl

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