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Health › Re: Corper Runs Mad At An Eatery In Lagos - Pictures by LZAA: 12:28pm On May 02, 2018
Politics › Re: Buhari: More People Killed In Zamfara Than Benue, Taraba Put Together by LZAA: 11:35am On May 02, 2018
immhotep:
laudate and roger3d must proceed to the Libyan market to harvest the fruits of sai babarism
zombies must get sense grin
Politics › Re: Do The Igbo Indigenous To South South Matter ? by LZAA: 11:35am On May 02, 2018
immhotep:
Here is a photo of the Kaliphate blessing ReElectbuhari
cc lzaa onyeoga pointzerom
grin
Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade In Thigh-Revealing Outfit For France And Italy Tour by LZAA: 11:29am On May 02, 2018
Terminator1234g:
Fine woman. Beautiful Yoruba woman. Idiotic pigs of Biafra can hate.
LMAO
Politics › Re: Do The Igbo Indigenous To South South Matter ? by LZAA: 11:26am On May 02, 2018
OnyeOGA:
Are you not ashamed of yourselfhuh Is common sense not common for youhuh Quotasystem product stop quoting me. Immhotep lzaa
ReElectbuhari just wants to serve the caliphate grin
Politics › Re: Do The Igbo Indigenous To South South Matter ? by LZAA: 11:25am On May 02, 2018
OnyeOGA:
Are you not ashamed of yourselfhuh Is common sense not common for youhuh Quotasystem product stop quoting me. Immhotep lzaa
ReElectbuhari just wants to serve the caliphate grin
Politics › Re: Do The Igbo Indigenous To South South Matter ? by LZAA: 11:25am On May 02, 2018
OnyeOGA:
Are you not ashamed of yourselfhuh Is common sense not common for youhuh Quotasystem product stop quoting me. Immhotep lzaa
ReElectbuhari just wants to serve the caliphate grin
Politics › Re: Buhari: More People Killed In Zamfara Than Benue, Taraba Put Together by LZAA: 10:25am On May 02, 2018
OnyeOGA:
I tire for those mugu matter!
zombies must get sense martineverest keeps denying the truth
Politics › Re: Buhari: More People Killed In Zamfara Than Benue, Taraba Put Together by LZAA: 10:23am On May 02, 2018
martineverest:
just look at all the comments on front page..... our youth have lost it

it show all of them didn't read the article
sai babarism is unhealthy and defies human logic
cc immhotep onyeoga pointzerom iceberg3
Politics › Re: Buhari: More People Killed In Zamfara Than Benue, Taraba Put Together by LZAA: 10:14am On May 02, 2018
comos:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/266876-herdsmen-crisis-more-people-killed-in-zamfara-than-benue-taraba-combined-buhari-says-again.html/amp
the funta jallon overlord cant hide his fulani bias yet laudate and Roger3D keep shouting sai baba upandan undecided
cc immhotep onyeoga iceberg3 pointzerom
Celebrities › Re: Adaeze And Joseph Yobo Host Eidur Gudjohnsen by LZAA: 10:10am On May 02, 2018
Gangster1ms:
See house na... but wetin concern gudjonsen with yobo? They never played in the same team.. wetin dem wan discuss? undecided
he's iceland assistant coach
he probably came to pick yobo's brains and scout naija footie via world cup
Politics › Re: Melaye's Failed Recall: Angry Yahaya Bello To Sack Aides - The Guardian by LZAA: 9:41am On May 02, 2018
Shalomc:
Imhotep lzaa salamrushdie....
Looking at zombies like...

Politics › Re: IPOB Members Storm White House Ahead Of Buhari’s Visit To President Trump by LZAA: 9:08am On May 02, 2018
CrtlAltDel:
Kikikikiki… pained grin grin grin
me looking at zombies grin

Politics › Re: Abacha Built NAss, Afric Largest Hsg Est & Natnl Hosp; Obj Built Nothin by LZAA: 9:06am On May 02, 2018
immhotep:
Back to Daura.

CC lzaa onyeoga pointzerom shalomc iceberg3

Health › Re: BREAKING: FG Bans Production Of Codeine Based Syrups In Nigeria by LZAA: 1:24am On May 02, 2018
Roger3D:
Oya say thanks to the ibo codeine drug dealer. Ibo Amaka!
YorubaAssasin calm down na
at least for ur BP grin
Politics › Re: May Day Lie: With Buhari Presidency, It Is A Case Of A New Day, A New Lie - Reno by LZAA: 12:07am On May 02, 2018
YouthsPC0:
May Day Lie: With The Buhari Presidency, It Is a Case of A New Day, A New Lie

My attention has been drawn to a statement by Presidential spokesman, Garba Shehu, on behalf of the Presidency on May Day, being workers day, alleging that former President Jonathan planned to sack federal civil servants but was stopped by President Buhari.

Nothing could be farther from the truth.

Nigerians are by now used to lies emanating from Garba Shehu, whose latest lie prior to this, was to claim that President Muhammadu Buhari is the first African President to be received by US President, Donald Trump, at the White House.

I had the singular honour of exposing the Presidency’s lie through a video I released of Egyptian President Abdel Fattah Al-Sisi being received by President Trump at the White House on April 3, 2017, more than a year before Mr. Trump met Mr. Buhari.

On this latest lie, Nigerians should ask how possible it would have been for President Buhari to stop then President Jonathan from sacking workers. If then President Jonathan wanted to sack workers, there is no way on earth that President Buhari could have stopped him from doing that.

Was President Buhari ever a boss of then President Jonathan? Did then President Jonathan issue a sack order that was reversed by President Buhari? The answer to these questions is no! So where is Garba Shehu’s lies coming from? That his name is Garba does not mean he should spew Garbage?

We realize that having nothing to boast of by way of achievements in job creation, the ever reactionary Buhari administration has come up with a revisionist plan to blame all its failings on former President Jonathan, but Nigerians have seen through this hollowness.

The fact remains that according to the government owned and controlled Nigerian Bureau of Statistics, 10 million Nigerians have lost their jobs in the last three years of the Buhari government.

It should be noted that these were jobs created by the Jonathan administration through innovative policies like the Local Content Law, Youth With Innovation in Nigeria (YouWIN) scheme and the Graduate Internship Scheme (GIS).

Also, by building 165 Almajiri schools all over northern Nigeria and 14 new federal universities built nationwide and the over 500 schools that were renovated via the Universal Basic Education Commission, UBEC and the Tertiary Education Trust Fund (TETFund), the Jonathan government put hundreds of thousands of youths to work which stimulated the economy and contributed to GDP growth.

Then President Jonathan proved that Nigerian youths are not ‘lazy’ by putting them to work. Sadly, Nigerian youths cannot day the same of the current leadership.

Nigerian workers may also remember that it was former President Jonathan who on March 16, 2011 increased the National Minimum Wage to ₦18,000 and extended the pay rise to the military and paramilitary services, even as he increased the allowance of members of the National Youth Service Corp to ₦19,800 monthly.

It is indeed wicked for the Buhari administration to now turn around and accuse a man who created the most jobs in Nigeria’s history of wanting to sack workers.

My advise to Garba Shehu is to focus on telling Nigerians what his boss has achieved after three years in office instead of casting blame on others.

For instance, huge sums of money have been offered to anyone who can name even one project initiated, started and completed by the Buhari administration in the last three years.

This blame game has gone on for too long. Just yesterday (April 30, 2018), President Buhari blamed Muammar Gaddafi for the spate of herdsmen killings.

Buhari controls the, Army, Air Force, Navy, Police, DSS, DIA, NIA and Civil Defense, yet he still blames a dead Gaddafi for herdsmen killings. If Buhari can appoint dead men into boards, I guess he should also be allowed to blame a dead man for bringing killers on board.

It only remains for President Buhari to blame Idi Amin, Sadam Hussein, Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Hosni Mubarak, Said Bare, Pinochet, Manuel Noriega, Nicolae Ceausescu, Benito Mussolini, Ferdinand Marcos, Samuel Doe, Charles Taylor and any other brutal dictator that catches his fancy!

Nigerian workers are warned that if they re-elect a man who lost 10 million jobs in just three years, by the time he is finished with Nigeria, the only jobs remaining in the country would be the job of blaming others for the problems caused by President Buhari.

Reno Omokri
Bestselling author of Facts Versus Fiction: The True Story of the Jonathan Years: Chibok, 2015 and Other Conspiracies.

https://www.facebook.com/omokri/posts/10215528375299804
laudate and Roger3D wee not like this
meanwhile see wat laudate is telling me grin grin
cc immhotep onyeoga pointzerom iceberg3

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 2) On 1st May 2018 by LZAA: 10:19pm On May 01, 2018
hiroz:
who is the useless Madrid official that drew up this loan deal with bayern..
normally a player is usually barred from playing his parent team..they should have included that
actually this isn't your regular loan deal
this is a loan with obligation to buy
also different leagues use different loan systems
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-kayode Announces Wife's Pregnancy Picture With Lovely Message by LZAA: 8:10pm On May 01, 2018
nkwuocha:
You mean the Yoruba ones?Guy how you take dey swallow spit if your girls comot pant? cheesy

Lzaa. Immhotep
gringrin
Fatality!!!!!!

Politics › Re: Mubi, Adamawa Mosque Bomb Blast (Graphic Photos) by LZAA: 6:11pm On May 01, 2018
AfonjaConehead:
God have mercy...



SHHAATTAAP DIA! So its now you want your ewedu grass soup republic,huh?

Oh,you wanna transform ibadan into japan,huh?
You want to turn ogbomosho in s.korea? BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... grin grin grin
Immothep onyeoga lzaa come oooo cheesy

Are u sai baba abobakus tired of sniffing and lubricating the anuxsx of your hausa/fulani lords and masters?
Did you all zmBs not rejoice in 2015 when ur beloved buhari won? Didnt the emergence of sai baba become more popular than the life and times of ur rat poison rattak_otapiapia legend?
You myopic amalas joined forces with the north to foister in terrorists into aso,shouting CHANGE!!!
Again,shaattaap dia and enjoy ua chanji.

Now be a gud boy,put your hand on ur head and repeat after me,"ONE NAIJIRIYA..SAI BABA,SAI BABA TILL 2023"

good boy grin grin
one naijiriya ya gaskiya!!!!grin
sai caliphate!!!!
Celebrities › Re: Afia Schwarzenegger Agrees That She Is 'Ugly' by LZAA: 5:52pm On May 01, 2018
praiseneofingz:
bro we tired or frying beans
grin
Celebrities › Re: Afia Schwarzenegger Agrees That She Is 'Ugly' by LZAA: 5:39pm On May 01, 2018
Health › Re: BREAKING: FG Bans Production Of Codeine Based Syrups In Nigeria by LZAA: 4:56pm On May 01, 2018
ovadozes:
I just don't understand
strange world
Health › Re: BREAKING: FG Bans Production Of Codeine Based Syrups In Nigeria by LZAA: 3:49pm On May 01, 2018
ovadozes:
This is about the best antitussive in the world, now it will no longer be available for people that really need it.
Shame on today's youths!!!
i swear i dont see wat ppl see in codeine
used to buy benilyn 600 for cough so two years ago i wanted to buy it but the chemist kept looking at me strangely and then told me it's 1200
omo since then i've stuck to vicks or robb
Politics › Re: When The Bully Met The Headmaster At The White House, Ffk React To Buhari Visit by LZAA: 2:19pm On May 01, 2018
immhotep:
This is how Danjuma was misyarning until sense fell upon him.
Cc lzaa onyeoga Madridguy itsmeaboki Bamoski shalomc pointzerom
grin grin
Politics › Re: Benue Drags Fulani Herdsmen To Court by LZAA: 2:19pm On May 01, 2018
Politics › Re: Benue Drags Fulani Herdsmen To Court by LZAA: 2:18pm On May 01, 2018
immhotep:
Olawale118 will soon join them in the refugee camp.
Lzaa onyeoga pointzerom shalomc
we are loyal to the caliphate crew grin
Politics › Re: When The Bully Met The Headmaster At The White House, Ffk React To Buhari Visit by LZAA: 2:17pm On May 01, 2018
OnyeOGA:
cheesy Laugh won kill me die! The Bully and the Headmaster! grin ffk nwayo oo
grin
Politics › Re: PDP Still Searching For Candidate, 9 Months To Presidential Election by LZAA: 1:18pm On May 01, 2018
OkoNDOoBo:
If you think PMB will loose 2019 election it means you are sleeping, you need to wake up to reality.

2019 elections with the way it is, will go down as the most easy election ever without no stiff competitions from opposition parties.

9 months to election in Nigeria is not always quiet like what we have today. If these aspirants Don't have skeleton in their cupboard what is stopping them from declaring the intentions ahead for the race of 2019 elections?
God will continue to bless Yaradu'a in heaven for making him dispose of the bolekaja type of politics obasanjo tried to impose on Nigger Area
the ppl are aware now infact even with all the plans to rig,the daura overlord will lose harder than bello's loss to melaye ie recall grin
Politics › Re: IPOB Members Storm White House Ahead Of Buhari’s Visit To President Trump by LZAA: 1:14pm On May 01, 2018
immhotep:
These are the fruits of sai babarism right here.
Cc onyeoga lzaa Bamoski Buhariguy
YorubaAssasin knows Igbo amaka but just like me he's loyal to the caliphate grin
Politics › Re: When The Bully Met The Headmaster At The White House, Ffk React To Buhari Visit by LZAA: 1:13pm On May 01, 2018
LadyNaija:
"Nigerian herdsmen don't carry AK 47's. They only use sticks"- President Buhari to President Donald Trump, The White House, 30th April 2018.

"We've had serious problems with Christians who have been murdered, killed in Nigeria. We're going to work on that problem and work on that problem very, very hard, because we can't allow that to happen."- President Donald Trump to President Muhammadu Buhari, The White House, 30th April 2018.

Despite all the smiles, banter, pretensions, diplomatic niceties, doublespeak and pleasing words these two assertions from the bully and the big man respectively remain the most relevant in yesterdays meeting between President Buhari and President Trump at the White House.

The fact that Buhari, like a little schoolboy standing before an intimidating headmaster, had to tell a pernicious lie about the weaponry of the Fulani herdsmen and attempt to absolve them of any blame for the horrendous genocide that is being perpetrated against Christians in our nation in order to escape being spanked speaks volumes.

And the fact that Trump, not fooled by the lie and like a wise old headmaster, had to issue a stern warning to the schoolyard bully about the killing of Christians says even more.

That, to me, was the meat of the meeting. All the rest that was said was nothing but diplomatic doublespeak, fake smiles and dross.

Yet more needs to be said. Permit me to add the following.

The truth is that the progressive forces, the official opposition and leaders of the resistance in Nigeria failed to put out the correct narrative about Buhari to the international community and international media over the last 3 years.

Consequently Buhari escaped thorough international scrutiny. Apart from that Trump failed us. He chose economic gain and the juicy prospect of a massive Nigerian market for American goods, products and commodities over human rights and decency.

Yet who can blame him for that given his "America first" mantra and the fact that the Nigerian people themselves appear to be very comfortable with their hazardous plight and murderous leader and do not appear ready to resist his corruption, tyranny, evil, ethnic cleansing, mass murder and genocide.

The good news is that Trump may be the biblical Cyrus (and I really do believe that he is) but he is not God. We never looked to him. We look to God. And God will deliver us despite our inherent weaknesses, accursed fears, petty divisions and monumental cowardice.

Finally hear this. If the opposition does not roll out its best guns, get its act togther, unite, stop playing childish games, stop the petty bickering and present one credible and acceptable candidate in 2019, Buhari will be back for another four years. The choice is ours.

Permit me to end this contribution with a final word about the meeting between the bully and the headmaster at the White House.

My younger brother, Babatunde Gbadamosi, wrote

"Buhari went and got NOTHING. We must now buy two helicopters and agricultural produce from them. This is beyond incompetent".

Tunde, as always, is absolutely right.

https://www.naijanewspapers.com.ng/2018/05/when-bully-met-headmaster-at-white.html

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Politics › Re: "I Prefer Buhari To Obasanjo" - Oba Rilwan Akiolu Of Lagos by LZAA: 11:58am On May 01, 2018
[quote author=laudate post=67181240][/quote]grin
Politics › Re: "Trump Wants To Divide Nigeria" - MSSN by LZAA: 11:57am On May 01, 2018
immhotep:
We call it the "Back to Daura" movement. Daura is the name of Buhari's village in northern Nigeria.
Cc lzaa shallysgirl pointzerom shalomc onyeoga

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