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Person say e get injury and now you don reveal him pic for training wetin he go take come talk next week. Reason am na

Olulong:
Iwobi in training. Hopefully he gets to play

But abeg why e come be like Chukwueze dey wear some funny �stuff like otumopo for him left leg

Edopesin:
Maybe
Peter is a big fan of Chukwueze though, some pictures of his visit last year

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TheSuperNerd:
Tobias Okiki Lawal, GK, in Austrian Bundesliga side, LASK's first team official photo for the 2020/21 season.

He is now officially the first team's Second Choice GK.

Is he a half cast?

Yachambliss:
Oh man! u forgot Iwobi so soon��

Oh sh%t. Like I posted it and remembered brethren.

mostob:
e shock you? Arsenal is never devoid of a single Nigerian.

The cadre teams maybe. But since Kanu till maybe Saka if he turns out for us, I can't recall any other Nigerian in the first team.

terzurum5:
This line has made my night
https://www.completesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/IMG_20200906_130037.jpg

Brother Andrew, shebi na goal dem want, I go dey give them goals’.

Same with my night. But then shey na Andrew for here

TheLoneCitizen:
Twente manager on Ebuehi
"We are trying to loan Ebuehi with an obligation to buy".

This means Ebuehi's Benfica dream is over.

You interpreted the meaning from one side

Opexzy:
I have met honest people in Nigeria too, with even a more convincing test.

I was in computer village, ikeja Lagos state to fix my phone's screen that broke. It was on a Thursday and all shops were meant to be closed due to lockdown restrictions.
Just like you know, some of them will surely still be by the roadside to hustle for customers. I was there explaining to the technician that want to fix my phone, when a car pulled over and the driver stretched out his hand and handed over his phone, (an iPhone for that matter) to the same guy to help add screen protector and a silicone case.
He paid right there and told the guy he is in a hurry to pick up someone at the airport that he would collect it when he his returning. He dropped his contact card and didn't even bother to collect the guys contact before he drove off.

Everyone was surprised including the guy, because he has never met the man before and there was no traceable location because everywhere was locked.

I think it's better you thank your star that you met a good Zimbabwean.
Just like I use to pray to always encounter good Nigerians

Bad people are everywhere likewise good people.

MODIFIED:
To those asking me if the guy ever returned his phone.
When the guy was done, he called the man and he left us in his shop to wait for him by the road side.
I would not have narrated the story if I didn't know how it ended.

I am sure at one point in time we have all met at least one good and honest Nigerian.

Reading through people's comments and some of my mentions makes it look like I am the only Nigerian on this forum. Ask yourself what would you have done if you were the Zimbabwean, it is that simple. If you are not sure, then na your body the mess dey smell.

I can boldly say this, If I were the the Zimbabwean in the OP's story I would not have done it differently.

If there was a grammy for motivating and self asking, deep and profound patriotic reasonings . I'd have it for your reply

komekn:
When I first went to high school in Warri, l couldn't understand pidgin English. I couldn't understand, Igbo or Uhrobo.

But there is learning and adaptation by association a big % is even unconscious, but it becomes ingrained and second nature by continous practice.

I learned these Nigerian languages by participation, association, integration, and continous engagement.

In Nsukka if you did not sprwak Igbo and you want to buy something the price automatically goes right up.

I have a white Caucasian friend he is a Financial adviser from Liverpool. He went to take elocution lessons because his accent created a perception of ineptitude.

When you arrive in the UK and you are working 12 hours shifts in a hospital and over time. You spend much more time with your colleagues on the hospital, than with anybody else it's inevitable that you change.

Many years ago l was on a USAF base in Germany. After a while my accent changed to an American one just by continous association.

It's not Faking it's unconscious and conscious adaptation by continous association.

But if for instance you are in the UK and all your engagements are with your own people, kparakpo. You remain unchanged and many will swear you have never been to Onitsha talk less of London.

Go stay village for one year in isolation after some time you would sound like a village man and at this stage you will have village mentality.

That's why we say some people passed through the university but the university did not pass through them.

I think you are one of them.

You are only able to pick up an accent by the age of 14. Once you cross over that age, you are only learning to sound like the new environment. It will not be nAtural flow like it's inborn.

do4luv14:
Now thats a Daniel, coming to Judgement

Shakespeare's "merchant of Venice"

Arabiandude:
Inter, 2.10 odd, 20k to win 42k... I won it today.
Don't worry, you see the way Sevilla outclassed and beat Roma? That's how they are also gonna outclassed and beat Wolves.

It's a one leg affair and a neutral venue, Traore will gas out before 60mins because Sevilla plays a higher and better pressing game.

You think wolves can beat Roma whom Sevilla manhandled with all the Dzeko, Kolarov and others? This is Europe league and if they both don't meet, it's gonna be Inter vs Sevilla final.

Chai. So what about man u against Sevilla

The messi to Inter Milan move seems to be gathering momentum.

It will be good to reignite the Ronaldo vs Messi rivalry again. I hope it works out.

TheLoneCitizen:
Valencia have enquired about Chukwueze according to villarrealusa.com. The club value the player at €40M but have set his starting price at €25M because of the economic situation caused by coronavirus.

In Spain, Valencia is just a little more consistent that Villarreal for me. There is almost no difference. European Cup teams. Though Valencia rubs shoulders with the big boys in CL.

Shukusheka:
It is not even a blackman thing, it is a reflection of races still battling with poverty. White people can afford to shift their interest into wildlife because they have attained a certain level of self actualization, they have lesser fundamental things to worry about.

You are quite right to an extent.
But for a second think of this in relation to colonization of Africa. This was just how they started colonizing blacks.

Eizzy003:
Lille gave him a private jet to attend his father burial. But I think he is in Paris nw with Samuel Chukwueze enjoying a holiday prouldly sponsored by Napoli.
Napoli will officially announce his signing after the holiday

Wow chukwueze's dress is beginning to make some sense

Clementoke:
Africa vs Africa as seen by European scouts

Source : African Insider

Cameroon ��

soetanoreoluwa:
Quick fact : during afcon 2013 his two goals contributions made us qualify for QF.

2018 World Cup qualify contribution can't not be overemphasized. It is actually unfair to tag him as player that never contributed anything to eagles. For once Vic mo has never cause any problem in camp aside to mind his own business which Alot of people finding it offensive. abi I should ask what was he offense? The way he was Always tag as if he's kind of villain

We have forgotten oo..
Football is about now

daveP:
I been think say na Usain Bolt i see o.


That second goal is strong and quick for such a struggling angle.

I thought the same too, but the I thought lets not exaggerate Simi I know isn't that much physical maybe the defender wasn't strong enough.
However unless he continues to take on defenders in this manner then I will begin to believe he is so strong

ChrisKels:
Your actions since you joined in here has been like...

I talk am

elunico:
Don't forget, the same Turkish league Onyekuru painted with goals, Moses found difficult to stamp his authority.

When una wicked ooo

Maybe people will see objective views coming from Daniel and u now...as they have tagged supernerd, safarigirl, and chriskel haters of komekn

JayromWrites:
Congratulations

E get person wey i go like make u sue am pro bono

Nice one bro you get the point

safarigirl:
Bretheren, permit me to derail this thread small.


I come tell una say, if you get small compound quarrel, you fit carry am come meet me now.


I PASSED BAR FINALS. I am now a baby lawyer

Congratulations I just like how u said it..

Plus I hope komekn congratulated u personally while I scroll through

Commentator just said the last thing you will be hoping to see is Chkuwueze if you are a Betis fan.

Thank u guys for making me read over a 150 pages

ubunja:
I will tag you.

I'm updating and re-posting all the removed posts. Worry not my friend.

Please tag me too..i just started reading your great works..infact I read it as some sacred religious works as I take time to study and dissect it.

ubunja:
That Lil' Break-Up She Initiated For No Reason

PROLOGUE.
Short Break-Ups: those brief periods when a woman just ups and leaves for reasons best known to herself that she'll never care to explain. and spend weeks and months out of the picture, only to resurface again willing to continue where you two left things off.

those short break-ups, they are not inevitable storms in Paradise, the woman is manipulating the weather....

1. THE SHORT BREAKUP AS A WOMAN'S WAY OF MAKING HERSELF IRREPLACEABLE.

When: usually at the early stages of the relationship.

after countless days and almost superhuman effort wooing her, a guy relaxes when the girl finally agrees to be his GF. however, as the guy settles down to enjoy the fruits of his labour, the new GF's real work has just begun... the guy who just won her heart has a car, a job and a nice place: everything a man needs to be happy; or to get another girl. for survival And longevity, the new GF's mission now is to blind the guy to that reality by becoming the man's sole Source of Happiness and by making herself Irreplaceable.

but how? she's broke, she's not a 10 lookswise and she's not the sweetest pussy in the land. how does she make herself priceless to a man who has everything and irreplaceable to a man who has options? (he indeed can get another girl. He has options) : by taking matters into her own hands and engineering a storm that will break her man and subdue him unto her.

In nature, when the Lioness hunts, she first isolates her prey from the herd. alone, exposed, and vulnerable the animal becomes an easy kill. likewise, before breaking her man, the woman separates him from the "Herd".

How??
by acting CLINGY , like she wants the man all to herself. that's how a woman separates a man from the herd. friends And family are that herd. and so it begins, the Man's friends who're single the woman pushes away by complaining:" but you cant continue hanging out with your single friends, you don't have anything in common anymore.you now have me!”. My guy does those words sound familiar? Mhhmm?

Next her complaints are against those friends of his who are dating: "Your friends' GFs all hate me. maybe its because im a new comer...sniff sniff!" *insert fake tears here* and poof!!! the guy vanishes from his circle of friends. He figures he owes his allegiance to this woman he met barely a few months ago and in walking away from friendships that have lasted his whole life he feels he's doing his duty to his woman.

Lastly the man is seperated from his family. His visits to his family become few and far between. a combination of :"Your mother hates me" and"Your sisters are jealous of me"; from his woman now keeps him away.

the dumb love-struck puppy of a man is now separated from the herd. Whats-more, he doesn't immediately feel the absence of friends And family because the new GF is overdosing him with attention, love and sex. and so, inevitably, his life starts revolving around 1 person: the new GF. his WhatsApp profile now feature her pics with the words :" She' My Everything" blah blah blah. His money and resources only feel good to have as long as they are spent on his woman.

But then when friends and family have been cut off and the guy become fully separated from all who care about
him, totally dependent on the woman for everything from friendship and advice to sex, comfort and solidarity - when the prey has been fully separated from the herd - the Lioness finally orchestrates her Power Move and goes in for the kill. She strikes!!!

Suddenly, from nowhere, without warning, without explanation or any wrong-doing on the man's part, the GF throws a fit, moves out and withdraws her love. it happens so fast and at the highest sweetest point of euphoria when the guy is the most drunk in love and The most confident in her love... he's left dazed and lost in this darkest hour of confusion and mind fvcks. he has
pushed friends and family away, now pride and ego forbid him from reaching out for help and insight. he's in mental and emotional anguish and cant think straight. the once independent carefree bachelor finds he cant live without some woman who didn't even exist in his life a few months ago. his good life suddenly has no meaning. His money and resources no pleasure. he has been manipulated into looking to his woman as the source of his happiness. and the moment he fully cut off all friends And family and leaned fully and squarely on her of whom he had declared" She's My Everything", she stepped away, leaving him to fall.

Days of pain and confusion turn to weeks of pain that become unbearable. the poor guy is doing everything in his power to get his GF back. He begs and begs and begs through messages relayed via her friends, calls and messages. he apologizes for whatever he did to upset her.

after a long while; she relents and reluctantly forgives him, for whatever he did wrong. its never mentioned. (because it never existed). and every time the guy asks what he did wrong he'll get the sharp answer :"You know what you did" ; and scared to piss off his woman all over again he'll stop asking. The truth is, it was never about Right And Wrong, it was a power move. about Power And Control. moving back into the relationship and back to his man's house, the GF holds all the Power in the relationship now. the man has lowered his own value by begging her back. because in every relationship, THE ONE WHO LOVES LESS HAS MORE POWER AND THE ONE WHO LOVES MORE HAS LESS POWER BECAUSE THE ONE WHO LOVES LESS CAN AFFORD TO WALK AWAY ANYTIME BUT THE ONE WHO LOVES MORE CANT WALK AWAY BECAUSE HE CANT LIVE WITHOUT THE OTHER. from that point onwards, the relationship is on the woman's terms. and the man is forever dealing from a position of weakness. he's a broken man. a tamed stallion. where he was all confidence and command, his new vocabulary consists of weak
statements like :"I'll ask Joyce first!" and "Time for me to go, Sheila doesn't want me to stay out this late!" or "Happy wife happy life" blah blah blah.

the woman has done the impossible. She has made herself Priceless to a man with everything; and Irreplaceable to a man with options.


2. THE SHORT BREAKUP AS A WOMAN'S WAY OF CHEATING WITHOUT CHEATING.

When: usually at a later stage in the relationship

women hate cheating. especially if they really love you. yet sometimes a girl gets offered a dick her pussy cant say No to. or gets introduced to a man her heart cant say
No to. and so the girl does calculations in her head: cheating is an offense, a betrayal, that will cause
incalculable heartache and break all trust forever. on the other hand; she can pull the ultimate stunt: Breakup for a short while to be single and free to indulge... that way
No relationship, No betrayal, No broken trust and No guilty feelings on her part. she calculates breaking your heart through a Breakup is faster and cheaper to correct later than breaking your heart through Cheating. because breakups are not an offense so there is really no bad guy in the equation.

so the girl goes with option B: the Short Break-Up - to free herself briefly to cheat or to explore a possible higher-value relationship. and so; one ordinary sunny day she looks at you and says: "WE NEED TO TAKE A BREAK." words that hit you like a train that just appeared from nowhere. she'll give no reason why nor will she say for how long the break will last. she says "lets take a break" to leave a door open for herself. she's telling you she's going, but not permanently. she'll be back. and wants you on pause not playing on. she has things to do that she cant do while dating you. now, there are 2 things in this world a woman has to be single first to do with a clear conscience knowing she's not hurting any man: being a Nun and being a Whòré. single women make the best nuns and also single women are the biggest
whòrès out there. and being a Whòrè can be a 0 dick affair that's all about trying out a new romance with a better man at your expense, a 1 dick temptation or a fully-fledged multi-dick whòre-phase.

so your girl will walk and for the next weeks or months she'll avoid you, your calls, your friends and your favourite places (so the two of you don't cross paths). while you walk around in a cloud of pain with no relief, she's walking on clouds wishing it doesn't end. She is riding all manner of Dick and doing all manner of shet Or just going out on clean dates with a potential new man...... but all good things will come to an end. She will get her fill of Dick. Or that potential affair with a hottter man will fail to materialize. Either way she must return back to good old waiting you. her status updates on social networks will start conveying nostalgia and
regrets. and you, ever watchful and stalkerish, unable to move on, readily picks up on them, taking the hint your bird is coming back!

she'll start asking your friends how you're doing, if someone's taken her place. Your gullible friends will rush to you with news of how she misses you. unknown to their simple minds they're being played like chess pieces, preparing the way for her. because the minute they deliver the good news you'll drop any girl you may have started chasing and put your house in order. in time, communications will resume, meet-ups, ending with tears of reunion and sweet makeup sex. you are happy your girl is back.she's happy she found you waiting. you'll celebrate the re-union and rekindle the romance; but deep deep deep within her womb gallons of sperm from her sex-capade reside. who knows, maybe a baby is
even in the making.... who knows....and if a baby is indeed in the making guess who gets the fathering duties and costs??

I'll give you 1 guess. just one.


#TheRedPill
#MGTOW.

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RipMorosini

Wow..insightful and rich depth of analysis

somehow:
Mosquito kills about 321 people daily in Nigeria which is about 95000 yearly, yet no sit at home, no lock down, no media noise, but a virus that kills people with weak immune system which are mostly infants (very low ) and old people above 60 years with a fatality rate of less than 4% has locked down everywhere including Nigeria?


One person dead in 3 months plus in Nigeria from the virus, yet everywhere is locked down?

Book haram has killed more than 15,000 Nigerians, no lock down
Bad road
Bad hospitals
Armed robberies etc have killed more people than the so called virus, yet no lock down

Lassa fever still killing Nigerians in the hundreds, no lock down
Ebola killed thousands, no Lock down.


Please what makes this so called virus special that we are being made to shut down everything?

Is it because the elderly ones its attacking are mostly leaders of the world?

I need to understand what made this different!

Mosquito has probably bitten everyone of your family did it take away anylife?
Has covid attacked you or your family yet??

Blackbelly:
How peeps eat vipers knowing fully well that they are venomous beats my imagination. Could this be as a result of hunger? I doubt!

Don't be ignorant, venomous is different from poisonous....

We joke too much in this country...last month some folks here were even downplaying the effect or potency of this virus in Africa and Nigeria. This is not a case of raised fears. But the need to not underestimate the disease and overestimate our ability to manage such.

Odunayaw:
E be like say topic don finish for here. Where is komekn na

I hope dude is equally safe in UK ��