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yo Raw-man,

Why not try my style? One day try walking up to a lady and tell her you thought she was calling you? When she tells you seriously she wasn't looking for your attention, tell her you were joking, give her a very nice smile and walk away. After that, don't talk to her anymore. Try this with those girls you really think "dateable" just to boost your self-confidence and also teach yourself to LET GO and BACK OFF  when she doesn't give you the face you want to see. Yeah, most girls will think you're just a loser, but the game is not about them, it's solely about you.

After this and you feel you're ready for something else, try finding a girl in the right mood, at the right place, on a nice day and "coincidentally" sit right next to her. Just start off a few conversations and then tell her you gotta go. This works when you want to give a girl an impression you have something better to do with your time than stalk her ass. Don't walk arround with your friends no matter how "fly" they might be. Girls don't like guys that roam with friends. If you must walk with 'em act like you're the leader. They prefer it when you sit at a place and talk, but not ROAM abi STROLL!

Never "toast" a girl. Girls know everything you're about to say. Nothing's new to 'em. They're good so never under-estimate anyone. Make sure you get her when she's alone in order to start a reasonable conversation, never act desperate, make everything co-incidental. Plan the conversation, you'll never run out of words. Never keep a girl; When she tells you she's gotta go, tell her you were about doing the same thing. On the first day meeting her, the conversation goes well, cut it when you feel the need to go on. Leave her wanting more (not all girls feel like wanting more on the first day, depending on what y'all talk about).

Always be nice, but not a 'too-good-to-be-true dumbass'. Let your words be platonic on the first day. After that day, ask her if you're going to see her again, if she says "maybe", then you hit it player; Just say bye and walk off, don't ask where. After that, always seem busy when u're with her. That way it makes it seem as if you're taking time out of your "busiest schedule in the planet" to talk to her. It kind'a shows her she has value. You don't have to tell her anything directly. Show her everything you want to tell her, so that when you finally tell her something, It makes meaning.

And always be creative. Do your homework.

You can talk to me privately if you need some advice. It's free for the first 10 wks._joking

you wish.

Yo! sweetlove-- I hate to tell you that you're not original but it's true. You have some of your stuff copied from these websites and others perhaps

http://www.romantic-tips.com/kisstypes.shtml
http://www.beautyandlace.com.au/kisstypes.htm
http://www.romanceclass.com/miscr/LoveSCat/10

Like I said, I think it wouldn't be wrong on your part if u gave credit to those who deserve it, and not claim the write-up is yours. There's nothing you would tell me to make me believe that the original authors of these articles copied from you. I read it somewhere else before I say you paste it here.

I appologise about your baloon!!

of course you are _{the last loser}

Sarcasm_{Irony's twin sister--alot bolder though}

I've seen this same write-up somewhere else. it's not yours "sweetestlover"
--sorry about your baloon.

all girls are saints. _{yeah right}

The truth is girls live lies. Their appearance, their self image, the way they walk, the way they'd talk damn! A "cute" guy walks arround and she gets all twitchy, her character enters "default: attraction mode". You boy wee dey there dey toast am, na serious sorry for you.

b tw: why don't girls fart? _{except my own sisters}

amoeba abi amu-iba

losers Yeah I know, they wont just find another thread because I'm here. Why does everyone like me so much? When did I get so handsome and sexually appealing? And don't you go looking at my profile-- that aint my pic-- it's my brother's. <sub>they're so dumb-- the sickening thing is no matter what I write, they aint gonna go away

just go take a shower or something-- get a hair-cut-- ok here's $5. now shut up and go away-- jeez!!</sub>

Music, philosophy & logic, the future

Do you like speeding?

loser

I have no idea what happening in sudan <sub>lemme look it up quick--aight?

in the mean time</sub> What do you think about what's happening in trinidad?

mhm

come arround next yr we'll se what we can do-- right nilla? _{shut up}

huh?

_{"Hate" is just a word. What matters is the connection the word implies}

I'm sitting at my pc waiting for someone to say something-- I gat left over rice w/cheese~stew in the microwave.

you?

The carribeans-- THEY say them gat good dookies ov'there

Who's d'u hate most of the two: Paris hilton or Jessica simpson?

blah blah blah blah

Baby, I dont give a sh it

_{and it got so quiet in here all of a sudden}

so what do you do when u aren't doing anything? _{lemme guess- errr nothing?}

Continue with ur discussion, sorry to interrupt.

bearshare

egbesu:
why has kennis not been able to use is radio and tv programes to sell is other artistes?after eedris depature from kennis ,they ve pused more than 4 artistes into market what has been d resuit? hungry heads pen for hire writers like adeoye , justin ,of guardian, kunle ayeni of encomium and abdulraheem tonye of coment that were leaving from hands to mouth in u.l.when shakomo turned naija upside down ,and their cohorts has been writing negative things about eedris courtsey of badbelle people,jealous arttstes and kennis all in a bid to run him down BUT THEY ALL FAIL TO REALISE THAT who GOD LOVES NO EVIL MACHINATION CAN BRING DOWN.ON LAKREEM, UP IT WILL GO,E.EDRIS WILL CONTINUE TO LEAVE UR MOUTH OPEN .ladycool,or what do u call your self? go and ask obaino several units eedris albulm has move before u start to dey run your mouth like tap water.who be this shrineboy talking shit?while, i and my egbesu commrades controls things from ph to warri so noting dey happen has far as my boy[eedris ] safey is corncern.

Jesus man what're u saying?

Yeah _why?

Who would you like to look like?

I don't-- _{by the way, who told u I hate women?}

What's you favorite moment in the bathroom?

she can if she wants to

Why do you hate women so much?

no I don't have any-- 'cept my girl

What d'u hate most about men? (for both men n women)

it's neither hot nor cold my favorite

what d'u hate most about urself?

saturday.


What's the best day of ur life?

belief's like a nose,  everyone's gat it. some are fat, some are wide, some are sexy, others kinky, some straight, some curved, some protruding, some even buttt-shaped. They all do the same thing.

The difference is:                                                                        NOTHING.